Chapter 739: It's Coming Home! (Ask for a full order!) )
After listening to Hua Twelve, Gao Yu didn't understand even more: "You have a bad relationship with the third son of the official family, why do the official family still use it for you?" ”
Hua Twelve saw that Gao Yu still didn't understand the words at this point, so he simply broke them and said to him:
"Are you stupid? There are no two days, there are no two masters in the country, and now that the official family is prosperous in the Spring and Autumn Period, I naturally hope that these princes will be honest and peaceful, and they are all fools who stand in line at this time! ”
"If those busy people are in a hurry to stand in line, you see the people in power, such as Cai Jing and Tong Guan, which prince are they close to? Aren't they all around the official family, if they stand in line with a certain prince, even if it is the current prince, they may have already fallen out of favor in front of the official family, where will there be today's scenery! ”
Speaking of this, Hua Twelve suddenly 'huh' and asked suspiciously:
"No, Lao Gao, I just reacted, didn't you stand in line in a hurry like Cai Jing and them, are you pretending to be confused with me?"
Gao Yu was a little distracted when he heard Hua Twelve's words, and his forehead was sweating, and he came back to his senses and said with some fear:
"You have wronged me, I really thought about selling it to the prince, but the prince didn't pay attention to me at all!"
"Later, I spent money to inquire about the prince of the East Palace, and they told me that although I was a lieutenant of the court, my reputation was very bad, and the prince cherished his feathers, and was afraid that he would be too close to me and affect his reputation.
"After that, I will put out this thought and honestly please the officials!"
Hua Twelve couldn't help laughing, until Gao Yu's face was blackened, and then he couldn't hold back his laughter and comforted:
"You also want to open a little, the prince thinks so..., well..., it's really fine!"
As soon as he said this, Gao Yu's face became even darker, how could you be so comforting.
Hua Twelve heard Gao Yu claim to be a lucky minister who played football, and couldn't help but sigh:
"You, you were born eight or nine hundred years early, otherwise in the next generation, with your talent, Ronaldo, Messi, you are not worthy of lifting shoes, the key is that you don't eat sea cucumbers, you can definitely be an international superstar worshiped by hundreds of millions of people!"
Gao Yu often wants to enter the palace to accompany the official's family Zhao Ji to bow, so he often practices in the palace marshal's mansion, Hua Twelve has seen it a few times, that is called a surprise.
Don't say what to dribble, the ball doesn't land on Gao Yu's feet at all, how to play, what buffalo tail in later generations, rainbow is over, in Lao Gao, here are all basic actions, just say shooting, not much bigger than the ball'Merry Eye', Lao Gao can do a hundred steps through Yang, that is like a hidden weapon played by people who practice martial arts, pointing to where to hit.
As far as Lao Gao's footwork is concerned, it is no wonder that he can stand out in front of the emperor, and none of the later stars that Hua Twelve knows can compare.
There is a cross talk joke in later generations, how to say it: Zidane retired, French football has not eased up for 10 years, Cruyff has retired, Dutch football has not eased up for 20 years, Puskas has retired, Hungarian football has not slowed down for 30 years, Gao Yu has retired, and the national football team has not slowed down for a thousand years!
Gao Yu alone has taken up all the luck of Chinese football.
But there is one bad thing, Gao Yu is a corrupt official.
Hua Twelve pondered this question, the ancestor was a corrupt official, and the disciple was a grandson......
Follow the roots!
Hua XII felt that he had discovered a blind spot, as if he had found the truth about something.
Well, thanks to Gao Yu!
After discussing with Gao Yu for a long time, he wanted to enter the military camp and lead the battalion alone, Gao Yu promised to find an opportunity to mention it to the official family, and Hua Twelve gave up.
I made an appointment with Yang Zhi to go out for a drink in the afternoon and introduce him to a friend, so I came out of the palace marshal's mansion to be on duty in the palace.
