Chapter 551: A farce caused by a flush toilet
Fifteen toilets in total, and that's one missing! Hua Houwei's flesh hurts! However, the exhibition also gives away exhibits for free, which must be paid! Well, thinking of the gold coins that will continue to be delivered to his pocket in the future, Hua Houwei's mood is much better.
Three days later, it was the right day, and there were many VIPs who arrived early. When Julius entered his exclusive room, he was surprised to find that Maximilian was actually in his bathroom!
"Hey! Maximilian, why are you here? ”
"Well, Your Majesty, I, I, well, my son-in-law has no conscience, and he didn't even build me a separate bathroom!"
Julius looked at Maximilian puzzled: "Private bathroom? What do you mean? ”
Maximilius moved with peace of mind, and immediately walked over with a smile: "Your Majesty, can I make a small request to you?" Rest assured, this request is really just, oh, a gesture for you! ”
It's all old rivers and lakes, what kind of acting school do you play with me? Julius rolled his eyes and flatly refused: "No! Dear Caesar, you must not do this, it is disrespectful to the master! As the head of the Holy See, I would not do such a rude thing! ”
Looking at Maximilian's departing figure, Julius sneered, turned around and went to find Hua Houwei.
"Dear Zhu, can you tell me what's special about the bedroom you prepared for me?"
Hua Houwei had a busy day, and his mouth was dry. He was annoyed by the bubbles on the corners of his mouth, which really damaged his handsome and immaculate image. Hearing Julius say this, he subconsciously replied: "It's nothing, I just feel that you are old and it is inconvenient to go to the toilet, so I got you a separate bathroom, and others don't have this treatment!" ”
Julius immediately understood what was going on: "Ah! So that's it! This shameless Maximilian! To deceive an old man who serves God? It's shameless! ”
While he was talking, Henry VIII and his wife came over. Henry VIII's posture was a little strange, his legs seemed to tremble incessantly, and when he saw Julius, he seemed to see a savior: "Oh my God! Your Majesty! Which one is the male toilet, an elephant or a giraffe? ”
Hua Houwei immediately popped out a word in broken English: "Elephant!" ”
Henry VIII was not surprised, and disappeared from everyone's eyes at once. Catherine covered her mouth and laughed: "Aha, please don't mind, after all, at this time, no one can still be elegant!" Well, Your Excellency, the bathroom you designed is really good, without the slightest smell, can you build one for us at the Palace of Westminster in London? Of course, such a luxurious and elegant bathroom, the cost must not be small, we will afford! ”
Business is here! Hua Houwei immediately put aside Julius and bowed slightly to Catherine very gentlemanly: "Such a beautiful sound, I thought it came from the aria of the opera house!" I am Zhu Houwei, the prince of the Ming Empire, may I ask this fairy-like and beautiful lady, what should I call you? ”
The brilliance on Catherine's face seemed even more dazzling, and she giggled, "You really can talk!" Alas, I was born a few years early, or I would have snatched the bride's place with the lovely Silorde! I am Catherine, Princess of Aragon. "Hua Houwei immediately understood Catherine's identity, but whatever he is, anyone can do business, as long as he doesn't sell them cannons." Ah, Sister Catherine, are you still satisfied with my bathroom? In fact, it can be more humane, for example, those jade bricks can burn Michelangelo's paintings, and even your beautiful face, you can! ”
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"Really? Really? It's amazing! When will it be possible? ”
Women, as long as it is about good looks, they will achieve their goals regardless of the price, no matter what price they will pay! But whatever? Those golden dinars are noticeably cuter!
At this moment, Henry VIII, who was still embarrassed just now, returned here with graceful steps. "Haha, Your Excellency, the design of this public toilet is truly breathtaking! It's so comfortable, it's too convenient, and the key is that there is no smell at all, it's just a supreme enjoyment! Can you get a bathroom like this in my office, oh, too? I'm going to sit on it all the time! ”
Julius finally understood that Hua Houwei had a ??????????????? of courtesy to him Duo, glanced at Hua Houwei gratefully, and immediately turned to leave. The toilet must be occupied at all times, otherwise scoundrels like Maximilian I will be harassing the old man endlessly!
Hua Houwei was still depicting to Catherine, the kind of super-level private custom-made bathroom: "Beautiful sister Catherine, if you want, you can ask Julius to summon Michelangelo, who is now at the construction site of St. Peter's Basilica." Of course, Leonardo da Vinci is also in Sardinia, although he is older, but he is really good at painting, and he will definitely not miss a trace of your beauty! Also, there can be a large mirror in the bathroom that is one person high,"
"Ahh Catherine's screams almost overturned the caisson, her eyes were red and she stared at Hua Houwei, gritted her teeth and said, "What did you say? Did I hear me wrong? One person tall? ”
Hua Houwei pretended to be dazed: "Ah! One person high! ”
"Oh my God! Oh, God! O all-powerful Lord, I am so blessed! Catherine screamed, grabbed Hua Houwei tightly, and shook back and forth!
