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"Young, what a coincidence, Your Excellency Onoki, are you also out shopping?"
Yanmen was like a passerby, suddenly appeared in front of Onoki and greeted him innocently.
Onoki: "......"
What about the clever nm! Is it a fool to be an old man! Bastard!
Onoki was full of black lines, and he couldn't help but want to scold his mother, but the one in front of him was not interested in scolding, and he didn't bring any money when he went out this time.
In the next second, Onoki said with a smile: "I thought it was who, it turned out to be the famous ninja god, and it was really a coincidence." ”
"Aren't you busy now, how can you have time to go out and hang out? You can't be staring at me, right? Onoki was curious at first, and then said with a look of surprise.
What to pack, old thing!
Yanmen smiled disdainfully, slandered in his heart, and then said: "Busy is indeed quite busy, but this is not busy, the combination of work and rest can improve work efficiency, this, I think Your Excellency Onoki should study hard with me, after all, you are old, in case you suddenly ...... Hahaha, huh? ”
The smile on Onoki's face instantly converged, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and his face stiffened.
Damn imp!
Curse whom?
The old man's health is very good! I may not die if you die!
Glancing at Onoki's face, Yanmen chuckled in his heart and continued, "As for whether he came to stare at you...... Your Excellency Tsuchikage really misunderstood, it's a complete coincidence, and I didn't expect to run into you. ”
Onoki: "That's ......"
"But since I met, it's fate, since it's fate, then next, I'll take you around, where do you want to go, just tell me, I'm very familiar here!"
Yanmen's next sentence directly blocked Onoki's words.
"Hehe," Ohno said with a smile on his face, "In that case, then I'll trouble Your Excellency." ”
Yanmen smiled and nodded again and again: "It's easy to say." ”
Immediately, Yanmen took Onoki and his party to wander around the village.
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At the same time, Yanmen's wooden clone also went straight to the three generations of Lei Ying, and the routine was very similar, and in the end, he also incarnated as a "tour guide", leading a group of cloud ninjas around the village.
There is also a Hanzo, who was directly blocked in the hotel by the wooden clone.
"Hanzo, I heard you want to knock on our Konoha bamboo pole? It's not a small amount of courage, do you think you have the strength to challenge us Konoha? As soon as the wooden clone came up, he looked at Hanzo with a smile and a groan, and looked at the other party with a straight hair.
For Hanzo, Yanmen didn't plan to give him a good face, and even wanted to drive him out of the village immediately, leaving this guy in the village, it was too dangerous, a poison!
The poison on Hanzo's body, even if it leaks a little, ordinary people can't bear it and will die on the spot, so the ninja can hold on for a while, but it will also be life-threatening for a long time.
Such a dangerous guy, he really shouldn't be allowed to come, let him enter the village!
At the same time, this is also the main reason why Yanmen blocked Hanzo in the hotel and did not let him out.
Hearing Yanmen's words, Hanzo's face became stiff, and he couldn't help but feel a little angry in his heart, his breathing became a little heavier, and the gas mask he was wearing on his face moved.
Yanmen frowned and said, "Hanzo, if you dare to leak a trace of poisonous gas, you will die, I said!" ”
Hanzang's breath stagnated, and he said angrily: "Bo Feng Yanmen, don't deceive people too much!" You think I'm afraid of you!? ”
Yan Men's face was expressionless, and he said in a quiet tone: "Are you afraid of me, I don't care, I don't care, I'll just say it once, if you dare to release a trace of poisonous gas here, you will definitely die." ”
"If you don't believe it...... You can try and see if I can take your life!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the surrounding temperature instantly dropped a few points, and the chill was overwhelming!
Murderous intent surrounds and rises to the sky!
Look at each other, the atmosphere is stagnant!
Hanzo had a heart attack, but in the end he forcibly resisted the impulse.
I can't do it, this is Konoha's base camp, and once I do it, I don't have any chance of winning.
Moreover, the Wind Flame Gate defeated three generations of Wind Shadow, three generations of Water Shadow, three generations of Earth Shadow, and three generations of Thunder Shadow in a row, and captured several tailed orc pillar forces, all kinds of achievements show that the other party is really powerful.
Although he hasn't fought yet, he can already feel the danger from the other party, extreme danger!
Once he fights, even if he doesn't die, I'm afraid he will be seriously injured, so he can't do it.
