Chapter 707: The Golden Tablet is in hand! (Ask for a full order!) )
Passing by the taxidermy exhibition area, Hua Twelve easily locked the two iron gates here, otherwise the lions, elephants, ostriches or something in it would run out to make trouble at night.
When he was locking the door, suddenly a small furry hand sneaked out of the iron gate and touched Hua Twelve's waist.
Just when the little hand was about to touch the key, Hua Twelve, who was originally joking with Matilda, didn't even look at it, grabbed it with his hand, and grabbed the little hand with one hand.
'Babbling', the owner of the little hand is a naughty monkey, at this time seeing that his hand was caught, he screamed, and the other monkey's paw directly grabbed his hand at Hua Twelve.
The monkey's movements were as fast as lightning, but Hua XII reacted faster than the monkey, grabbed the monkey with his other hand, and then took out a rope and tied the monkey with both hands, and tied it to the iron gate.
Matilda looked at all this amusemently, and then asked, "Is it trying to steal the key?" ”
Hua Twelve smiled and said: "Yes, it's called Dexter, I didn't like this monkey when I watched the movie, I was very naughty in the early stage, not only stole the key, but also tore up the protagonist's strategy, and slapped the protagonist in the mouth, the most important thing is that because it stole the key to open the window, killing a primitive man....."
He had taught Matilda before that the artifact could only be used at night, and if these exhibits could not return to their original positions before the sun came out, then when the sun rose, they would turn to ashes, and the primitive man would climb out of the window to find the source of fire, and if he didn't come back in time, he would turn to ashes.
Matilda's eyes widened, "This monkey is so cute, is it so annoying?" ”
"yes!" Hua Twelve flicked the monkey named Dexter with his fingers, and a big bag suddenly swollen on the monkey's skull, squeaked in pain, and grinned at the two of them, looking unconvinced.
The two left the specimen exhibition area and headed to the Egyptian pavilion, and on the way Matilda was still asking about what had just happened:
"Then this monkey killed that primitive man, has it been punished?"
Hua Twelve sneered: "No, the twenty-sixth president Theodore Roosevelt who rode a horse before, he taught the protagonist of the movie, saying that this monkey is a distant relative of human beings, and he should show love and respect for this monkey, which means that although I don't know what happened, if something happens, it is caused by the protagonist's disrespect for the monkey, well, it's whitewashed......"
As soon as he finished speaking, Theodore Roosevelt rode his horse in the corridor in front of him and screamed, the ground trembled, and the overlord bone dragon behind him strode forward, and chased after it like a husky, if you don't chase it, you can't do it, the tyrannosaurus bones are still stuck in the former's shoulder, and if you catch up, you will play again, and if you can't catch it, you will be dead.
Matilda suddenly realized: "No wonder this Theodore Roosevelt will be hit by the bones I threw out, it turned out to be retribution, by the way, Hua, how did you say what you said to me before?" It's the ....... of the thunderbolt."
Hua Twelve laughed: "If you don't understand any situation, I advise you to be a generous person, this kind of person you have to stay away from him, because when the thunder strikes him, it will affect you, this is what Lao Guo said, so you throw bones and rush to people, it's not your fault, it's people who are retribution, right?" ”
Matilda nodded seriously: "That's it, if I hadn't rushed to him, he would have been struck by lightning right now." After saying that, I couldn't help but laugh.
Soon after Theodore Roosevelt and the Overlord Bone Dragon ran past one after another, several rugged men wearing felt hats, leather armor, and battle axes in their hands brandished axes and ran over screaming, looking like they were chasing the bone dragon and Theodore Roosevelt,
The fat man at the head of them inadvertently turned his head to look, and at a glance he saw Hua XII and Matilda, and immediately stopped his companions and pointed in this direction, and the next moment, they changed their targets, holding axes and shouting to kill in this direction.
Matilda was about to pull out her gun, but was stopped by Hua Twelve and introduced: "This is Attila, the king of the Huns!" ”
"The Whip of God?"
"That's him!" Hua Twelve moved his shoulders: "Let me teach him, what is a Han and a Wuhu!" ”
As he spoke, he had rushed forward, like a tiger entering a flock of sheep, punching and kicking, three seconds, one more second was considered a loss, the Hun King and his subordinates were all lying on the ground 'oops, oops, oops', looking at Hua Twelve's eyes, all revealing respect and fear.
