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"On the hour?"

To be honest, I don't like to drink, but I don't really like to hear it.

But Xu Kai knew very clearly that he had to drink today's wine no matter what.

First of all, of course, he has a request for Zhao Laogen, and it is impossible to do anything to sweep Zhao Laogenxing.

Moreover, an old artist like Zhao Laogen, who has a very high status in the circle, is because he can afford Xu Kai, so he invited Xu Kai to his house to drink with Xu Kai, otherwise, Xu Kai may not be able to see Zhao Laogen, let alone sit at a table with Zhao Laogen and drink.

So Xu Kai smiled and said, "Okay, on the hour." ”

"How much can you drink?" Zhao Laogen asked while pouring wine for Xu Kai.

Xu Kai remembered a very classic joke, so he stretched out his left hand and put away his middle finger at the same time.

"What do you mean, you can drink four taels?" Zhao Laogen asked.

"It's a fingerless drink." Xu Kai said with a smile, and then asked Zhao Laogen: "How old are you?" How much can you drink? ”

Xu Kai thought that Zhao Laogen would stretch out a finger and say, "I can drink it all the time." ”

But the result was that Zhao Laogen said: "I won a car by drinking many years ago......"

Here's the thing.

Once Zhao Laogen went to perform somewhere in Qilu, and the organizer entertained him for dinner.

During the meal, the boss of the organizer said that no one had been able to drink him down for so many years.

Zhao Laogen said that he has gone anywhere over the years, and no one has been able to drink him well.

The two of them began to drink.

When drinking, the boss of the organizer said that he had a new car, and said to Zhao Laogen, if you drink down, the performance will be considered a charity performance, and if I drink down, I will give you a new car that has not yet been licensed.

Zhao Laogen agreed.

As a result, Zhao Laogen and the boss of the organizer drank a total of seven bottles of liquor, and then the boss of the organizer went to the hospital after drinking, and Zhao Laogen went to the performance after drinking.

In the end, Che Zhao Laogen drove away, and of course, Zhao Laogen didn't ask for the performance fee.

The two chatted and drank at the same time.

After a while, the two of them drank five bottles of liquor.

Seeing that Xu Kai is really strong in drinking, he doesn't clip shares at all, and since he called, Xu Kai's performance has all satisfied Zhao Laogen, so Zhao Laogen took the initiative to ask Xu Kai: "Brother, what is the matter with me looking for my brother?" ”

Xu Kai immediately hit the snake with the stick: "Big brother, I want to make a "Happy Comedian". ”

"Now, singing shows are flooding TV screens, it's too single, and I think the vitality of singing reality shows has reached its peak, so I want to be a comedy show that survives in the cracks."

"Specifically, I want to create a comedy platform for Chinese comedians, not only sketches, but also cross talk, shapes, and various forms."

"Of course, the main body is still a sketch, after all, in China, the audience still thinks that a sketch is a comedy."

"In addition, for various reasons, the Spring Festival Gala has brought too much confinement to the audience, so I am ready to play things that cannot be played on this stage and subvert the Spring Festival Gala comedy."

"And if I want to do this, I can't do without your support, brother."

After listening to this, Zhao Laogen said noncommittally: "You have also seen Lao Zhang's experience, do you still dare to touch comedy?" ”

"I'm not like him. He doesn't understand, artistic films have a high threshold and high reputation, but the public doesn't buy it; Entertainment films have a low threshold and low reputation, but the public buys it; There is an even more terrible situation that wants to please the public, but also can't put down the artist's shelf, and wants to take care of both ends, but can't take care of either, Director Zhang belongs to this last situation. ”

After touching a glass of wine with Zhao Laogen, Xu Kai continued: "And I know that if you want to succeed in comedy, you must increase the entertainment of the film and reduce the artistry of the film, and pursue the greatest common divisor of exploring the viewing interest of audiences of all ages." ”

Although Zhao Laogen didn't understand what the "greatest common divisor" was, he understood that Xu Kai did understand comedy better than Zhang, and it was indeed easier to succeed than Zhang Mou in doing comedy.

Zhao Laogen took a cup, and then asked: "So, is it fake that you are doing "Happy Comedian", and is it true that you are going to make a comedy movie?" ”

Xu Kai shook his head: "It's all true, these two are complementary and indispensable." ”

Although Xu Kai did not elaborate, Zhao Laogen also understood that Xu Kai was ready to do a good job on the platform of "Happy Comedian" first, and then use the platform of "Happy Comedian" to find the comedian he wanted, and then take these comedians to make comedy movies.

"Since you know comedy so well, why did you make "Ten Mile of Ocean" first, instead of making a comedy movie first?" Zhao Laogen asked.

"Alas, it's hard to put into words."

After taking a sip of wine, Xu Kaicai continued:

"I've been in prison for ten years, and I've wasted ten years of time."

"Not only that, because I have been in prison for ten years, I still have no background and accumulation, no money, no talent, no connections, no resources, no channels, it can be said that I want nothing."

"That leaves me with nothing to do, and I have to do whatever it takes to get off to a difficult start."

Speaking of this, Xu Kai said to Zhao Laogen with some apologies: "I apologize to your brother today with your wine, but this time it was too dark for me." ”

After speaking, Xu Kai drank three glasses in a row.

Zhao Laogen saw it, accompanied a cup, and then said: "Your kid is a little dark, and he almost didn't hammer us old guys to death, but this is also a normal business method, and there is nothing to apologize for." ”

Xu Kai lowered his wine glass, and then said, "I heard that you have a good relationship with Director Zhang, brother?" ”

"Not bad." Zhao Laogen admitted.

"When you have the opportunity, brother, you can help Gu be a peacemaker, and I will set up a table for Director Zhang to make amends, and let's drink some."

Xu Kai said again: "Actually, I really admire Director Zhang, and I don't want to give such a black hand to Director Zhang, but the reality has forced me there." ”

Then, Xu Kai didn't know whether to excuse himself or really feel something, he took a drink to himself, and then said: "Speaking of which, my realm is not enough, otherwise, I can't take fame and fortune so seriously." ”

Zhao Laogen felt and said: "Who can look down on fame and fortune so easily, besides, how old you are, it's too early to talk about the realm." ”

The more Xu Kai and Zhao Laogen chatted, the more speculative they became, and the more they drank, the more they drank.

I don't know if I don't think so, the two drank nine bottles of liquor.

Xu Kai also wanted to go to drink again.

Zhao Laogen stopped Xu Kai: "Nine numbers is good, don't pursue perfection." ”

Of course, this is just Zhao Laogen's excuse.

The real situation is that Zhao Laogen drank well.

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