At this moment, Hanzo's eyes were uncertain, and countless thoughts flashed in his mind, and they were all vetoed by him one by one.
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Soon, Hanzo suppressed the anger in his heart, his attitude was still a little tough, and he said in a muffled voice: "There is no need for you to threaten the old man, the old man is free to measure!" ”
Hanzo Dingyanmen didn't dare to do anything to him in the village, so he had nothing to fear.
Yanmen's eyes moved slightly, although Hanzo still looked very tough, but he knew that the other party had actually softened, but for the sake of face, he had to pretend to be forced.
Soft, but not completely.
Thinking of this, Yanmen immediately smiled and said: "Heh, it's good to be measured, then for the next time, please stay in the room and don't move around at will." ”
"Humph! It seems that the old man is very rare! If it weren't for your Konoha rebellion, the old man wouldn't want to come! ”
Yanmen took care of himself and sat down, and then said with a smile: "Why are you so angry, no matter how dissatisfied you are, you have the ability to go to Tuan Zang and let him give you an explanation." ”
"If he can give you an explanation, hehe......"
Ever since he killed Tuan Zang, Yanmen's mood has always been very good, even when he mentions Tuan Zang, he is happy.
On the other side, Hanzo's face was ugly, in stark contrast to Yanmen's face.
Looking for Danzo? Where can I find it? Aren't people dead!?
Got it, to put it mildly, you still want me to die!
"Why, it's clear that you Konoha made an agreement with us, and now you're ready to push it all on the head of a dead man? Ready to die without proof? ”
Hanzo looked at Yanmen coldly and said, "I'm afraid it's not okay to spread this?" And, once Sha Yin knows about this, what do you think they will think? How? You're an ally! ”
"Sha Yin must not have imagined that his allies would actually provide information and supplies to others, in order to let others contain them and prevent them from interfering in the Third Ninja World War."
"First form an alliance with Sha Yin, and then let us Yu Yin contain Sha Yin, and after the matter is completed, we are ready to repay the debt, your abacus is really loud."
"Tsk, two sides and three knives, you Konoha are really good allies! If you do this, who will dare to cooperate with you and form an alliance with you in the future? ”
“……”
Yanmen looked at Hanzo in surprise, looked up and down, and wondered in his heart, was this guy suddenly possessed by something, why did he suddenly become so eloquent, and almost persuaded me.
Well, maybe Hanzo himself is particularly eloquent, but he's just used to using his hands, and now he meets someone who can't do it, so he's starting to play tricks.
Immediately, Yanmen opened his mouth and asked, "Hanzo, don't you think you won't say it." Can't you guess it? Sha Yin is not stupid, and the other villages are not stupid, you don't need to say it at all, they can guess the same. But so what, don't you think they're still here to take the joint shinobi exam we hold now? ”
"It's useless for you to threaten us with this."
“……”
Hanzo was silent for a long time, speechless!
But in the next second, Yanmen continued: "It's not ......"
"But what?"
Seeing that things seemed to be taking a turn for the better, Hanzo hurriedly asked.
In fact, not only is Shayin poor, but Yuyin is poorer than Shayin!
No matter how poor Shayin is, there are rich mineral resources, but what does Yuyin have?
Well, there is water hidden in the rain, and there may not be anything else, but the water pipe is enough!
But what's the use, and no one buys water from them, so in the end they are still poor, extremely poor!
If it weren't for his poverty, he would have agreed to cooperate with Konoha to contain Sha Yin? He was guilty of running over and demanding compensation in person? It's not poor yet.
Yanmen didn't hang Hanzang, and said directly: "If you want compensation, it's not impossible, but there are conditions." Well, you don't care about the conditions for the time being, I'll need to consult the Hokage on the specific matters before I can make a decision. ”
"But if you really want compensation, then be mentally prepared."
"Conditional ......"
After listening, Hanzo fell into deep thought and didn't speak for a long time.
Yanmen didn't urge, and waited quietly.
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On the other side, Orochimaru was also staring at Wan Golem and Goji Lost Position, but he was not as swaggering as Yanmen, but hiding in the dark and silently monitoring Wan Golem and Goji Lost Position.
At the same time, Wan Golem and Goji Lost Position could both feel that someone was snooping on them in the dark, but they didn't expose it, but pretended not to know anything.
It's normal to think about it, but if it's them, if there are people from other villages hanging out in their own villages, they will also send people to keep an eye on them.