Hua Twelve was just about to be ruthless and warn the other party to bother him less in the future, otherwise he would be beaten once, but before he could speak, he saw the king of the Huns flutter up and kneel on the ground:
"Hero, the rules of the grassland, we are your prisoners, and we will be your private property in the future, I am willing to give 10,000 sheep and 10,000 horses to redeem our lives!"
Hua Twelve instantly changed his mind and nodded: "Okay, I accept your conditions, but before that, you are my subordinates!" ”
He said in his heart that you have 10,000 sheep and 10,000 horses in one exhibit, and if you don't go to the animal exhibit, you can get a one, and I have your surname, and if you can't get it, it will be his free labor, just to help manage the night shift museum.
Next, Hua Twelve and Matilda were escorted by a group of Huns to the Egyptian Pavilion.
Halfway through, Matilda said with a smile: "I've heard your sentence, a man is a Wuhu, and the nonsense is not the Huns, it's the Wusun ......."
Hua Twelve glanced at Matilda in surprise: "Why have you even heard this sentence?" ”
"Listening to a Chinese student, I want to know more about your hometown, so I asked her a lot about the history and culture of China!"
Hua Twelve was a little moved, but still said:
"Then you haven't learned to understand, you really have to talk about Wusun, so why don't you say it, one Han should be five Wusun? Hu is our ancient general name for the countries of the Western Regions, and the reason why 'Hu' is used in the sentence "Hu" in the sentence "One Han and Five Hu" means "I am not targeting anyone, but everyone here...... It's all rubbish! ”
His words are a bit strong, but it is undeniable that the ancestor of Attila, the 'whip of God' Hun king, was driven out of the Western Regions and moved to Central Asia by the Han Dynasty.
The two finally arrived at the Egyptian Pavilion while talking and laughing, and through the passage guarded by the huge wolf-headed man, they arrived in front of an ancient Egyptian coffin, and through the plexiglass, you can see that the mummy in the coffin is constantly trembling, and the stone wall opposite the coffin is carved with ancient Egyptian characters, and in the middle of the wall, there is a gold plaque inlaid with a foot square.
The Hun king Alati took a few of his subordinates, pointed to the gold medal, and spoke in Xiongnu language, and he didn't know what to say.
Hua Twelve kicked it aside: "Get out of the way, block me!" ”
He walked past the aggrieved Hun King, bypassed the coffin, and reached out to buckle the gold medal from the wall.
This is the most interesting point, such a large museum, there are twelve security guards at night, and the entire museum does not even have a monitor, no wonder the three old security guards have the idea of stealing treasures, isn't this tempting crime.
Of course, the museum did not monitor this matter, which seems unreasonable, but in fact it is the best choice, perhaps which previous curator knew that all dead things would be resurrected at night, so in order to prevent this kind of thing from spreading, he made such an arrangement.
In short, he is now picking off the cultural relics without permission, and no one cares about him.
As soon as Hua Twelve moved the gold medal, two huge wolf-headed guards took up their weapons and blocked the door with fierce eyes, as if to prevent him from stealing the treasure.
He didn't panic either, but took the prepared gel out of the storage space and began modeling.
The loss of cultural relics in the museum will definitely alarm the police, Hua Twelve can't be too unscrupulous if he wants to live a stable life in this world, so he has already planned to make a replica of gold and replace the real gold medal.
At that time, God didn't know it, and he solved the problem of haunting at night for the museum for free.
Ten minutes later, Hua Twelve reinstalled the gold medal, then patted the coffin, and said to the pharaoh who kept trying to trick the corpse out:
"Hi friend, I'll let you out in two days!"
After finishing the business, the next thing is entertainment time, and Hua XII and Matilda have gone crazy in the museum.
First, he kicked Theodore Roosevelt, who was passing by, off his horse, and said loudly: "Mr. President, your mount has been requisitioned!" ”
Theodore Roosevelt shouted, "There's a dinosaur chasing me from behind!" ”
Hua XII used the original words of Mr. President in the original plot to encourage the other party: "You have to show love and respect for it......"
After saying that, he picked up Matilda and put him on the horse, he himself rode a jade lion, and the two played horse racing, and the king of the Huns took his men, brandished the battle axe, whined and screamed, and followed closely.
The president looked at the overlord bone dragon chasing after him, turned his head and shouted to Hua Twelve who was far away: "Boy, you are letting me die!" ”
The revelry lasted until dawn, and when the first rays of dawn appeared, and all the exhibits returned to their original positions, the Tyrannosaurus finally found his ribs, but Mr. President's shoulder, with an extra transparent hole.
