Chapter 288 East and West Two-Compartment I Love a Mallet
There is a famous saying: If you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves. [Literature] is remembered by thieves, and it is a big deal to lose some money and white things, but if it is remembered by a slut like Huang Shiren, it is different. To put it mildly, it is a chrysanthemum full of wounds, and to say it seriously, maybe the body will die.
There are two flowers, one on each branch. Not to mention how Huang Shiren and his gang of sluts discussed some unsavory bastards there, and said that this Taiyi Zhenren followed behind Wang Mo, he was really angry and relieved, even if he had cultivated for countless years, he couldn't hold it at the moment.
Looking at the slender backs of the two junior sisters of Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun and Fuxian Zhenren who walked in front, the shoulders, the neck, the legs, the buttocks, think about it for a while, wait for a while, on the top of a big bed in a room, Taiyi Zhenren's heart will melt!
Respect Ming Taoist, hehe, I like this product! This product, it's really good! Interesting enough, enough friends!
Thinking of the heartbeat, I can't help but crook my mouth and eyes, and I can't stop laughing evilly.
Dao Xing Tianzun next to him looked at Taiyi Zhenren being so virtuous, but he wondered.
Just now, this senior brother was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, why did he become so lewd in a blink of an eye?
"Senior brother, is there anything happy about it?" said Dao Xing Tianzun in a low voice.
Taiyi Zhenren glanced at this goods, and said in his heart: Wait for this slut to be happy, although it is a pity that a flower is inserted in his cow dung, although I can't enjoy the blessings of the Qi people, but things are done together, and I am not alone if there is a risk, just tell him about it!
Taiyi Zhenren pulled Dao Xing Tianzun and said, "Senior brother, there will be good things later, will you do it?"
"A good thing, a good thing?"
Taiyi Zhenren looked at Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun and Fuxian Zhenren in front of him, and then glanced at Daoxing Tianzun, and smiled.
His action made Dao Xing Tianzun even more confused.
"Senior brother, let me ask you, how many of us are there?"
"Four!" Dao Xing Tianzun stretched out five fingers. Mouthy shouted.
"Rub, four, what do you do with five fingers!" Taiyi Zhenren glanced at Dao Xing Tianzun with disdain, and whispered: "Let me ask you for the time being, how many of us are four, how many men, how many women?"
Dao Xing Tianzun is about to collapse. Rub, when I'm a three-year-old!
"Naturally, it is me and my brother. Two senior sisters and two women!"
"Roar, roar, roar!" Taiyi Zhenren rubbed his hands, stretched out two fingers and shook them: "Just now, Jingming Daoyou said to arrange two rooms for us, as well as a big bed, you can tell me, how to live?"
Dao Xing Tianzun didn't think about it: "Naturally, I live in one room with my senior brother, and the two senior sisters live in one room!"
"Rub, you bastard!" Taiyi Zhenren squirted a mouthful of spit into Dao Xing Tianzun's face.
Fuck you! What a shit is an elm head!
"Senior brother, what you said is naturally right, but that Jingming Daoist doesn't think so. [Literature]"Taiyi Zhenren still takes care of his face, and he is not very embarrassed. To put it mildly.
"Then how else can you live?" said Dao Xing Tianzun, straightening his neck.
Fuck it!
Taiyi Zhenren was really made to hit the wall by Daoxing Tianzun, so he had to be a little more tactful: "Senior brother, do you like your two senior sisters?"
"Senior brother, why did you suddenly ask about this?" Dao Xing Tianzun's old face turned red and twisted.
Rub it! This thing is really interesting to the two junior sisters! This slut! When he talks about this thing on weekdays, he looks like a bird who won't admit it! Hypocrisy! Dirty!
"Senior brother, do you prefer your Senior Sister Manjushri, or do you prefer your Senior Sister Fuxian?"
"This ...... Brother. It's not easy to compare. Senior Sister Manjushri has a hot personality, her figure is even better, she is energetic, and Senior Sister Fuxian is generous, gentle, and also tasteful!" ...,
Taiyi Zhenren took a deep breath and said in his heart: This product really has some eyesight in this regard, and I have something to do with it!
"Which one do you prefer!?"
"Must be said?"
"A must!"
"I prefer Senior Sister Fuxian. Senior brother, you also know. I like to be gentle. ”
"That's good!" Taiyi Zhenren hugged Daoxing Tianzun and whispered: "Jingming Daoyou takes great care of our brothers, and has two rooms, the kind with big beds! Arrange a room for me and Senior Sister Manjushri, and a room for you and Senior Sister Fuxian." Senior brother, you also know, this long night is long, and lonely men and widows live in the same room......"
"Rub, Senior Brother!" Dao Xing Tianzun burst out, his facial features distorted, and his whole body trembled!
"What's wrong with you!?" Manjushri Celestial Venerable turned his face when he heard the voice. Hot temper tantrums.
"It's okay, it's okay!" Taiyi Zhenren smiled, prevaricated, and slapped Dao Xing Tianzun: "What, dog, you don't agree!? Brother, as a senior brother, put your words here today, you have to agree to this matter, and if you don't agree, you have to agree, if you don't do it, I will be the first to end up with you! Senior brother has been waiting for this opportunity for countless years! I can't waste the good intentions of Jingming Dao people, understand!"
"No, it's not ......" Dao Xing Tianzun's mouth was crooked, and he couldn't even speak clearly.
"Why, you really don't agree!?"
"No!" Dao Xing Tianzun swallowed a mouthful of saliva, opened his eyes, stomped his feet, and raised his eyebrows: "Senior brother, what I want to say is...... I love it!"
"Rub!" Taiyi Zhenren scolded and wiped a cold sweat.