Now Hua Twelve is a three-rank dragon forbidden lieutenant, a first-class guard in front of the palace, the work is more leisurely, there is no need to be on time, after entering the palace, drinking tea and chatting with a few colleagues, only sitting on a half-day shift, he paid a business trip, and went home to rest.
This work arrangement was so loose that he didn't hesitate to say it, no wonder Song Jiang was able to sneak into the palace alone and get out of the palace without being discovered.
However, as a worker, Hua Twelve feels just two words, oops, it's so fragrant!
Just after noon, Yang Zhi came to the door, Hua Twelve introduced Zhang Zhenniang and Lin Daiyu to him, and the blue-faced beast immediately bowed down and said:
"I've seen my sister-in-law, I've seen the little sister of the Lin family!"
Zhang Zhenniang naturally returned the courtesy, Lin Daiyu is now also a person who practices martial arts, and she has lost the twisted posture of everyone's ladies before, and returned a martial arts etiquette with a red face, which made Hua Twelve laugh when she saw it.
Leaving home and taking Yang Zhi straight to the door of the sour jujube, this time I went to find Luda, first, to introduce Yang Zhi to the other party, and secondly, Hua Twelve recently passed on Zhang Zhenniang's 'Jade Girl Swordsmanship', Lin Daiyu saw it well, and she had to learn weapons.
Hua Twelve pondered to see if he could get Lu Tisha to teach the 'Mad Wand Method'.
The 'crazy wand method' is strong and uncast, pays attention to hard fighting and hard entry without blocking, and the mental method is also extremely simple, summed up in one word, 'vigorously produce miracles'!
Like this kind of fierce martial arts, Hua Twelve felt that this was simply tailor-made for Sister Lin.
I believe that in the future, my distant uncle Lin Ruhai will not know how to thank myself when he sees Sister Lin, who has achieved a lot of learning.
Hua Twelve couldn't help but be happy when he thought about it, and his smile was bright!
When he arrived at the vegetable field of Daxiangguo Temple, Lu Zhishen was drinking with a few apprentices, and when the wine was drunk, he picked up the Zen stick in the courtyard and practiced it.
But seeing the strong wind howling, the Zen staff like a dragon, and the snow falling in the courtyard was swept up by the strong wind, one after another, all the apprentices were taken by his might, and they couldn't take their eyes off it.
Lu Zhishen was dancing happily, and suddenly heard someone outside the courtyard shouting:
"The great monk is so handsome, my divine sword is invincible, I am here to learn!"
Then a figure leaped in from outside the wall.
Yes, it was to jump in upside down, jump more than three feet high, and with a bang, his back fell to the ground.
Lu Zhishen heard that someone was challenged, and his fighting spirit was soaring, and he was about to wait for someone to stand firm, and he started to discuss when he asked clearly, but he didn't expect the other party to lie on the ground, and asked:
"Could it be a ground knife?"
The person who came in was the blue-faced beast Yang Zhi, he was so depressed, what kind of knife, he was pinched by someone and thrown in.
However, after such a shock on the ground, the acupoint was suddenly untied, and an oolong stuin was about to stand up and explain, indicating that he was not here to challenge, but was thrown in.
But the oolong screw has not been used up yet, and he is spinning on his legs under his head and feet, when he hears a loud shout: "Look at the knife!" ”
Lu Zhishen's eyes widened; "Sure enough, it's a knife on the ground, and I eat a Zen stick from the family!"
The sixty-two pounds of water mill Zen staff swept over directly, this Yang Zhi, who was still spinning his legs, was so frightened that his hair rose, his hand was on the ground, and the whole person flew up three feet upside down, dodging the Zen staff at the same time, he pulled out a knife in the air and waved his hand.
Lu Zhishen went empty with a Zen stick, and for Yang Zhi's backhand slashing a knife, he didn't recruit or marry, he exerted force with both hands, and the Zen staff slashed diagonally with a reverse figure.
