Chapter 65: Jokes (Ask for Recommendation Votes, Collect)
The number of sketch actors is not large, and the circle is also very small.
Gu Wei and Wang Xing also often meet in various variety shows, and they have a good relationship.
Wang Xing snorted in the face of his ridicule, and said in a deliberately vicious voice: "As for your short curly hair, the hood is not good." ”
After saying that, he stepped down amid applause and laughter.
Lu Jia then introduced: "Let's applaud and please, in the last episode, Mr. Ge, who was 'electrocuted' but still insisted on performing. ”
God's special "body electrocution", isn't it officially recognized now.
Ge Wu, who walked very calmly, was weak on his feet and almost fell, and the audience also applauded, as if they were moved by his spirit of being disabled and strong.
Of course, "Disabled Zhijian" is a joke, everyone who came to the scene today has watched the previous episodes, some people have also watched the video playback on the Internet, and the barrage has also been watched, and many people even left a barrage of "At the scene, I am the microphone".
Walking to the center of the stage, Ge Wu's expression was slightly gloomy, and he said seriously: "I'll never come to Modu Satellite TV again." ”
The recording hall was silent suddenly, and Lu Jia was also embarrassed, standing on the spot in a daze, subconsciously controlling her hand and not letting her raise it to scratch her head, and she didn't even react to the words from the headset that let her control the scene come out of the headset for a while.
The other mentors and a few new contestants also looked at the stage in a daze, and this is another broadcast accident?
Needless to say, the mentors have the word "roll" last time, but they remember it vividly, and the new singers also have side channels to learn a little bit about the inside story.
However, judging from the interviews and typhoons in the previous two episodes, Ge Wu is quite free and easy, and this kind of smashing should not have such a big reaction.
Unlike other people who were a little embarrassed and didn't know whether to break the siege or help, Ye Wen still smiled and groaned, and even leaned forward a little, supporting his face with one hand, looking expectant, wanting to hear what the long-haired man on the stage would say.
Ge Wu saw that the goal was achieved, everyone was looking at him, and said with a smile: "The electric shock is too dangerous, the last time I lost it was because I was in good health and could bear it, and the station didn't pay me accident insurance." ”
From the beginning of saying "electric shock is too dangerous", Lu Jia relaxed, gave him a blank look, and the scene began to laugh, and when it finally came to life insurance, laughter resounded throughout the stage.
This person has the ability to adapt, but he turned against the guest and teased the host.
"I'll just say, a funny person like Mr. Ge shouldn't be angry." Lu Jia said.
Ge Wu apologized to the other party first, and said: "The burden that I thought of temporarily, the burden that I originally designed is not this. ”
"Oh?" Lu Jiaqi said: "There is still an initial baggage? Tell me about it, I was almost scared to cry by you just now, and I even thought of thousands of words to apologize. ”
"A few thousand words in an instant? So fast? Awesome, he deserves to be the person who hosts the top variety show on the top domestic TV station. Ge Wu looked at her, his lips slightly open, his pupils dilated, and he pretended to be surprised.
"That's it."
"Thousands of 'sorry'?" He gestured with three fingers.
Hahahaha.
Sigh~
The laughter started again, Lu Jia was stunned again, this is smashed again, I can't talk anymore, or my salary will be deducted today, and I will take out a loan to work.
Ge Wu pressed his hand and said, "The burden I thought about just now is like this." ”
He looked at Wang Xing, raised his hand, and the other party also stood up, pointed at himself with a smile and said, "Something to do with me?" ”
"Well, Sister Wang, what did you just say, repeat it."
Wang Xing reacted quickly, restored the action just now, and even exaggerated a little, pointing at Gu Wei with a little crying: "Gu Wei, you come to the stage with your burden, let my sister do something." ”
Ge Wu opened his eyes and asked suspiciously: "Sister Wang, you are casually talking about it, and you still ask Brother Gu what to do?" ”
Perhaps it was affected by Ge Wu's few rounds of laughter just now, and the on-site reaction was very average, and the applause and laughter were quite improvised.
What's more, it's just that it's dragged on for too long, and the impact of the joke is not strong enough.
"Hello everyone, I'm Ge Wu."
Ge Wu bowed off the stage and did not say the Hokkien greeting prepared in advance, because he found that the first two guests who appeared on the stage did not say it, and the simplest greeting should be able to be learned by the two of them in a few days, but he still used Mandarin, so he didn't make a head bird.
The last to appear was Xu Enxi, who thought that Gu Wei and Wang Xing were enough to steal the limelight, making the audience laugh, and the scene reacted very well.
So I secretly thought about a few jokes, but I didn't expect Ge Wu, who appeared in the penultimate appearance, to be even worse, with frequent golden sentences and good rhythms, and even he was happy.
As a result, it doesn't matter if you are happy, you forgot the joke, and there is no time for him to think more.
can only go on stage normally, laughing on the way while sweeping the crowd opposite, and saw Wang Zheng in the middle of the audience.
Sure enough, Xu Enxi smiled even more, nodded slightly, and couldn't help complaining in his heart, obviously he knew that people would come, but he didn't want to say a few words in dialect, so he bent down and bowed:
"Hello everyone, I'm Xu Enxi, mile door thick."
Bang bang bang.
The applause was still enthusiastic, but the people who applauded frequently did not seem to be concentrated, scattered across the 500 seats.
And the audience who didn't know the truth was confused, so they could only follow the applause, what did Mr. Xu say in the end, why did he applaud so much, could it be that he said some jokes that I didn't understand?
Wang Zheng, who was in the center of the audience, frowned slightly, quickly calmed down, turned his head and looked around, Qingzhi's face was full of surprise, as if he didn't expect his spokesperson to speak two dialects. He didn't approve of Xu Enxi's approach, using all the conditions that could be used, but this was human nature.
Before I came, I had asked the vice president of the team to explain that I didn't look at people, just listened to the songs, and whoever sang well would vote for whomever I wanted.
Now, this ingenious spokesperson is one step ahead of others.
He looked at the players' seat again, obviously the conditions were the same, why couldn't he think of these few? The three of them whispered around together, not knowing what they were discussing.
What are the people in the seats talking about?
Ge Wu: "Sister Wang, Brother Qiang, why didn't you two say hello in dialect." ”
Shang Qiang: "I want to say it before singing." ”
Wang Xing: "I was amused by Gu Wei, I was in a hurry to think of a joke and forgot about it." ”
After speaking, the two looked at Ge Wu and asked, "Why don't you say it." ”
"You didn't say anything, I thought there was some inside story, so I didn't say it."
The three of them looked at each other, spoke together, and shouted silently:
"Damn!"
Then he laughed, and was amused by this inexplicable tacit understanding.
A few people laughed too openly, so as not to be noticed, Lu Jia asked, "Three teachers, what are you laughing at?" So happy. ”
With the host's words, the eyes of the others also shifted, and they all stared at the players' seats.
Uh, that's what to say.
You can't tell the truth, it's not ridiculous to say it.
It was another big chase of eyes and eye wave exchange.
Ge Wu's expression suddenly became serious, and he was the first to speak: "Think of something happy." ”