Chapter 725: This World Is Not Simple! (Ask for a full order!) )

The palace marshal's house, the study.

Gao Yude's subordinates in the mansion reported that Lin Chong, the head of the forbidden army, asked to see him, and said with a gloomy face at the moment:

"Please!"

Just yesterday, his cousin Gao Lian hurried from Gaotang Prefecture, Gao Yu didn't say anything about being coerced, and let the other party see his situation first.

Gao Lian was originally the same as Gao Yu was also a splash on the street, and then did a grave digging with someone, and by chance got a Tai'a sword and a volume of bamboo slips that recorded the Tao in a Han Dynasty tomb.

When Gao Yu made a fortune, one person attained the Tao, and the chicken dog ascended to heaven, and he also recommended this cousin to be an official.

However, Gao Taiwei also kept an eye on it, he knew that his master, Zhao Ji, who was the official of the dynasty, was obsessed with Taoism, and he was afraid that this uncle and brother would enter the official family in Bianliang, and then his status as an elder brother would be squeezed out, so he simply got this cousin to Gaotang Prefecture to be the prefect.

This time I wrote to ask Gao Lian to come back, not because I thought that Gao Lian was more capable than Lin Lingsu and Xu Zhenren, but that he knew his own affairs, and Gao Yu also knew that he had a bad reputation, so he was afraid that those two real people would not be willing to deal with it casually, so he simply looked for this brother who also knew the Tao to come back and take a look.

In his mind, his own brother is more reliable than outsiders.

However, Gao Yu didn't tell Lin Chong about it, and only let Gao Lian see how he was doing, and he didn't suffer from the evil tricks of others.

Gao Lian checked it for Gao Yu, opened the altar again, worshiped the ancestor, asked for charms, and finally made sure that his brother had no problems.

Seeing that Gao Yu frowned and seemed to disbelieve it, Gao Lian explained:

"Brother Gui is the captain of the dynasty, with a golden seal and a purple ribbon, and he has the luck of the court, the demons and monsters can't get close at all, and the evil spells can't harm him, although the brother can rest assured!"

Gao Lian didn't say anything, if the imperial court was in decline in the last years of the dynasty, that situation would have to be said separately.

However, although the Northern Song Dynasty is not far from the end of the year, it is also the most prosperous time, and it has not yet reached the time of decline, although Gao Lian can't see the luck of the court clearly, but looking at its current situation, it is also believed that with the current situation, there is no possibility that someone can use evil magic to harm the imperial captain.

Gao Yu understood it, but he was not at ease, after all, he had personally experienced the taste of the life and death talisman, how could he be a fraud, and immediately asked:

"Brother Xian, have you ever heard of the life and death talisman?"

Gao Lian shook his head and said: "No, but listening to its name, it should also be a means of Taoist magic, and when I go back to check the classics, I should be able to gain something!" ”

He made a mistake of common sense, and when he heard the name, he thought it was a real charm, but he didn't know that the whole thing had gone astray.

Gao Yu saw that Gao Lian couldn't help, let alone Lin Chong's matter, the province made a mess, in case the life and death charm was true, and Lin Chong would be evil, wouldn't it be asking for hardship.

Let Gao Lian go back first, and if he finds out the details of the life and death talisman, he will write a letter to tell him.

Hua Twelve was waiting in the gatehouse, and someone came to invite him, saying that the captain was in the study to see him.

All the way inside, I saw that although the palace marshal's mansion was dead, there was no change, and he didn't even prepare for it, it seems that this step-son is not as good as his own son after all.

Hua Twelve didn't know that Gao Yu now hated that Yizi to death, after that day, the more he thought about this Yizi, the more he was a scourge, since he accepted him as a son, I don't know how many times he wiped his buttocks, if it wasn't for him this time, how could he annoy Lin Chong and make him change from an honest man to a current killer.

So Gao Yu didn't let anyone prepare a coffin for this Gao Ya that day, and directly asked someone to sweep it with grass, throw it to the mass grave outside the city, and feed it to wild dogs.

When he arrived at the study, Gao Yu had already put on a smiling face, invited Hua Twelve to sit down, asked someone to serve fragrant tea, and waited for the next person to go out, so he said with some humility:

"I have already made a contribution to the head of the sect, and the military department will be rewarded for promotion in a few days!"

Hua Twelve nodded: "I don't know what position it is?" ”

Gao Yu said directly: "There is still a shortage of five-rank dragon forbidden lieutenants in the forbidden army, I don't know if the sect leader is satisfied?" ”

"Dragon Forbidden Lieutenant?"

