"Hello, I am the director of the Lucky Ancient God Office, now our firm is short of some manpower due to business development, as long as you are willing to sign a contract to follow the firm, you can choose the position of management when the firm grows and grows in the future!"

At first, Wu Ming was stunned when the puppet girl suddenly attacked Elizabeth, and then Wu Ming was also confused when he found out that the puppet girl was actually a plastic villain, and then Wu Ming was still confused when he killed Elizabeth and the puppet girl halfway, and finally when the creature who knew how it crossed over from the magical girl world appeared in front of him, and when he opened his mouth to speak human words, Wu Ming showed great calmness and acceptance- Because the three views he has established for more than 20 years have finally been shattered, and he has completely given up thinking about rationality.

Wu Ming naturally knows this creature, or he knows the image of this creature, and the meaning behind this image.

Incubator, incubator, also known as Kewpie, a character in the famous depressive magical girl animation, an alien intelligent creature, omnivorous recipes including but not limited to bread, biscuits, sandwiches and various snacks and their own corpses, often haunt the side of 12 to 14-year-old girls and use malicious selling and other means to deceive their trust, using 'can fulfill your wishes' as a bait to trick girls into signing black-hearted magic contracts, and finally squeeze out all the use value of girls.

So any suggestion made by this creature, anything he said, Wu Ming couldn't believe it with a punctuation mark: "I don't dare to sign this contract just because of your infamous big foolish image." Who knows if I'm going to be forced to put on women's clothes and be a magical girl......"

"Do you mean how I look now?" Cupy seemed to understand what Wu Ming was afraid of, tilted his head and explained to him: "Don't accidentally show these details, my image will change subtly according to different people's perceptions. Of course, if you don't like it, I can change the skin to deal with you. Just wait a little longer......"

Speaking of Kewpie, it was like a distorted image of signal interference, and with a large number of interference lines and snowflakes suddenly appearing on its body, its existence in the real world seemed to become illusory and unstable, but this vision only lasted less than a second before returning to normal, and the Kewpie who was squatting on the ground also disappeared, replaced by a black-haired woman wearing a black trench coat with a standing collar like a robe, with a frivolous temperament and a big grin.

"Yo Roar, it should be easier to accept this kind of interactive interface to communicate with you, right?"

The strange creatures that originally looked like they had traveled from the world of magical girls had completed their leap evolution from other species to humanoids in just a few seconds, but Wu Ming felt that this black-haired woman might have made some deviations when she evolved into a human form: "If you turn into a normal human body from the waist down, instead of a mass of pixels that are randomly changing colors, it will be much easier to accept your new image......"

"I said don't care about these details, it's good that the randomly selected skin hasn't been fully loaded with data for a while, and this is not a place to talk, let's change positions and talk ...... first."

The black-haired woman didn't care about the fact that half of her body was a mosaic and snapped her fingers slightly, and the deep and infinite darkness began to spread to the entire world around her as the center, and the spreading darkness silently devoured the puppet girl and Elizabeth, swallowed the earth under Wu Ming's feet, and also swallowed the surrounding buildings and sky, day turned into night, the earth turned into nothing, and there was nothing Wu Ming was familiar with in his field of vision. He was the only one left, and the grinning black-haired woman stood in the endless depths of the depths.

Clusters of light from the distant past were imprinted in Wu Ming's field of vision against the background of the deep sky, they were like candles that were lit one after another, one after another small points of light appeared in the deep sky, and the stars were more and more light, and gradually converged into a dazzling and spectacular starlight river in the lifeless deep sky behind the black-haired woman.

Wu Ming looked at the black-haired woman and was stunned for a long time before he spoke: "This is the universe...... Starry sky? ”

Wu Ming was fortunate to have seen the starry sky once, as a child born in the modern steel forest, in the city with increasing light pollution and air pollution, there are not many opportunities to see the stars, and the possibility of being able to see the starry sky intuitively like this is even more rare, if you want to look up at the starry sky, it is estimated that you can only watch the starry sky projection in the 4D theater of the planetarium, or order a British restaurant called 'Looking Up at the Starry Sky'.

