Chapter 8: Gao Laozhuang Ahead
"Xuanzang, that one is dead... Amitabha, why is Wukong wearing the armor he used to be the Demon King and the suit of clothes and hats that were handed to you last time? Why didn't you put it on for him? This is the biggest regret in Guanyin Bodhisattva's heart, and he immediately asked at this moment.
Tang Xuan stroked his bald head, not knowing what excuse to answer, "Uh... That hat is a little ugly, Wukong dislikes it very much, why don't I choose one for him later? ”
Ugly? Abandon? Guanyin was furious.
How dare you guys doubt the level of appreciation in this seat?
kept taking deep breaths to calm down his emotions a little, "You find a way to put that monkey on as soon as possible, all the way west, you represent the image of Buddhism, how can you dress up as a demon king?" ”
"Try your best! He really can't look down on it, and the poor monk can't help it. Tang Xuan said perfunctorily.
The Bodhisattva's brows furrowed again, and he still thought that he was the chief thorn of the former Buddhism? Now he is just a mere mortal, dare to put on an impatient attitude? Are you floating or is the old lady unable to lift the knife?
I really want to slap it over, and I always feel that there is something wrong with this group of people, but I can't say what the problem is.
Anyway, there's a hint of weirdness everywhere.
Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed it in the air, and the invisible force lifted Tang Xuan up, and after testing it again, he was sure that this was Tang Sanzang, who was like a fake, so he slowly put it down.
Feeling that the inexplicable power imprisoned him, Tang Xuan almost subconsciously fought back.
Fortunately, I held back and let her look over and over again.
Wukong pursued for a long time, but did not find any traces of the monster, so he had no choice but to return, and happened to meet the master who was caught by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and when he had an idea, he quietly went around behind him, and shouted in his mouth: "Okay, you black bear monster, you dare to attack my master!" Watch and hit! ”
Guanyin was thinking intently, and he didn't even notice the situation behind him.
Boast! There was a loud bang, and the back of the head was firmly hit and buzzed.
Turning his head in a daze, his hair bun was broken, and the appearance of Guanyin Bodhisattva's cloak was a little terrifying and terrifying.
Tang Xuan and Ji Lie were dumbfounded, and secretly gave Wukong a thumbs up.
Before Guanyin could get angry, Sun Wukong took the first step to show his acting skills, and the two expressions of surprise and apology alternated on his face, "Huh? Actually a bodhisattva? Sorry, sorry! I was just dazzled, I thought it was a monster! ”
"Die! Monkey! Child! You're looking for death! Guanyin gritted his teeth and said fiercely word by word.
Wukong plucked his ears indifferently, "My grandson has a name, don't shout nonsense, and I said that it was because of dazzle just now, why are you so stingy?" ”
Isn't this a model of the wicked suing first? Guanyin Bodhisattva instantly entered the rampage mode, "Splash monkey, this seat will accept you today!" ”
After saying that, he pulled out the willow branch in the jade net bottle in his hand, and when he shook it, the branches extended for dozens of meters like a rattan whip, and the surface was covered with thorns.
Like a giant python, it struck towards Wukong, and the sonic boom kept sounding in the air around him, which seemed to be extraordinary.
Wukong didn't panic at all, and the golden hoop stick danced impenetrable, blocking all the attacks of the willow branches.
"Stop!" Tang Xuan roared, his face was not very good-looking, and a pair of eyes stared at Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Both of them unconsciously stopped fighting, and Goku had to listen because his master had spoken.
Guanyin was inexplicably born some fear in her heart, as if she was being targeted by some kind of fierce beast, creepy, this taste was very uncomfortable, she waved her dizzy head, her black hair fluttered wildly, and she said stiffly: "What qualifications do you have to order this seat?"
"I hope you get out of here immediately, otherwise, I will strike on this westward journey, and you can rearrange your manpower!"
"What a bold man, Tang Sanzang, you dare to threaten this seat?" Guanyin was angry again, one by one, it was simply lawless.
Originally, the monk who thought that the reincarnation of the golden cicada was quite obedient, but he didn't expect that his true nature was exposed at this moment, and he was also unruly.
"You don't believe it? Well, this scripture-learning team is disbanded! Wukong, how about Xiaobai and I go to Huaguo Mountain to seek refuge with you? Tang Xuan smiled disdainfully, it's a big deal to be a happy demon king from now on.
Huaguo Mountain is a blessed land with beautiful scenery, where you can enjoy a leisurely life, and you are more comfortable than the gods in the sky.
You can also pet the little monkey from time to time.
"Okay, okay, my grandson has long wanted to go home and have a look, let's go now?" Goku rolled in the air with excitement and clapped his hands.
"Tang Sanzang, you dare!" Guanyin's face was full of anger, and he pulled his cheek hard, and forced a smile, "Xuanzang, don't be petty, traveling west to learn scriptures is a sign of the prosperity of my Buddhism, how can you say that if you don't go, you won't come?" This is the plan of the Heavenly Dao and the layout of the saints! ”
The subtext is that you don't lose your temper and affect the overall situation, so be careful that the saint will ask you for sin.
Tang Xuan understood, and this was where his scruples lie.
It's okay to keep walking, but you have to cure this stupid Bodhisattva, otherwise you always make a high-minded appearance, and look upset.
"Then you get out of here, I don't want to see you."
Guanyin's face was pale, and he turned around and left without saying a word, secretly vowing never to come again.
And I have to go back to the Buddha and sue him about it.
Wukong descended, picked up the burden full of meat and silver tickets with a golden hoop stick, and asked with a smile on his shoulder: "Then do we still want to learn from the scriptures?" ”
"Nonsense, don't you hear? The gods and Buddhas are looking forward to it, if you don't leave, or a few days, it is guaranteed that a few of us will be wiped out directly, of course, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who indirectly caused this consequence, will definitely not end well, so she coaxed. Tang Xuanti was holding a black tassel gun.
After a few turns, I have to say that this weapon feels pretty good, and the unlucky black bear is quite discerning.
Much stronger than the Zen staff that can only be used as an ornament.
A bold idea suddenly sprung up in my heart.
"Xiaobai, you take this thing, and when you pass through the town later, pawn it."
"Uh... Master, isn't this a token given to you by Buddhism? Ao Lie hurriedly took the Zen staff thrown over, looking puzzled.
Tang Xuan was speechless, the little white dragon was still so honest, and he had followed him for a long time along the way, but he didn't learn any advantages at all, "Token? I'm the best token myself, this thing is flashy, and it can't be used as a weapon, at least it can be exchanged for a big meal if it's sold, can you eat it? ”
“... All right! I'm going to eat. ”
"That's right, man... In this life, what you pay attention to is eating, drinking, and having fun, being chic and debauched, don't wronged yourself. Tang Xuanyu taught his experience earnestly, which was the lifelong pursuit of most spirit animals.
"Master is right, Xiaobai, my grandson thinks that you still need to hone a lot, so that you will be the next monster."
The three of them walked away slowly, leaving only the breeze to convey the sound of joy.
For two days, Tang Xuan's master and apprentice walked for two days and two nights among the barren mountains and mountains before finally seeing a village.
The wolf meat and snake meat have been eaten, and it is just right to buy some chickens, ducks, geese and rabbits from the villagers, which is not bad for money anyway.
After inquiring with the old people who planted crops in the surrounding area, this is the border of Wusi-Tibet, and most of the people in the whole village are surnamed Gao, so it is called Gao Laozhuang.