Hua Twelve was stunned for a while, and it sounded familiar, but did the Song Dynasty have this official position?

He didn't think much about it, but asked, "Can you lead a battalion alone?" Lin Mou, the head of the sect, is tired of doing this kind of idle job, and wants to be a real general with troops, so he asks the captain to help him think of a way! ”

Gao Yu smiled bitterly: "The head of the sect must know that this meal has to be eaten one bite at a time, and you must first become a high-grade military attaché, so that it can be convenient to operate in the future!" ”

Hua Twelve nodded, and recognized the other party's statement: "Then this dragon forbidden lieutenant!" ”

Gao Yu said a little sneeringly: "The antidote to the life and death talisman"

Hua Twelve took out a pill:

"No, that's it, you can eat it to keep you safe for a year!"

Gao Yu hurriedly took it and held it in his hand, but he didn't take it immediately, only said:

"If the head of the sect is fine, I will go back and rest in the next few days, and when the reward is down, it will not be too late to go up again!"

Hua Twelve seemed to smile: "Why didn't the antidote Taiwei take it?" Do you want to wait for Lin to leave, take it to the imperial doctor to study the medicinal properties while the life and death charm has not yet occurred? ”

"No, no, this official has no such intention!"

Gao Yu really thought so, and said that if the hospital could crack the prescription, he would naturally not have to be coerced by this Lin Chong in the future, but he didn't expect to be seen through by the other party, so he had to put the pill in his mouth in front of Hua Twelve, and swallowed it with a sip of tea.

Hua Twelve nodded with satisfaction: "This is not an antidote just now, but another means of coercion, called 'Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill'!" ”

Gao Yu's face darkened, and he turned around and picked his throat, wanting to spit out the pill he had just eaten.

Hua Twelve didn't stop it, and watched the play with a smile while drinking tea.

As a result, Gao Yu vomited out his breakfast, and he didn't see the shadow of the elixir.

At this time, Hua Twelve said leisurely:

"There are three kinds of corpse insects in these three corpse brain pills, and there is nothing wrong with them after taking them, but at noon of the Duanyang Festival every year, if you don't take the antidote to restrain corpse insects in time, the corpse insects will come out of ambush, and once they enter the brain, the person who takes this medicine will act like a ghost, and even his parents and wives will bite and eat it."

Gao Yu: "." I thank you for your eight ancestors.

Hua Twelve asked Gao Yu to order someone to bring a dog in, took out a pill of the Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill, peeled off the medicine shell, and gave it to the dog in front of Gao Taiwei, demonstrating the effect of this pill.

The pill was out of the shell, and it immediately attacked when it entered the dog's belly, and the good dog was like a crazy demon in a blink of an eye, if it weren't for Hua Twelve protecting Gao Yu, he would have been killed on the spot.

Even so, the dog tore a Taishi chair in the study, even though the dog's mouth was pierced by many wooden thorns, and the mouth was full of blood, he refused to stop as if he didn't feel pain, and finally tossed for half an hour, until the corpse worm ate the dog's brain, and the dog bled and died on the spot.

Hua Twelve smiled and said, "See, the pill you eat is the same as the one the dog ates!" ”

Gao Yu looked at the whole body swinging, his legs were not good, and he knelt down slowly:

"Sect Leader Lin spare me!"

Hua Twelve cocked Erlang's legs, smiled and said: "Don't worry, as long as you are obedient and don't play tricks, I will give you an antidote every year to keep you safe, but if you are disobedient, hehe"

Gao Yu hurriedly said: "You must be obedient, you must be obedient!" ”

Hua Twelve then took out another pill and came out: "Eat it!" ”

Gao Yu saw that this pill was different from just now, and understood that this time it should be the antidote to the life and death talisman, so he took it hard, and swallowed it with a bitter face.

Hua Twelve coughed lightly: "What about this, it's called Leopard Fetal Yijin Pill!" ”

“.”

Gao Yu is so aggrieved, listening to this name is not like a life and death talisman antidote, let alone a good thing, he couldn't kneel, sat down on the ground, and asked in a trembling voice:

"What kind of name is it this time?"

Hua Twelve couldn't help but laugh when he saw him like this:

"Taiwei rest assured, this medicine is still a tonic, but there is a strange person who wants to rejuvenate and rejuvenate, and the prescription he practiced by mistake, but the effect of the medicine is not at will, when the drug is attacked, the original physical characteristics can be reversed, this medicine can be taken within one year, it can make people strengthen the body, but if the year expires, the antidote is not taken on time."

