In the afternoon, Ge Wu and Ye Wen came out of the bedroom dressed neatly, and the old couple was watching TV.

Eight eyes are facing each other, their faces are as usual, and all four of them are pretending.

"Awake?"

The atmosphere was a little stagnant, and Ye Mu took the initiative to speak.

"Hmm." Ge Wu said, forcibly controlling the right hand that was about to scratch his head, and did not let it go up.

"Let's go eat after washing."

After that, she went to the kitchen to get busy, and when she shouted a few times at lunch, she didn't respond, so she didn't do so much.

During the meal, there was only the sound of a TV series in the living room, and the old couple didn't say a word, watching TV silently.

At the dining table, Ge Wu and Ye Wen were eating two mouthfuls of food, Yu Guang glanced at the living room, and didn't know what to say, under the dining table, the woman would step on the man from time to time, and scolded in a low voice, why don't you go to the guest room to sleep, how should it end now?

"Too sleepy, forgot."

Ge Wu explained that the matter of the two living together has always been tacit, and the elders have a clear heart, but they never break it. Today is really too excited to pick up people last night, I didn't sleep on the plane, I went back to the magic capital to send people back and forth, sent blessing text messages, there were too many things, and I forgot to pay attention to the impact if I wasn't careful.

Another stampede.

"Don't step on it, Xiaowu has to go to film tomorrow!"

The voice of Ye Mu from the living room was considered to have rescued Ge Wu, and the abuser made a big red face, bowed his head and ate hard, his face almost buckled into the bowl.

After eating, Ge Wu took the initiative to wash the dishes, and on the grounds that he was too sleepy in the morning to pay attention, he re-established the new year for his future father-in-law and mother-in-law, which can be regarded as opening the deadlock.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the common topic was last night's Spring Festival Gala, Ge Wu praised Ye Wen for singing a good song, which has caused heated discussions on the Internet, and then Ye's father and Ye mother praised him for his high level, and the evaluation of the three songs is not bad.

After talking about the advantages, Ge Wu asked how the language program was this year, but he hadn't watched it yet.

"It's boring." Ye Mu Dao.

"Can't laugh." Father Ye also agreed, looked at Ge Wu and said, "I don't think it's as interesting as you say jokes in variety shows." ”

Well, think you're complimenting me.

Ge Wu explained: "I'm actually not a joke, it's an impromptu performance, it's very different from sketches and cross talk, there is no story, just rely on a wit."

In addition, Gu Wei's sketch was down, Wang Xing and I were in the same crew, and I didn't have time to go to rehearsals, her team lacked a backbone, and the quality was naturally worse. Without the main force of these two major language programs, the overall effect is indeed not good. ”

This time, Gu and Wang did not perform in the Spring Festival Gala, although there were other people on top, but the level was a little different, and the reputation of the whole party was a little low.

Ge Wu flipped through Weibo, and the ratings were only 19.8%, breaking the lowest record in the history and falling below the 20% mark for the first time.

Many netizens complained that after watching a news broadcast for more than four hours, their hearts were baptized, and they felt that the whole person was sublimated.

And for language programs, he is even more outspoken, the story is okay, but it's not funny, combined with Gu Wei's "lack of positive energy" being brushed, many people say that it is okay to simply cancel the sketch and make it into a drama with a smaller length?

Talking about this, Ge Wu recommended a satellite TV New Year's Eve party with them to wait for a while, and Gu Wei's sketches are very worth watching.

Gu Wei and they stayed in Hengdian for half a month, basically 7 in the morning and 11 in the evening every day, and when they left there, the original thin ones became fat, and the original fat ones became round.

A lot of effort was put into this sketch.

At 7:30 p.m., the TV set was tuned to Modu Satellite TV.

Lin Chengliang stood in the C position, with Lu Jia next to him, and there were three hosts next to the two, greeting the audience in front of the TV.

The first program is the Chorus of Stars, which can be regarded as the one with the largest number of participants in a normal evening party.

After the chorus, Zhang Mingxi, wearing a green and white skirt, appeared on the stage.

"Empty streetscape, looking for a ......"

“……”

"The love you give has been quiet."

It's not for nothing that she can sing solo at the first satellite TV gala, and as an actor, not a singer.

At the end of the song, the audience shouted her name, including "Zhang Mingxi", "Zhao Linger", and "Cui Ping".

After singing and greeting the audience, Zhang Mingxi did not leave the venue and took two steps to the side.

Soothing music sounded, and Song Changhao sang "Sigh of Ease" on stage.

He himself is not keen on singing, this song is not difficult at all, it is a saliva song that does not saliva, it is only popular among fans of "Fairy Sword", and those who have not watched the TV series are estimated to have to cut the song after listening to one or two sentences.

