Chapter 466: It's a little disgusting! (Ask for full order)
Hua Twelve looked at the two tasks released by the system, and he had already guessed what the world was, just looking at the task description 'Spending a billion in a month' This is obviously the plot in 'The Richest Man in Xihong City'.
That movie, which probably means that Wang Duoyu, an eighteenth-tier football player, was destitute, and suddenly learned that he also had a second master on Treasure Island, leaving him a legacy of 30 billion.
However, if you want to get the inheritance, you must be tested, and the content of the test is to spend a billion in a month.
Then Wang Duoyu began a crazy consumption journey, the process is funny, it is ridiculous, and an absurd comedy was staged in January, of course, it is the ending of the big group, and finally not only inherited the property but also received the love.
It's no wonder that the system will release the tasks of this world, "money" is a thing that condenses the consciousness of all people, although some people think that money is not omnipotent, but also have to admit that no money is absolutely impossible, there is a way that "money can pass through the gods", "money makes the ghost grind" is so.
If you find something that almost everyone likes, I'm afraid it's only 'money'.
How many people are happy because of this thing, how many people are sad because of this thing, some people do good because of money, and some people sin because of money, it is really similar to the lyrics, which makes people happy and worried.
As an audience, seeing the experience of 'Wang Duoyu', more people may have the idea of 'spending money so hard' or 'I can do it'.
I think this group consciousness is the origin of this mission.
Hua Twelve took out his laptop and watched the movie on the Internet first, the world of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is the world with the display as the background, of course, the city of "Xihong City" must be fictional and empty, but the other backgrounds are the same.
He didn't have to prepare anything, so he didn't have to wait for three days at all, and when he was lying in bed at night, he communicated the system in his mind and chose to accept the task.
The familiar darkness descended as scheduled, and in the next moment, before the dizziness of the crossing had subsided, Hua Twelve heard the knocking sound of 'Dong Dong Dong', as if someone was knocking on his bedside.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a beam of light hitting him, and around the light, with him as the center, placed a drawing board, behind which sat a young man and woman, observing him and depicting something with the brush in his hand.
At this time, the dizziness had not yet faded, and the system was also instilling in him the memories of the person being replaced, so Hua Twelve's brain turned a little slowly, and he hadn't figured out what was going on in front of him.
I heard someone above my head say dissatisfiedly: "Paying you to be a mannequin, it's not for you to sleep here, please control it!" ”
Hua Twelve was receiving the memory transmitted by the system, and seemed to be affected by the memory, so he subconsciously replied:
"I'm sorry, I slept too late last night watching the ball!"
After speaking, he turned his head to look over, and saw a middle-aged man with long hair holding a pipe and quite artistic, looking at him with an indifferent face, and when he heard his explanation, he pointed to Hua Twelve with his pipe, and said with surging disdain in his tone:
"You're not dreaming of watching a game!"
Hua Twelve looked at the ...... in the direction he pointed, the gun was like a dragon, the universe shook, and a smile broke through the sky.
There was a sound of laughter around him, and Hua Twelve's mind also found information about the current situation in the memory transmitted by the system.
The person he replaced was Wang Duoyu.
Wang Duoyu has been in the third division for a long time, and was banned for two years more than a year ago for biting the thigh of an opposing player in the game.
During this period, there was no income, so Wang Duoyu simply started a side business.
First, a man dressed up as a woman to play women's football, but because the women's football team earned little, this product also found a part-time job as a human body tray in a Japanese restaurant.
As for the current situation, it is his third part-time job, working as a mannequin at the Academy of Fine Arts.
And the person who spoke to him just now was a professor and lecturer at this academy of fine arts.
"it!"
Hua Twelve woke up in an instant, walked away, and hurriedly got up and pulled a piece of decorative fabric placed next to him and wrapped it around his body, and in the process, he didn't forget to pouted at the art professor who despised him just now:
"Do you think everyone is like you, brother, do you use dreams, this is called firepower, even when you are eighty years old, your brother wakes up like this!"
After speaking, he turned around and looked back and forth, and asked loudly:
"Where's the trouser fork?"
When the art professor saw Hua Twelve's pick, he was immediately anxious, you must know that this class is just such a model, and the students have drawn half of it, so they can't give up halfway.
Hurriedly said good words: "Don't worry, I didn't pick on you here, it's just that there was something unpleasant just now, I woke you up and wanted you to calm down!" ”
"Calm down a fart, let you see how calm I am, besides, it's not that I said you who study art, the scene just now is so lifeless, then paint, it's not to paint those lifeless, what's the matter, I'm afraid that my self-confidence will be hit!"
Hua Twelve casually talked nonsense, and pulled the professor away: "Get up, where are my clothes?" ”
One student pointed to the backdrop behind the bed: "Behind that backdrop!" ”
Hua Twelve hurriedly covered the fabric on his body and ran over to take a look, and sure enough, the clothes were here, so he simply hid behind the background and put on his clothes.
