Chapter Forty-Eight: The Stupid Bird Flies First

Qianmen Street, the most prosperous place in Beijing, is full of people and sweating like rain! It was noon, and all of a sudden, firecrackers rang out!

"Pick a pulley? What does it mean? Hey, Brother Wen Yu, what is this? ”

"What's the hurry? I'm looking at it! Recreate the heroic posture of countless Han heroes in the last years of the Northern Song Dynasty and fight against gold thieves! The ticket price is five dollars of silver, and today's five percent off, and it will not wait for expiration! ”

Two Confucian scholars scrambled for a piece of paper and finally ran towards Qianmen Street. There are three big characters on the golden plaque: Qianqiu Hall, a group of people are gathered under the plaque, and a small guy is holding a tin horn and shouting hoarsely: "Don't miss it when you pass by!" A once-in-a-lifetime story, a big Han group beating barbarians, and a big gun picking thirteen iron cars! ”

The Qianqiu Hall was overcrowded, but it was silent. The silver gun on the stage flashed, and the gongs and drums behind it sounded, the bangzi was knocked very quickly, the audience was short of breath, and the iron pulleys wrapped in tin foil and silver glittered came at a gallop!

Tyre! The high pet exhaled, the silver gun flashed, and the iron block was picked aside! Good! There was a roar of applause in the field!

In the private room upstairs, Zhang Heling looked at the scene on the stage and nervously pinched the towel in his hand. Zhang Yanling looked at the dense crowd of people in Qianqiu Hall and smiled!

Next door is Brother Zhou Shou, Zhou Yu patted the table and laughed: "Brother, this thing is really money!" Your Highness is interesting enough for us! ”

Zhou Shou frowned, and his fingers unconsciously tapped on the table. Suddenly, he spoke: "Second brother, is the youngest in your family almost the same as His Royal Highness?" ”

"Huh? How does that compare? Your Highness, this level of money! Tsk,"

"Stupid! I'm talking about the age! On money, looking at the world, who has the ability of His Royal Highness? Zhou Shou clenched his fists angrily and let go again.

"Oh, almost. That little girl in my family is two days older than His Highness. Brother, what do you mean? ”

"Alas, if such a money-savvy lord becomes your son-in-law? Well? There is really no age right in my family, can it be your turn? ”

Zhou Yu's eyes widened, and he suddenly slapped the table: "That's right!" Top dog! Elder brother! Dear brother! Why didn't you say it earlier? ”

"Nonsense! Worse than a generation! Hou Wei is our great-grandchild, and your family is his grandmother! If it weren't for the fact that Houwei made money, I wouldn't have been able to pull down this old face! ”

"How can face be rich? Brother, my dear brother! Think about it, Hou Wei is definitely a golden doll now, if the two next door hear it, or think of it, how to fix it first? Zhou Yu beat his chest suddenly, and he almost burst into tears!

Zhou Shou was startled and stood up: "Damn! In the end, it is my Zhou family's species! That's right! I'm going to Cining Palace! ”

"Wait, it's my daughter who wants to marry! I'm going too! ”

"Who? Zhou Shou? Call him in! Why did you remember to come to see my sister? Empress Dowager Zhou looked at Su Mei suspiciously, forget it, won't you know if you call in?

Brother Zhou Shou entered the main hall of Cining Palace, and Zhou Yu rushed over and hugged the thigh of the Empress Dowager Zhou: "Sister! My dear sister! You're going to call the shots! ”

Empress Dowager Zhou was shocked, thinking that someone was bullying Zhou Yu, and she was immediately furious! These Wenchen, the old lady has allowed you many times, and I have even retired from the funeral of the orthodox emperor, is this endless? "Say! Who would dare to bully you? I'm impatient to live, and the old body is in charge of you! ”

Zhou Yu was stunned, and he didn't know what to do at all. I don't complain about Zhou Yu's cowardice, the angry Empress Dowager Zhou is so imposing that he doesn't dare to squeak. Zhou Shouyi covered his face and explained helplessly: "Sister, no one bullies." Just"

"What's all? No one bullies the second child, just like this bear? Hmph, scheming on me again? It's free! The Empress Dowager Zhou was choked enough, so she simply lay back lazily.

"Sister, you are more than twenty years older than the two of us, you are here, we must be fine, if in the future... The old Zhou family is afraid that it is about to fall. Zhou Yu burst into tears, as exaggerated as he wanted.

"Oh? Defeat is defeat! Who stipulated that the Zhou family could not be defeated? I'll tell you two to ask for money for a new trick. Besides, Sanxin Company is not quite profitable? "The Zhou brothers don't have a good reputation with his sister, and they are obviously habitual fraudsters.

"No money! No, it's not that you don't want money, and it's not," Zhou Yu was in a hurry, and he couldn't speak.

"Alas!" Empress Dowager Zhou and Zhou Shou sighed together, this old man has been missing a string more than ordinary people since he was a child, or would Empress Dowager Zhou extremely tolerate these two brothers? Zhou Shou had no choice but to say what he meant: "Sister, I'm thinking about it, Your Highness has the ability and affection, such a person is worth investing in"

"Shut up! What are you talking nonsense? Is this what you two can worry about? "Empress Dowager Zhou is really angry, the matter of seizing the heir has always been taboo by the royal family, and those who participate in it are either straight to the top or die without a place to be buried, and a powerful person like the Zhou family can't take such a risk!

"Sister! Where do you want to go? I mean, the old man has a little girl, who looks pink, and is definitely a beautiful embryo. There are only two days between my birthday and His Royal Highness, and I am thinking about it, kissing and kissing, and the old Zhou family also has a care! Zhou Shou was bluffed, this kind of giant pit can't jump, hurry up and explain it clearly.

Empress Dowager Zhou shook her head: "No, no, no, it's a bad generation!" Wei'er has to be called the little girl's grandmother. I'm going to want you to be ashamed! ”

"Sister! I know I'm stupid! If it weren't for you and Gola pulling me, I wouldn't be alive today! But sister, you're old, how many days can you take care of me? "Who said Zhou Yu is mentally retarded? At a critical time, Zhou Yu didn't know where he got the courage, and he said it in one breath!

Empress Dowager Zhou was stunned, looked at her tearful younger brother, and finally softened: "Alas! O iniquity! Second child, if it weren't for you, my sister really wouldn't be able to open this mouth! But don't be happy, I'll try the queen's tone first, with the support of the Zhang family, this matter is a bit eyebrow-raising! ”

Zhou Yu jumped up happily, wiped his snot and tears, and laughed silly: "Sister! Or do you hurt me! Hey, hey, hey! ”

When Empress Zhang came to Cining Palace and saw the Empress Dowager Zhou, she was surprised! In the past, the kind Empress Dowager Zhou had a sad face, and even secretly wiped the corners of her eyes. "Imperial Grandmother, what's wrong with you?"

"Alas! Those two indisputable things just came! ”

"Want money again? Isn't Sanxin company quite profitable? I heard that Qianqiu Hall opened today, and the gross profit is more than 1,000 taels, more than 1,000 taels! Empress Zhang's last sentence was almost said with gritted back molars!

"So much? Well, it's normal too! How powerful is Wei'er's ghost idea? The champion can't compare! Alas, not for money, but for fear that after I die, no one will care about them. ”

"Imperial grandmother, you must live a long life."

"Okay, girl, who has ever seen a long life? Auspicious words. Alas, my grandmother is old, and she will soon be seventy years old. Who knows when Lord Yama will take me? You know, that old man in my family is a fool. Once I'm gone, who can he rely on! ”