Yang Zhi felt that the tip of his knife had just hit Lu Zhishen, and the Zen staff of the other people was afraid that he had already slapped him into a pulp, so he immediately gave up the attack, held the knife horizontally in his right hand, and pressed the knife against the blade with his left hand, put the treasure knife across his chest, and ate Lu Zhishen's Zen staff.
I heard it in my deafness, with a loud sound of the bell, under the contact between the Zen staff and the treasure knife, sparks shot everywhere, Yang Zhilian with a knife, and was directly shot seven or eight meters away by Lu Zhishen, before he used a harrier to turn over and fall to the ground.
At this time, the blue-faced beast only felt stuffy in its chest, and its throat and eyes were sweet, this was the rhythm of being shocked out of internal injuries and vomiting blood, and more than that, the joints of both arms were a little sore, and you can imagine how powerful the opponent's blow was.
Although Yang Zhi knew that this was his eldest brother making a fool of himself, but this great monk attacked without asking, and he also had a temper, and as a martial artist, he naturally had the intention of fighting when he saw a master.
Immediately gave up the idea of explanation, suppressed his qi and blood, used a Tibetan knife style, and shouted:
"The great monk is so strong, you have to be careful next, Yang is going to be serious!"
Lu Zhishen grinned: "It's so good, let the Sprinkle family see what it means to be invincible!" ”
As he spoke, he stepped under his feet and rushed forward, and the water mill Zen staff was danced into a storm by him, and the whole person looked like a god descended into the world, and like a mighty King Kong.
With such a might, Yang Zhi did not dare to face the enemy head-on, so he could only avoid his edge, walk lightly with his knife, perform his ancestral knife technique, and go sideways.
One of the two used the method of subduing demons in Buddhism, and the other used the invincible sword technique on the battlefield in the past, and this pair suddenly became inseparable.
Lu Zhishen's apprentices applauded the master at first, but after seeing it, they were attracted by the battle situation, and they were dumbfounded and speechless in shock.
Laugh at!
Yang Zhi finally moved seriously, and a wisp of sword qi swept out.
Lu Zhishen slapped the water mill Zen staff suddenly, and directly scattered the knife qi with a poof, and then the whole person jumped up three feet and condescended, roaring, the muscles and flesh were knotted, and the blood vessels collapsed like a green dragon, holding the end of the Zen staff in both hands near the crescent moon, and slammed the convenience shovel in front of Yang Zhi suddenly.
Yang Zhi was about to roll into it and cut Luda's legs, but a sense of crisis surged over, which suddenly made him change his mind and jumped to the side suddenly, when he heard a bang, and the water mill Zen staff was smashing on the ground.
The sand on the ground burst instantly, and a force rushed straight to the ground, and the location was the dung pit used to water the ground in the vegetable garden.
The vegetable garden was full of Xiang, and one of the people in it was counted as one, Zhang San, Li Si, Liu Er, even Lu Zhishen himself and Yang Zhi could not escape, they all collapsed with a big body of dung, and the smell was unbearable.
When everything was quiet, Hua Twelve pinched his nose, jumped in from behind the low wall, and said with a disgusted face:
"What is this for? How old are you and still playing with dung! ”
Yang Zhi looked at Hua Twelve and couldn't laugh, and said to Lu Zhishen: "This master, he is my eldest brother, I was thrown in by him, the divine sword was invincible or something just now, and he also shouted nonsense, it has nothing to do with me!" ”
It was indeed Hua Twelve's ghost just now, he took Yang Zhi over to find Lu Zhishen to drink, just in time for the great monk to perform martial arts, the two of them watched the excitement outside the courtyard, he moved his mind, and wanted to see what kind of scene the fight between the blue-faced beast and the flower monk was.
Yang Zhi didn't guard against this newly recognized big brother at all, and Hua Twelve easily grabbed the acupuncture points behind his back, and then shouted the name of the invincible divine sword, and directly threw Yang Zhi in.