After the singing of "Sigh of Ease", the host came to the stage and read an oral broadcast, and by the way, the two of them gave New Year's greetings to the audience in the name of "Zhao Ling'er" and "Li Xiaoyao".

Then, ask what they have been busy with during this time, and say that it is an inquiry, but it is actually an opportunity to advertise.

"The two of us acted in a movie, God of Gamblers." Song Changhao said.

There were enthusiastic cheers at the scene, thinking that Zhao and Li would play the screen couple again, which seemed to make up for the regret of the tragic ending of "Fairy Sword".

"Oh? Are you still a couple in the play? Lin Chengliang was also interested, and took the opportunity to ask for the audience.

"It's not." Zhang Mingxi denied it, pointed at Song Changhao and said, "I am his wife." ”

"Master~Mother?"

The audience looked at the two, today Song Changhao is dressed more maturely, and Zhang Mingxi is still young and beautiful, no matter how you look at the word "master".

"Hmm." Song Changhao nodded in affirmation and continued: "No matter how much you can't talk about, there are spoilers suspected, I hope everyone will go to the cinema to support it then, Fa Ge and I starred in the movie." ”

"Thank you."

Waiting for the guests to leave, Lin Chengliang glanced at the teleprompter card and said: "There is such a couple, who are not at home on the night of the Lunar New Year waiting to watch the Spring Festival Gala of Modu Satellite TV, but come out to sell crutches, and they are also sold in the studio hall. ”

"Please enjoy it below, sketch, "Selling Abduction"."

Subtitles appear.

Sketch "Selling Abduction".

Screenwriter: Ge Wu

Performers: Gu Wei, Zhang Yun, Pan Songyang.

"You can also write sketches?"

Several names appeared on the TV, and Ye Wen immediately discovered the most inconspicuous column.

Father and Mother Ye also leaned forward when they heard this, pushed their reading glasses, and also looked at Ge Wu after finding that this was indeed the case.

In most cases, the audience will only pay attention to the name of the sketch and the relevant actors, as for who the screenwriter is, they can't see it by default.

"Huh? Didn't I tell you before? ”

"Aren't you waiting to be revealed?"

Father Ye held up a sentence, and then was glared at by his daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law.

"It's really not, don't talk about it, Sister Yun, they're on stage."

As he spoke, the TV camera had been cut.

Zhang Yun and Pan Songyang stood in the center of the stage, surrounded by ordinary scenery, like on the street, and a white park bench.

The clothes and figures of the two made all the audience stunned, this is clearly a rural image, and it is still the kind of many years ago, at least ten years ago, I don't know where the clothes of these two people came from, and the scrap yard has not seen it in stock.

Pan Songyang is dressed very dirty, tall and hunched.

Zhang Yun is even more unrecognizable to familiar people, wearing a small red jacket and a headscarf, the image she gave people before was shrewd and capable, but now she is only amiable and looks uniquely secure.

Zhang Yun shouted to the man: "Hey, big flicker!" Big flicker! ”

Pan Songyang carried a pair of crutches, walked leisurely with his hands behind his back, and turned his head unhurriedly when he heard the words: "What are you shouting about, come out to sell this thing today, don't call me my stage name?" ”

"Big flicker, stage name?"

These two don't match each other at all.

Zhang Yun said helplessly: "The child is his father." ”

Pan Songyang: "Yes." ”

Zhang Yun smacked her lips and said: "If you want me to say don't sell this crutch, this street is full of good legs and feet, who buys your thing?" ”

Pan Songyang pursed his lips, raised his crutches and said, "Nonsense, don't sell it?" Do this pair of crutches and work and materials, and I haven't slept for a day and a night, so I won't lose money if I don't sell it? ”

Zhang Yun: "Oh, then the streets are full of good legs, can you sell them!" ”

Pan Songyang said "hehe" twice and said, "Don't you know me yet?" Call me a big fool. I can slant the positive flicker, I can flicker the wilted, I can pinch the sharp flicker, the little couple is very good, I can flicker for him! Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs! ”

A long list of lines were read out in a subdued tone, especially when he said the words of deception in a serious tone, and the audience burst into laughter.

It turned out to be a pit man!

Flickering lame?

Hey, flicker?

This man's stage name seems to be called Big Fool, but it's a bit of a topic.

This opening suddenly aroused the curiosity of the audience, Zhang Yun, who has a sense of justice, and the wilted Pan Songyang character is standing.

