"Mission description: Yu Huanshui was nicknamed 'the worst actor in history, there is no one, by the majority of netizens.' Although this statement is a bit exaggerated, it is enough to show that this character is not ordinary miserable. ”

"The three most important things for men, family, career, friends, none of Yu Huanshui are successful, none of them are likable, and each of them is a failure."

"Task requirement 1: change Yu Huanshui's life, so that his life will change from gloomy and failure to brilliant and successful."

"Task requirement 2: Punish the betrayer, let those who treat him badly, those who betray him be punished, and make them repent of their mistakes."

Hua Twelve began to complain after reading the task description:

"Family, career, friends, of course, are very important, but if you want to say that the most important thing for men, it should be JJ, otherwise you won't be a man, the system has a mistake in your description, pay attention next time!"

The system didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Hua Twelve took out a three-piece set to watch a movie, Coke, potato chips, and popcorn were ready to watch this TV series on the Internet while eating, looking at a large amount of food in front of him, this thing pondered in his heart, and said that our physique is not fat, no matter how much we eat, it is annoying.

opened the laptop, found the web series, clicked on it and watched it for seven or eight hours, and after watching it, he panicked in his heart.

The system said that Yu Huanshui's family, career, and friends were failures in these three points, which is really not wrong at all.

Let's talk about the family first, Yu Huanshui's wife betrayed, whether his son was born is still a suspense, and his wife's unlucky mother's family, no one can look down on him.

On his own side, his mother's father married another, and when his stepmother's son got married, his father forced him to pay for it.

Speaking of career, he was ridden on the head by his apprentice as a prestige, and he was used to tie a raft when he had nothing to do, and all his colleagues looked down on him, and in the eyes of the leader, he was a casual bully.

In the end, he said that his friend, his best friend borrowed money and didn't pay it back, and teased him several times, so that he didn't have any face left in front of his wife.

If you use one sentence to describe Yu Huanshui, it is 'a bleak future and a bleak life'.

Hua Twelve Xin said that it was no wonder that the system sent this task, this Yu Huanshui is simply a collection of walking resentments.

Hurriedly used the computer to play a movie of the star master to give himself a smooth breath, and the depression of watching the drama dissipated, which is called self-regulation.

When it got dark, Hua Twelve lay down on the big bed, communicated with the system in his heart, and chose to accept the task.

In the next moment, his whole body was plunged into darkness.

When the darkness receded, Hua XII found himself wearing an apron, surrounded by a living room of a dwelling, and in front of him was a dining table full of food.

The food was more plentiful, scrambled eggs, fried sausages, slices of ham, vegetable salad, and a plate of bread slices, the color of which should be whole wheat bread, and a pot of steaming hot porridge next to him, apparently freshly served.

It can be seen that this breakfast is made with great care, Hua Twelve looked down at the apron on his body, shook his head and smiled, if nothing else, these things should have been prepared by him.

In his mind, the system was already instilling in him the memories of the person being replaced.

After a while, Hua Twelve figured out his current identity, which was the unlucky child in the plot who failed in the plot, such as family, career, and friends, Yu Huanshui.

At this time, a chubby little boy came out of the room lazily and sat listlessly at the dining table, looking like he hadn't woken up.

Hua Twelve, who received Yu Huanshui's memory, knew that this was his cheap son Yu Chen.

Turning his head and glancing into the bedroom, his wife Gan Hong was dressing up, I have to say that although Gan Hong is not a big beauty, she is also quite beautiful.

As if sensing Hua Twelve's gaze, Gan Hong said while pouting herself: "Why are you stunned, let your son eat!" ”

If it were according to Yu Huanshui's character, he would definitely be right at this time, and then immediately serve Yu Chen a meal.

Hua Twelve was not used to this, and said directly: "I am in elementary school, if I can't even eat by myself, then I won't be a waste!" ”

After speaking, he said to Yu Chen in front of him: "Hurry up and eat by yourself, finish eating and go to school!" ”

As if he hadn't felt his father's stern tone, Yu Chen was stunned for a moment, then let out an 'oh' sound, and got up to serve his own meal.

At this time, Gan Hong put down the cosmetics in her hand and walked out of the bedroom, looking at Hua Twelve with surprise in her eyes, as if she didn't know each other:

"What kind of attitude do you have?"

Hua Twelve looked at her lightly: "What kind of attitude?" Didn't you eat by yourself when you were in elementary school? Do you have to be served by an adult? ”

"Hey, I said Yu Huanshui, you have a temper!"

Gan Hong seems to be accustomed to Yu Huanshui's submissive attitude in marriage, and now that she has changed to Hua Twelve, her tone is slightly unsatisfactory to her heart, and she immediately can't accept it.

