Chapter 27: Human Tragedy
"Competition, not easy to kill. "Wu Meiniang's feet are calm, and she grows lotus step by step.
"You won't be perfunctory, I may finish the job until there is no one to fight. ”
"Leave a line for others, and next time we see each other, count me as a blunt admonition. Wu Meiniang held her long hair in her hand, tied it up for the first time, and her hair jumped with her steps, with a unique style.
Wu Yuefeng smiled and didn't say anything, pushed open the hut and saw that the purple clothes were actually upright and polished, so he walked in to work.
If you don't work at work, the backlog of paperwork will kill people.
Shen Shou worked for a long time, Guo Jia came to find it, Wu Meiniang and Ziyi Zhiqu went out.
As soon as the documents were put on the table, Wu Yuefeng smiled and asked, "What's the matter?"
Guo Jia sat on the chair, leaned over and said, "It is reported that all the provinces have challenged the guards yesterday, so they came to chat. ”
"Seeking limited freedom!" Wu Yuefeng said.
Guo Jia laughed and whispered, "Who kills the most people besides you, guess?"
"Ma Tie? ”
"Your wife Lu Huang!" Guo Jia said.
Wu Yuefeng was convinced and asked, "Huh, how many have you killed?"
Guo Jia said with a mysterious expression: "The guards handed over the information that Lu Huang was blocked by his request for relatives, and suddenly went berserk, and made an appointment with the guards last night to kill a total of seven people. ”
"So little, can't it!" Wu Yuefeng was surprised, because he hadn't even reached a fraction of himself.
Guo Jia said: "If she wants to kill, someone has to fight with her! I want to tell you a few things, one is to be cautious in martial arts, and it is estimated that someone will soon be blackmailed." The second is that the guards were killed, and we must be careful of the conspiracy of the Chosen One, and everyone has plenty of room for activities. The third is that Zhongli handed over the post of worship and wanted to visit Wufu. How many days do you think you have to kill, and you need to reply to the date. ”
"Damn, you're talking nonsense, aren't you?
Guo Jia smiled: "Almost! By the way, how is Wu Meiniang here, although she is conservative and old-fashioned, she is rigorous and careful, and has a discordant appetite?"
Wu Yuefeng waved his hand and said, "Hurry up and get down to business, big brother!
Guo Jia patted his official uniform, stood up and said, "There is something serious, Wei Chigang has a sister." Famous Lieutenant Chi Jinlian. She entered the Great Qin Military and Political Academy two and a half months later, and she was a group of you, and found a way to get her!"
"Jin Lian, what's the deal?" Wu Yuefeng heard for the first time that Yu Chigang had a younger sister.
I wipe, still want to be Ximen Qing?
Guo Jia said proudly: "Just an adult. Previously well protected. You haven't heard normal. How. Is it a celebrity?"
Seeing Wu Yuefeng shaking his head solemnly, Guo Jia continued: "I heard that this girl is a bit maverick, and when she sees a man, she is called brother." It would be good if he could cooperate with Wei Chigang fakely. The plan will be more secure. ”
This name really collapsed, Wu Yuefeng couldn't help but think of the generation of divine book "Golden Vase Plum", and said: "I'm not interested, I want to soak it yourself!"
Wu Yuefeng looked down at the paperwork.
Guo Jia said, "It's okay, I'm leaving?"
"Hurry up and get out!" Wu Yuefeng waved his hand to drive away the buzzing Guo Jia like a fly, and couldn't help but sigh secretly if Guo Jia had too much to do and needed to go to his house to relieve his depression?
Life is like busy, time flies, life is idle, time flies very slowly. A few days passed, and Wu Yuefeng felt like a fart, and the poofs were gone.
"Gone?" The corpses were all over the Martial Mansion, and Wu Yuefeng raised his head and asked the ruler red pill.
"Well, the last batch, we can still make it to dinner. "The ruler red pill is going to come with a lot of steel needles again, and it seems that the emperor has Alzheimer's disease in advance.
Wu Yuefeng thought about it and said: "If there are sporadic challengers, arrange a day in a unified manner, gather enough people to kill again." ”
"Lu Mansion Lu Huang has arrived!" Before the ruler could answer, the guards outside shouted first.
