Chapter 2 Then something strange happens
All those who know Wu Ming have a rough impression of him.
"It's not a lot of words, it's a little transparent, but it's a nice person." - This is the impression that many colleagues have of him.
"It's a good young man, as long as you ask him for help, he will definitely help you, but it's a pity that the young man just doesn't like to talk." - This is the impression of the grandmother next door on him.
"Is there such a person?! It seems that there is such a classmate ......? This is the impression of his classmates in the past.
Except for the classmates who don't remember him anymore, the other evaluations of him are basically silent and very good, but if the people who make these comments see the current Wu Ming, I'm afraid their jaws will fall in shock.
Wu Ming, who was happily chatting with the short-haired girl now, was far from the taciturn appearance they knew.
Wu Ming led the short-haired girl through the labyrinthine streets and alleys, while chatting excitedly with the latter, most of the topics were also the brain collision between the two diseases, from the ups and downs of the international situation to the conspiracy theories of the shadow organization that secretly manipulated the development of the world, and then jumped to the sleeping ancient gods and the crazy cultists who tried to wake up the ancient gods, and then turned to the experience of both sides being hunted down by mysterious organizations, and finally how to use artificial intelligence to fight against werewolves and vampires, which are supernatural creatures. Although most of the time the two of them are basically talking about each other, but judging from the results, the two of them are quite happy to talk along the way.
It's just that after chatting all the way, Wu Ming found that the short-haired girl walking side by side was not only a bit of a road idiot, but also a little stupid.
The short-haired girl's name is Elizabeth, although she is a mixed-race child, but she has been living in a third-tier small city in the north of the country since she can remember, according to her, this time she traveled thousands of miles to Yandu because she was hunted down by unknown forces, and then knew the existence of the Lucky Ancient God Office by chance, so she came here to seek refuge in this office, but when she arrived in Yandu, Elizabeth found that it seemed a little difficult for her to walk in a completely unfamiliar city with the note in her hand- Because she got lost as soon as she got out of the train station.
In the four days since she arrived in Yandu, she has been busy looking for this lucky ancient god office, but the result is ......
Anyway, except for today's lucky encounter with Wu Ming, who was idle and ready to help others and lead her way, the first few times she either ran to the wrong city and passers-by had never heard of this address, or she followed the route on the map and got lost all the way from the lot within the second ring road to the edge of the urban economic development zone, and lost her carry-on luggage by the way.
You see, if you follow the map where people draw the route, you can get lost from the area within the second ring road to the edge of the Yandu Economic Development Zone, and by the way, I lost my luggage, not to mention, I also spent a hundred yuan to buy the map with the route drawn from the unscrupulous trader - after looking at the map of Yandu with the route drawn, Wu Ming dared to take his head to guarantee that the map was worth ten yuan at most!
But Elizabeth was like a child who had not been deeply involved in the world, and until now she did not realize that she had actually been cheated out of money by that unscrupulous trader, and even when she mentioned these things, she was even full of gratitude as if she had met some good person.
This made Wu Ming can't help but sigh that this stupid girl is really lucky, fortunately, she just ran into an unscrupulous small trader who was cheated out of a small amount of money, if she met some other criminals who were sold, maybe she would have to help others count the money.
The character is too simple, basically defenseless to others, a road idiot with no sense of direction at all, a stupid girl who is lost, and a little lacking in heart, although there is not much effective information that can be obtained from chatting with Elizabeth, but it is enough to leave a basic impression on Wu Ming.
However, judging from the current situation, Wu Ming found that Elizabeth seemed to be quite interested in his fantasy of secondary two diseases and forcibly blowing the comparison.
Because she is now listening to the plot record of Wu Ming's previous run group (table role-playing game) with relish, the adapted first-person blowing.
"Then we discovered the true purpose of the cultists—they wanted to leave a sign on Earth through a modified chanting technique, and to guide the arrival of some unspeakable evil god wandering the depths of the universe. By the time we arrived at the scene of the ceremony, the invisible projection of the evil god had already shrouded the earth, and the planet with eyes was in the sky looking down on the entire sacrificial ground, and the sacrificial ground and the cultists were also under the gaze of the evil god, and there was a certain degree of heterogeneity......"
