PS: I won't divide the chapters today, so I'll post them together.

When Hua Twelve saw Chef Fan, oh no, it was Father Fan who looked so funny, and couldn't help laughing, waved his hand and said, "Okay, I'm playing with you!" ”

"Really? I'm telling you, I'm scared of ......."

The fat priest got up from the ground, took two steps forward, and when he saw Hua Twelve's dress, he was startled again:

"It's Taijun, you see that you scared me, I almost peed my pants!"

Hua Twelve knew that Lao Fan was a good person, and he planned to settle down in this church, and he couldn't always hide it, so he tore Ren Danhu off at the moment, and his body shook and crackled bones, and his body returned to its original appearance.

This change almost scared Lao Fan again, if he hadn't had a firm belief in Brother Su and knew that this was a church, he would definitely shout 'ghost' and run away.

He trembled and asked tentatively, "You..., what are you?" ”

Hua Twelve smiled and said: "Bone shrinking skills, as a Chinese person, don't tell me that you haven't heard of the commentary, isn't it all very detailed!" ”

After he finished speaking, he asked rhetorically, "What is the priest's surname?" ”

When the fat priest heard what the bone shrinking technique was, his eyes were full of question marks, and when he heard the other party ask him what his surname was, he couldn't help but laugh dryly:

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"My surname is Fan, brother, you can just call me Father Fan."

"By the way, I called you brother, but it's not my old fan who entered the church in order to climb the high branches, in front of the main drop, everyone is brothers and sisters, this brother, didn't you say you want to confess, then let's start!"

Hua Twelve didn't expect that the fat priest was really surnamed Fan, and when he heard him say confession, he immediately nodded and said with a smile:

"Okay, then it's ten bucks!"

Father Fan didn't understand what he meant, and when he saw Hua 12 nodding, he opened the door on one side of the confession room, invited him to sit in, and then sat down in the compartment on the other side of the confession room, closed the door and smiled towards the side of the baffle:

"Brother, if there is anything to do, hurry up, I, as a clergyman, now listen to your sins on behalf of the Lord, and if you can promise to change your past wrongs, the Lord and his old man can forgive your sins!"

Hua Twelve lit a cigarette, leaned comfortably against the wooden wall of the confessional room, and then said in the same Northeast dialect:

"Me, that sin is too big, in our Northeast dialect, that old nose is sinful!"

Lao Fan's heart tightened, and he said with a smile: "I didn't expect that brother, you are still a big job, so tell me, how big is your sin?" ”

After he finished speaking, he suddenly sniffed his nose: "Where did the smell of smoke come from, oops, isn't it on fire.....?"

Lao Fan got up and was about to go out, Hua Twelve said loudly through the baffle: "Calm down, no fire, I'm smoking here!" ”

Father Fan was a little surprised: "Oh..., how can you smoke in a sacred place like a church?" ”

Hua Twelve asked a question indifferently: "Priest, may I ask if I can smoke when I confess?" ”

Father Fan immediately said, "Of course not, you are disrespecting the Lord!" ”

Hua Twelve asked again: "Then when I smoke, can I make a confession?" ”

Father Fan subconsciously said, "Of course, you can repent of your sins at any time, even when you smoke, you don't forget to repent, it proves that you are truly repentant!" ”

Hua Twelve nodded: "Okay, then you sit down, I'm the one who doesn't forget to repent when I smoke, and I sincerely repent!" ”

"Oh....."

After Father Fan sat down, he couldn't turn around: "How do I feel that something is wrong......

A cigarette was handed over through the gap in the baffle: "Father, why don't you bring one too, with a filter, I think you don't forget to confess for the believers when you smoke, then you must be a good priest!" ”

Lao Fan finally reacted, he was amused, stretched out his hand to take the cigarette, and sighed:

"Oh, I also smoked at the beginning, and I was scolded by the Russian priest like a grandson, why didn't you meet you earlier, you have a deep understanding of this doctrine!"

After he finished speaking, he took out a box of matches from his pocket, swallowed the clouds and spit out the mist with Hua Twelve, and after taking a sip, he said:

"Tell me, what sins are within my authority, and I will try to forgive your sins on behalf of my Lord!"

Hua Twelve began to pull the calf: "Didn't someone say that money is the root of all evil, I, it's just that there are too many evils, I want to spend all the evils, but every day there are big fish and meat, and I can't spend them all, you say......"

He tapped his finger on the baffle as he spoke: "Father Fan, is there anything you can do to help me alleviate my sins?" ”

After Hua Twelve finished speaking, he added: "By the way, Father Fan, what did you eat this morning?" ”

"Pimple soup!"