When the professor saw that he really didn't do it, he changed his face and said, "If you don't finish this class, then the money will be gone!" ”
Hua Twelve Yi raised his neck: ", Lao Tzu sent you this money!" ”
As he spoke, he scolded the system in his heart, how to choose the time to enter, it was so special for people to see, how could it be crossed when Wang Duoyu was in full bloom, and there were still two dishes on his body.
What a thing this is!
O iniquity!
The system replied to him suddenly, the time traveled before the plot began, and as for which time period it was, it was random, and it was your own bad luck.
Hua Twelve seriously suspected that it was the system that made trouble, if it wasn't for the system, it would be his retribution in the 'Dragon and Snake World'.
After getting dressed, he turned around and left, and just took a step, Hua Twelve repented again, turned around and grabbed the art professor's neck:
"I've seen it all, I want to be white, I'll kill you for a penny!"
When he walked out of the art classroom after receiving the payment, the professor and lecturer scolded behind him: "What kind of people are these, this whole little grenade!" ”
Hua Twelve heard the scolding from behind him, and turned around and scolded:
"I don't know who durian, let you watch it for dozens of minutes, it's only thirty-six yuan, and it's not so cheap to sell it!"
The professor still wanted to speak, but Hua Twelve pointed inside through the window glass of the classroom: "I'm beeping to kill you!" ”
The professor and lecturer suddenly shrank their necks, and they didn't dare to squeak.
The reason why Hua Twelve changed his mind was that he couldn't swallow this breath and felt that he had suffered a loss by being looked at, and secondly, this time the system released a money-making task, and he just had a whim and planned to change the way he played.
He plans to use not a penny in his storage space in this world, nor his own gold, to see if he can earn 30 billion with his own ability.
If it turns out that you can't earn it, it's not too late to use your external left arm.
Although Wang Duoyu is an eighteenth-tier athlete, but fortunately, the local also has a car and a house, Hua Twelve walked to the campus parking lot according to the location of the other party's parking in his memory, found the five-handed Jetta, sat in the cab, and couldn't help but slander:
"Thirty-six yuan for a class, why do you drive here, can you get gas money so far, and you will have a meal in vain!"
Lowered the car window, lit a cigarette and bit it in his mouth, took out Wang Duoyu's mobile phone, opened the selfie, and found that what appeared on the screen was his appearance, not Shen Xiaocao's forty-year-old greasy appearance, and nodded with satisfaction:
"Still so handsome!" After saying that, he took out a pair of sunglasses in the passenger compartment and put them on, then drove away.
I don't know if it's because of the crossing, or because after the crossing, it's because of the lunch time in this world, Hua Twelve actually felt a little hungry.
After the car drove out of the school gate, I simply found a Lanzhou ramen on the spot, and asked for a bowl of ramen with beef and ingredients, a dried tofu shredded, and two roasted kidneys, 36 yuan was not enough, and I took a little more.
There was also a ball game on the women's football side in the afternoon, and it was such a humiliating thing as a man pretending to be a woman and playing a women's football team, and Hua Twelve would not do it if he was killed.
But in my memory, Wang Duoyu signed a contract for more than ten games with others, and if he didn't do it, he would have to lose money, so he could only grit his teeth in the afternoon.
As soon as I was halfway through the meal, I received a call from the coach of the women's football team, saying that someone had stabbed him in disguise as a woman and playing women's football, and he was going to be checked, so he didn't need to go in the future.
Hua Twelve gritted his teeth, which was exactly what he wanted, but he still went to the team, first, to ask the coach to write a handwritten statement of the situation, at least not to find him for this matter, and second, to discuss the salary of the first two games.
Carrying more than 2,000 yuan to drive out of the women's football team, Hua Twelve was thinking about where to go, and the mobile phone in his pocket rang at the right time.
Pick it up and take a look, it is marked as 'Qiangzi', Hua Twelve instantly understood, Zhuang Qiang, Wang Duoyu's sworn friend, Wang Duoyu bit people more than a year ago for this sworn friend.
When the phone was connected, Comrade Zhuang Qiang's silly roe deer laughter came:
"Duoyu, come and pick me up."
Hua Twelve accepted Wang Duoyu's memory, and contact with his friends in this world would be affected to a certain extent, so he immediately used Wang Duoyu's style and teased in a self-deprecating tone:
"It doesn't cost fuel to run over, you see that the two of us are poor, obviously they are each other, I think it's better to meet less in the future, just video!"
Zhuang Qiang over there was not happy: "What are you talking about, you are poorer, then can I still dislike you, you were banned for biting back then, but it was for me, I am not the kind of person who hates the poor and loves the rich, and is ungrateful!" ”
On the phone, Hua Twelve's face was speechless: "Let's talk about myself with the poor ratio, right, I still have a car, you sit on credit for three jumpers, are you embarrassed to say that you don't dislike me?" ”
Zhuang Qiang's heartless laughter came from there, and Hua Twelve was also helpless, but then again, the way Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang got along with friends like Zhuang Qiang still made him feel very comfortable, although he had no money, but at least he was sincere.