Henry VIII embarrassedly shook Catherine's hand: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Catherine is so excited!" ”
Catherine reacted at this time, no one can offend the prince of the Ming Dynasty! She pressed Hua Houwei on her chest and rubbed it apologetically: "I'm sorry, brother prince, I didn't mean to!" That, my sister asked you, where is the mirror that is one person high? ”
Hua Houwei almost drowned in the turbulent waves, but finally broke free, took a deep breath greedily, and showed a brightest smile: "Sister Catherine, there is one side in the new house, and there is another side in my flagship!" ”
"Ahh Catherine screamed uncontrollably again, her face was crimson, her eyes seemed to be dripping, and she looked at Hua Houwei with a pulse: "Brother Prince, can you sell it to me?" No matter what the price,"
Henry VIII hurriedly pulled Catherine hard: "My dear, it's too precious, I'm afraid we can't afford it"
"What do you say? No! Never! Even if I sell Scotland, I'll want a one-man tall dressing mirror! Catherine had a hideous face, and her distorted face was like that of a witch! The loud roar made many people poke their heads out to see what could be so loud!
Henry VIII opened his mouth and did not speak again! In front of an angry woman, it's best not to have any dissenting opinions, otherwise you will be crushed by a woman like a tyrannosaurus! He could only desperately glance at Hua Hou Wei, hoping that Hua Hou Wei would quote an unimaginably high price to dispel the idea of that stupid woman!
Hua Houwei knew that Catherine was the princess of Spain, so she should be the king of England, Henry VIII. Ferdinand has a son-in-law in the Netherlands and a son-in-law in England, it will be very troublesome to get involved, so it is better to send a big favor first and cut off his arm!
Hua Houwei put away his smile and shook his head coldly: "No! Sister Catherine, since you treat me like a younger brother, how can I" Speaking of this, the light in Catherine's eyes slowly dimmed, who knew that Hua Houwei's words changed: "How can I sell it to you?" Well, I'm going to give you a side! ”
Catherine, who was already dead-hearted, was so excited that her eyes were full of little stars, and she hugged Hua Houwei and kissed her crazy! Hua Houwei couldn't resist it, and his face was full of flaming red lips!
"You're so good to me! Zhu Houwei? Yes, dear brother Zhu Houwei, you will be my own brother from now on, and no one in Europe will dare to do anything to you! Princess Catherine was really moved at this moment, and the words she spit out were absolutely sincere!
Henry VIII was also surprised, he clearly knew that Hua Houwei in front of him looked harmless to humans and animals, and he looked like he was smiling all day long, but he was actually a wild beast, and anyone who underestimated this young man would not end well. The Prince of the Ming Dynasty had nothing to ask for in backward England, and there was no possibility of pleasing himself. Then, his actions are undoubtedly really in love with Catherine, of course, it is impossible to covet Catherine's beauty, Silord is much more beautiful than Catherine.
"Thank you! Your Excellency, England will always be open to you! ”
"Then you still need to say it?" Catherine glanced at Hua Houwei, stepped forward and directly hugged Hua Houwei's arm, and her attitude was very affectionate.
Catherine enthusiastically pulled Hua Houwei, understood Hua Houwei's preparations, and then began to correct some of Hua Houwei's fallacies, well, this mirror is worth it, Catherine really regards me as her own. Hua Houwei is very satisfied with his gift-giving handwriting, non-bold people can't do this!
At this moment, Julius's angry voice came out: "Get out!" Maximilian, do you still have the appearance of a Roman Caesar? ”
The crowd followed the voice, and Julius, blowing his beard and glaring, viciously drove away Maximilian and an old man of fifty or sixty years of age.
Maximilian explained with a hippie smile: "Your Majesty, I just took His Majesty Louis XII to see the real bathroom, not the public restroom. Don't be angry! In this way, Zhu has already promised me, give me a toilet, help me build a luxurious bathroom, you come to my Holy Roman Empire, I will let you live for three days! ”
Catherine immediately became restless again and rushed straight into Julius's bathroom, ignoring the three old men blocking the doorway!
"Ahh The screams resounded in the sky again, and this time the sound was particularly lethal, so that everyone present couldn't help but cover their ears!