The people followed the voice, Lu Huang walked quickly, and the guards behind her were far away, afraid that Wu Yuefeng would suddenly go crazy.
Lu Huang grinned, his tiger teeth were bright, and said: "The butcher is still a martial god, I can't tell the difference between stupidity and stupidity, the little sister is here to eat, okay?"
Wu Yuefeng especially hoped that Lu Huang would come to eat, and directly stepped forward to hug the eldest wife Xiong Xiong, who had not seen him for many days, then kissed, and then touched, but he didn't do the next step, after all, there were many people.
"Haha! Sister Lu Huang is really bold, follow me in. By the way, the guards are all honestly standing guards, doing what they should do. Wu Yuefeng turned around, pointed to the sky and shouted.
Qi Hongmaru followed Wu Yuefeng's side and asked in a low voice, "Husband, me?"
"Come in!"
The speed of guarding the wine and food made Wu Yuefeng always suspect that the assassin had also trained a special chef, just like Robin who met in the border wilderness back then, and cooked a good dish.
Lu Huang is a real woman, and she and Wu Yuefeng are not twisted, and the two of them almost chew the food and feed each other, giggling and making trouble.
Lu Huang suddenly asked, "Are you jealous?"
"Me?" asked him, pointing his finger at himself.
Lu Huang nodded, and Qi Hongwan twisted and said, "Don't be jealous, I follow my husband every day!"
"Okay, my husband will borrow it from me, and you will help us stand guard. Lu Huang saw that Qi Hongmaru put down the dishes and chopsticks for a while, so he said so.
Qi Hongmaru stood up and left, without hesitation, and after closing the door, Lu Huang asked, "Reliable?"
Wu Yuefeng thought about it and whispered: "Maybe seventy percent? Love is true love, but who said that love me can't betray me, wasn't Diao Chan the same back then?"
Lu Huang whispered: "It's good that the husband knows, let me remind you, be careful to make Zhi faint, lose his heart, and expose his bottom." ”
Wu Yuefeng said obscenely: "I'm not afraid of revealing the bottom, but you are afraid of your wife!"
"Really, I'm not wearing it, what's the bottom?" Lu Huang smiled brightly.
Wu Yuefeng and Lu Huang were sitting very close, and when they heard it, they wanted to reach out and touch it, but Lu Huang knocked it off and said, "If you want to touch it, there are conditions." ”
"What conditions? to kill?"
Lu Huang whispered, "Kill the ruler red pill, can you bear it?"
"Why can't you bear it?"
"She wants to kneel in front of you and cry, you can't bear it, just like the solemnity of being surrounded outside the tiger prison, did he do it at that time?" Lu Huang said immediately.
Wu Yuefeng thought about it and said, "It's not a big problem. ”
Lu Huang likes to exhaust all possibilities and find the truth, and it is estimated that he used to like to read mystery novels, so he asked: "If Pian Ran is a spy, what will you do?"
Wu Yuefeng pretended to think about this possibility, but in fact, he shook his head and said, "The spy should have a child at this stage." Some, right?"
Lu Huang shook his finger and said: "No! Husband didn't meet you, didn't I also give birth to Linglong for you back then, remember that there is a spy woman's husband who is our enemy's deputy general, and you don't let the spy woman engage in this kind of affairs because of this, and there are many cases of giving birth." ”
Wu Yuefeng thought about it seriously and felt that Lu Huang was simply looking for trouble, so he stretched out his hand and asked with a smile: "Wife, what are the conditions for touching?"
Lu Huang saw that Wu Yuefeng did not answer. Just mention it. He said, "Guess." ”
"You guess it's the most cheating answer in the world, let's be practical. ”
Lu Huang saw that Wu Yuefeng didn't take the bait, so he said, "I heard that you wrote poems for the evening~"
"Stop, stop. Wu Yuefeng waved his hand again and again. It is better not to touch it than to compose poetry again. Respect each other like guests. Talk about the future and fly hand in hand.
