"Director, can I use an inner monologue to act?"

"You can monologue as much as you want in your heart."

"Oh."

Ge Wu followed Milan and the director into the three-story villa and went upstairs along the spiral staircase.

The two people who knew the truth trembled all the way, for fear of being discovered that what was following them was a fake.

And people who don't know the truth think that the little brothers guarding the stairs are group performances.

"Come on."

"Take it easy."

"Good work, teacher."

He is familiar with greeting the "group performance" with a rather evil suit and leather shoes.

When he reached the top floor, he patted Zhang Yun and praised: "Teacher Milan, these group performances are of good quality, they look really similar." ”

Milan: "......"

Director: "......"

"Hehe, big investment, naturally you have to pay attention to every detail."

"Thanks, Director, I promise you won't make a mistake."

A whispered explanation, a loud promise, and the little brothers who groped around several people to check whether they were armed or not, the three people didn't seem to be on the same layer.

"Professional!" Wei Chenggong boasted.

The director leaned into his ear and whispered, "Ike God." ”

The three entered the room and stepped on the dark red wooden floor.

Wei Chenggong swept it, and there was a circle of black little brothers standing in front of him, and a rectangular desk was placed not far in front of him, with a big back, curly hair, smoking a cigar, and looking at him with a look of surprise and fear.

The show begins!

The audience in the theater held their breath and stared at the screen, for fear of missing a minute or a second.

"Brother Harvey, this is the ......" Milan hadn't finished the introduction, and found that the "fool" with pigtails had crossed her in a grand manner.

Milan and the director's frightened expressions caused laughter in the theater, and they didn't play according to the routine as soon as they started.

Wei Chenggong walked with the pace of not recognizing his six relatives, pushed away the "group performers" who were blocking him, and said, "Don't get in the way." Then he looked around and saw a window that could be seen on the opposite side.

He smiled at the window, shook his hair, and the room followed his gaze and looked at the window as if they had practiced it in advance.

Wei Chenggong came to the desk, sat on the table with a hurdle, picked up a knife on the table casually, licked it up and down, and said without looking at the person in front of him: "I'm Carl, I heard, are you looking for me?" ”

In the face of such a strange person, even Harvey, who has been in the underworld for a long time, couldn't figure out the situation and asked, "How much money did the Toucher give you to kill me?" ”

Wei Chenggong's eyes condensed slightly, put down the knife, sat down on the leather chair reflexively, raised Erlang's legs with a big grin, and said, "I don't understand what you're saying." ”

Hearing this, the second-in-command Jimmy (played by Du Rui) took the lead in taking out and grabbing it, pointing at Wei Chenggong, and the other younger brothers took advantage of the situation to follow, and suddenly everyone in the room except for the two stupid sibling liars, and Harvey, who was smoking a cigar, everyone's guns were aimed at this top killer.

Harvey bit his cigar hard, rubbed his ear with one hand, and was about to wave down, ready to kill Carl, who had volunteered to deliver it to the door.

In the next second, Wei Chenggong moved.

He blew and stroked his bangs, looked at the window opposite that "had" a camera, changed his expression, and said in an explanatory tone: "When you are robbed, there are generally two options. ”

Ha?

What is this, is this the legendary inner monologue?

It's so funny, no wonder I just gave such a conversation!

Hahaha, laughter and boos rang out in the theater.

Yes?

The people on the screen can't understand it, what kind of operation is this?

The man with the gun and the cigar smoked were blindsided, and they looked at the "Carl" who had ignored a dozen guns in amazement, smiling at the window he had a soft spot for, and listening to his neurotic words.

"Hold your hands down, or fight back."

Wei Chenggong walked as he spoke, pushed away a gun pointed at his head, and after being sure that no one was in charge of the camera, he continued to explain:

"For an experienced killer, I choose to be caught."

After saying that, he squatted down with his head in his hands.

That's it?

shouldn't have expectations for this product, it's obviously a comedy, do you expect any Long Aotian plot?

In the next second, Wei Chenggong pulled out a gun from his socks, rolled over, turned over and stood up, and pointed the gun at Harvey: "Let your men put the gun down." ”

Harvey had not yet woken up from the other party's neurotic behavior just now, and he was threatened, and the situation was stronger than people, so he could only do it.

Wei Chenggong put his arm around Harvey's neck with one hand and slowly retreated to the window, which was naturally the one he thought was special but was not special.

