717 Major Events (2-in-1)
"I'll let you get a fake certificate! Get a fake certificate! I'm so angry with the old man! ”
"Do you know how embarrassed the old man was at that time? The stupid guy laughed at the old man! ”
"See, what did you do? He even dared to apply for a fake certificate. ”
"You're the worst old man has ever bred!"
Say a word, kick it.
And no surprises.
"Oops! Ah! Don't kick Madara-sama, don't kick Madara-sama! Bai Jue's body was directly kicked by the angry Madara and hurriedly pleaded, "And Madara-sama, I am the body, in fact, I am the same as Ah Fei, they are working as much as I am working, I am as diligent as all the people~, I am not lazy!" ”
Although Uncle Madara's strength does not allow him to plant trees directly, and the attack that can't let him plant trees is a trivial matter for absolutely nothing, but he still has to pretend to be in pain!
That's right.
He was the one who made the false certificate.
White Absolute Body!
After the events in Cocosia Village were over, and Black Jedi seemed to have found a new purpose and left him alone, he began to do a little nothing.
It's as if life has lost its purpose again.
Continue to work?
It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work in this life.
Therefore, when he was bored, he learned from Ah Fei's kid and planned to start his own business.
It proves that he, the predecessor of the White Absolute Ontology, is also not weak.
And what should he do when he is penniless?
Picking up trash?
No kidding!
He's the essence of nothing!
But the other ...... Either tired, or unskilled, and after his own deep thought, in the end, he also thought of a way.
That's ...... Get a fake certificate!
After all, he also knows how to counterfeit technology, and the stone tablet that Madara saw back then was made by Hei Jue begging him!
Of course~
As an excellent white body, you can't really fake it in the country of grass!
It's easy to get into trouble.
So.
Although it is a fake certificate on the surface, it is secretly ......
"Actually, Madara-sama misunderstood, I'm not really doing a fake certificate, I'm just secretly finding out the spy under the guise of a fake certificate, really, I've been doing it for so long, so I took this order, although that guy used a million to corrupt me, but who is my white body?
That's the body!
Coupled with the thought of Madara-sama's teachings, I didn't hesitate at all, and reported it backhanded! ”
"So, I didn't get a fake certificate! I'm not getting a fake certificate, I'm doing something serious! It's protecting the country of grass! ”
The words fell.
All:......
Polusalino: ......
He was silent, as if he had something to say.
But before he could say anything.
Faced with Bai Jue's ontology's explanation, Madara still kicked up without hesitation, "There are so many absolute hits, you are the laziest one I've ever seen!" Still dare to quibble? Make you diligent, let you diligent? Could it be that the old man still made a mistake? ”
"Nope! That's right! ”
Where did he dare to say that he made a mistake?
Bai Jue's body hurriedly smiled and said, "It's right for Madara to fight Xiao Jue!" ”
"That's it! Get the hell out of here! The next time I see you go to apply for a fake certificate, my leg will be broken for you! ”
"Gotcha!"
That's it...... After a brief lesson, Madara ignored the others, and directly carried his hands and went home with the most wasteful one in the entire Bai Jue family.
This time, he just heard that this one was definitely applying for a fake certificate, so he came here on purpose.
As for the rest...... He wasn't interested in anything right now.
And the others......
“……”
Still silent.
Especially Polusalino...... At this moment, he was in a ...... mood But it's quite complicated! m.
Boy!
It turns out that this guy is not only fake, but even fake!
The water in this country of grass is too deep!
After hesitating for a moment, he looked at Teacher Zefa on the side, and sighed, "Teacher Zefa, I ......"
However.
As soon as the words fell.
"Ahem, cough~" Zefa faked coughing twice, patted Porusalino on the shoulder, seemed to understand what he wanted to say, directly interrupted him, and said, "If you are grateful, you don't need to say it, no matter what, you are a student of the old man, how can the old man really care?" Don't think about it so much, don't worry, if you don't do anything, old man...... Will intercede for you. ”
"Nope! Mr. Zefa, I just wanted to ask......" Polusalino paused slightly, "I wonder if I can get my million back?" ”
“?!”
Zefa's face changed, then his face darkened, and he waved his hand without hesitation, "Take it away!" Take! When has it been, and you are still thinking about money? Don't you have a trace of shame about what you do? Hurry up and take it away for the old man! ”
The words fell.
Other navies can't stand it either.
Just as they were about to take their former admiral down.
Suddenly.
