Chapter 322: For the sake of Coke flow
"This.... Alright then!"
Fearing that the council would punish himself if he learned the truth about Urine Coke, Haokyo only hesitated for a few seconds before decisively agreeing.
Without further ado.
Before the people in the council could react, Manager Hao Jing Chong said, "Then why don't you just call the filming team here, and we'll start filming now!"
"Okay!" The manager nodded: "In addition to the shooting team, I will notify the Internet celebrities in the company to come to our workshop!"
…
In the afternoon of the same day.
Teasing sheep company, cola production workshop.
In front of countless employees in the company, President Hao Jingqiang held back the nausea in his heart and reluctantly took the initiative to soak in the pool of urine.
The other side.
Seeing that Haojing was already in place, the manager of the operations department held up a small blackboard and wrote, "Boss, read a line that you are used to when you appear."
It's not hard to just recite a few lines.
Haojing looked at the camera and opened his mouth as if instinctively: "Any evil will eventually be brought to justice!"
After singing the opening remarks, Haojing quickly entered the state: "Hello family, I am the Internet celebrity Haojing, and I am also the president of the teasing sheep company, recently my company has developed a new urine Coke, I personally love to drink urine Coke, it can be said that I feel uncomfortable if I don't drink it for a day!"
Haojing said, and the occupational disease attacked: "Anyway, if you don't like to drink Coke, just row away! If you love to drink Coke, then you must drink this Urine Coke, as long as this can prove your love for Coke, if you don't even want to drink Urine Coke, then how can you prove that you are a Coke star?"
After the onset of the disease, Haojing filled a mug with a large glass of urine, and his face was tangled.
Apparently.
Let Haojing shout slogans loudly, which is not difficult for him to do.
But if it really comes time to take action, or even have to drink urine cola for this, Haojing can't help but be a little discouraged.
Seeing this situation, the manager of the operation department was anxious.
He quickly wrote on the small blackboard, "Drink, boss! Don't hesitate!"
Haojing stared at the blackboard in the hands of the manager of the operation department, still unmoved.
The manager of the operation department persuaded again: "Boss, drink quickly, everything is just for the flow of Coke!" You think about traffic, and then you think about the money you make from that traffic!"
Oh, yes!
Looking at the words written by the manager of the operation department on the small blackboard, Hao Jing came to his senses.
Compared to the countless traffic and Mani, I don't really praise Coke, what's wrong? What happened to me holding back my nausea and drinking a big mouthful of urine?
I am the president of the sheep company, can't I even stand these grievances?
Thinking like this, Haojing gritted his teeth, and there was a look of determination in his eyes.
He faced this camera and decisively dried up a large glass full of urine Coke....
Not only that, but after drinking this big bubble, Haojing didn't forget to smile and said to the camera, "Urine cola is good! If the child drinks, he can score 100 points in the exam! The old man drank and was able to go up to the eighteenth floor! No one can stop me from drinking Coke, and I am not guilty of drinking Coke!"
"Card! Perfect!"
In the Coke production workshop.
With the order of the operation manager, the shooting was finally over.
At the same time, seeing that the president Haojing looked like he would vomit at any time, the manager hurriedly came up with a spittoon.
He flattered, "President, you have suffered."
"I'm fine."
Haojing, who has strong self-control, still held back and didn't spit it out after all.
He waved his hand and said, "My suffering is nothing at all, after all, everything is for the flow of Coke."
As he spoke, he glanced at the Internet celebrities present again and said, "Who's next?"
The manager hurriedly said, "The next one is the puppet army father and son!"
Because of the high salary and good benefits, the employees and managers of the company are still quite motivated to work.
As soon as the manager's voice fell, the puppet army's father led his daughter to jump into the urine cola pool.
As an employee, the puppet army's father is far less hypocritical than the president Haojing.
Without saying a word, he filled a mug of urine Coke and said to the camera, "Come on, son, quickly take off the wig on your head, and dress up as a boy."
As he spoke, he handed the mug in his hand to the other party.
This made Hao Jing, who didn't care much about this group of Internet celebrities, surprised: "Good guy, this girl is actually bald? Isn't this raising a daughter as a son?"
The manager smiled, "Coke flow.... It's nothing for the sake of traffic."
Seeing the puppet army's father handing the mug to his daughter, Haojing said again, "Why doesn't his father drink it himself, let the girl drink it?"
The manager smiled again: "Coke flow.... It's not a shame for the sake of traffic."
"That'll do."
Compared with Haojing himself, the efficiency of the puppet army father and son shooting videos is much higher.
So the president Hao Jing asked the manager again, "After them, who is next?"
"Yes, and the seller!" As soon as the manager finished speaking, he saw a woman with a fruit mobile phone wrapped around her waist jumping into the urine cola pool.
The Internet celebrities who came on the field this time didn't even use mugs.
Directly in front of the camera, he slammed a large mouthful of urine from the pool, and instinctively read the line: "Family, I am a Coke drinker and a seller!" You just need to click on the link below the video, if you don't find the nine pieces of nine free shipping to grab the fruit mobile phone activity, I will pay! If you find a fake, I'll pay you 10!"
After reading the lines, the woman felt that it was not enough to impress people, so she emphasized again: "Family, I love to drink Coke! I love it!"
"Uh..."
Seeing this scene, Haojing was stunned and said, "No matter how good the quality of the fruit mobile phone is, it will break down if it is soaked in the pool, right?"
The manager smiled, "It's fake, so why are you afraid of it?"
"That's a fake one for ten..."
"Every time you place an order, you will be directly sent eleven fake mobile phones, isn't it just a fake one to pay ten..."
In the case of all the Internet celebrities of the sheep company, the president Haojing successfully rushed to change the worldview of a group of people who love Coke in advance before urine cola entered thousands of households.
- In the eyes of these people, as long as it is a coke, it must be delicious and delicious.
If it doesn't taste good, it only means that you don't love Coke enough and have to find a problem from yourself.... Even if you drink Coke and pee a taste.
And so for only a few days.
Under the influence of the Teasing Sheep Company, even other companies that make Coke such as Airy Airy have gradually "produced" Coke with the smell of urine.
As a result, the Coke star people entered the era of watching the "defense video" and drinking urine Coke....
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Seven days later.
Da Zhuang rents inside the house.
After running the "Nine Turns of Reincarnation" exercise for a week, Da Zhuang exhaled a breath of turbid air and said happily: "My lord, I have finally broken through to the second level of qi training, you can always tell me now, how to deal with the newly filmed "defense video" of the Teasing Sheep Company, right?"
"Not bad."
After Da Zhuang broke through to the second layer of Qi training, Su Xing did not help Da Zhuang come up with a new idea to deal with the Teasing Sheep Company as promised before, but just smiled and said, "When the monk cultivates to the second level of Qi training, he basically has the capital to threaten ordinary people."
"What do you mean?" Da Zhuang was stunned when he heard this.
Su Xing asked rhetorically, "Isn't the reason why you are the head of the operation team is to prove yourself in front of Xiaomei's father? But now that you can prove yourself with your fists, is it necessary for us to continue to work as the head of the operations team?"