Zhang Yun: "Haha, you can pull it down!" ”

Pan Songyang: "Believe it or not? ”

Zhang Yun pouted and said, "I don't believe that you can fool people with good legs?" ”

Pan Songyang: "Look, this is my strength. ”

Zhang Yun took two steps forward and said: "I don't know your strengths yet, my son and his father are interesting, I heard that people buy horses and sell car covers, I heard that people buy motorcycles and sell hard hats, I heard that people have insomnia and that people sell sleeping pills, I heard that people -

Pan Songyang waved his hand: "Don't say it, this is called market vision, grasp the amount in advance!" ”

Zhang Yun said: "There are times when you make mistakes in advance!" ”

Pan Songyang spread his hands: "This crutch is wrong." ”

Zhang Yunu said: "I heard that the lock pillar drove a four-wheeled bicycle and smashed my legs, and I got up early to do this crutch, but the people smashed it hard, and I was directly in a wheelchair after being discharged from the hospital, and this crutch was not sold." ”

Wheelchair?

Father Ye: "Hahahaha." ”

Ye Mu laughed with tears in her eyes, and asked, "Xiaowu, how did you come up with this word, it's earthy and funny, I feel that it's similar to what Wenwen and her grandfather said in their lifetime." ”

"Stunned."

Ge Wu replied, looking at the three members of the Ye family who were still staring at the TV, knowing that the sketch was successful.

Pan Songyang snorted: "Don't worry, I'll sell this pair of crutches today." ”

Zhang Yun: "This street is full of good legs and feet, who sells it?" ”

Pan Songyang put his hand behind his back: "Daughter-in-law, let's find a good leg and foot to sell to him today, and see my ability to fool." ”

Zhang Yun said: "Aren't you lying? ”

Pan Songyang smiled: "Those who wish to take the bait, understand?" Give me a shout. ”

Zhang Yun: "I won't fool. ”

Pan Songyang: "Look at my eyes, okay?" Hey, there's someone, shout! ”

At this time, Gu Wei, who was also fatter, appeared on the stage!

Dressed in a rustic style, with an inch head and a big round face, he passed by on a bicycle.

Zhang Yun reluctantly said loudly: "Ah, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone!" ”

Gu Wei held on to the handlebars and became more and more crooked, "Eh, eh." ”

Hahaha!

Looking at Gu Wei, who listened to the command inexplicably, laughter rang out inside and outside the TV at the same time.

"Crutch, crutch! Crutch! Zhang Yun said with his cuffs inserted.

As soon as Gu Wei's car stopped, he said angrily: "Eh, I said what are you commanding blindly?" Do you know where I'm going to go, and you're going to let me kidnap you? ”

Audience: "Hahahaha! ”

Gu Wei pushed the bicycle and put it down under the stage.

Pan Songyang reminded on the side: "Shouting for sale." ”

Zhang Yun shouted: "Sell! Sell! ”

Pan Songyang said angrily: "What are you selling?" ”

"Turn."

"Connect."

Zhang Yun said loudly: "It's been trafficked!" Abducted! ”

……

As soon as these words came out, many viewers sprayed at once.

"Trafficking?"

Hahaha!

Ye Wen completely let go of the image of a lady and returned to his original face. The embarrassment and unnaturalness she had from getting up in the afternoon to the present were swept away, and she was instantly left behind, and the whole person was leaning on Ge Wu's body, her feet fluttering, and her slippers flew.

Ge Wu was also driven by her to laugh, originally he watched too many sketches of these people, and he almost didn't feel it, but he couldn't stand the feedback given by the people around him, so he unconsciously immersed himself in it.

With her look, she naturally said, "Kidnapped!" After tonight, she is no longer Gu Wei's golden partner, she is Zhang Yun.

on TV.

Gu Wei stupidly stopped the bicycle and walked over: "En? What's going on? Who's going to kidnap you? ”

Zhang Yun pointed at Pan Songyang: "No, he was abducted and sold." ”

Gu Wei took two steps, blocked Zhang Yun behind him, and said, "You want to abduct and sell?" ”

Audience: "Hahahaha. ”

Pan Songyang glanced at him and said in a loud voice: "What kind of eyes do you have, abduction?" Trafficking Can I be trafficking like this? You buy it! ”

Now Zhang Yun is a little unsightly, she gasped and rushed to the side, and glanced at her with a big flicker.

Audience: "Hahahahaha! ”

Gu Wei put his hands in his pockets and said with a northeast accent: "Hey, what the hell is going on with you?" ”

Pan Songyang: "What's the matter, meddle in your business." ”

Zhang Yun also hurriedly walked over and said with a smile: "The two of us are two, playing here!" ”

Pan Songyang also smiled: "Hehehe, it's okay to play!" ”

Gu Wei said to the camera: "These two people, big New Year's Day, selling their daughters-in-law to play?" ”

With that, he walked towards the bicycle, ready to leave the two neurotics, but there was a voice behind him.

"Stand down, it's very serious."

"What?"

"It's too serious."

Gu Wei looked back at the two of them, to be precise, at Pan Songyang: "What are you talking about?" ”

"It's none of your business."

Gu Wei stepped on the bicycle for the third time.

"It's late when this disease is discovered!"

"Can't you say something nice about the New Year?"

He rushed again.