"Mr. Takakura~"
I don't know when, a few children from what seemed to be the Shuangcao Kindergarten next door ran over here, grabbed Porusalino's legs and feet, and looked at him with innocent eyes.
"Did you commit something? I was caught! ”
This look.
This is the case.
Polusalino fell silent again.
What did you do?
Undercover?
Can you say this to a child?
But......
You can't tell these little ghosts that their teacher was arrested for a fake certificate!
And just when Polusalino was tangled.
"This old man! This old man! A few little ghosts pulled the black-faced Zefa teacher again, hesitated for a moment, but still said bravely, "Although Takakura-sensei looks like a bad person, he is actually a good person!" ”
"That's right, although Takakura-sensei is still very lazy, he always secretly takes the lead in sleeping when he is exercising! But in fact, he is really a good guy! ”
"And oh, and oh~, although Mr. Takakura still secretly picks his nails in the toilet, is lazy and doesn't work, and teaches us to be lazy when we should be lazy, but others are really good~"
“……”
What an innocent bunch of imps!
Polusalino pretended not to see Zefa-sensei's dangerous expression, and looked at the group of imps in front of him with a dark face, and was about to express his gratitude to this group of imps.
Suddenly.
"No reckless, no reckless!"
The phone bug rings again.
Suddenly.
Everyone also quieted down again, looking at the Yellow Ape General in front of them.
They hadn't answered yet, but they had already guessed who was calling.
At this time......
Who else could there be besides the Great Inspector of the Warring States?
Even Polusalino looked at the phone bug that rang again with a little headache, what did the old man of the Warring States call him to do at this time?
Don't you think he's dying fast enough?
You know, he's been discovered!
But he rubbed his head, sighed, and understood that it was useless for him to hide it now, so he still took out the phone bug and was about to connect.
"It's better for the old man to come!" Teacher Zefa suddenly walked over and glanced at Porusalino with an expressionless face.
And then.
Directly took his phone bug.
And after Polusalino shrugged his shoulders when he saw this scene, he didn't stop it, and just watched indifferently as Teacher Zefa took his phone bug.
Anyway, it's useless to hide it.
At this time.
Everyone fell silent and watched as Mr. Zefa was holding the phone bug.
Even Karp, who was originally a little gloating, frowned at the moment, and at the same time didn't even eat snacks, and looked at the scene in front of him quietly.
And Zefa looked at the phone bug that was still ringing in his hand, and after being silent for a while, he connected it directly.
But before he could speak.
The phone bug, which had transformed into a seagull hat, was the first to utter its own deep voice, "Polusalino, is there something going on over there?" Is it safe now? If it really doesn't work, they will retreat immediately, knowing that the Navy Headquarters can't afford to lose another Navy ...... now."
However.
The words are not finished.
"Polusalino has been arrested!"
A familiar but different voice interrupted him.
Suddenly.
The phone bug wearing the seagull hat was silent, and then reacted quickly, with a serious expression on his face, and said in a low voice, "Ze...... Law? ”
"It's me!" Zefa sighed and said leisurely, "It's been a long time, Sengoku~"
"Looks like Polusalino has been discovered by you!" The Warring States Phone Bug also seemed to understand what was going on at this moment, and after saying it with a solemn face, he sighed again, "I didn't expect it to be discovered so quickly, and it seems that the intelligence ability of the country of grass should not be underestimated!" ”
“……”
"That's it! It seems that the old man is indeed too confident! It didn't seem to see Zefa's silence, and after sighing self-deprecatingly, the Sengoku phone bug looked at Zefa in front of him, "Karp and Kuzan should also be by your side!" It seems that the old man guessed correctly again, what about the others? Is it there too? In that case......"
Then his tone froze.
"The old man has to ask, why did you betray justice and the world government so easily?"
"We have not betrayed justice, we have only ...... You've done it wrong! Warring States~" In the face of the questioning of the Warring States, Zefa didn't care, and after shaking his head with emotion, he said, "Join us!" The world government is not right, they have gone the wrong way, and you can see it in the Navy Headquarters, it has violated its own justice! ”
As soon as the words fell.
Before the gloomy Warring States phone bug could say anything.
A happy voice sounded again, "That's right! Want to come? Warring States~, the snacks here are very delicious, especially your favorite senbei, and the salary is also good~! ”
As soon as the words fell.
The originally gloomy Warring States phone bug's face became even more gloomy at this moment, and he roared without hesitation, "Karp, you bastard!" Have we forgotten our agreement? You should let Lieutenant General Tuanzang arrest you! Damn it, get out of front of my eyes! ”
After scolding him fiercely, he seemed to be in a much more comfortable mood, stared at the front of him again, and took a deep breath.