Father Fan casually said his breakfast, and then remembered that he hadn't eaten meat for several years, so he couldn't help but feel sad, and thought of the thing on the other side that said that there were big fish and big meat every day, although he expected that the other party was pulling calves, but he still couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

Lao Fan can also see it now, the person opposite is just here to find him nonsense, and he is idle and idle, so he simply makes fun of him:

"As a clergyman, I have a heart to purify sins, otherwise you don't think it will work out, I'll help you spend it together, and I can also help you share a little bit of the big fish and meat, let's work together to see if we can purify all your sins!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the confession room on his side was opened, and it was Hua Twelve outside the door, it turned out that this thing didn't know when it went out from the other side, and ran to him and said with a smile:

"Then it's a word, I'll live here with you in the future, and you can help me spend it together!"

As he spoke, he threw a handful of fake Manchurian banknotes that had been exchanged in advance: "Please go buy some ribs, let's eat something good in the evening!" “

When Father Fan saw so much money, he was stunned for a while: "I thought you were joking with me...... it turned out to be a!" ”

Hua Twelve laughed: "I'm like such an idle person, by the way, your priest's robe is good, go back and get me one, I think your profession is very sacred, so I decided to throw myself into the arms of the Lord, and I will be mixed with you in the future!" ”

Father Fan said with some embarrassment: "This brother, we are a regular church here, and the clergy have been strictly selected......

Hua Twelve casually threw another stack of banknotes: "Regular, isn't it?" Strictly not? ”

Father Fan has a black line: "Brother, I didn't mean that......"

Hua Twelve took out a thick wad again, threw it over, and asked: "Is it enough, is it enough, is it not enough, what about this time, now?" ”

Half an hour later, Hua XII changed into a priest's robe and put on the cross.

Fr. Fan was the parish priest of the Catholic Church, and Hua XII became the parish priest of the church.

That night, Father Fan sneaked a pound of pork ribs back, locked the doors and windows of the church, and then ran to the kitchen to stew in a large pot, put some potatoes and eggplants in it, and made a pot of sorghum rice.

When it was time to eat, they scooped the pork ribs and broth with a spoon and poured them on the sorghum rice.

Hua Twelve asked while eating: "Just eating pork ribs, how do I feel like you are a thief?" ”

Old Fan glanced at Hua Twelve in surprise, and then asked:

"You're not from Manchukuo, are you? We, the common people of Manchukuo, except for the Japanese people, are not allowed to eat fine grains such as rice and noodles, nor are they allowed to eat meat, otherwise they are economic criminals, and they will be imprisoned at the light level and shot to death at the heavy! ”

"Just these ribs, I still asked a religious Japanese religious person to help buy them, you have to be careful in the future, don't let the Japanese people know that we have eaten meat!"

Only then did Hua Twelve know that there was such a thing to say, and scolded: "The little devil is really not human!" ”

"Ancestor, be quiet!"

Lao Fan listened to Hua Twelve Guan Japanese people calling them devils, and his face changed with fright, so he asked him not to scold in the future, and if he wants to scold, he can only scold in his heart, otherwise it will be a big disaster if people listen to it.

There are a lot of rooms in this church, I heard Lao Fan say that they were all Russian priests who lived in the past, when the devil called, those Russian priests either ran away or were killed, and now they are all empty, after dinner, Hua 12 himself picked a room that was quite neat and tidy to live in.

The next morning, Hua Twelve was boxing in the courtyard behind the church, when Lao Fan walked over and said:

"Black, it's so dark!"

Hua Twelve hurriedly asked what was going on, and Lao Fan took out a steel hammer:

"Just the day before yesterday, there was a Liu Mang pretending to be the National Salvation Association, using a cigarette stick as a gun on my waist, robbing dozens of yuan and half a bag of sorghum rice, I called the police and arrested people, and as a result, I returned a steel hammer today, you say, did the money make them embezzle."

Hua Twelve was stunned when he heard this, isn't this exactly the part where Xiao Dongbei, played by Lei Datou, pretended to be the National Salvation Association and robbed Father Fan at the beginning of the plot of "The Great Gold Robbery".

When he saw the city and Lao Fan yesterday, he knew that he had encountered the plot of the movie 'The Great Gold Robbery'.

The movie "Gold Robbery" is mainly about the little devil who wants to use eight tons of gold to buy arms with the Italian **, and the news was learned by the anti-war fighters of the Salvation Congress, and then when the news was transmitted, one of the two underground workers was killed by the devil and one was arrested.

During this period, Xiao Dongbei was imprisoned for robbing Father Fan's money, and under the deliberate arrangement of the arrested comrades of the Salvation Association, he successfully brought out the news without Xiao Dongbei's knowledge.

