Dongxing University.

School gates.

Yang Gong, who had just quarreled with Xu Qianqian, bought a bottle of ice Coke at the convenience store at the school gate.

In winter, people who can drink ice cola are true love, right?

Hiss~

He unscrewed the cap and leaned sideways against the campus guardrail.

There was a feeling of irritability in my head, and while drinking Coke, I was thinking about the content of the quarrel I had just had.

This time, it's definitely Xu Qianqian's fault!

I wasn't wrong!

If she doesn't apologize to me, I'll ignore her!

He subconsciously glanced back in the direction of the girls' dormitory, but there was no movement at all......

…… Hurry up and coax Lao Tzu!

Alas~

Sighing, and when he turned back again, Yu Guang happened to notice a man wearing a thin black trench coat and a peaked cap on his head, sitting in the corner with his knees crossed.

It was covered in mud, even on his hat, and there were a few dead leaves.

Let the cold wind blow.

Seems lonely and pitiful.

It's so late, there's nowhere to go, you can only squeeze into the corner, this is a down-and-out adult......

Yang Gong looked at the Coke in his hand...... Forget it, meeting is fate. Take a sip of chilled happy water in winter and you're sure to be in a good mood.

He walked briskly to the convenience store and bought another bottle of Coke.

By the way, he took out another 20 yuan, put it on the ground, and pushed it in front of the man.

"Take it. Eat a hot meal and continue to fight tomorrow. ”

"Don't bow to life."

The passer-by raised his head, and a face was hidden under the brim of his hat: "??? ”

Why am I just looking for a place to be sad for a while, why is it that I am being treated as asking for food?

Yang Gong couldn't see the other party's face, and thought that the other party was thanking him.

He shrugged, "No thanks, if you have to ask my name, call me 'Good Samaritan'!" ”

Passerby: "??? ”

Itm%¥#......

Yang Gong leaned against the campus guardrail, silently drank ice Coke, and stopped talking.

In order to save his image, passers-by reached out and touched the outer pocket of his windbreaker and took out a 100 piece from the inside.

Throw it at Yang Gong's feet.

That seems to mean to say, "I think you're more like a begger."

Yang Gong was confused: "??? ”

He squatted down, looked at the 100 yuan, didn't know what he was thinking, and suddenly became happy.

Regardless of whether the ground was dirty or not, he sat cross-legged on the ground, took out 20 pieces from his pocket, and handed them over.

Stacked on top of the 20 just now.

Passers-by refused to admit defeat and took out another 100 from their pockets and threw it in front of Yang Gong.

Yang Gong felt in his pocket, there were no 20 left, left two 100 in place, and ran quickly to the convenience store, not long after...... He sat back down.

Silently handed over Zhang 20's: "I don't think you have money to eat." ”

"You don't have money to eat!" Passers-by refused to admit defeat and handed over the third 20.

"I think you're pitiful."

"You're pitiful!"

"If you are destined, you can accept it."

"I don't take it!"

The cycle goes on and on.

I don't know when I started bickering, and my "tricks" are getting faster and faster.

After a while, more than a dozen 20 sheets were stacked at the feet of passers-by, and more than a dozen 100 sheets were stacked at Yang Gong's feet.

Halfway through, passers-by felt empty in their pockets, but they were still unwilling to admit defeat.

He turned his head and glanced at the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China opposite the school, and thought about it.

"You dog, don't go, wait for me!"

As he spoke, passers-by quickly stood up and ran into the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China.

After a while, he sat back complacently.

Hand over 100 again.

"I look at you, it's a lot like a dog."

"No, don't be modest, you're more like me."

"Admit it, Jingba."

"What about you, noblewoman."

"You're a skewer!"

"You're the skewer!"

Fortunately, in the middle of winter, this road is relatively remote and there are no pedestrians.

If others saw this scene, they would probably call the two of them as a psychopath.

This "mutual pity" between the two lasted for an hour, and it didn't stop until they had nothing to scold.

Yang Gong shook the thick stack of 100 pieces in his hand, picked it up, and put it in his pocket.

Pat your ass and stand up.

"Ah~ I made a fortune, this wave of net income of 3,840 yuan, two months of dinner money."

Passerby: "??? ”

"Co-authored youTM when I was an ATM???"

"Or else?" Yang Gong raised his eyebrows and looked at each other teasingly.

Passers-by were stunned and suddenly happy.

He shook his head with a smile, picked up a stack of 20 yuan on the ground, and patted his ass and stood up: "This wave netted 960." ”

"That's what you count...... Your math teacher can jump into the river! You take out 4800 and get 960 back, this wave is a blood loss of 3840, make a fart. ”

"No, 4800 is Lao Tzu's happy reward for you, this 960 is Lao Tzu's earning, you know a fart!"

"Get out, Lao Tzu will reward you? This wave is a net profit from my ingenuity! ”

"Bullshit!"

The two looked at each other face to face, and suddenly they were happy together, pointed to each other, and said almost in unison:

"You're like a dog!"

Yang Gong didn't see the other party's face clearly until this time, it was actually an uncle's face, "Hey, uncle, in the middle of the night, you are playing with me on the street, quite childlike?" ”

"Don't call you uncle, call me brother! Lao Tzu is still young, and he is a brother before he reaches forty! ”

Hiss~

Passers-by unscrewed the bottle of Coke, "I never thought there was anything good about this thing, it was sweet and sticky." ”

"You can't drink happy water, and you dare to call young people?"

"What's this?"

Yang Gong raised the Coke bottle in his hand, "Yang Gong." ”

The passer-by was stunned and touched the Coke bottle in his hand with him.

Syllable~

"Fang Xianwei."

"Hey, I say...... You two had a great time, huh? At that moment, without warning, a female voice came from inside the guardrail.

Yang Gong heard the familiar voice, and a smile involuntarily bloomed on his face.

But when he looked back...... He pretended to be cold again: "Do you still know how to come out?" ”

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Xu Qian stood in the guardrail with a shallow smile, and suddenly hooked his finger at him.

"What? Taking the initiative to kiss doesn't work~ I'm angry! ”

Although he said so, Yang Gong still leaned his face over very honestly...... As a result, he was pushed away by Xu Qianqian with a disgusted face.

"Go, go, you're beautiful! Who's going to give the kiss? I mean, meet in half. ”

"Huh?" Yang Gong realized that this mother-in-law actually wanted to share the money with him!

It's outrageous!

"That's not good, I also paid 960, don't even think about it!"

Xu Qian shook his head with a smile, and casually took something out of his arms...... Stuffed him through the guardrail, and then without looking at him, turned around and walked away.

Yang Gong looked down in a daze, but found that what he was in his arms was a rechargeable warm water bag.

It seems that it has just been charged for a short time, and it is still steaming.

Warm in your arms.

He smiled, and suddenly felt that the quarrel just now seemed a little unnecessary......

When I turned my head, I wanted to see the old brother I had just met, but I found that the other party had hidden behind a tree and only dared to poke out half of his head.

His eyes were full of jealousy, as if he saw a tiger......

“……？？？ You, what are you doing? Yang Gong was confused.

"Woman, it's scary, it's dangerous!"

"No, uncle, I'm afraid of women's words...... How the hell did you get to where you are now? ”

"It's not uncle, it's called brother!" Fang Xianwei corrected it stiffly, and said: "Anyway, it's just terrible, and I don't want to stay by the side of a woman for a moment!" ”

"I have two unscrupulous brothers, and every day it's like I've never seen a woman, if only their temperament could be neutralized with you." Yang Gong said with emotion.

In this way, at the first meeting of the sand sculpture atmosphere, the two became brothers who forgot their years.