Chapter 329: The fierce man is beginning to show his coquettishness
Depend on! Peerless Fierce Man! All eyes were on him. The officer smiled, seeming a little embarrassed: "What? What do you see me doing? Oh, that's a bit of a lot, hehe, isn't this the first time? No experience, pay attention next time, well pay attention next time! ”
"Damn! Jiang Bin, are you kid? How about drinking, drinking urine heads? Lao Tzu is convinced! The companion beside Jiang Bin, the fierce man who drank urine, was shocked, reached out and wanted to pat Jiang Bin's shoulder, hesitated, but withdrew his hand.
Zhu Houzhao's eyes swept over, and he looked at Jiang Bin with great appreciation: "Jiang Bin? Any current position? ”
"Long live, under the mark is a guerrilla general, the deputy commander of the avant-garde battalion of the Cooking Wolf Army." Jiang Bin licked his lips, as if he was still unsatisfied.
Zhu Houzhao looked at him deeply and nodded: "Okay!" Lao Tzu also obeys you! Brothers, look at General Jiang, what's the matter, can he do it to you? ”
How's that going to work? If it doesn't work, it has to work! Your Majesty must not be humbled! All the soldiers raised the night pot in their hands one after another, wrong, urinal, wrong again, it was a water bladder, frowned, ruthless, and poured it down.
Vomit! Burst! Most of the soldiers can still resist nausea, but there are always those with abnormal body structures, well, or psychologically fragile, who have made humanoid fountains. Frightened, the companions around him flashed in seconds, and the air was suddenly sour, hehe, that sour!
Zhu Houzhao laughed, motioned to the people around him to continue to other teams, and when he left, he shouted to Jiang Bin: "Boy, you are also stupid, Lao Tzu has called you a general, and I don't know if you are Lord Longen?" ”
Only then did everyone react, Jiang Bin knelt on his knees and shouted: "Minister, Jiang Bin swears to follow Your Majesty!" ”
Zhu Houzhao walked all the way and traveled all over the entire Wolf Cooking Army, leaving behind laughter and shame all the way. Although it was a little embarrassing and a little appalling to say, it finally solved the fatal problem temporarily.
Returning to his position, Zhu Houzhao waved his hand, and the guards around him understood, and carried the stretcher to an unobtrusive place. Vomit! Zhu Houzhao had long been fed up with the lingering shame, endured all the way, and couldn't bear it anymore.
Liu Jin turned his back and quietly wiped his tears, and finally couldn't help listening to Zhu Houzhao's vomiting sound, and knelt in front of Zhu Houzhao: "Master, why are you suffering?" You're the Emperor! ”
Zhu Houzhao's face was sallow, and after wheezing for a long time, he stretched out a hand and put it on Liu Jin's shoulder weakly: "Old Liu, it's not that I want to love soldiers like sons, it's really a last resort!" Think about Ma Weipo, if it weren't for Xuanzong's too much shelf, would there be the death of Yang Guifei? We are in a Jedi now, if we can't work together, hehe, what's wrong with the emperor? Willing to cut his body, dare to pull the emperor off the horse! ”
Liu Jin got up, shook his head, and couldn't bear to say anything more. just took out a handkerchief of unclear color, just like when he wanted to wipe Zhu Houzhao's mouth.
"Don't come here! Vomit! ”
Finally, the Cooking Wolf Army has run out of water! After six days, all the drinking water was given to the horses. People can resist for a while, but war horses can't. Without horses, Badain Jarin would really be a Jedi!
Liu Jin looked at Zhu Houzhao, whose lips were full of blood, and touched his crotch a few times, and found a pear that had dried up! Shaking his lips twice, the crust hanging on it refused to shed even a little blood. Liu Jin reluctantly stuffed the wilted little pear to Zhu Houzhao: "Master, that's it." You eat! ”
Zhu Houzhao didn't dislike the lingering taste on the pear, and snorted: "If you know you, you will hide things!" Go, give those few who can't pee! ”
Liu Jin was anxious: "No! You are the Venerable of All Vehicles, and only when you live can these people live! ”
Zhu Houzhao was silent, holding Xiao Li's hand and shaking constantly, and finally silently withdrew under him.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, there is water, there is water!" Bao Dahai ran over and shouted, didn't pay attention, and fell hard.
"Old Bao, send someone over to take a look first, the province is as happy as last time!" Liu Jin didn't wait for Zhu Houzhao to speak, and first said his opinion.
"Hehe, Gonggong Liu, don't worry. Is Lao Bao the kind of person who remembers eating and not fighting? Sweet water, it's all sweet water! What a big lake! ”
The green ahead was extremely dazzling, and the crowd who were accustomed to seeing the yellow earth cheered loudly, but they did not rush up into the lake. Zhu Houzhao nodded with satisfaction, this is a strong army, you can endure it in this situation, what difficulties can you defeat? "My guards are on guard, and the rest of the people are taking water according to the formation. After taking the water, Lao Tzu will take you to make white strips in the waves! ”
Liu Jin held a bunch of clothes that exuded commotion, and looked blankly at Zhu Houzhao who was playing with the soldiers in the lake, and slowly showed a heartfelt smile on his face. Long live the Lord has grown up, and he has all the things that a man should have. But the way it looks now, hehe, is no different from when I went to the house to uncover the tiles a few years ago. Alas, I want to go into the water myself, but who calls myself a eunuch? Forget it, it wasn't my uncle who sold himself at the beginning, whether he could survive or not, it's still two words!
Camping by the lake at night, Baletu walked to Zhu Houzhao's side and bent down respectfully: "The supreme heavenly khan, after the Dale Sea, there will be more seas in front of you, and there will be no longer the threat of water shortage." ”
Zhu Houzhao was overjoyed: "Good! Lao Tzu is afraid to drink urine, this thing really tastes good! Baletu, sit, see how my Da Ming Erlang's demeanor is! ”
Baletu sat next to Zhu Houzhao, looking at the happy field illuminated by the bonfire, and looking at Zhu Houzhao who was wandering around him, he couldn't help but have a deep doubt. Such a Ming Emperor and such a Ming army, is it really something that the grassland men can compete with? There are countless khans on the grassland, where is there such a Ming Emperor? When laughing and the most humble soldier can drink and talk happily, when he straightens his face, the endless majesty makes people dare not look directly, is he really the Heavenly Khan sent by the Immortal Heaven?
Half a month later, a sparse camel thorn finally appeared in front of me. In the distance, there is no longer eternal yellow sand, and a red mountain shadow appears in the field of vision.
Two days later, Zhu Houzhao got off the horse and looked at the big river in front of him, laughing: "Xiying River!" This is definitely the Xiying River! Look, it must be Leng Longling over there! ”
Wuwei City is under the Cold Dragon Ridge, and the endless Great Wall has also shruggedly lifted its veil. Zhu Houzhao led the wolf army to ten miles outside Wuwei City, and looked back, as if he was in a different world. Such a difficult journey is something Zhu Houzhao has never experienced in his life. Although the hardships and dangers almost cost him his life, the Cooking Wolf Army has been reborn after this period. And Zhu Houzhao has also become an irreplaceable master of the wolf army because of his own efforts!
"Your Majesty, someone from Wuwei City has come out! It doesn't seem to know that His Majesty is here! ”