Hua Twelve smiled: "This has nothing to do with temper, this is the truth!" ”

At this time, Yu Chen suddenly said, "Dad, I don't want to drink porridge, do you have milk?" ”

Hua Twelve turned his head to Yu Chen and said, "Let's drink the milk tomorrow, today's breakfast is nutritious enough, eat more vegetables, it's good for your health!" ”

Gan Hong was originally very annoyed by Hua Twelve's attitude, and when she heard about the milk, she immediately took advantage of the topic to play, crossed her waist and said:

"Yu Huanshui, didn't I ask you to buy milk yesterday?"

In the original plot, Yu Huanshui often uses lies to resolve small mistakes in life, such as this for his wife and children at home, and for colleagues and leaders at work.

For example, this time the milk problem, Yu Huanshui and Gan Hong's explanation was that the milk in the supermarket was sold out, which was an excuse for lies, which not only did not solve the problem, but caused greater contradictions.

Another example is that he was late for work because he was sending his children, but Yu Huanshui faced the leader's questioning, but the excuse he gave was that he was touched by a car.

You said that you were wearing a slippery suit and no dust on your body, and you said that you were hit by a car, isn't this an insult to the leader's IQ.

I have to say that Yu Huanshui's tragedy in life has a lot to do with his own attitude towards things.

Hua Twelve naturally wouldn't lie because of such a trivial matter, and said the truth:

"I forgot to buy it when I came back yesterday, come back and buy it tonight, and next time you want to think of what to buy, you will buy it yourself, a carton of milk is not heavy, if you don't want to buy a box, buy a few boxes first, and then buy it after drinking!"

Syllable~

Gan Hong slapped the table vigorously, startling Yu Chen, who was serving porridge, and then shouted:

"Yu Huanshui, are you complaining about me, obviously you forgot, you are still not a man?"

"I'm just talking about things, and I forgot it, but since you remembered it from the beginning, wouldn't it be nice to buy it? You didn't carry anything heavy after work, and you couldn't lift a carton of milk? ”

Hua Twelve sat down to eat directly, and was not annoyed, and added: "In addition, it has nothing to do with whether I am a man or not, don't you know if I am a man or not?" ”

Gan Hong made Hua Twelve confused, she felt that Yu Huanshui was completely different today.

Looking at Hua Twelve for a long time in a daze, Gan Hong suddenly took a deep breath: "Yu Huanshui, I'm so disappointed in you, the child is growing up, don't you know that drinking milk is good for the body?" ”

Hua Twelve took a bite of scrambled eggs with green onions and put them in his mouth, not to mention that his skills were good, so he dealt with it casually:

"Vegetables are also good for the body, whole wheat bread, scrambled eggs are also good for the body, and then drinking milk will be overnourished, my son is now fat, what if he becomes fat?"

Gan Hong felt that she was going crazy, and said a little crazy:

"Yu Huanshui, it's not fun to find it in the morning, it's useless for you to say less, my son is going to drink milk today, you go downstairs and buy it now, otherwise we will divorce!"

Although she didn't like Yu Huanshui, she hadn't made up her mind to divorce yet, but she was annoyed by Yu Huanshui's attitude today, and she said it in a hurry.

Hua Twelve nodded: "Okay, since you don't want to live, I want to come and I can keep your people, and I can't keep your heart, then let's get together and disperse, let's leave."

Gan Hong originally expected Yu Huanshui to be soft, but as soon as the latter spoke, she rushed to say: "Don't be soft, it's useless to do push-ups."

But when she heard Yu Huanshui's words, Gan Hong's eyes widened in disbelief: "What did you say?" ”

"I said, I agreed, let's go!"

Gan Hong couldn't believe it and asked again: "Yu Huanshui, you actually want to divorce me?" ”

Hua Twelve was amused, ignored Gan Hong, and said to Yu Chen opposite:

"Yu Chen, you heard it, it was your mother who mentioned the divorce first, but I didn't want to divorce her, you have to testify to your father about this, and you also have to remember, don't wait until you grow up to think that your father can't live up to your mother, you have to remember, it was your mother who proposed the divorce because of a bag of milk!"

"Okay, Yu Huanshui, remember what you said, it's a man who doesn't kneel and beg me when the time comes!"

Gan Hong turned around and went back to the room, slamming the door so loudly that Yu Chen was so scared that he didn't dare to eat.

Hua Twelve touched Yu Chen's little head, and said with a smile: "Don't listen to your mother's nonsense, when did you see your father and I knelt for her, haha."

Yu Chen thought for a moment and said, "Just last time you knelt in the toilet for an hour."

Hua Twelve couldn't help but have a black line, and sure enough, he also remembered this incident in his memory, this hate is indisputable, Yu Huanshui, you are a big man, can you have a little backbone, just kneel to your wife, and kneel for an hour, and let your son see it.

He smiled awkwardly and patted Yu Chen's head: "Stinky boy, hurry up and eat, don't be late for school!" ”

Although it has not yet been determined whether Yu Chen is Yu Huanshui's child, but the matter of adults, Hua Twelve will not involve the child, he has received Yu Huanshui's memory, and he also has a certain relationship with the child in front of him, so he will not speak coldly to him because of Gan Hong.