"Wow! Is it really the size of a planet? Elizabeth, who had been stunned by Wu Ming, hurriedly took a sip of the ice drink that the former gave her to suppress her shock: "Then how did you get rid of that evil god later?" ”
"Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do to deal with the gods." Wu Ming spread his hands with a smile and continued to talk serious nonsense: "Evil gods are a group of things that are too strong to reason with you, but those cultists are not. It was easy to convince them with both truth and physics, so in the end, the Advent Ritual was terminated in time, and the eyed planet lost its navigation and naturally had no way to further contact with the real world. ”
"Will the evil god ever come back?"
"If there are still cultists who perform rituals, one day they will still notice the earth...... Alright, the event of the evil god's crusade is over, and the place you are looking for is almost there. ”
Along the way, although there will be occasionally a little shade and a breeze blowing from time to time, Wu Ming, who has been in a high temperature environment for a long time, is now beginning to be a little unbearable, and the intense sweating has made the T-shirt on his body sticky to his body, accompanied by the headache and dizziness reaction that gradually appeared with the rise in body temperature, Wu Ming felt that his spirit began to be a little trance.
Compared with Wu Ming, who was half dead in the heat, Elizabeth behind him was like living in different seasons, this silly girl followed Wu Ming all the way for more than twenty minutes, and now not only was her face not red or panting, but she couldn't even see a drop of sweat on her face.
"The place you're looking for is right up front, I hope they don't have an enchantment or anything." Wu Ming, who was sweating like rain, pointed to a six-story unit building outside the alley, and then as if he remembered something, he suddenly turned his head and looked at Elizabeth thoughtfully, and asked, "Then again, you came to Yandu this time, you shouldn't have brought your friends with you, right?" ”
Elizabeth tilted her head and didn't understand why Wu Ming suddenly asked this, but she still answered truthfully: "No, I only brought a suitcase to Yandu, which contained daily necessities, and I lost it......"
Wu Ming turned his head to look at the cramped and narrow alley behind him with an unfathomable (Elizabeth's perspective) smile on his face, his eyes flashed with a wisdom that seemed to have seen through everything (Elizabeth's brain), and pointed to the empty alley behind the two of them.
"Could the person who has been following us here secretly be the one who hunted you down before?"
In fact, Wu Ming has wanted to play like this for a long time,
Elizabeth looked in the direction Wu Ming pointed, but she didn't feel that anyone was there, and there was a very surprised expression on her face: "Has anyone been following us?" How did I not know!? ”
"Don't hide, I know you're there, come out."
In fact, Wu Ming had long wanted to play like this, but no one had ever cooperated with him to play like this. Now seeing Elizabeth so cooperating with his improvisation, he can't help but sigh in his heart that he still understands the second disease. But just when he was about to continue the performance and claim that the other party had been scared away by himself, the figure that slowly walked out of the corner of the alley almost made Wu Ming stare out of his eyes.
It was a petite girl about 1.5 meters tall wearing a black baseball cap, wearing a ponytail and a baseball cap covering most of her face, wearing loose gray trousers and sneakers for easy movement.
The petite girl said in an emotionless robotic tone, "Question." Question: Why did you find me? ”
Wu Ming quietly glanced at Elizabeth, who was like a great enemy beside her, and found that she didn't seem to realize that this was a small accident, although she was a little weak in her heart because of this unexpected situation, Wu Ming, who was smiling on the surface, still played steadily: "Sorry, this is a trade secret, no comment." ”
"You, an ordinary person, a non-target person, have no threat." The petite girl looked Wu Ming up and down, and then turned to Elizabeth beside him: "The target is confirmed." The results of the comparison of the emergency database are complete - the current situation is confirmed: extraordinary beings have taken ordinary people hostage - the exclusion begins! ”
Looking at this way of speaking, Wu Ming understood that the little girl in front of him might also be a secondary disease......
Since it is a secondary two disease, it is easy to deal with .jpg.
It was just a few thoughts, and Wu Ming, who was originally a little weak-hearted, had completely calmed down, and he also had a countermeasure in his heart, but before he could speak, the petite girl on the opposite side turned into a black shadow and rushed to Elizabeth!