Immediately stopped laughing anymore and asked, "Hurry up, what's the matter, I'm driving!" ”
Zhuang Qiang immediately came to the spirit:
"Today is Friday, you forgot the part-time job I contacted you, the human body is sheng, the owner of the Japanese restaurant calls you and you don't answer, the phone calls are coming to me, by the way, the boss can say, last time a few old aunts came to cheer again, and the name is you!"
He said with a smile: "I'll go with you today, I'll take a sneak peek and have a long experience!" ”
"Roll the calves, I haven't seen the team take a shower together, there are two more dishes, what is there to see!"
Hua Twelve glanced at his mobile phone, and sure enough, there were more than ten missed calls, and he put the phone to his ear again:
"Lao Tzu will not do it in the future, whoever you love will go......"
Zhuang Qiang hurriedly said: "Something else, the old aunts are still waiting!" ”
"The old aunt is all yours, ah~~, don't call me about this in the future, okay baby!"
"How sorry it is, alas, more fish, more fish......"
Hua Twelve hung up the phone directly, he wanted to be quiet now.
Drive back to Wang Duoyu's downstairs, park the car and go upstairs, frowning as soon as you enter the door, more than ten square meters of dark and cramped space, there are football-related things everywhere, some fitness equipment, copycat trophies, pirated star signed jerseys, and a fruit portrait of Wang Duoyu as a model.
But now the portrait is no longer Wang Duoyu, but the appearance of his Hua Twelve.
Remove that painting, tear it to pieces, how can such an intimate thing be put on the surface.
The two Xiaoqiang ran past from Hua Twelve's feet, apparently playing hide and seek, and were trampled to death by him, rubbed them up with a rub and poured them into the toilet, pressed the flush button, and let the two Xiaoqiang play hide and seek completely disappeared.
Opened the curtains, pushed open the window, an old lady appeared outside the window and was frying chili peppers, it was the next-door neighbor, the pungent smell wafted in along the window, quickly closed the window and closed the curtains, and the room was dark again.
Suddenly I feel like I can't live this day!
Turning on the light, Hua Twelve began to clean up Wang Duoyu's rags and property, this place he decided not to live, he had to change the environment.
It took more than two hours to clean up the ashes, and dozens of Xiaoqiang were cleaned up, as well as two Jerry who were jumping around.
According to Wang Duoyu's memory, Hua Twelve contacted a scrap collector, and planned to exchange all the rags in the house for money tomorrow, and then sell the house again, if you want to make money, you have to have start-up capital.
I was busy until nine o'clock in the evening, and the things in the room were finally cleaned up, and Hua Twelve was about to order a takeaway to treat himself, when he heard someone knocking on the door, and then someone outside was crying and peeing:
"Fish, open the door, open the door quickly!"
Hua Twelve heard the familiar voice, opened the door and saw a tall fat man wearing a baseball shirt and curly hair, it was Zhuang Qiang.
At this time, Zhuang Qiang's face was full of tears, and when he saw Hua Twelve, he pounced and was supported by the latter:
"Keep your distance, I'm a dead friend with you, but it's not your father, and I have to be responsible for wiping your nose!"
Zhuang Qiang took out a tissue from his pocket, blew his nose, and then said:
"Fish, I've been insulted!"
Hua Twelve let go of the door, and said with a smile in his mouth: "Who can't think of it like this?" That person drank too much, hurry up and call the police to find that person, otherwise when he sobers up tomorrow, the other party will regret committing suicide and will die! ”
"Your uncle, you can't comfort me!"
Zhuang Qiang stepped into the door and lay down on the sofa, his face bored.
Hua Twelve walked over and took out a box of cigarettes and gave them to the other party: "You have to make it clear, you said that you were insulted, isn't that bragging!" ”
Zhuang Qiang covered his face and said: "It's all your fault, you said that you didn't go to Japan, so I thought about helping you take a shift, but those old aunts vomited when they ate and looked at me, and vomited me, don't I just have a little eczema, as a football player, I often sweat, how normal it is......"
Hua Twelve felt a little disgusted: "Brother, it's a little disgusting, don't say it, I think you insulted others in this matter, are you thinking about it the other way?" ”
Zhuang Qiang, as one of the Sleeping Dragons and Phoenix Chicks in this world, has never had a very bright brain, and when he heard this, he said suspiciously: "Is it?" ”
Hua Twelve nodded approvingly: "Definitely! ”
"That's okay!" Zhuang Qiang felt much more comfortable.
Hua Twelve patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction:
"By the way, you haven't eaten yet, go downstairs and I'll invite you to eat tofu brain, just deal with it with me for a night today, and help me move tomorrow, just more than a thousand pounds of things, a few dumbbells, barbells or something, just run a dozen times!"
Zhuang Qiang: "......"