Su Mei and Lamei supported the Empress Dowager Zhou, and the Empress Dowager Zhou cautiously approached the telescope. The moon in front of me suddenly became bigger, but what about the jade rabbit? What about the osmanthus tree? Guanghan Palace, Guanghan Palace is so big, you will always see it, right? Why not?

Empress Dowager Zhou's face turned cold, and her mouth was babbling. Hongzhi saw that something was wrong, and quietly asked Hua Houwei: "Wei'er, what's the matter?" ”

"Alas, dreams are shattered. Where is there a moon palace on the moon? Where is there an osmanthus tree? It's all legends! Hua Houwei stood up as he spoke, and walked towards the Empress Dowager Zhou, who was already trembling slightly.

Hongji was stunned! There is no moon house on the moon? How can it be? He stood up as soon as he could, strode past Hua Houwei, walked to the side of the Empress Dowager Zhou, and supported the crumbling Empress Dowager Zhou: "Grandma, it's okay." Wei'er said there was nothing on the moon, uh, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and explain! ”

Hua Houwei hurriedly ran over and showed a flawless smile: "Ancestor, there is nothing on the moon, and those shadows you see are craters." ”

Empress Dowager Zhou was stunned: "Crater? Little monkey, you're not lying to your ancestors, are you? ”

Hua Houwei's little tail cocked again: "What's so good to deceive this?" There's no atmosphere on the moon, oh, that's it, I'll do an experiment for you in a moment. ”

Hongzhi was angry and slapped Hua Houwei on the back of the head: "Say it well!" ”

Hua Houwei looked up aggrievedly: "Dad, it's really hard to explain." Let's put it this way, if people live for a breath, we can't live without gas. But the moon is out of gas, those meteorites directly hit the moon, and those craters are all big craters smashed out! ”

Empress Dowager Zhou's face eased, she had been worried that she had done too much evil and that God would punish her, so she couldn't see the Moon Palace and the Guishu. Listening to Hua Houwei's meaning, there was nothing on the moon in the first place, and the unspeakable worry disappeared, and the mood was much better! "Oh! So that's it! Then what other Chang'e do you say in Journey to the West? ”

"Ugh! Ancestor, doesn't that want to make you happy? ”

"Cut! If you don't do something to break the sky, the ancestors will be the happiest! ”

Hongzhi also put his mind at ease, and then scolded Hua Houwei: "The imperial grandmother is right!" It's a monstrous thing for you kid to get it, but this time it's good, even Chang'e is gone! Grandma, why don't you let me see that too, oh, craters? ”

Empress Dowager Zhou glanced at Hongzhi and snorted: "Wait." I'm also going to ask Wei'er to tell me about the crater! Wei'er, come here. ”

Hongji smiled bitterly, his trick was seen through, so he had to stand aside obediently. Empress Zhang and Zhu Houzhao also came over, and Zhu Houzhao pounced on the Empress Dowager Zhou: "Ancestor, I want to see it too!" ”

"Good, good! Let's watch! ”

The Empress Dowager Zhou's heart is gone, and when she looks at the moon again, she has no burden. Looking through the binoculars, the moon is full of craters in the shape of a ring, and nothing else, which is really boring. After looking at it for a while, he handed it to Zhu Houzhao: "Lamei, hold the prince." Wei'er, tell the ancestors, what kind of test is that? ”

Hua Houwei thought for a while: "Ancestor, have you ever seen a fish bladder?" ”

"Nonsense! No matter how diligent your ancestors are, they still know something. ”

"Well, there's gas in the swim bladder. After the puffer fish is caught, it will also inhale to make itself puff up, which is very interesting! ”

"Really? Sumei, is there a puffer fish in the imperial dining room? ”

"Queen Mother, the puffer fish is highly poisonous, and there is no imperial dining room at all."

Hua Houwei smiled: "Ancestor, tomorrow my brother and I will go to the green and buy two for you in the market, not for food, let's just see the puffer fish cheering." ”

The emperor's family tossed for half an hour, and Hongji returned to the seat with his family. The pavilion elders were eager to try, and Hongzhi smiled and made a gesture of please: "Pavilionmen, everyone works hard every day, and I also see it." You go to see the Moon Palace yourself, and I don't care. ”

The elders of the pavilion all stood up with a reserved manner, and the pace was very graceful at first, and after only a few steps out, they began to speed up. Moon Palace, Laurel Tree, Jade Rabbit, and Chang'e! For thousands of years, who has had such an eye blessing? However, literati have literati methods, Xu Pu saw that he couldn't rob these cheeky guys, and said loudly: "The old man, and the old man." ”

Liu Jian replied without replying: "The lesser of the two evils, sacrifice your life for righteousness!" ”

Li Dongyang came from behind and threw out a sentence: "Although tens of millions of people are gone!" ”

Xie Qian was not angry, and quickened his pace: "What virtue is the luminous glow, and death is childbearing?" ”

Hongzhi smiled and tested his two sons: "Do you two know what the elders said?" ”

Hua Houwei pouted: "Grandpa Xu said that he is the oldest, why don't others respect the old." ”

Zhu Houzhao smiled: "Master Li said that for the sake of the truth, you can't ignore anything. Master Liu said that he respects the elderly and pursues the truth, and he chooses the truth. ”

Hua Houwei blinked: "The second master doesn't understand." ”

Zhu Houzhao smiled proudly: "Brother, look, this is the end of your daily hard work." ”

Hongzhi lowered his face coldly: "Houzhao is right, you don't even know this Qu Yuan's nine questions!" Xie Qian is talking about what kind of virtue does the moon have, and it can be resurrected when it dies. We're talking about a lunar eclipse! If you don't learn, you can't do it! "It's so easy to teach this powerful son a lesson, Hongji is very happy in his heart, his tone is very stern, and the corners of his mouth are very curved.

"Lunar eclipse? Cut, the tengu eats the moon and this osmanthus tree, it is just a legend! "Huahou Weicai is not convinced, what happened to Qu Yuan? It's not good to write articles yourself, what nine ask yourself to wander around casually, Qu Yuan has to kneel when he comes to life!

Hongji became interested: "Huh? What's going on? Tell me about it! ”

Hua Houwei smiled slyly, and stretched out his little hand: "Give money!" ”

Hongji's eyes widened: "Are you in the eyes of money?" How do you ask for money! ”

Empress Zhang smiled and hugged Hua Houwei: "Wei'er, tell your mother, tell your mother that you don't need to give money, right?" ”

"Treasures are priceless, knowledge is priceless!" Hua Houwei shouted, but when he saw Empress Zhang's face, he immediately added: "Friendship is even more priceless!" ”

"Humph! Bunny, say it! ”

"Hey, this lunar eclipse, it's the earth under our feet that blocks the sun, that's why it's dark. The moon does not emit light, and the sun's light is reflected by the moon like a mirror, so that we can see the moon. ”

It's okay not to explain, but an explanation made a few people completely confused! Empress Dowager Zhou really didn't understand, and hurriedly asked: "Wei'er, the moon is so far away from us, how can our land block it?" ”

Looking at a few pairs of eager eyes, Hua Hou Wei's head was about to explode. It's not enough to explain this thing! First we have to say that the earth is round, then we have to say that the earth is suspended in space, then we have to explain the relationship between the three, and finally we have to talk about the basic operation of the solar system. What can I say? Hua Houwei beckoned over to Zhu Shanqing: The mountains and rivers are beautiful, find three, no, nine balls, different sizes, oh, and mirrors. I'm going to experiment! ”