Gao Yu felt warm all over his body at this time, and he did have a feeling of taking tonic, Zhihua Twelve's words were not bad, and he heard him talk about the antidote, and hurriedly asked:

"What will happen?"

"It won't be anything, there was once a pair of brothers, one was eight feet tall, tall and thin, the other was more than three feet, short and fat, once because of the sea delay in taking the antidote, in just one month, the height shrunk from eight feet tall to less than three feet of dwarf, the three-foot fat man, was stretched to eight feet, became tall and thin, the two actually came to an exchange, you say how interesting this medicine is!"

Gao Yu cried, he didn't feel interesting, whether it was a tall man pressed into a short man, or a short man pulled out into a tall man, you can imagine what kind of pain he experienced that was worse than death.

He asked in a trembling voice, "What will happen if I delay the antidote?" ”

Hua Twelve said truthfully: "This is unpredictable, if you are lucky, you may really rejuvenate!" ”

"And what about bad luck?"

"It's possible to become a woman!"

Gao Yu: "."

Hua Twelve looked at him with a dead expression on his face, and comforted him with kind words:

"Think of the good in everything, even if you become a woman. At that time, you won't have to worry about having no heirs, you can find a man to give birth to yourself! ”

Gao Yu had a chill, and with tears in the corners of his eyes, he squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying:

"Boss, don't play with me!"

Hua Twelve looked disgusted: "Do you think you are Master Li, what am I doing with you!" ”

As he spoke, he took out another pill and stuffed it into Gao Yu's hand:

"Eat it!"

Gao Yu really cried: "What kind of pill is it this time?" ”

Seeing his cowardice, Hua Twelve said with a smile: "This time it's really the antidote to life and death, hurry up and eat it!" ”

Although Gao Yu couldn't believe it, he didn't dare to disbelieve it, thinking about the left and right steps of the field, no matter how bad it was, he was about to put it in his mouth, but suddenly thought of an important question, and hurriedly asked:

"I heard that there is a saying that the medicinal properties are conflicting, if I even take these medicines, will it make the Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill, or the Leopard Fetus Yijin Pill, attack before?"

Hua XII: "."

He coughed lightly and said with some embarrassment:

"What, I haven't thought about this problem, if it causes medicinal properties, it means that you are unlucky, and you can't complain about the head of this sect, you say, right?"

Gao Yu really wanted to say, 'It's your ancestor,' but he didn't dare, sat on the ground, and cried:

"How's that okay?"

Hua Twelve waved his hand and said: "It's okay, my medical skills are also good, I can disembowel, if the medicinal properties are triggered, I will dissect you before the corpse worm enters your brain, take the corpse worm and sew it up for you, at least I can leave you a whole corpse!" ”

Gao Yu was dumbfounded.

The two waited for more than an hour, and when they saw that Gao Yu was fine, they were relieved.

Hua Twelve stood up:

"It's been an hour, and I don't think there is anything like the opposite of medicine, so you can take the antidote yourself, and I'll go back first!"

After speaking, he arched his hand towards Gao Yu, who looked desperate, and turned to leave.

Gao Yu's tears are dry, and now she really wants to cry without tears.

As soon as Hua Twelve left, Gao Yu kept an eye on it, and did not take the antidote immediately, but called a trusted housekeeper, put the antidote on the table, and said that if he exhaled pain in a while, don't panic, just give him this elixir.

The housekeeper promised again and again to promise to do this well.

The master and servant waited for almost two hours, and Gao Yu's expression gradually distorted:

"Dog thief, dare to deceive me!"

He saw that it had reached the time of the life and death charm three days ago, and this life and death charm had not yet occurred, and it was expected that Dinghua Twelve was lying to him, and he still thought in his heart, no wonder the Tai Hospital, Lin and Xu didn't see the problem, it turned out to be fake.

In this way, what kind of Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill and Leopard Fetal Yijin Pill can't be taken seriously!

Gao Yu picked up the antidote, still on the ground, crushed it with one foot, and then instructed the butler:

"Go and pass on the order of Captain Ben and transfer 500 forbidden troops to arrest it, ah"

Before he finished speaking, his whole body was like ten thousand ants biting, the pain was strange, it was unbearable, and he suddenly fell to the ground and rolled up, and in an instant, even the internal organs seemed to be itchy, and he immediately shouted:

"Medicine, give me medicine!"

