Fang Xianwei quickly sent a message to help Yang Gong explain the situation, and then raised his head and changed the topic a little anxiously......

"Recently...... We moved in across the door with a new neighbor, whom I only met today. ”

Yang Gong nodded slowly, well, finally got to the point. "Women?"

"That's right! A very beautiful girl......"

"Oh~" Yang Gong pulled a long voice, looking suddenly realized.

Comrade Lao Fang, is this a spring heart?

"What about the girl? Do you have a photo? How old are you? ”

"This ...... I met yesterday, and when I opened the door, I happened to meet her who also opened the door, and I said hello. How can you secretly photograph people? ”

"Say hello? , according to your character, shouldn't you 'bang' the door and don't see it? How beautiful is this woman so that you don't have a phobia of women? ”

Fang Xianwei's expression looked a little embarrassed, and he was a little twisted, "Actually...... Actually, it's not what you think, it's just, it's just......"

For a moment, he couldn't tell what mood he was in.

Yang Gong waved his hand, he understood very well what it would be like for a middle-aged bachelor like Fang Xianwei to suddenly have a spring heart, nervous, speechless, and squirming, this is normal.

"Okay, you don't have to introduce me too much, I'm from here, I understand!"

Yang Gong recalled some basic knowledge that Lao Zheng and Lao Xiao had told him before, and said very professionally:

"Tell me first, how old is the woman you are against? Age, age difference, determines what methods you should use to get closer; And what kind of dress is she? Her clothes, the accessories she wears, and her makeup style, etc., all represent some of her personality traits that can be used as a starting point. ”

"Hmm......" Fang Xianwei craned his neck to recall, "age...... She looks a bit like a college student, but it's probably because she's wearing makeup, pierced ears, and dyed hair, so I intuitively think she's a little more mature. ”

"If you just look at the face, she looks very young. Probably, maybe it's still a high school student......"

Yang Gong was silent, stood up silently, opened the door, pointed in the direction outside the door, and said lightly: "You brute!" ! ”

Xiao Yi's guy wants to be a Cao thief, forget it, he is interesting to a rich woman who is more than ten years older than him and has a girl, this is barely understandable, eat soft rice......

You, Fang Xianwei, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually want to do this kind of thing? And you have a fancy to a student who is more than 20 years younger than you?

Do you think you're Sixth Brother Yin?

Yang Gong didn't scold MMP in his heart.

Is this Nima's modern view of love? It's outrageous!

Fang Xianwei: "??? ”

Is this face-changing speed from Sichuan drama?

"Hey, don't get excited, you really misunderstood."

"I'm not mistaken, I can't help with this, you are the problem of the old cow eating tender, tender, tender grass." Yang Gong continued to point out the door.

"And it's not just about the age gap, you're two age groups, and there's a huge conceptual gap in between...... Well, that is, the generation gap, this is not something that three or two small routines can help you make up. ”

"Brother, listen to my advice, even if you really catch up with such a girl, there will be a series of questions waiting for you in the future! Not to mention you, even I don't know what the next generation, who is a few years younger than me, will be like...... Even I can't understand their brain circuits. ”

Yang Gongwu remembers.

When he was a child, a group of elementary school students got together to talk about whether the CF gun was handsome or not, and the back of the Resident Evil heroine was so good-looking.

As a result, when I went home during the Spring Festival last year, I heard a group of elementary school students at home getting together, and they were actually talking about ZM trade and GDP and the like......

At that time, Yang Gong knew that the times had changed.

"No, you listen to me!" Fang Xianwei's voice involuntarily amplified a little, "I don't have the kind of feelings you said for this girl, I just feel very kind and familiar!" ”

"Doesn't that still mean the same thing? You have a good impression at a glance, that's a man's instinct; But if you want to get close at a glance, you're a hooligan. Yang Gong calmly retorted.

"I mean...... I think if I had a daughter, I would probably be like her. She really, really, really like my daughter! ”

"It's useless to say more, such a girl is not ...... Yes? Daughter? Yang Gong was stunned, and he became an old man in the subway in seconds.

It turns out that this TM is the brain circuit of the middle-aged brother?

When I saw a young girl, I didn't want to marry home, but I thought of giving birth to a girl?

Intuitively speaking, he felt that the "daughter" in Fang Xianwei's mouth should be the same thing as the "daughter" he said when he and Xu Qianqian were doing their homework......

Fang Xianwei is talking about his biological daughter.

"Wait a minute, I'm a little messy, I'll take care of it." Yang Gong covered his head and reacted for a long time before straightening out Fang Xianwei's brain circuit.

"Oh! Are you saying that when you see this girl living across the door from you, you think that if you have a daughter, you will be like this, and you will want to find a wife with the idea of 'wanting to have a daughter'? ”

Fang Xianwei nodded seriously, and when he saw that Yang Gong finally understood, he breathed a sigh of relief.

This is a misunderstanding......

"Why didn't you say it earlier."

"You have to ...... it"

"Gotta get ......" Yang Gong waved his hand, this was indeed what he wanted to split.

But as long as he is a normal person, who can comprehend Fang Xianwei's bent brain circuit for the first time?

"Alright, I see what you mean."

Fang Xianwei sat down seriously and stared at Yang Gong directly.

Yang Gong was speechless, "No, it's useless for you to look at me." You have to figure out one thing, if you want me to help you come up with ideas and find you a wife, you have to have a goal first! ”

"It's impossible for you to skip the big steps of 'falling in love', 'getting married', 'cave room' and 'pregnancy', and just come up with a daughter, right? You can't think of a yard being a yard in this matter! ”

"Well, it's also ......" Fang Xianwei also felt that his brain was pumping for a while.

"Do you have a goal?" Yang Gong asked rhetorically.

Fang Xianwei's face was tangled for a moment, but he still shook his head, "No ......"

Yang Gong really wanted to face Fang Xianwei's frozen face and punch him a few times, "Why don't you try to go to country T for a minor operation?" So that you can find a husband and give birth to yourself. ”

“？？？”

"Alas...... I've convinced you, okay, since you now have the idea of finding a girlfriend, then the brother will definitely help you. ”

"Well, don't think so long-term, let's make a short-term plan first, and the first goal is ...... Confirm the right target! With that, Yang Gong took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Xiao Yi.

"Do you have a picture of the woman and her contact information? Bring me a few. ”

Xiao Yi said first: "Don't talk about this kind of thing in the future, what if my rich wife sees it?" Dude is very single-minded......"

Then he didn't even ask Yang Gong what he was doing here, and decisively sent Yang Gong a few photos.

The watermark on the photo is the WeChat ID.

Yang Gong just glanced at it ornamentally, deleted it all, and said in a voice:

"I don't want this! I want a good family, preferably older, eh...... Between 30 and 40 years old. ”

Xiao Yi hasn't replied yet.

Xu Qianqian's chat window popped up directly:

first sent a "death smile face", and then sent a message: "What do you want is a good family?" Over 30 years old and under 40 years old? Wow, Yang Gong! You're really hungry!! ”

【Ding! Speechless, 1 point. Reward: Hairdressing +1]

【Ding! Blood pressure spikes, 1 point. Reward: Math +1]

【Ding! Blood pressure spikes, 1 point. Reward: English +1]

Yang Gong: "Itm%#¥......"