"Well, every bit of light represents a star, and their light released from tens of millions of years ago has traveled countless years, and has crossed the long river of time to converge into the starry sky in your eyes today." The black-haired woman obviously liked Wu Ming's reaction, she brushed the hair around her ear and began to introduce herself again: "Hello, I am the director of the Lucky Ancient God Office, so you can just call me the director, don't ask the name, you can't understand what I said, and if you understand, you'll probably go crazy, even if you're not crazy, you can't call my name with the human race's vocal organs and tongue." Now our firm is temporarily short of some manpower due to business development, I didn't expect to be bumped into by you, as long as you sign the contract now and follow the firm, you can choose the position of the management when the firm grows and grows! ”

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched: "You lied to the ghost!" How could such a good thing happen to me?! ”

The director slapped her thigh (by this time her body below the waist had been loaded): "Doesn't this show that you are lucky!" I see that you are full of heaven, your bones are amazed and your face is full of red light, I know that you must be the chosen one with great luck and great opportunities, so you will win the lottery, and I will draw you to come to our firm to do a great career! ”

"I believe you're a ghost! It's hot with a red face! ”

"Don't be in a hurry to refuse, it's not too late to make a decision after understanding." The director also seemed to have had enough fun, and waved his hand: "Where to start, ah, since you are involved in this incident because of Elizabeth, let's start with her." You should know, right? The root cause of Elizabeth's run to Yandu. ”

Wu Ming nodded and said: "In the casual conversation before, she mentioned that she had been attacked by unknown forces, and she knew about the existence of the firm by 'accident', so she packed up and ran over to seek refuge. ”

Wu Ming deliberately emphasized the word 'accidental', after the three views were shattered and completely accepted that there were still so many magical settings hidden in the world, he began to feel that Elizabeth's coming to Yandu itself was very suspicious, although Elizabeth did not explicitly say how she learned about the firm by chance, but from the information and current situation obtained from chatting with Elizabeth before, if the cause is deduced, Wu Ming can easily find that there are traces of artificial impetus behind her coming to Yandu.

Elizabeth can be said to have come to Yandu with almost no knowledge of the firm, which is obviously very unreasonable behavior for a person who is often attacked by unknown forces. Unless she was really stupid enough to be fooled by someone else to come to Yandu with a word, Wu Ming preferred to believe that when there was no other better alternative, someone 'justly' informed her of the existence of the firm, and Elizabeth would choose to travel all the way to Yandu to seek refuge in this suspicious firm.

Wu Ming even began to maliciously speculate that even the group that attacked Elizabeth might be the "nursery" hired by the Lucky Ancient God Office to achieve the purpose, and self-directed and acted to block Elizabeth's other alternatives (if any), forcing her to come to Yandu to seek refuge.

The director seemed to have seen through Wu Ming's thoughts: "I understand what you mean, she didn't learn about this place by accident, but it wasn't us who sent someone to attack her, it was I who gave this stupid girl a dream every night, and she dreamed for more than a month before she believed in this matter, and finally ran to Yandu to seek refuge." ”

Wu Ming: "......"

"Shelter – This is the main business of our Lucky Old God Office, we will provide shelter to people or things with 'special' talents, we call them 'anomalies', we will provide them with a certain level of assistance and shelter, while meeting the legitimate needs of daily life, but this shelter is not free. Accepting asylum means accepting the firm's arrangements for their lives, and at the same time taking responsibility for all the consequences and effects of any actions and choices they make. ”

"It's a kind of protection, and it can be said that it is a special form of control - we provide her with a worry-free environment and shelter, and she has to obey our control to ensure that her 'special' talents are not used to cause some very serious consequences...... Of course, in addition, our office also accepts all kinds of small prayers, whether it is looking for someone, blind dates, saving the world, or asking for blessings in the beginning of the school exam. In principle, as long as we can afford to pay for it, we will help people fulfill their wishes, and there are many other trivial matters and commissions that we will accept, but I know that you are not very interested in these things, so I will not go into them all......"

"You can clearly explain why saving the world and starting the school exam are a small prayer of the same level! Are you trying to say that the first school exam is the same as trying to save the world? ”

Wu Ming now has a very strong premonition: if he agrees to join the gang, the so-called trivial affairs and commissions of the director are likely to become the subject of his future work!

The director glanced at him and said faintly: "If you fail the entrance exam, it will be the end for the students......"

"Is it okay if I want to refuse?"

"Well, if you decline this invitation, then I can send you back to the real world now, and promise that you will not be involved in any further related incidents in the future." The director looked unexpectedly easy to speak, but when she took out a physics holy sword from her windbreaker, Wu Ming didn't think so: "Oh yes, I have to administer A-level amnestics to you before this, because the means of amnestics are not perfect, so the process may be a little painful, and after waking up, there will be some sequelae such as splitting headaches, intracranial hematomas, concussions, etc., but everything will pass......"

"Class-A amnestics! You just want to beat me to amnesia! ”