"Zefa, don't bother thinking about it in vain, as a comrade-in-arms for many years, you know me!"
His tone froze slightly.
"It's impossible for me to betray the World Government, I know what you're saying, but without the World Government, the sea will only get more chaotic, and ...... World government is not as simple as you think! ”
"Perhaps! I've never underestimated the world government, but you...... Sengoku, I still hope you can come! Hearing Sengoku's words, Zefa sighed again and said, "The world government has already taken action against me and Karp, and against the navy, aren't you worried that you will be next?" Come here~, and the crane...... I believe that with us, we will be able to carry the real positive ......"
The words are still not finished.
"Shut up! World government is justice! Sengoku interrupted Zefa's words without hesitation, and continued to say sharply, "Don't say this again, I'm different from you, I will never violate the justice in my heart, and you ...... The world government is not mistaken, you are a bunch of traitors! ”
Speaking of this, his tone also became gloomy.
"My words, you don't have to worry, the world government will not even clean up the old man, the five old stars will also believe in the old man's justice, since you already have your own choice in your heart, then from now on the friendship between us will be ......"
Listening to Sengoku's angry words, Karp and Zefa also fell silent.
In particular, the determination in the Chinese language also made them understand that the Warring States really could not be the same as them.
Merely.
Just as they sighed in silence, waiting for the final words of Sengoku to fall.
Suddenly.
The tone of the Chinese language turned again, and something seemed to have happened over there.
I heard Sengoku roar loudly, "What are you doing here?" Who told you to come in without even knocking on the door? Don't you see that the old man is busy? What about Lieutenant General Danzo? This root is really getting more and more rude, where is this justice? Let Tuan Zang come and see me! ”
Something seems to be going on the other side, and it seems that the root navy ran in for no reason.
Before everyone could figure it out......
Sengoku's voice rang out again, only this time...... It seems to be a little different from the anger just now.
"What? Spy? The old man is a spy? ”
"Who said that? The old man is the chief inspector of the navy, what do you want to do? Damn, let the old man go, otherwise, don't blame the old man for being polite, you are slandering and plotting rebellion! Let Tuan Zang come to see me, that guy actually dares to make a move on the old man? ”
"The old man has made meritorious contributions to the world government, the old man has shed blood for the world government, the old man wants to see the five old stars, the old man wants to see the five old stars! You can't do that to ......."
"No reckless, no reckless~"
The phone bug in his hand was also hung up at this moment.
And the crowd: ......
At this moment, there was silence again.
Even his eyes were full of disbelief as he looked at the phone bug in Mr. Zefa's hand, then blinked again, and turned his head to look at Polusalino on the side.
Merely.
Polusalino: ......
The same silence.
The eyes are also a little complicated.
His superiors ...... Caught too?
Damn it.
What day is it?
Polusalino looked at the phone bug in Mr. Zefa's hand with some concern, and suddenly couldn't help but sigh, "Hey~"
And then.
After hesitating for a moment, he said, "Teacher Zefa......"
It's just that the words are not finished.
Zefa, who was also a little confused, also came back to his senses at this time, and patted Polusalino beside him again.
Thinking that this guy was worried about the Warring States, he said comfortingly, "It seems that you are already aware of the changes in the world government, think about it!" As for Sengoku, don't worry...... The old man will find a way to find out the situation over there, so let's take care of your affairs first. ”
"Hey, that ......" Hearing Teacher Zefa's words, Polusalino was silent for a moment, and said with some complexity, "Actually, I just want to ask if I don't know the million, can I still ask the world government for reimbursement?" ”
The words fell.
Zefa: ......
His face darkened again, then he waved his hand and shouted loudly, "Take it away!" Take! ”
……
And at the same time.
Somewhere in the New World.
An island called Egghead Island......
Dou, who was entrusted with an important task and didn't know what was going on at the Navy Headquarters for the time being, smiled at the short old man who was busy in front of him with an apple lid on his head.
Then he turned his head to look at the row of people lying in front of him in the coffin-like cultivation pod, with his eyes closed, and a pair of black wings behind him, which seemed to look like some of the big people on the sea, but looked like young children.
A hint of solemnity flashed in his eyes.
Then.
The busy old man seemed to have finished his work, clapped his hands, looked at the little ghost in front of him with his eyes closed with some joy, and said excitedly, "It's finally done!" ”
Some people died, but not completely......