The housekeeper panicked: "That pill is broken by you, master."

Gao Yu thought of the stupid thing he had done, and hurriedly crawled on the ground, regardless of whether it was dirty or not, he licked it tremblingly, and sure enough, the antidote went down to his stomach, and the pain and itching gradually weakened, and finally the whole person collapsed on the ground, gasping for breath, and it took a long time to recover.

The housekeeper on the side was already panicking: "Master, do you want to find a doctor?" ”

Gao Yu got up slowly: "No need, you give me the sword on the wall!" ”

After all, the lieutenant is a military attaché, and even in the study, a sword is hung as a decoration.

The housekeeper took off the sword and presented it to Gao Yu, who had just gotten up, who pulled out the sword and stabbed it into the butler's chest, and under the housekeeper's disbelieving eyes, Gao Yu said viciously:

"If you want to blame it, you will be blamed for your bad life, but don't worry, after you go, your family will take good care of you!"

He was like a dog just now when he was seen by this housekeeper, naturally he couldn't leave a living mouth, and after speaking, he drew his sword, and a stream of blood spurted out of the housekeeper's chest, and the person had fallen in a pool of blood, and when he called for the guard, this housekeeper had become Lu Qian's fellow party of the dog thief in Gao Yu's mouth.

Hua Twelve left the palace marshal's mansion here, humming in his mouth, "Today is a good day, everything you want can come true" He knew that the crisis was resolved, and in the future, Gao Yu would be the captain of the court, and it would be completely used by him.

With three layers of insurance, I don't believe that this old thief can escape from the palm of his hand.

The first two times on the street, are in a hurry, did not have time to appreciate the Qingming Dynasty on the river map of Bianliang Fenghua, at this time the mood is very good, on the way back, Hua 12 along the street market all the way to stroll, then see the restaurant tea shop, all kinds of shops row upon row, the market signs are high, the business is prosperous.

In the market, Shinong businessmen, men, women and children, walking, horseback, sedan chairs, shoulder to shoulder, bustling.

With the consistent money given by Lin Niangzi when she came out, she bought rice wine, roast duck, roast rabbit, naan cakes, and brought them back to the vegetable garden.

When he was full of wine and food, he left Luda for the time being, passed through the sour jujube gate, sent his father-in-law home first, and then returned home with Lin Niangzi and Jin'er.

After taking refuge for a few days, the family did not have a good rest in the vegetable garden, Hua Twelve was nothing, but Lin Niangzi felt sorry for her husband, and after she came back, she asked Jin'er to boil water and serve Lin Hua Twelve to bathe and relieve fatigue.

Hua Twelve: Is this good?.This is good!

When bathing, the mist rose, Hua Twelve looked at Zhang Zhenniang's shy and pretty appearance and Nie Xiaoqian's appearance, and couldn't help but think of the last sentence of Ning Caichen's poem., 'Only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals', so everything is logical, he also likes to eat mandarin ducks!

Two days later, Gao Yu sent someone to the Ministry of War to appoint, promoted Lin Chong to the rank of Wupin Dragon Forbidden Lieutenant, and asked him to repair for three days, and then went to the front of the palace to receive the official uniform.

Hua Twelve was lazy at home for two more days, and before he could officially go on a business trip, he waited for a letter.

In the afternoon of this day, someone called the door, Jin'er went to answer, and after a while, Zhang Zhenniang walked in with a letter:

"Official, a letter sent by my uncle from Yangzhou."

"Uncle?"

Hua Twelve was a little confused, he didn't get Lin Chong's memory these days, so he gave up completely, and knocked on the side of Zhang Zhenniang's life experience of Lin Jiaotou, I didn't hear that there was an uncle alive.

When I opened the letter, I saw that it was written in small letters:

"Chong'er is a virtuous nephew, seeing words is like faces"

The handwriting is strong and strong, just in the middle of the show, take the law of high and ancient, quite the style of the Wei and Jin dynasties.

Well, these adjectives are all Hua Twelve's blind thoughts, in short, I feel that this word is beautifully written!

Hua Twelve didn't read the content, and looked at the payment first, it didn't matter if he saw it, he was speechless for a long time in surprise, and suddenly felt that this world was not simple.

I saw that the payment was: "Uncle, Lin Ruhai!" ”

Thanks: 08a, Little Tiger in the Demon World, good test brother for the reward, thank you for the monthly ticket, the brother who recommended the vote, thank you very much.