Chapter 10 Plenary Assembly (Part I)
Then he looked at the uncle, smiled in an official tone, and continued:
"As an advanced courtyard on the street, in addition to the leadership of our three masters, our courtyard is also inseparable from everyone's unity and friendship,"
"The purpose of our three uncles to organize this conference is very simple, the main thing is that the New Year is approaching, and if there are any difficulties and demands in the compound, our three uncles will deal with them as appropriate."
As soon as the second uncle's words fell, Jia Zhang couldn't wait to stand up, wrinkled his old chrysanthemum face and said flatteringly:
"Three uncles, you also know the situation of my family, it is too inconvenient for our family to live in one room, Xudong has no private space, especially the child who cries every night, which makes Xudong often listless, this is going to work when it is a good thing, you say how to let our orphans and widows live."
After speaking, he glanced at Hou Haoran vaguely, which also allowed Hou Haoran to catch it,
This made Hou Haoran interested, aimed at my bureau?
The Jia family has a fancy for my three rooms?
The second uncle pretended to think about it and said: "Well, it's really inconvenient for the Jia family to be crowded together, let's see who has a free room for the Jia family, it's all neighbors helping each other, and it's also for the harmony of the courtyard."
The residents of the courtyard looked at each other and did not answer, and they also saw that something was wrong.
At this time, Silly Zhu stood up gloatingly, and shouted at Hou Haoran:
"Hou Haoran, you live in three large tile houses alone in the compound, it's too wasteful, it's better to give two rooms to Jia Xudong's family, which can be regarded as a contribution to the harmonious coexistence of the compound."
Jia Xudong also hurriedly stood up and said with a smile:
"Yes! Haoran, this kid is very noisy at night, so you are afraid of making noise if you live next to it, so let's move to my house, and we can just move over,"
"Yes, Hou Haoran, my aunt also knows that you are weak, so if I don't work for you, we will clean it up and notify you later."
At this time, the second uncle stood up, looked at Hou Haoran and said:
"Jia Zhang's, Hou Haoran, this kid's ideological consciousness is so high, you can't treat him badly, and you usually help Hou Haoran more."
Hearing this, Jia Zhang's old face blossomed, and he promised again and again: "It should be!" You're welcome! After moving, I will let Xudong take ten yuan out and set up a good table, thank Hou Haoran for his kindness, and thank the three uncles for their help. ”
How to help? I don't understand.
After the house is in hand, I still know who your short-lived ghost is?
The second uncle also nodded with satisfaction, but he didn't care if he was grateful or not, except for punishing Hou Haoran, that is, he enjoyed giving orders and deciding the fate of others very much.
Hou Haoran watched the performance of a group of beam-jumping clowns expressionlessly, this is like arranging him, you take yourself too seriously.
"Hou Haoran, you kid, but say something! Who will show this pretense of being deep! He Yuzhu said dissatisfied.
Seeing that Hou Haoran was silent, He Yuzhu was a little unhappy, let's wait for the whole world to celebrate, you don't react at all, is this like words?
Hou Haoran glanced at He Yuzhu with disdain, this licking dog is not saved, Jia Xudong is still alive and starts licking, as for it?
In addition to the ancestral cook, your He family also has passive skills, and likes second-hand widows, commonly known as widow harvesters.
He Daqing, who was a father in front, directly abandoned his son and daughter and lived with a widow with all his heart.
Of course, He Daqing's son He Yuzhu also perfectly inherited the fine traditions of the old He family, and even carried them forward!
Not only did he fall in love with a widow, but he also spent most of his life with the widow, and when the soil was about to bury his neck, he got a certificate with the widow!
Judging from the treatment of widows, He Yuzhu must have been born to He Daqing, there is no doubt about it!
And the blue is better than the blue!
On the road of liking widows, it is obvious that He Yuzhu has gone further, more selflessly, and more admirable!
Both father and son are widow professionals, and He Yuzhu's inheritance of his father's business is not only cooking......
In the face of the father and son of this widow professional household, even if it is Hou Haoran, he has to sincerely stretch out his thumb and praise:
"Now, that's called professionalism!"
Hou Haoran ignored He Yuzhu, walked to the front of the stage, looked at the three masters sitting at the table with teasing eyes, and asked:
"One room plus ten yuan for my three rooms, why can't I calculate this account?"
"Third master, as the most budget-conscious person in the courtyard, you can help me calculate it."
This made the third master Yan Fugui embarrassed, and he didn't expect Hou Haoran to ask him directly, he was just going to have a meal and watch a play today, and he didn't want to get involved.
And he couldn't answer Hou Haoran's question,
How to calculate one room plus ten dollars for three rooms?
Play too! Trouble!
Does he dare to say that it is reasonable?
Which one of you is a fool!
He dares to say that it is reasonable, who will believe him in the future?
How to calculate the peanuts and melon seeds for the New Year!
That's a loss of 100 million points.
For a while, Yan Fugui began to be in a dilemma,
There is no good thing, he is too lazy to mix.
In the end, it was peanuts and melon seeds that prevailed.
"It's really unconscionable, and it's a good thing if both parties agree."
If you don't say that the three masters can calculate,
If he goes to someone else's house as a guest, even if he accidentally farts, he has to cover his hands and take it home, for fear that others will take advantage of him.
This sentence not only shows an unreasonable attitude, but also returns the affection of the Jia family, and the two do not hold grudges.
"Hou Haoran, this is decided by the three masters who think that it is conducive to the harmonious coexistence of the compound, although it seems that you will suffer a loss, but I believe that the Jia family will compensate you in the future!"
Hou Haoran's ignorance annoyed He Yuzhu, and he said impatiently at the moment:
"That's it! Hou Haoran, this is a decision made by the masters, you just have to obey honestly, where is it so nonsense. ”
"Hurry up, give me the right words, can you change the house?"
"Silly Zhu is right, our three masters have always thought that the idle room is a great waste."
After speaking, Liu Haizhong said fiercely: "Comrades, waste is a great crime, and Comrade Hou Haoran's family is wasting housing resources!" So the three of us want him to exchange with people in need, which is also to contribute to the harmonious coexistence of the compound, are you right! ”
"That's right! That's right! You must obey the arrangements of the masters. He Yuzhu was the first to respond to the call and ran wildly on the road of licking the dog.
Some people who didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement also began to respond. If you don't say that there is no good person in the courtyard, as long as it does not harm their interests, then they just don't care about themselves, just listen and drink.
Seeing that the public's emotions were provoked, Liu Haizhong also began to force the palace: "Hou Haoran, even if you don't agree with this house, the three of us will report to the street office after making a joint decision, and let them send someone to invite you out when the time comes?" ”