"Oh!"

Yu Chen also had a feeling that his father didn't seem to be the same today.

The two of them were eating, Gan Hong opened the bedroom door and walked out, at this time she had already painted her makeup, wearing a professional outfit, looking mature and capable, her face was cold without a trace of superfluous expression, and said coldly:

"I won't come back at night, take Yu Chen to live at my parents' house, don't look for me, call me when you're ready, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau!"

After speaking, he turned around and left, without the slightest intention of sending his children to school, obviously this kind of work is usually done by Yu Huanshui.

Hua Twelve was eating, he didn't raise his head, but said lightly: "Today, the unit will issue a performance award, and I have a bonus of 10,000 yuan!" ”

Gan Hong paused, turned around to look at Hua Twelve, his originally cold expression revealed a trace of unnatural fluctuations; "Really?"

Hua Twelve nodded: "You can get it back in the evening!" ”

Gan Hong suddenly smiled: "Okay, you have made a contribution, remember to take a bath at night!" ”

After saying that, he turned around and left, and his steps seemed to become brisk, and the anger just now seemed to be swept away.

The door closed, Hua Twelve smiled disdainfully, Gan Hong's words were endless, but they knew what was going on with each other, it was between husband and wife.

I have to say that Yu Huanshui has lived a good life, a normal married life and special charity.

10,000 yuan a handful, Nit is not cheap!

Hua Twelve said that the 10,000 yuan bonus was not to be used to exchange Gan Hong's change of heart, a creature like a woman, she died and lived in love, and if she didn't love her, the most ruthless person might be her, not to mention that Gan Hong had no love for Yu Huanshui.

He said that 10,000 yuan has his purpose, and he also needs Gan Hong to stay at home for one more day.

After eating, Hua Twelve sent Yu Chen to school, and as soon as he entered the elevator, he met the fat girls who went upstairs to walk the dog, and two decoration workers.

There are decoration tools in the elevator, and it is crowded, barely able to stand Hua Twelve and Yu Chen.

"Dad, what a sao!"

Yu Chen's words instantly attracted the attention of everyone in the elevator.

Seeing that Hua Twelve also looked over, Yu Chen pointed to the fat girl next to him, and the little teddy without a leash said.

Hua Twelve turned his head to look at the fat girl, who saw him coming, rolled his eyelids, and looked like what can you do, he reminded:

"The regulations on the management of urban dog breeding stipulate that residents raise cats, dogs and other pets, which shall not affect environmental hygiene, and must wear dog leashes when going out, I hope you can raise dogs in a civilized manner, and correct them next time!"

The fat girl rolled her eyes and beeped like a machine gun:

"There are so many people in the elevator who don't make a sound, why are you talking a lot, why don't you go to work in the neighborhood committee if you're so nosy, and this is how my own son puts a dog chain, why doesn't your son bring a dog leash?"

Suddenly, an afterimage appeared in the air, and a crisp sound of 'pop' was heard, and the fat woman fell down directly, with a slap mark the size of a fan on her face, which became more and more swollen.

No one saw the situation clearly, only Hua Twelve sighed comfortably: "The whole world is finally quiet!" ”

That's right, the slap was slapped by him, but he didn't kill him, he punished him with a small punishment and a big commandment, and he broke half of his teeth, that's for sure.

The others didn't see what was going on, the little teddy seemed to feel something, and Hua Twelve didn't exude momentum, this little dog didn't know whether he was alive or dead, Wang Wang barked a few times, and bit him on the foot.

Hua Twelve raised his foot and trampled the dog to death directly, just as the elevator 'ding' went to the first floor, and he led Yu Chen out of the elevator under the eyes of the two renovation workers behind him.

As for whether he would be arrested by JC for beating people, Hua Twelve didn't think about it at all.

Who can prove that he hit someone?

The speed of the great grandmaster's shot, the camera in the elevator couldn't shoot it at all, not to mention that he deliberately used qi and blood to swell his palm when he shot, and the size of the palm print and his palm didn't match when the time came.

The surveillance can film him stepping on the dog, but it was the dog that bit him first, have you heard of it in legitimate defense!

Some people may say that there are fingerprints for beating people.

Learn what it means to see God is not bad, cells can be controlled, and the sweat glands are contracted to control sweat and oil secretion, where do fingerprints come from.

After going out, Yu Chen stared at Hua Twelve with big eyes and without blinking.

Hua Twelve smiled and asked, "What are you looking at me?" ”

Yu Chen asked in a low voice; "Dad, you beat that aunt just now, right?" The child's senses are still very sharp.

Hua Twelve did not answer directly, but said with a smile:

"Is that an aunt? I thought it was a Warcraft, I couldn't understand a lot of beast language, by the way, son, whoever wants to bully you, just slap it in the face, we don't bully people, we can't let people bully, you know! ”

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