Lu Huang smiled, but he was clenching his fists. The blood ruby ring on her little hand is very conspicuous, she said: "Don't ask for half a night, just want to have a song, if you don't agree, you just don't love me." ”
Wu Yuefeng was dumbfounded, thanks to Wang Jingran chanting poems in bed, not performing songs in front of singers, and selling cuteness at Lu Ban's grave, otherwise all kinds of talents need to be performed by every lady, which is terrible!
"One song?" Wu Yuefeng asked.
Lu Huang stretched out a finger and said, "One song, it doesn't need to be long, it was written for me, the style is not important, how low the requirements are." ”
Lu Huang either doesn't be coquettish, or if he is coquettish, he will die!
Wu Yuefeng was secretly happy in his heart, since this is the case, just fool around and prevent this kind of phenomenon from happening, so he said: "Big breasts and short skirts are exposed, small hands and feet are shaking, long legs are white and tender, and the neckline is wheat-colored." ”
Lu Huang laughed, Wu Yuefeng was a little embarrassed, picked up the wine on the table, and took a sip.
"What are you, limerick?"
"Limericks are poems!"
Lu Huang whispered: "If this is to describe a person, big breasts and long legs are nothing, small hands and feet are only a little strange, the neckline is black, and the thighs are white and tender, is it that the black stockings are fading?"
Wu Yuefeng said helplessly: "It's to describe the original you and the three worlds, why make fun of me, I'm at this level." Only people who suffer are good at writing poetry, because their inspiration is aggrieved, and the story of the word is like this. I have no time to be depressed, and I moan every day without illness. ”
Lu Huang pointed at Wu Yuefeng and said, "Husband, don't meet Li Bai Sushi, otherwise you will be despised to death." ”
"Stay out of the way when you meet, and if Zhongli comes, I'll shut up immediately. Wu Yuefeng said helplessly.
The matter of the poem was revealed, and the two of them laughed.
He and his wife undressed quickly, Lu Huang was ready to dedicate himself, no matter how hard the tea table was, he had to go up!
Unexpectedly, a shout interrupted the progress of a pair of erotic men and women.
The helpless thing in life is that the arrow is on the string and has to be sent, and the more helpless thing in life is that the arrow has been launched, and you have to fucking catch up with the arrow and take it back!
"Lord Zhongli, Lord Wu Mu, here!"
Wu Yuefeng immediately whipped his hooves, Lu Huang immediately adjusted his breathing, tidied up his dress, and only heard a rhythmic knock on the door, it was Guo Jia.
The two of them dress as fast as the wind!
"Please come in!"
"Damn!" Wu Yuefeng secretly scolded Zhongli for not coming at the right time.
Guo Jia came in with a smile, his face was like a bitter gourd, and there were a lot of folds.
Zhongli sat down, looked calm, and said, "Virtuous nephew, welcome to the old man?"
Wu Yuefeng and his wife sat down after saluting, he said in his heart that he welcomed your milk, but his face was bright and said: "Welcome, welcome, I don't know if Lord Zhong can eat, I will order someone to change the wine and food." ”
Zhong Li saw that the cups and plates were in disarray, and said, "Don't be restrained, just leave it here! As for the dinner, I have eaten it." ”
Wu Yuefeng still asked someone to remove the table, if the polite words are serious, the official fortune will not be long!
After a while, the room was tidy, but Wu Yuefeng and Lu Huang were sluggish and never spoke.
Guo Jia smiled and said, "Lord Zhong, you can't go to the Three Treasures Hall if you have nothing to do." ”
"Where, where, Brother Wu sees outside, we are both officials of Great Qin, and we have a lot of cooperation, so we should be in contact. "Old man Zhongli likes to go around in circles when he speaks.
Wu Yuefeng knew that Guo Jia was a model of cunning and cunning, and sure enough.
Guo Jia said: "Lord Zhong is right, since there is nothing to do, there are still some private matters to discuss with Yue Feng!"
Zhongli's face remained unchanged, thinking that he would be driven away after just two sentences, it was too embarrassing, and he said with a very thick face: "Brother Wu, you and I are very sympathetic, not to mention that the virtuous nephew and the little girl have a deep relationship, I don't know what a private matter is, if you need to refer to it below, it is not impossible." ”
Guo Jia actually waited for the disgusting Zhongli and said, "It's okay, it's okay!Yue Feng!" (to be continued......)