"I'm sorry I lied to you." He laughed.

"Huh?" Others didn't understand.

"Attention, Brother Harvey." Wei Chenggong commanded.

Harvey was frightened when he heard this, thinking that the other party was about to die and the net was broken, so he bowed forward and pouted his buttocks.

"Squeak!"

The window opened, the cool breeze blew in, Wei Chenggong praised "dedication", but he didn't expect the actor to take the initiative to cooperate, kicked the other party's pouting buttocks, and then flew out of the window backwards.

Yes!

Milan and the director covered their mouths at the same time, not daring to make a louder noise, and found that everyone else was crowded in front of the window, and the two looked at each other and fled silently.

As a result, as soon as I went out, I saw someone who had just pretended to be successful in the trash can.

"Teacher Milan, director, I can handle it okay." Wei Chenggong slapped the dust on his body.

"Unexpected."

Milan pulled him and was about to leave this dangerous and unreliable place, but the second-in-command chased after him and said, "Brother Harvey, I want to ask Mr. Karl to go up again." ”

The director and Milan's relaxed faces tightened again, and Wei Chenggong looked indifferent, for him, filming, it's too normal to have a flaw somewhere and start over.

However, this time, he was allowed to go upstairs alone.

"What should I do, sister, I'm going to go to the goofs now!"

"It's over!"

The two people left behind were as dead as ashes.

As soon as the camera turned, Wei Chenggong entered the room on the third floor, and he also had to walk through the crowd, seeing this group of terrorists with guns in their pockets as nothing, showing the demeanor of top killers!

Again, he sat down on his desk and picked up the knife again.

In order to change the performance, this time, when he licked the knife, he was no longer up and down, but left and right.

"I'm Carl, I heard, you're looking for me?"

Harvey couldn't believe it, and asked the people around him: "Did I hallucinate, did he just say this?" ”

"Sun and Moon"

Wei Chenggong jumped on the leather chair again and sat down, and read the lines again, I don't understand what you are saying.

Of course, the black boys, led by Jimmy, once again pulled out their guns and pointed them at him, and one of them also unloaded the gun from his sock and handed it to the boss.

Harvey took the gun, his face changed greatly, he held it lightly with one hand, and the gun was deformed,

Plastic.

is really ignorant and fearless, many viewers can't help but complain in their hearts, and at the same time look forward to how Ge Wu will end this time.

Relying on a plastic gun alone to scare more than a dozen real guns, he is a talent.

Harvey walked up to Wei Chenggong and turned on the solicitation mode: "Carl, I admire you, join us." ”

A trace of impatience flashed on Wei Chenggong's face, and he pushed Harvey away, he smiled at the window, what is this thing blocking my lens?

"Loyal ministers don't care about the two masters." He said.

"That's a pity." Harvey said.

As soon as the words fell, the sound of the bullet loading sounded at the same time.

The music on the screen suddenly became tense, Harvey sighed lightly, patted the killer, and was grabbed by the other party and pressed to the leather chair.

Then, Wei Chenggong said in his unique commentary: "A real killer can train any part of his body into a lethal weapon. ”

"Let's say, my middle finger."

So, in full view of everyone, he raised his hand in a gesture similar to a marble, and took a hard "ha" to his curled middle finger, aiming it at Harvey's temple.

Audience: "?! ”

Black Brothers: "??? ”

Harvey squinted his eyes and looked at his middle finger, which was vaguely visible on the side, and said, "I don't believe you're going to shoot me." ”

it!

It's really a weird plot that you can think of, and this screenwriter is too good.

forehead

The screenwriter is just going to play the middle finger? That's fine.

"I don't believe you're going to shoot me."

"Then let's see if it's your bullets that are fast, or my finger bullets that are fast!"

Apparently, Harvey was unbelieving and began to count down.

“3。”

“2”

"Cards!"

At the last moment, the director rushed in and stopped Wei Chenggong, who was intoxicated with the performance and didn't know that he was about to "finish his body".

He called him over and whispered that the plot needed to join the other party.

"No problem." Wei Chenggong walked over again.

Jimmy took advantage of the situation to ask the director what "card" meant, and got an answer, "card" is "card", only people who are very close to Carl can shout so, he grew up caring about stupidity, "card" is his nickname.

On the other side, the same desk, the same sitting position, the same knife.

