Chapter 183: One Cup Pour and a Thousand Cups Without Getting Drunk (Ask for a subscription, ask for a monthly pass!) )

Under the gaze of Su Zui's worried gaze, Xu Kai asked Su Zui: "When you sleep at night, if you lie flat, your chest often has a certain sense of pressure, right?" ”

Seeing that Xu Kai was more and more right, Su Zui asked nervously: "Xu Kai, I ...... No big deal, right? ”

Xu Kai smiled and said: "It's not a big deal, your breasts are so big that the straps of your underwear are tightly stuck on your shoulders, and your shoulders and back will feel very sore, and it is also because your breasts are too big, which causes you to suffer from cervical spondylosis and frozen shoulder." ”

“?”

Su Zui's little heart was about to jump to her throat, and as a result, she came to the conclusion that her breasts were too big?

Su Zui was very suspicious, and Xu Kai was teasing her.

But Su drunk has no evidence, because Xu Kai did lead to her problem, and he said her symptoms correctly.

After struggling for a while, Su Zui asked, "Then is there a way to cure or improve my situation?" ”

"If you go to a Western doctor, they will definitely tell you that if your breasts are too big, there will likely be varying degrees of sagging, which will make you lose your symmetrical and slim curvy beauty, resulting in a bloated appearance, affecting aesthetics, and will increase your chances of developing breast cancer after menopause, and the possibility of external pollution will also increase, and most importantly, the bigger it is, the more toxins will accumulate, and these toxins can be transmitted to the child's body through breastfeeding, which will cause harm to the child's brain, body and immune system."

"Then the doctor will recommend that you have breast reduction surgery."

Xu Kai was right.

In fact, every time Su Zui went for a physical examination, the doctor would recommend Su Zui to have breast reduction surgery, and the reason they gave was the set of statements that Xu Kai said.

When the weather is hot, the folds between the breasts and the folds under the chest are prone to skin diseases such as prickly heat and eczema due to long-term dampness, which is miserable.

So much so that Su Zui really moved the idea of going for breast reduction surgery.

It's just that Su Zui has always been reluctant to give up his biggest capital, so he hasn't made up his mind for a long time.

Now, listening to Xu Kai's meaning, he seems to have a way to solve his problems without having to go for breast reduction surgery, Su Zui hurriedly asked, "Then do you have any good solutions?" ”

"I can give you a massage to relieve your cervical spondylosis and frozen shoulder first, but this is only a palliative solution." Xu Kai said.

"What about the root cause?" Su Zui asked.

"I teach you a set of kung fu to strengthen your body and prolong your life, after you practice diligently, your cervical spondylosis and frozen shoulder will be completely cured, and at the same time, your chest will become more and more firm, and then all your troubles caused by too big breasts will disappear." Xu Kai said.

"Is it really that amazing?" Su Zui was a little skeptical.

"You can also choose to have breast reduction surgery." Xu Kai said lightly.

"Uh......"

Su Zui was dumbfounded.

After hesitating for a moment, Su Zui said, "Why don't you ...... Will you give me a massage first? ”

Who would have thought, Xu Kai didn't agree to it, but asked inexplicably: "Take the liberty of asking, do you have a boyfriend?" ”

“?”

"This kid wants to flirt with the old lady?"

"Vision!"

"Look at Linglong, this dead girl, do you dare to say that the old lady is an old woman, the old lady is still very marketable, and her men have taken a fancy to the old lady!"

"Waha......"

Su Zui's heart is not to mention how exciting.

It was not easy to suppress the excitement in his heart, and Su Zui said in a tone of voice: "No, how can people have boyfriends?" Why are you asking this~"

Su Zui's voice was like Huang Ling's, Xu Kai's body shook when he heard it, and he said in his heart: "Fan Linglong's sister is so sassy." ”

Xu Kai hurriedly explained: "It's nothing, I'm just afraid that your boyfriend will misunderstand, after all, if I give you a massage, it will inevitably have some physical contact with you." ”

Su said intoxicatedly: "It's okay, you can treat me as your mother, good son-in-law." ”

But Su drunk said: "Then you should pay attention to it for a while, people are very conservative." ”

Xu Kai couldn't stand it: "Fan Linglong's sister is also Tai Chi." ”

Xu Kai no longer talked nonsense with Su Zui, and directly started massaging her.

What made Xu Kai speechless was that it was probably because she was too comfortable massaging Su Zui, and she would let out strange moans from time to time, as if calling the window.

Xu Kai was convinced.

In order to listen less to this upset voice, Xu Kai hurriedly pressed Su Zui, and then hurriedly taught Su Zui a set of health skills.

After teaching, regardless of whether Su Zui learned it or not, Xu Kai fled and left the Fan family.

Su Zui, who felt that his whole body was relaxed, looked at the direction Xu Kai left, and said with a smile: "This kid has a very good set of medical skills." ”

After speaking, Su Zui came to Fan Linglong's side, and then slapped Fan Linglong's thigh, and at the same time said angrily: "Don't pretend, the person has already left." ”

After hesitating for a moment, Fan Linglong slowly got up, and then sat cross-legged on the sofa.

Su Zui poked Fan Linglong's forehead with his fingers: "You are really out of breath, you are pretending to be drunk, and you want people to take you directly to open a house!" ”

Fan Linglong's face was flushed and said: "Isn't this what you taught me, drink with the person you love, pour one glass, drink a thousand glasses with the person you hate and not get drunk, I love him, of course I pour one glass." ”

"I just said it casually, why did you take it seriously?"

Su Zui said again: "If it weren't for the kindness of people to let you go, your chastity would be gone." ”

"I don't want him to be soft-hearted." Fan Linglong muttered.

Su drunk slapped his forehead: "It's over, you dead girl is really hopeless." ”

Who would have thought, but at this time, Fan Linglong in turn accused Su Zui and said, "I haven't said you yet?" Why do you admit that you are my sister, why do you say that you don't have a boyfriend, and why do you call yourself so silver? ”

When Su Zui heard this, she laughed so much that she couldn't mention how happy she was, and she said with a sigh all over her body: "See if you dare to call your mother and my old woman in the future, now your men think that your mother and I are young and beautiful like a little girl, which fully shows that your mother and I are not old." ”

"Don't change the subject, be honest about the problem." Fan Linglong said in an interrogating tone.

Su Zui shrugged: "I'm not lying, I don't have a boyfriend, I only have a husband, as for why it's called that, first of all, of course, he is comfortable pressing me, and then there is, I also want to help you try him, see how he is, and how much he cares about you." ”

When Fan Linglong heard this, she came to her senses: "Then what are the results of your triing?" ”

Su Zui put away her cynicism and said seriously: "This kid is very, since he entered the door, his eyes have never left the old lady's breasts." ”

Hearing Su Zui say this, Fan Linglong's heart suddenly rose!

Who thinks, Su Zui immediately changed his tone: "However, although this kid is lustful, he is not obscene, not only did he send you back who was "drunk", I seduced him like that, he didn't stretch out his hand to me even once, and he was in good order during the whole massage process." ”

"This shows that he either has a bottom line, or he cares about you very much, or he has a bottom line and cares about you very much."

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