Just keep an eye on it, as long as it doesn't hinder them.
So, Wan Golem, Goji Lost Position, Onoki, and Lei Ying Ai, the four of them took their men to hang out in Konoha until the evening.
During this period, they also encountered it, Wan Golem and Goji Orange lost their positions, and when Onoki and Lei Ying Ai met, it was called a gunpowder smell.
If it weren't for the fact that they were in Konoha and had Yanmen as their companion, they would probably have dried up directly.
In the end, the two parties put a few cruel words without smiling, and then passed by, and no one meant to say more.
Not only because of the new feud, but also because there is a storm next to it.
There are people from Konoha present, what to talk about? Talk about how to let go of hatred and how to join forces to deal with Konoha?
“…… What is Yanmen doing, isn't it surveillance? How did he ......"
Orochimaru, who was hiding in the shadows, was speechless when he saw Yanmen, who was swaggering with Onoki and Thunder Shadow Ai.
You call this surveillance?
You're a sight-seeer!
Poisonous!
Look at the leisurely Yanmen, and then look at yourself who is carefully hidden.
Orochimaru suddenly felt tired, let's destroy.
At the same time, Yanmen is also facing Onoki's questioning.
"Your Excellency, you said that you met us by chance, could it be...... You and that reckless man of Thunder Shadow also met by chance? And it's also a shadow clone, so it's too coincidental, right? ”
Onoki seized the opportunity to be a soul torture.
But it was obvious that he had picked the wrong object, only to see Yanmen suddenly stretch out a finger and shake it: "First of all, I want to correct it, it is not a shadow clone, but a wooden clone." ”
Onoki: "......"
"Secondly, you're right, I did meet with Thunder Shadow by chance, oh no, I should say that my doppelganger and Thunder Shadow had a chance encounter, and it had nothing to do with me."
"Finally, on the question of doppelgangers, who stipulated that doppelgangers can't go shopping? I just like to get a few doppelgangers out and let them go shopping, what, can't you? ”
Yanmen is serious nonsense.
Onoki: "......"
Yes! You kid wins!
Onoki glared at Yanmen, then withdrew his gaze and said no more.
Yanmen looked up at the sky and said, "Your Excellency Tsuchikage, it's getting dark, do you still want to go shopping?" Why don't you go back to the hotel and take a bubble bath and get rid of the rustic atmosphere on your body? ”
"Rustic?" Onoki was slightly stunned, and then said angrily: "You mean that we Iwakuin is very earthy? Disgusted with the smell of our bodies? ”
“…… Your Excellency Tsuchikage, I give you full marks for your comprehension, but the rustic atmosphere I am talking about is different from the rustic atmosphere you understand. Yanmen explained tiredly.
"Alas, forget it, I won't say it, you can go shopping for as long as you like, I'll accompany you."
"Humph! The old man is no longer shopping! Get back! ”
There's a fart follower.,There's nothing to shop about.,If you want to make a little move, you can't escape the other party's eyes.,It's not interesting.。
Yanmen's eyes lit up, "Go back?" That's great, let's go, I'll get you guys back to work. ”
However, Onoki sneered: "Get off work? I don't think so, you don't have to stare at us at night? ”
"I don't understand what you're saying, it's a guest, why am I staring at you old man, and you see, this time you Yanyin are all a bunch of rough men, and it's you who can't be seen to talk about, so I don't have the spare time to stare at you."
While Yanmen denied it, he also despised Onoki and his party.
After speaking, Yanmen felt several pairs of eyes with murderous intent.
Yanmen smiled, if his eyes could kill, then he would have been cut by a thousand knives by now.
Afterwards, Yanmen accompanied Onoki and his party back to the hotel where they were staying, and watched them go in before turning around and leaving.
What Onoki said just now was right, Yanmen was indeed going to keep an eye on them tonight.
Not only tonight, but every day for the next day will have to be watched, maybe occasionally replaced, but most of the time it must be Yanmen staring.
If you let other people watch, there is a good chance that something will happen, such as a wind in a certain Shippuden......
During the day, Onoki and the others may not dare to do it, but at night, it is difficult to say, with the strength of Onoki and them, it is not difficult to quickly solve one or two Shangnin, especially the three generations of Thunder Shadow, once he starts, he can do it quietly.
Therefore, in order to avoid accidents, most of the time it is still necessary for Yanmen to keep an eye on it personally, or take turns to watch it with Orochimaru.
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