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As an admiral who rushed to work as an undercover admiral, his experience would not have stood up to investigation.
Takakura Fumita...... It's just a pseudonym, right?
There was no way, the navy that had been lurking for the first few times didn't have to be so troublesome, so he wasn't prepared.
What's more, who would have thought that to find a job here in the East China Sea, you would need so-called documents?
You know, there is no such trouble on the sea!
Even if you go to the Four Emperors for an interview, you just need to show your strength.
If you're a little stricter, you might just need to be someone else's son.
Where is the trouble like now?
Therefore, after knowing how troublesome it was to find a job on the island of Grass Country, and without the help of the World Government and the Navy Headquarters, Polusalino also thought of two ways......
First, run away, and then, find a remote place, lurk, and reduce contact with people!
Second, it is...... If you get a fake certificate, go straight to the lake!
As for why I came up with this solution...... Speaking of which, it was also an accident.
This was accidentally found on the door of a public toilet when he first came to the toilet in order to go to the toilet.
At first, he didn't care.
But I didn't expect it to be used so quickly.
Not to mention......
What a secret place it is!
Of course~
Polusalino didn't pay much attention to any of this.
Anyway, he just needs to get the lake over this time, as for the rest...... By the time they finished investigating, it was estimated that he had successfully retreated.
There's no way he's going to stay here for long!
Polusalino's words just fell.
The front is dim...... It seemed that he was squatting and dozing off, and the young man in a black cloak suddenly woke up.
Slowly raised his head to look at him, sneakily looked at both sides, and after seeing that it was safe, he looked at the person standing in front of him, lowered his voice, and said, "Hello, do you want to apply for a permit?" Professional certification for thousands of years, any identity can be arranged for you!"
「……」
Thousands?
The guy who got a fake certificate on this island of grass is quite big!
Polusalino raised his eyelids, but he didn't bother too much, nodded, and said slowly, "Get a certificate!" It's just that...... Is this a real thing?"
"Really! Of course it is! As long as you are not a professional, you will never be able to find any problems, and even if you don't check carefully, even professionals can't see it!" The young man nodded, and then continued to lower his voice and asked, "May I ask what kind of certificate do you want to get?"
"Can I get any permit?"
"Yes!"
"Could it be too fake?"
"Are you looking down on me?" The young man patted the sign dissatisfiedly, "Look, what is this? Shenshu certificate, certificate for a thousand years! Don't worry, if you can find out, it won't be your turn to report it!"
"Is that so?" Looking at the confident young man in front of him, Polusalino also nodded.
Also to ~
If it was fake, it is estimated that he would not have to wait for him to come, he would have been arrested a long time ago!
It seems that this guy still has some ability!
Of course, now he has no other way, and it is not difficult for him to ask for something, just be able to get the old dean.
As for the rest......
According to his investigation, such a check ...... It would probably be a few months before it was over, and by then he would be long gone.
You must know that he is an admiral, and now the Navy Headquarters needs him very much, and it is impossible to let him hang out for a few years.
Therefore, as long as he succeeds in fooling the old dean of Shuangcao Kindergarten, he will be safe, and the rest will ...... This incident is known only to him and the person who gave the false certificate in front of him.
So, it's quite safe that no one deliberately reports it.
It's not like this guy doesn't even have his own business
If you smash it, go and report yourself directly, right?
Therefore, it is not a big problem!
After a long pause, he said, "Is it okay to have personal experience and be recognized by the village committee?"
"Personal experience? Approved by the village committee?" When the young man heard his words, his face seemed to be surprised, and he looked at him with some suspicion, "You're not from the East China Sea, are you?"
As soon as the words fell.
「?!」
Polusalino's eyelids were raised, but he didn't pay too much attention to it, and it could even be said that after hearing this guy's words, the doubt in his heart suddenly disappeared a little.
can guess his coming from his words, it seems that this guy still has some ability.
A terrifying momentum suddenly crushed towards the young man in front of him.
But it's just a flash, a scare, a scare.
Then he lowered his voice and said meaningfully, "Don't ask what you shouldn't ask, just say if you can do it!"
"Of course~, I still have this professional quality, and there are basically all kinds of people who come to me to apply for a certificate, and the credibility is guaranteed!" The young man nodded and said clearly, "As for your certificate, although it is a little troublesome, after all, in order not to make mistakes, it is not so simple to make up a person's experience, but ......