"If you like it, then do what you want!"
"Well, voila!"
......
The two senior brothers, following behind, really laughed wickedly.
The king and demon in front led the way, and there were twists and turns along the way, turning around, walking for an hour, and not reaching the residence.
Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun was anxious: "Hey, your name is Wang Mo, right? It's been a long time since you walked, why haven't you arrived at your residence yet!? I saw it just now, there are a lot of good pavilions, why don't you go!?"
Wang Mo smiled, with a simple appearance: "Shangxian, you are distinguished guests, naturally you can't live in that ordinary place, the regent instructs, you must arrange a few people properly." ”
Speaking of general, Wang Mo approached Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun and whispered: "Shangxian, the accommodation arranged is the result of discussions between the regent and Taiyi Shangxian!"
"Taiyiding?"
"Yes!
"Oh. Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun turned his face to look at Taiyi Zhenren and nodded.
If it was arranged by the senior brother, it should be good.
Wang Mo smiled and said, "Shangxian, it's just ahead, and it's going to be there soon." ”
Turning around, Wang Mo laughed evilly.
My mother! Our sect leader deserves to be his mother's number one slut in the world! It's really a dirty trick to kill people without a knife! Falling into the hands of our sect leader, these two pairs of bird men and women can be regarded as eight lifetimes of blood mold!
A few people went around and finally came to a place.
This place, located in the middle of the mountains, is in the sky of ancient cypress. Quiet bamboo forest, the environment is elegant, there are small bridges and flowing water, lotus koi, it is the middle of winter, it is also a spring, see Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun and Fuxian real people are very happy.
I can't imagine that such a small place in Feiyan City can have such an elegant place, which is very good!
Cross the corridor and cross the bridge. When he came to the backyard, Wang Mo came to Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun and said, "Shangxian, the east wing in the east is yours, and the west wing in the west is Fuxian Shangxian!"
Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun saw that it was already late, and he was tired enough along the way. I looked up at the east wing, but I saw that the building was elegant, majestic and interesting, and I was satisfied, so I didn't care about anything else, nodded and went in. ...,
Fuxian Zhenren naturally had no opinion, and also entered the West Wing.
Wang Mo looked at the two Taiyi Zhenren and Daoxing Tianzun behind him, and smiled evilly: "Two immortals." Our regent said, ** A moment is worth a thousand gold, so I won't delay. Take this, and give it to the two of you at the behest of the regent!"
After that, he took out two red big pills and handed them to Taiyi Zhenren and Daoxing Tianzun.
"What is this?!" Taiyi Zhenren can be regarded as reading countless Dan, but this Dan has never been seen before, but when he saw that it was as red as fire, he faintly emitted an unusually flustered aura. Don't say that you have eaten it, but when you smell it, it is also a slight trembling of the Yuanshen.
"Hey, hey, hey. Wang Mo smiled: "This Dan, our regent said that it is called 'I love a mallet', as long as you take it, hehe, it is an ordinary mortal, and the night royal girl is no problem, it is very cool!"
Taiyi Zhenren inspected it, and when he saw that Dan was really like this, he smiled: "Go back and tell your regent, thank you!"
"Good!"
"Get out of here!"
"Yes!" the king demon slipped away.
The two of them divided the pill one by one, Taiyi Zhenren smiled evilly, and said: "Senior Brother Daoxing, don't be stunned, hurry up and enjoy it in the West Wing, don't let your senior sister wait for you." ”
"Hehe, senior brother, then I'm going!" Dao Xing Tianzun went with a streamer.
Taiyi Zhenren strode to the door of the east wing, looked at the Dan'er in his hand, shook his head and said, "Rub! I Taiyi is a dignified Da Luo Jin Immortal, do you still need such a Dan!?"
After saying that, he was about to throw it away, but suddenly stopped: "This kind of thing, it's the first time I've done it, maybe there is some accident, since it's Jingmingdao's friendliness, it can't be wasted, hehe, it's a big deal!"
With his hand stretched out, he threw the "I love a mallet" into his mouth and chewed it, and an incomparably hot air flow swarmed into the dantian!
Boom!
I heard Taiyi Zhenren tremble in a low voice: "Rub! It's really terrible! Senior sister, I'm here!"
Besides, this Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, entered the east wing, but saw that this room was huge, there was a small room in the big room, and there was a dark pavilion in the small room, layer upon layer, all the way in, but I saw a room in the mouth, very large, a big bed is one zhang long and one zhang wide, and the swan down is made of quilts.
In the room, the pink candles were lit, and even the light turned pink, which was extremely beautiful!
Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun nodded and said, "It's not bad! It's this light, this ornament, it looks a little uneasy." ”
I looked around, but I saw a lot of strange-looking furniture in the room.
Those furniture, but not the ordinary kind of tables and chairs, what Trojan horses and wooden donkeys, what open-footed benches can still live, what folding short beds can automatically go up and down, the same, are made in strict accordance with the proportions of the human body.
Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun walked up to him and looked at it carefully. She was originally a smart person, and when she studied it like this, her face turned red.
"These sluts actually make such a nasty thing!"
was scolding, as soon as he looked up, he saw a row of paintings hanging on the wall, all of which were hung with the contents of those shameless rooms, the same, particularly vivid, and he saw that Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun was Da Luo Jinxian, and his face was also red, and he suddenly felt that his body was extremely hot.
"Just now Wang Mo said that this place was set by Senior Brother Taiyi! Senior Brother looks like an honest person on weekdays, how can he set such a room!?" Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun shook his head, and was about to destroy those paintings, when he suddenly felt a cold wind shooting behind him, and a voice with an incomparably rapid and incomparably fiery voice said in his ear: "Good junior sister, what a big lump, I like it, senior brother is here!"
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