The plot revolves around the eight tons of gold.

The movie was comic at the beginning, but the final ending was tragic, although in the end it succeeded in preventing the little devils from buying arms, but the comrades of the National Salvation Association were all sacrificed because of the recklessness of the little northeast.

Because of a series of things, Xiao Dongbei finally changed from a gangster to an anti-log fighter.

At this time, looking at the angry old Fan, Hua Twelve felt a little pity in his heart.

He was still thinking about going to the nearby movie theater today to see if he could save the two members of the Salvation Association who were connecting in the movie theater, but now it seems that it is too late.

He remembered that in the movie, Xiao Dongbei seemed to have been squatting in prison for two days, and Lao Fan said that the other party was arrested the day before yesterday, and that was not the day he was arrested, and today should be the day when Xiao Dongbei was released from prison.

Hua Twelve decided to go to the gate of the prison to have a look, asked Lao Fan where the prison was located, said hello, and walked out of the church wearing the robes of the clergy.

Those people from the Salvation Association will definitely go back to Xiao Dongbei to get clues.

Hua Twelve's plan is to find the Salvation Association through the line of the Little Northeast, and then discuss with the other party to cooperate.

The Salvation Association wants to stop the devil from buying arms, and he needs the eight tons of gold to expand the storage space, and the two sides have no conflict of purpose at all, and they can work together.

In fact, as long as Hua Twelve has accurate information about gold, he can do it himself, the key is that he doesn't want to see so many anti-log soldiers sacrifice in vain, and he really intends to help them.

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After Xiao Dongbei was released from prison, he wore a brand-new suit mixed from prison and walked towards his home in high spirits.

While walking himself, he was still beautiful, and said with a smile: "What is a talent, others squatting on the number, first beaten, let's squat, mixed with a new clothes, this windbreaker, this trousers, this leather shoes, back to sell, why can't you drink pimple soup for several days!" ”

After walking through the streets and alleys, I finally walked into the alley where I rented my apartment, and as soon as I entered the alley, I was pushed by two men from behind and leaned against the wall.

Xiao Dongbei hurriedly turned around and shouted; "Don't do it, I tell you, this is our territory!"

Among the two people in front of him, the sturdy one directly pulled out a dagger that was bright and dangling:

"I dare to go up to your kang, do you know? Don't make any noise, I'll kill you if I make any more noise! ”

Xiao Dongbei immediately didn't dare to move, and his legs trembled a little.

The other one who was thinner came over and patted him on the face: "Tell you, my eldest brother often kills!" ”

Xiao Dongbei hurriedly said: "Hello big brother, I'm from Taiyuan!" ”

Proper homophonic stalks.

Although Hua Twelve had seen this scene in the movie a long time ago, he still couldn't help laughing, he followed these goods all the way without being discovered, and this smile was suddenly exposed.

In the surprised gaze of the three of them, Hua Twelve, who was wearing a priest's robe, walked out of the corner.

The member of the Salvation Association with the knife gestured with a dagger: "We are robbing, we are going to preach for a while!" ”

Xiao Dongbei's eyes glared: "Oh, it was you guys who caused me to be arrested, big brother, you robbed him, these guys cheated and cheated to eat and drink, they are all rich!" ”

Hua Twelve opened his mouth to greet the other party: "Ami......, well, that immeasurable ......"

Halfway through the speech, I was stunned, and when the priest opened his mouth to say hello, how to recite the slogan.

simply drew a cross on his chest: "Then bless you, these two heroes, you wait for a while, I'll get something!" ’

He walked over, in front of the two members of the National Salvation Association, and asked Xiao Dongbei, "Did you rob a homeless girl of her longevity lock two days ago?" ”

"No, it can't be, I didn't do it!"

Xiao Northeast three times in a row, indicating that he is a big drop of good people.

Hua Twelve nodded: "We clergy are all convinced by virtue, since you don't say it......"

He is directly a flirtatious foot, right on the target, Xiao Dongbei became a disciple of Wudang when he arrived, covering important parts with both hands, and bent down in pain.

Hua Twelve put up two fingers and poked upward, right in the eye sockets of the two eyes, if it weren't for the mercy of his subordinates, this time he could directly turn Xiao Dongbei into Ke Zhen's evil.

Watching Hua Twelve turn out a long-life lock on Xiao Dongbei's body with one hand and covering his eyes with the other, and rolling all over the ground, the two people who saved the country looked stupid, this is to convince people with virtue.

Hua Twelve turned to the two comrades of the National Salvation Association, and frightened the two of them to cover them and retreat a few steps, he smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm done, you continue!" ”