Boom!
A muffled sound came, Elizabeth's right hand firmly caught the petite girl's fist and then jerked it back, and then her right hand hit the latter's face with a straight punch along the recovered force, but it was avoided by the petite girl's short body perfectly exerted her body advantage, and at the same time Elizabeth's punch missed and knocked her baseball cap away, she suddenly opened her arms and dragged two long sleeves to hug Elizabeth, and used a brute force to push her out of the alley.
"Warning, the supernatural beings have been confined and ordinary people leave as soon as possible!"
"It's okay! No need to help, I can solve her alone! ”
All of this happened in a flash of light, it was only a second or two from the petite girl's sudden attack to knocking Elizabeth out, Wu Ming didn't expect the former to suddenly make a move, and when he came back to his senses and chased out of the alley and wanted to pull away the two bear children who started to fight without saying a word, Elizabeth had already mingled with the petite girl.
Physically mingle.
Because of the constraints of space in the cramped and narrow alleys, Elizabeth and the petite girl seemed a little constrained in their first confrontation, which did not give Wu Ming much shock, but now that there is no terrain restrictions, the scene after the two completely let go of their hands and feet to fight has refreshed Wu Ming's cognition.
There are no moves, no skills, and no rules to speak of, Elizabeth and the petite girl use the simplest fists and kicks to attack, but the crackling sound of the air explosion, the ripples visible to the naked eye when the fists and feet hit each other, and the speed so fast that people can only see the afterimages of the fists and feet, all show Wu Ming that the battle between them is not ordinary.
Thinking about the experience she had mentioned when she was hunted down and killed when she was talking and laughing with Elizabeth before, well, it seems that most of that was true now. Wu Ming felt that he might have a big deal in the future—if he could have a future after the two of them were finished.
This evenly matched stalemate did not last long, and the petite girl who could not quickly take down the opponent gradually fell into disadvantage, and then Elizabeth skillfully grabbed the flaw and kicked her in the stomach, and the whole person flew out upside down like an arrow from the string, crashed open the dilapidated iron fence door of the unit building in the distance, and fell into the corridor to stir up a puff of smoke and dust.
Wu Ming was already in a cold sweat - if it was himself who took Elizabeth's kick, it is estimated that he could only hope for the tenacious vitality of human beings and the development of modern medicine.
Elizabeth jumped all the way to Wu Ming, who was already stunned: "Look-I said I'm okay alone!" In the past, those coggers were also solved by me one by one like this! ”
"Solved?" Wu Ming didn't know what kind of wind his brain was smoking, so he subconsciously replied: "Don't you know the law that smoke doesn't hurt?" ”
Elizabeth looked inexplicable: "What is the law of smoke and no injury?" ”
Wu Ming began to hate himself a little bit for his habit of liking a serious nonsense, although the petite girl came for Elizabeth, but it was hard to guarantee that the two superwomen would not affect him when they fought, at this time, I don't know how to hurry up and run, why can't I control my mouth and run the train here with my mouth full? I want to think about it, but since this ratio has been pretended, the strong desire to survive makes Wu Ming just slap his swollen face and continue to pretend.
Wu Ming couldn't be sure, if this stupid girl found out that she had been fooled, would she kick herself all the way to the next twenty meters......
"If you give the enemy a fatal blow, but the other party falls into the smoke and dust and can't accurately observe the physiological state, then most of them don't have any, and they can even appear in front of you alive and lie to you, 'How is it possible?!'."
After speaking, Wu Ming looked at the smoke-filled unit building with a solemn face (because he was afraid that the petite girl was really fine) and said no more, and at the same time secretly prayed in his heart, he did not seem to be fake guard and solemn.
"Warning: Transcendent creatures, give up resistance, or lethal weapons will be used in accordance with containment regulations."
The sound coming from the smoke-filled corridor seemed to confirm the authenticity of Wu Ming's nonsense just now, which made Elizabeth's eyes when she looked at Wu Ming suddenly turn from half-believing to extremely adoring, and the latter also wailed in her heart.
- It's over, it's all over, it's all because of this crow's mouth!