I walked around for a while and felt the humanistic features of the ancient city.

Tang Xuan came to the inn.

Sha Wujing and Ao Lie looked at the sumptuous dishes on the table, kept swallowing their saliva, and forcibly did not move their chopsticks.

"Why are there only two of you, Bajie?"

"Master, are you back? The second senior brother said that he went out to buy steamed buns. ”

happened to be a little hungry, Tang Xuan pulled over the stool and sat down, picked up the rice bowl, "Eat first, don't wait for him." ”

Now that the master had spoken, the two apprentices were not polite, and under the movements of a few people, the food on the table was quickly swept away, leaving only empty plates piled up in the shape of a hill.

"Master, do you need me to find the second senior brother?" Seeing that Bajie had not yet returned, Wujing was a little worried.

Tang Xuan smiled and waved his hand indifferently: "Leave him alone, I guess that bun is not very serious." ”

Above the Nine Heavens Golden Gate, the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon chair, looked at the two columns of immortals below, and asked majestically: "How long has the Kui Wood Wolf been in the lower realm?" ”

"Your Majesty, thirteen days have passed." Heavenly Court's number one dogleg Tai Bai Xing replied immediately.

The Jade Emperor nodded, and then asked, "Then why hasn't the monkey come to ask for help yet?" ”

"This..."

Tai Bai Xing wanted to speak and stopped, looking hesitant,

Gritting his teeth, he still reported: "Your Majesty, as far as the old minister knows, it seems that the team of scripture learners ... Seems a little quirky. ”

"Oh? If there's anything weird, tell me about it. ”

"A lot of things don't fit as planned." Taibai paused, and the language was rapidly organized in his mind,

continued, "First of all, the little white dragon did not turn into Tang Sanzang's mount, but instead became his disciple, following him all the way.

Secondly, the monkey... Sun Dasheng didn't wear a tight hoop on his head, as if... It seems to have been put on the head of the general of the shutter.

Moreover, the bone demon transformed from the corpse of the Zixia Fairy did not die, but was sent to live in Huaguo Mountain.

In the end, this guy should have defected, and the old minister has been contacted several times, and he... He replied with only one word. ”

The Jade Emperor was expressionless: "What words?" ”

Tai Bai Xing trembled and said, "A... A rolling word! ”

"What a guts! What is he going to do? Betrayal of me? The Jade Emperor slammed it on the desk.

Frightened, all the immortals hurriedly lowered their heads and looked at their toes,

A look of ignoring nothing.

This is the way of being an official recognized by the heavenly court, it is not about oneself, do not meddle with things, and you can be free from immortals.

But there was one exception,

Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, came out of the ranks, bowed to the ground, and shouted in his mouth: "Your Majesty, please let me lead 100,000 heavenly soldiers to suppress the rebel general Rolling Curtain to maintain the face of the Heavenly Realm!" ”

The Jade Emperor glanced at him and ignored him.

Pointing at Tai Bai Xing, he scolded angrily: "You idiot, so many things have happened, you only tell me now? What about Buddhism? Duobao doesn't care about the fat man? ”

"Buddhism... Buddhism also... There have also been some changes. Taibai shuddered.

The Jade Emperor picked up the wine glass on the table and smashed it at him, his face gloomy, "Say!" ”

"Yes, yes, back to Your Majesty, the Buddha Gate Lingji Bodhisattva is missing, Manjushri and Fuxian Bodhisattva are detained by Zhen Yuanzi in Wuzhuang Temple, Guanyin... Guanyin Bodhisattva rebelled, re-became a Cihang Dao person, and the Buddha of the lamp attracted some people, ready to take the opportunity to seize power, it is estimated that the Buddha ... It's already burnt out. ”

......！！！

What's the situation? All the immortals in the hall were stunned, and they all looked at the Tai Bai Xing in disbelief.

Good fellow, Buddhism has suffered such a catastrophe, this can almost be regarded as a crisis of falling apart!

Doesn't it mean that the Journey to the West catastrophe is a sign of the great prosperity of Buddhism? As shown by the way of heaven, can there be falsehood?

The Jade Emperor was also silent, half speechless,

This Nima... Everything is afraid of comparison, compared to the heavenly court, Buddhism is too miserable!

Is the previously agreed plan for the westward journey still complete? Half of the merit that Duobao Fat Man promised afterwards seems to be no fun?

Although I never believed that he would really share half of this nonsense, he would more or less always return some, otherwise the great heavenly court would really eat dry rice!

Now that Buddhism is worried about internal and external troubles, isn't this plan already yellow?

Wouldn't it be equivalent to letting the monkeys make a fuss in the early stage of labor and management?

I say you are an immortal, and you are a fool and a fat man!

The Jade Emperor was extremely unwilling, his eyes were red with anger, and he kicked the desk over.

roared: "King Tota, Nezha, listen to the order!" ”

"Order the two of you to immediately lead the four heavenly kings, the twenty-eight constellations, the nine yao star officials, the twelve yuanchen, the five directions to reveal the truth, and the four values of the gong cao, order the 200,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, go to the lower realm to tie up the Kui wood wolf, and also, catch the dead monkey back! Eating peaches, stealing spiritual treasures, and destroying palaces, these accounts must be settled after all. ”

"Minister, obey!" Li Jing replied excitedly.

Nezha bowed his hand, which can be regarded as a command, and he was very reluctant in his heart, but he was helpless.

The Jade Emperor is the nominal co-master of the Three Realms, and since he has already issued an order, the immortals of the Heavenly Court must obey it.

The sect interceptors hurriedly rushed to the Doumu Yuanchen Hall to find the Holy Mother of Jin Ling to discuss the matter.

Nezha flew out of Nantianmen on Hot Wheels and ran all the way to the mouth of the Guanjiang River.

"Second brother, second brother, something is wrong!"

"What happened? You speak slowly, not in a hurry. Erlang God Yang Jian was playing chess with the Meishan brothers, raised his head and said unhurriedly.

"Heavenly Court is ready to send troops on a large scale to capture the monkeys, and to take that Tang... Jin Chanzi's character will definitely not sit idly by, and this battle may turn the world upside down. ”

When Yang Jian heard this, he frowned, "The Jade Emperor's order? What nerves did he have? ”

Nezha told Tai Bai Xing what he said, 1510.

Yang Jian was stunned, and after a while, he flipped the chessboard, "You return to Heaven first, and send troops with your father, and I will immediately gather my brothers to support." ”

And at this time, Tang Xuan didn't know anything about this,

Sit in the inn and shake the tea leaves in the pot.

The door opened, and a man with a sturdy figure and a handsome face walked in.

He was surprised, "Huh? Master, you're here too! ”

Tang Xuan didn't even look at him, poured tea for himself, and said teasingly: "Bajie, where are the buns you bought?" ”

The man's body spun around, revealing the form of a pig demon, and he kept giggling.

There are still some pale red lip prints on the cheeks, and the smell of rouge on the clothes is strong.

"Have fun! What about money? How many are left? ”

Bajie looked embarrassed, and replied hesitantly: "No... No, I still owe my mother a little, but Master doesn't need to worry, my old pig runs fast, and no one catches up. ”

"What? Are you running out of them all? Tang Xuan only felt that the sky was dizzy and he almost fell down.

The whole big burden of silver tickets was cleaned by Huo Huo.

The realistic version, the journey of starting a business for the teacher is not halfway, and the budget is unfortunately spent halfway?