Later, when he saw that Yang Zhi wanted to explain, he used the vocal skills of the ghost prison yin wind roar to shout the word 'look at the knife', so that Lu Zhishen misunderstood and took the first shot, and finally achieved his desired goal.
Hearing Yang Zhi say this at this time, Hua Twelve immediately said:
"How can that divine sword invincible be a blind shout, your ancestor Yang Lao Linggong, known as the golden knife invincible, you inherit his invincible sword technique, and it is not a lie to say that the divine sword is invincible!"
When Yang Zhi heard that he had moved out of his ancestors, what else could he say, he could only smile bitterly.
Lu Zhishen also reacted at this time, and stepped forward to say twelve words to Hua with tears and laughter; "Brother, what kind of play are you doing, look at my body......"
Hua Twelve pinched his nose and hurriedly retreated: "Senior brother, this 'burst' is what you played on the spot, it has nothing to do with me, you quickly dodge, the smell is too strong, I'll run away if I come over again!" ”
While he was messing around, a monk hurriedly ran to the vegetable garden and shouted inside: "Lu Zhishen, there is a distinguished guest in the temple, and the abbot asked you to take some green vegetables for the winter in the vegetable cellar......"
Before he finished speaking, the person had already entered the courtyard, and when he saw Xiang all over the courtyard, the monk almost didn't vomit.
Lu Zhishen looked at the vegetable cellar, and suddenly his face became bitter: "The vegetable cellar has collapsed, you have dug the vegetables yourself!" ”
But it was just the earth-shattering cane, the big move, actually collapsed the vegetable cellar, at this time the cellar where the winter vegetables were originally stored collapsed into a big pit, don't think about it, the vegetables in the Daxiangguo Temple for the winter must be all finished.
Two hours later, Lu Zhishen, who had already washed, Yang Zhi, who followed the wry smile with the burden, and Hua Twelve, who had a wicked smile, returned to the Lin family's small courtyard, which was the murderous house.
Lu Zhishen was angry when he saw Hua Twelve:
"You are still laughing, I was drunk in Wutai Mountain because of the mountain gate, was driven to the Great Xiangguo Temple to place an order, and finally had a place to stay, let you make this peace, the Great Xiangguo Temple does not want me, what do you say!"
Hua Twelve said directly without hesitation: "I'll raise you!" ”
He smiled and said to Luda: "I didn't tell my senior brother a long time ago, when I was promoted, let you come over to help us, although I don't have real power now, but it's easy to arrange a position for my senior brother, you first work with Yang Zhi in the palace marshal's mansion, and when I lead the troops, you will go to the army to help me, but there is one thing we can say......"
"It's that Gao Yu is now our backer, brother, you bear with your temper, don't kill him!"
Lu Zhishen snorted twice: "I'll try my best!" ”
Hua Twelve went out to buy wine and food, and came back to apologize to the two, and the three of them had a good drink.
Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi don't fight or intersect, they get along very happily, but for Hua Twelve, both of them have the same hatred and hatred, the nose is not the nose, and the face is not the face.
Hua Twelve didn't care, because he remembered the tragic situation of the two of them, so he only wanted to laugh.
Arrange Lu Zhishen to Yang Zhi, Hua Twelve went home to take a look, and suddenly found that something was wrong, and saw Sister Lin, who hadn't cried for a long time, pear blossoms with rain, and Zhang Zhenniang was also a little unhappy.
There seemed to be traces of smashing in the house, so I couldn't help but ask with a calm face, "Can anyone tell me what's going on?" ”
I don't know if I don't ask, but I got even more angry when I asked, Jin'er complained that it was the second master of Rongguo Mansion who came this afternoon, originally to see Cousin Lin, but when she saw Zhang Zhenniang, she was straight-eyed, and she had to pull the latter's hand.
Zhang Zhenniang naturally couldn't let it succeed, and after dodging it, she severely reprimanded a few words, and the second master of the treasure inexplicably had hysteria, not to mention the jade, and made a big fuss at home......