270, Yanmen, who is not a human being [ask for subscription!] 】
Seeing Tsunade's helpless expression, Matte scratched his head and smiled.
For a while, Maite Dai didn't know what to say, and today was the first time he had such close contact with the high-level of Konoha and the Hokage.
In addition, Tsunade never said what he was going to do with him to the training ground, which caused him to feel a little uneasy in his heart.
Do they want to see my physical skills? No way? My strength is so poor, wouldn't it be okay to send a lower or middle ninja over at will, why bother the four generations to come over in person.
Just as Maite Dai was thinking nonsense, Tsunade suddenly asked, "How old is the child?" What about his mother? ”
"It's been four or five months, and as for his mother...... Because of her weak physique, she gave birth to Kai and died. When Maite Dai first answered, his mood was normal, but when it came to the child's mother, his mood instantly dropped.
Seeing this, Tsunade hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I don't know ......"
Maite Dai kept waving his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, there's no need to apologize, I know that you didn't mean it for the fourth generation." ”
After a pause, Tsunade said again, "Is this kid's name Kai?" Maitkai? ”
Maite Dai nodded frequently: "Yes, yes, yes, it's called Maitkai." ”
Tsunade glanced at Maitkai, who was being held in Maite Dai's arms, and said, "Not a bad name, I believe he will definitely be an excellent ninja in the future." ”
"Hahaha, I hope so, don't be like me again, I don't have any ninjutsu talent." Hearing Tsunade's affirmation, Matt Day scratched his head and laughed heartily.
In this way, the two chatted and came to the seventh exercise ground.
During this time, Tsunade also hugged Maitkai, who was only a few months old.
Don't think that Tsunade doesn't think she can hold a child if she hasn't given birth to a child, in fact, she's familiar with it, not to mention that she hugged a rope tree when she was a child, let's just say that when she learned medical ninjutsu later, she also learned this knowledge.
It can even be said that Tsunade's posture of holding the child is much more standard than that of Maite Dai, the new father.
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"Wow Wow Wow ......"
Maitkai, who had been quiet for a while, suddenly burst into tears again, wondering if it was because he had left Tsunade's arms.
Behold, the children are hungry, and they are all starving.
At this moment, Yanmen finally appeared with a feeding bottle, "I heard the little guy cry again from afar, na, feed him quickly." ”
"Thank you, Lord Yanmen!" Maite Dai was so moved that he was about to cry.
Yanmen waved his hand and asked him to concentrate on feeding the child.
Then Maitdai found a wooden pier and put Maitkai on it, and began to feed.
Tsunade walked up to Yanmen and asked curiously, "Where did you get it, you went there for so long?" ”
Yanmen smiled bitterly, "Teacher Tsunade, I don't have any children in my family, I'll get him for a while, and then I thought that Senior Shuomao had just added a son not long ago, so I had an idea and let them go." ”
Tsunade was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and couldn't help but ask, "The bottle you got back is not milk powder?" ”
Yanmen touched his nose a little embarrassed and said, "Uh, no. ”
Tsunade suddenly cried and laughed, "You're not afraid that Kakashi won't have enough to eat." ”
Yanmen shook his hand indifferently and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'll pinch my fingers, Kakashi and Kai will become good friends in the future, so this milk is nothing." ”
"Uh......" Tsunade was speechless.
Immediately afterwards, Yanmen said very deadly: "It's a pity that Mr. Tsunade, you didn't have a child, otherwise yours would definitely be enough." ”
After saying that, Yanmen regretted it, he covered his mouth and disappeared in an instant.
His front feet had just disappeared, and the place where he had been standing was shattered by a huge force, and the ground collapsed in a large area.
On the other side, who didn't know what was going on, Maite Dai immediately picked up Kai and ran to the side, shouting, "It's not good, enemy attack!" ”
Just halfway through the run, Maite Dai suddenly stopped, and his face changed, "It's not good, the fourth generation is still there!" ”
Looking at the son who was crying in his arms because of the roar just now, Maite Dai hesitated, with his son on one side and Hokage on the other, what should I do?
Just when Maite Dai was extremely entangled, Yanmen's figure reappeared.
At this time, Yanmen didn't dare to get too close to Tsunade, he shouted to Tsunade in the air: "Teacher Tsunade, don't get excited, don't get excited, you have something to say, don't do it!" I was wrong, I know I was wrong! ”
Really, Yanmen didn't know why he wanted to die just now, so he accidentally said what was in his heart.