Fortunately, Mr. President was made of wax figures, Hua Twelve managed to repair it, and gave it a little color, and finally completed the finishing work before the staff went to work, otherwise his night shift career would have stopped today.
After the shift, Hua Twelve took Matilda to have a hot dog for breakfast, and then returned to the laboratory, ready to start today's work.
Matilda went to the living area to catch up on sleep, and Hua Twelve took out the computer and fiddled with it for a long time, found a personal studio in New York that was more famous for making figures, called the other party to meet, and then locked the door and went out to the agreed place.
After arriving at the place, Hua Twelve handed over the gel model to the other party, and asked the other party to help him make iron, the high price of two thousand US dollars, and give a deposit of one thousand first, and the other party finally promised to get it in the afternoon.
When he returned to the laboratory, Larry was already waiting at the door, and when he saw Hua Twelve, he was overjoyed: "Boss, if you don't show up again, I thought I was deceived!" ”
Hua XII opened the door and let the other party in, and Larry immediately threw himself into the work.
Well, it's cleaning.
Hua Twelve told Larry that his girlfriend was in the living area and asked him not to go in, not because he was afraid that Larry would take advantage of Matilda, but because he was afraid that Matilda would shoot Larry.
After the explanation, Hua XII began the research work on NZT-48.
I haven't done research for a long time, especially the knowledge is still 20 years behind, he is doing experiments while supplementing knowledge, and under the effect of NZT-48, he quickly read and digested professional books.
In the afternoon, Matilda finally woke up, wearing a tank top and shorts, and when she came out, she also stretched her waist, looking extremely sexy, and Larry was stunned.
When Hua Twelve saw Matilda through the glass, he came out of the laboratory, walked over and put his hand on Larry's shoulder, enjoyed the view with him, and then asked with a smile:
"Looks good, right?"
Larry nodded vigorously: "Beautiful!" ”
"You can't stare at it if it's good-looking, this is my girl!"
Hua Twelve smiled and walked to the other side, hugged Matilda's slender waist, and then introduced: "My girlfriend Matilda, Marty, this is Larry, the guard of the laboratory!" ”
Larry knew that he had lost his temper, so he quickly gathered his thoughts and beckoned, "Hello, Miss Matilda! ”
Matilda smiled and nodded, "Hey, Larry, just call me Marty!" ”
After that, Hua Twelve returned to the laboratory to continue the experiment, and Matilda sat next to him and read a book.
Seeing that she was so honest and not at all like her character, Hua Twelve asked curiously, "Marty, why don't you go shopping?" Or just go anywhere! ”
Matilda shook her head: "I've been playing by myself for several years, and I finally met you, I don't want to leave you for a moment, I don't want to go anywhere with you!" ”
Hua Twelve rubbed her head like she did when she was a child, in exchange for a burst of coquettishness from Marty.
In the afternoon, the iron mold was delivered on time, Hua Twelve settled the final payment, and then told Larry, who was guarding the door, that the work was over today and he could get off work.
Larry shrugged: "It's so easy!" ”
Hua Twelve sent Larry away, closed the door of the laboratory, and then took out the gold bars from the storage space and began to smelt the gold with a spray gun, and poured the gold water into the mold, and after cooling, a semi-finished product, the Akamanla Gold Tablet was ready.
The semi-finished products that have just been baked are relatively rough, and they are brought to the museum at night to do some details to make them real.
In the evening, the two went to the museum again, and after the gold medal was processed, the real and false were compared, and it was exactly the same.
When the treasure is in hand, Hua XII will not resign immediately, because there are nine buttons on this Akamanra gold tablet, which means that this treasure will never be as simple as it seems, and after he gets the NZT-48, he will have to get other ways to use this artifact from the mouth of the pharaoh.
In the next few days, Hua Twelve's work was orderly, and when he went to work at night, he would take out the treasure gold medals and resurrect the dead objects in the museum, so that they would go on as usual.
During this period, the three old security guards went through the resignation procedures and announced their retirement, but Hua Twelve knew that their plan was about to begin.
Hua Twelve didn't know, and when he said goodbye, he still seemed reluctant.
In the evening of that day, just after the shift was handed over, Hua Twelve was in the Egyptian Pavilion and blocked the three old men of Cecil who were picking down the gold medal: "Hey, Cecil, do you want to help?" ”