Chapter 210: Brother Yu, He Bullies Children (Ask for Subscription!) Ask for a commuter pass! )

Seeing that Zhu Bing did not shy away from it, he directly coiled on Xu Kai's body.

Everyone was shocked!

As we all know, Zhu Bing has debuted for 8 years and has never filmed an intimate scene with any actor, and his first kiss on the screen is still there.

Who would have thought that this is the kind of Zhu Bing who is so close to Xu Kai in public!

At this moment, everyone decided that the relationship between Xu Kai and Zhu Bing was definitely not so simple.

Teacher He and others thought: "This episode of the show, I'm afraid it's not going to be popular!" ”

The experienced teacher He didn't waste too much time on this obvious matter, he hurriedly said: "Taotao, if you can't win, then I can't help you." ”

Du Taotao lit up his fat: "Come on, my little universe is about to burn." ”

Wu Xixi hurriedly put the two lines prepared by the program team in front of Xu Kai and Du Taotao.

Teacher He: "Let's go." ”

With Teacher He's order, Xu Kai began to take Zhu Bing to do handstands, and Du Taotao also began to do push-ups.

A scene that made everyone jaw-dropping appeared!

Although there is a person wrapped around his body, Xu Kai can still do handstands at an unbelievable frequency.

The key is that Xu Kai's handstand is not only fast, but also very standard - each of Xu Kai's handstands is like being measured with a ruler, and the standard is so standard that no one can find the slightest fault.

Others, and they are athletes, they may not be able to do a handstand with hard work, but Xu Kai can easily do it continuously with a person.

This made everyone who saw this scene shocked Xu Kai's superhuman-like body.

Compared with Du Taotao, this kind of Xu Kai is really similar to Superman bullying children.

Xu Kai quickly memorized the awkward line, and then said, "I'm fine." ”

Hearing Xu Kai's words, Zhu Bing hurriedly got off Xu Kai's body.

As soon as Xu Kai's arms were forced, he directly turned over and stood up, and then walked to Teacher He's side and said, "I know the end of everyone......"

Facts have proved that Xu Kai is not only capable of martial arts, but also literary.

In the case of taking a person to do a handstand, Xu Kai also memorized a large number of awkward lines in less than a minute, and did it word for word.

Du Taotao pretended to cry "woo woo woo ......": "Brother Yu, he bullies children." ”

The next link is to lower the waist over the pole.

Xu Kai took the initiative to say: "This, I won't participate, otherwise, it won't be interesting." ”

Although Xu Kai said that he would not participate, but after everyone was busy and happy, everyone still gave Xu Kai a 30-centimeter ultra-low pole.

As a result, Xu Kai passed easily.

In this regard, the people who have been stimulated too much today are not so shocked.

That is, Xie Dan said, "The waist is really good." ", caused a burst of laughter.

It's time for the last link.

Teacher He: "Hello everyone, welcome to our satisfactory date. ”

Teacher He: "In our Malan Mountain, there are a lot of fairy couples. ”

Wei Jia: "There are also leftover men and women. ”

Teacher He: "So we are going to hold a blind date so that these young men and women in Malanshan can have a chance to make friends." ”

Wei Jia: "That's right, the lonely and uncontrollable leftover men and women, the Malanshan Senior Blind Date Club is waiting for you." ”

Teacher He: "How advanced is it, First of all, I would like to invite our four very handsome single men today to welcome them. ”

Wei Jia: "Please." ”

Accompanied by the energetic music, Xu Kai, Zhang Chen, Tan Xinyi and Du Taotao walked on the stage one after another.

Xu Kai, Zhang Chen, and Tan Xinyi are all in charge of handsomeness, each showing their handsome and chic side, and even Tan Xinyi, who is almost 50 years old, put on a cool move.

And when it comes to Du Taotao, it's purely funny.

Teacher He: "The appearance of the last blind date man proves that the grade of this blind date is still high and low. ”

Wei Jia: "Yes, our clubhouse is also uneven, right? ”

Teacher He: "Of course, our club also invited three female guests with different appearances, but before that, let's listen to the four single princes today, what kind of self-introduction and this dating declaration they have. ”

Wei Jia: "First of all, let's start with the first big brother Xinyi. ”

Tan Xinyi: "Come back with me." ”

Teacher He: "Come back with me?" What are you going to do back? And such a declaration of love? ”

Wei Jia: "I look at Brother Xinyi, I don't want anyone to go back with him, but I want to stay in our Malanshan and be our son-in-law in southern Xiangnan." ”

Teacher He: "We have the next one, brother!" ”

Zhang Chen: "I am me, it is a different color of fireworks, the sky is open, to be the strongest foam, I like me, let the roses bloom a fruit, In the lonely desert, the same blooming naked." ”

Wei Jia: "Wow~ worthy of being my brother, this level, I am a fan, and I will be a brother fan from now on!" ”

Teacher He: "Brother, eternal brother, I will be a fan of you with Wei Jia!" ”

Zhang Chen smiled and nodded at Teacher He and Wei Jia.

Teacher He: "Next, Qing Yun who can be martial arts and literature!" ”

Xu Kai: "In another parallel world

We never met

I may just be a lonely tree

And me

It's a boat that has lost its course

Happy

Such as fireworks short-lived

But

This is not our world

on our planet

The tree will grow taller

The ship will find its course

Time will meet us

Take you and me

Become us

It's just that

Hate time is too short

I want to spend another few decades with you

It's good to have you

Goodbye as ever"

Zhu Bing, who was backstage, was moved to tears when she heard Xu Kai's love poem, although she also knew that Xu Kai's poem was not necessarily written for her, and it was more likely to be deliberately made for the effect of the show, but Zhu Bing still couldn't help crying.

Xie Dan and Wu Xixi saw each other and tacitly glanced at each other.

At the front desk, when it was Du Taotao's turn, Du Taotao said shyly: "Originally, I also prepared a small poem, but after hearing Brother Yu's big poem, I threw my small poem into a group." ”

The director deliberately gave a close-up of the paper ball.

And Wei Jia even trotted over to pick up the paper ball, and then said: "We want to see how bad this little poem you yourself dislike." ”

Du Taotao twisted and unfolded the paper ball, and recited emotionally: "With my solid arms, support the entire harbor of love, let the boat in your heart, play in my heart, oh, sister, I love you." ”

"Why is it obscene?"

"Oh, we regret giving him this chance, it's disgusting."

"I'm really afraid that the female guests backstage will not participate in our blind date conference because they heard Taotao's little poem."

“……”

After laughing and laughing for a while, Mr. He said: "Okay, dear friends, after seeing these four single men of mixed quality, here is a very, very strong dating lineup for us today, come, invite our three blind date female guests to make a shining appearance......

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(End of chapter)