It feels like ...... Expansion, yes, expansion!
Ever since Yanmen's strength surpassed Tsunade's, he began to swell, and he would die in front of Tsunade once if he had nothing to do.
But every time he died, he was very scared, after all, Tsunade didn't start lightly or heavily, if one was not good, half of his life would be gone, and Yanmen didn't dare to risk himself.
Over there, Tsunade had a dark face and didn't speak, now her heart was ashamed and angry, what did Yanmen say just now, what is it a pity that she didn't have a child, otherwise she must be enough?
Have a baby? Who did she give birth to? She doesn't even have a boyfriend.
Understood, Yanmen must be laughing at me for being single again, this kid's skin is itching again, and I haven't settled the accounts with him the first few times!
Tsunade gritted his teeth and said to Yanmen, who was hiding on the side: "Yanmen, come here, I have something to tell you." ”
"No, Tsunade-sensei, if you have anything to say, you can just say it, I can hear it."
"You don't have to be afraid, I'm not angry, really!"
Yanmen was unmoved, and even couldn't laugh or cry, "Tsunade-sensei, can you not grit your teeth when you lie?" Your cheeks are bulging. Also, when can you release your fist? ”
Not angry? I'm not fooled.
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The conversation between Tsunade and Yanmen, Maite Dai listened to it with a confused expression, he looked left and right, and there was no third person in sight except for Tsunade and Yanmen.
Hey, what about the enemy? Has it been solved?
Maite Dai was secretly frightened, such a fast speed, worthy of Hokage-sama, worthy of Yanmen-sama, I am really still far behind, I thought it was ......
Just as Matt was putting on his brain, the cry in his ear pulled him back to reality, and then he shoved the nipple from the bottle into Kai's mouth.
When he ran away just now, Maite Dai didn't forget to take the bottle with him.
Immediately afterwards, Maite Dai ran over to Tsunade and shouted, "Four generations, have the enemies been solved?" Do you want me to notify the Shadows? ”
Enemy? Where did the enemy come from?
Tsunade was stunned for a moment after hearing this, but soon she reacted, and said with a far-fetched smile: "Dai, you misunderstood, there is no enemy, it was just me and Yanmen joking just now." ”
Maite Dai was dumbfounded, he looked at the messy land, and swallowed, "It's just...... Joke? ”
Well, I've heard for a long time that the four generations are particularly violent, and I thought it was just hearsay, but now it seems that the rumors are true!
Then Maite Dai lowered his head and didn't dare to speak again, for fear that Tsunade would also play a joke with him and be beaten to death, right?
Because of Maite Dai's appearance, Tsunade remembered what was going on, and she slowly released her fist and shouted at Yanmen, "Come here, there is still business to do." ”
"Oooh."
Seeing that Tsunade's expression didn't seem to be fake, Yanmen ran back, but he still kept a certain distance from Tsunade to avoid Tsunade's violent attack!
Tsunade rolled her eyes, and didn't bother with Yanmen, she herself knew that if she had the chance, she would indeed give Yanmen a punch, and now that Yanmen was guarding her like this, she obviously had no chance.
Then Tsunade said, "What now, is it you or me?" ”
Because Yanmen and Tsunade were very strong at the beginning, Tsunade was not ready to let other shinobi make a move, but thought about herself or Yanmen.
However, Yanmen didn't think so, he rolled his eyes, and said with a wicked smile: "I have a candidate." ”
Tsunade was stunned for a moment, and then the corners of her mouth twitched slightly, "The person you are talking about should not be Jilaiya, right?" ”
Yanmen nodded briskly: "Yes, I see that the predecessors of Zilai are idle day by day, so it is better to find something to do for him." ”
"And Jiraiya's predecessors' physical skills are not bad, and his ninjutsu attainments are also high, so it's perfect for him to take action."
Yanmen said with a "sincere" face.
Without waiting for Tsunade to answer, Yanmen said, "That's it, I'll go and bring him over now." ”
After speaking, Yanmen left directly.
Kagura's eyes open.
Soon, Yanmen saw a sneaky figure outside a women's bathhouse on the west side of the village, and he was about to climb onto the roof.
Yanmen stopped suddenly, and then left quietly.
As soon as the camera came, Yanmen returned to the seventh exercise ground, and as soon as he came up, he said righteously: "Teacher Tsunade, I report, someone is peeping at the women's bathhouse!" ”
Tsunade subconsciously said, "Jiraiya? ”
"Yes!"