His tone changed again, and he patted his chest, "The Divine Tree can still do it!" It's just a little bit expensive~"
"So, can you do it?" Hearing the words of the young man who handled the certificate, Polusalino also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
If you can do it, you can do it!
As for the cost...... Just go back and get reimbursed!
I believe that the old man of the Warring States period is not so stingy~
Nodding, he said, "I need a slightly remote identity with two and a half years of senior professional early childhood education experience, and I must do it as soon as possible!"
"Remote, veteran, and as soon as possible? You're a bit demanding! You'll have to pay for it!"
"How much?"
"100,000 Bailey, you can get it in three days!"
"Three days? What if I'm going to do it tonight?"
"This customer ...... I can't do that, you know, it's a complete experience for one person, and how can it be done in one afternoon to be true?"
"300,000 Bailey!"
"Even if it's your 300,000 Bailey, you can't do it, you must know that not only is it remote, but you also have two and a half years of kindergarten teacher experience, I can ...... it."
"A million!"
"I can try! But this money must be paid first, after all, this is a big project, and I will spend a lot of money to get it done, and what if you run away?"
「…… And if you run away?"
"Please, I'm a professional, a thousand-year-old brand, how can I run? If you don't believe me, forget it!"
「……」
Looking at the guy in front of him, Polusalino fell silent again.
Of course~
He knew he didn't have that much time to waste right now, and if it was a million...... It's nothing for the Navy Headquarters, as long as you go back and get reimbursed.
So, after thinking about it, he didn't have anything to do with this guy, he directly took out his black card in the black market and threw it on, "There is exactly one million in it, anonymous!" By the way, the person's name is Takakura Bunta!"
"Well, Takakura Fumita? I see!" The young man nodded with a smile, took the black card, and said, "I promise to be ready for you at night!"
"If you're not ready......
"Don't worry, it's absolutely impossible!" Hearing the meaningful words of the customer in front of him, the young man who applied for the certificate immediately patted his signboard [Shenshu Certificate] again, "Shenshu is absolutely reputable, if you can't even do this credibility, you don't need to ......."
However.
The words are not finished yet.
Porusalino didn't seem to want to listen to him anymore, pulled down his hat again, turned around and walked outside.
Until it disappeared in it
In front of the young man who handled the certificate, he didn't see that after he left, the young man suddenly changed his tone, shook his head helplessly, and muttered to himself with an emotional tone, "I don't need you to report it, I'll report myself by myself!"
Looking at the black card in his hand, he quickly hid it, "I didn't expect that there was a big customer in the first order!"
As he spoke, he took out his phone bug, dialed a general phone number in the country of grass, and put on a serious expression, "Hey, is it the security department of the country of grass?" I'm going to report it, I suspect a spy has infiltrated the country of grass......
……
The other side.
After leaving the gloomy alley, Polusalino reverted to the appearance of Takakura Bunta-sensei just now, put on his square eyes again, and without any other movements, he continued to walk towards Shuangcao Kindergarten with a leisurely face.
According to his thoughts...... It's not that difficult, thinking that guy can operate in the country of grass for so long, he should still have some ability.
So, he didn't pay much attention to it at that time.
Just wait until the evening to go quietly and get it back.
However.
Just when everything went very well......
From the Navy Headquarters to Kusanokuni Island...... Everything went very smoothly when the unexpected ...... But it happened suddenly.
Not long after he walked into Shuangcao Kindergarten.
The whole kindergarten was fenced off.
And then.
Teacher Zefa appeared in front of him with a group of Grass Country Navy, staring at him with a serious face.
Then.
「?!」
He was stunned.
I thought my identity had been discovered!
A wry smile suddenly appeared on his face, although it was a pity that he was a million just now, he still took off his eyes, and he didn't disguise it anymore, opened his unique mouth, sighed, and was about to say something.
However.
Before he could say it.
The serious expression of Mr. Zefa in front of him suddenly changed again, and he looked at him in disbelief, and then shook his head at him in disappointment, "Karp and I took everyone to drink nearby, and I came over to take a look after receiving a fake certificate from a guy who was suspected of being a spy. The result ......"
"I didn't expect it to be you, Polusalino! You've fallen so far that you've run away to get a fake certificate?! What a disappointment for me."
「……」
Then.
Polusalino: (・・)
It can be said that ......
His heart is extremely complicated!
Especially when he saw the former colleague in front of him, now the Grass Country Navy looked at him with the same complicated eyes, wanting to stop talking.
His heart is even more complicated!