Wei Chenggong held a weak left hand, implying a packet of tomato juice, and slashed his right hand fiercely, gritting his teeth and not screaming, squeezing a large amount of red liquid into the wine glass.

“50CC!”

Harvey looked at the other party's expression of pain, and said nothing, "blood" was put into the wine glass as if he didn't want money, and Zhen Nima was ruthless.

Well, now he's going to have to keep up.

"I have too many brothers, I can only give you 5CC."

He bit his finger.

Blood is an alliance, and the ceremony is completed.

It's just that one is tomato juice and the other is true blood.

One thinks that the other party is really ruthless, but he doesn't know where the "blood bag" is placed when the other party does the action of biting his finger.

The other thought that the other party was really ruthless, and deliberately cut the palm of his hand, and the amount of bleeding was so large, that he didn't say a word.

The first goofs crisis just passed, and before I could breathe a sigh of relief, the second one came.

Harvey wants to trade with foreigners and sell guns, but none of the people under him understand the language, and it just so happens that Jimmy "knows" that Carl cares about the growth of the director, so translation is naturally not a problem.

The camera turned to a room, Wei Chenggong was sitting on the sofa, a few books were left on the table in front of him, Milan looked at the books and spoke a language he didn't seem to understand.

"Teacher Wei, what I just said means 'a good man spares his life'."

“？”

"That's what the 'good man spares his life' in the Italian language says."

“？”

Wei Chenggong understood, and then, he read it out fluently.

"What do you mean, Mr. Wei?"

"When the fellow saw the fellow, his eyes were full of tears. I like Italian movies, so I taught myself a foreign language in order to understand the dialogue. ”

Milan: "......"

Director: "......"

Audience: "......"

What a talent, although Wei Chenggong has always been a trick, I have to say that this person really works hard to like his career.

In the evening, Wei Chenggong took Jimmy's car to a bar, which was the place of the transaction tonight.

After getting out of the car, Jimmy gave him a box, told him that it was something that would be traded, and then entered the bar first.

"Brother Jimmy, let that neurotic Carl hold the gun, will it be dangerous?" Someone asked.

Pop, Jimmy clapped his hands, and a man came out from behind the door with the best view in the field, with a machine gun in his hand.

Jimmy said: "This is an authentic moldy domestic product, called Ma, which translates to machine robbery, and can kill twenty people in this second, just like playing, I'm still afraid of him?" ”

On the other side, Wei Chenggong took the box to the side and took out the contents of the box, which was too heavy, and entered the bar with the empty box as a very heavy look.

Since it was an arms deal, it was natural to clear the venue, and the bar was full of people under Harvey's hands.

Wei Chenggong swept his eyes, sat next to Jimmy, pointed to the door with the best view, and said, "Do you believe it or not, I know where the machine is?" ”

Machine?

Jimmy's face changed abruptly, this thing was arranged by him personally, how could "Carl" know?

He forced, "How do you know?" ”

"It's best to put that line of sight, sweep it all." Wei Chenggong waved his hand.

Jimmy gasped and looked at him in surprise, this is the acumen of a top killer?

"Let's switch positions so the machine can sweep my face." Wei Chenggong said.

Jimmy: "? ”

In the face of this wave of cross-server chats, there is naturally constant laughter in the theater, which is the fun of looking at the story from God's perspective.

Although you are talking about "machines", in fact, you two are talking about two things, one is a gun and the other is a camera.

"Let's switch positions so the machine can sweep my face." Wei Chenggong said.

Jimmy was deflated, Wei Chenggong was laughing, and the foreigner who bought the gun was a foreigner.

Since it is a comedy, it is naturally impossible for Jimmy to speak steadily—Wei Chenggong translated—the buyer replied, and the two sides reached a contract.

He was a "perfect" translator, though he knew the language.

Perfect translation means that no matter what the questioner says, the other party translates it to the other party as it is, without any trade-offs. (It is recommended to watch the original film, 40 minutes there, more than 1,000 were written, and it was found that it was too watery, and it was all deleted.) ）

In the end, under Wei Chenggong's very pure Italian language and inflexible translation skills, Jimmy and Lao Wai became angry.

There were real guns in the bar, nine out of ten people were either shooting or dodging the guns, only Wei Chenggong was shocked, it was too exciting,

Prop master cow,

The acting skills of the group performance are good,

It's so realistic!