"Where is he?"
"I'll take you there, but Tsunade-sensei, you'll have to do it in a moment, Maite Dai still needs him to do it here."
At this time, Yanmen is no longer a person, even if the complaint is over, he also plans to take Tsunade over, and when he is done, he will pretend to let Tsunade lightly, and he will not forget to let Jiraiya fight with Maite Dai.
Tsunade looked angry: "Don't talk nonsense, take me over!" ”
"Good, good."
Without saying a word, Yanmen directly grabbed Tsunade's hand, and then ordered Maite Dai not to leave, and then left with Tsunade.
Maite Day was standing on the messy Seventh Exercise Field, a breeze blowing, and he felt a little messy at this point.
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What's the matter?,One will say that let Zilai also fight with him.,Another time it'll say that Zilai is also peeping at the women's bathhouse.,A while people are gone.,It's a mess.。
However, seeing that his son was gulping milk, Maite Dai's mood calmed down again.
Whatever they do, feed your son first.
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The other side.
Jiraiya was lying on the roof and staring at the bathhouse below, his eyes turned into a heart shape, and his mouth kept muttering, "This is good, this is not bad...... Oh my God, this is amazing, suck ......."
Suddenly, he felt a hot nose, as if something was flowing out, and he reached out and wiped it.
Oh, it turned out to be a nosebleed, little meaning.
Then he continued to stare downward, with a pig-like smile on his face.
But the good times didn't last long, and suddenly a familiar shout came, which scared Zilai into a spirit.
"Jiraiya!
! ”
"You dare to peep into the women's bathhouse! You old rascal, die! ”
"No, I'm not voyeurism, I'm taking ...... Ah......h
Before he finished speaking, he was smashed to the ground with a punch, and the wall outside the women's bathhouse collapsed in a large area, and in the midst of smoke, Yanmen saw a lot of white flowers.
Touching his itchy nose, Yanmen didn't know how to complain for a while, Tsunade teacher, people are just peeping by themselves, and you are inviting us to watch it together.
Let's say okay first, this is not what I want to see, you showed it to me.
He said so, but his eyes never left.
At the same time, seeing the suddenly collapsed wall, the people in the bathhouse instantly made a mess, ahhhh
"Tut-tut...... It's exciting. ”
Yanmen nodded frequently.
The screams around her also reached Tsunade's ears, she glanced around, her angry emotions instantly cooled down, and she suddenly realized that she was in trouble, so she didn't dare to stay, and she mentioned the half-dead Jiraiya and opened it directly.
But whatever, let's leave the eucalyptus scene first, she doesn't want to hear news like "the Hokage angrily smashes the women's bathhouse".
Tsunade left, and Yanmen naturally didn't stay, uh, well, mainly because the people inside were almost gone, and there was nothing to see.
In this way, Tsunade dragged Jiraiya all the way to the seventh training ground, and Yanmen followed closely behind.
At this time, don't get too close, so as not to catch fire.
But sometimes it's just that I'm afraid of something, and the Tsunade in front of him suddenly stopped, turned around and asked, "Yanmen, did you see anything you shouldn't see just now?" ”
"No, absolutely not, when the wall collapsed, I turned around as soon as I could, and I didn't see anything." Yanmen shook his head decisively, without hesitating for a second.
Tsunade seemed quite satisfied after hearing this, she nodded and said, "You, very good. ”
But then she added, "You must not learn from yourself in the future, or I will break your legs, well, the one in the middle." ”
Yanmen was full of excitement, instantly clamped his legs and shook his head: "Don't worry, Tsunade sensei, something like that will never happen, I promise!" ”
"Well," Tsunade nodded with satisfaction, adding, "By the way, warn your brother, let him stay away from Jiraiya when he is fine, especially don't learn some bad habits from Jiraiya, if he wants, I can ask Orochimaru to teach him, Jiraiya's words...... Again, contact him less to avoid getting worse. ”
"I, a thousand-armed clan, will never allow such a person to appear!"
Glancing at the half-dead Jiraiya, Yanmen nodded quickly, "Understood, I'll tell him." ”
"Okay, you can treat Jiraiya, I'm angry when I see him now, and I can't wait to punch him again."
“…… Good! ”
Yanmen was also afraid that Tsunade would really kill Jiraiya, so he quickly took Jiraiya from Tsunade.
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