Chapter 66: Dragon Cough

In the country of China, there are four short but effective mantras that can improve people's endurance and tolerance. As long as it is used flexibly on the right occasions, it can not only make the people in the surrounding Chinese civilization circle unreasonable recognition and affirmation, but also make those with different opinions have to let go of their personal emotions in order to take the overall situation into account.

While these four spells can be separated into countless variations, covering almost any time, place, or group of people, they can be summed up in four:

"New Year's Day", this is used to indicate the Spring Festival New Year's period, the Spring Festival is an important traditional festival in the Chinese civilization circle, and it is the embodiment of the results of a year's hard work at the end of the year and the beginning of the year. "I'll talk about it tomorrow if there's anything going on in the big night." "Let's be happy on the holiday, don't mention this kind of disappointment." and many other variants.

"Young" is usually used to excuse the bear child when he does something wrong, because the child is still young and ignorant, so you should let him at this age. At the same time, it can also derive a curse called "Old Age": He is so old, why can't you, a junior, suffer a little loss and let him go? and "people are middle-aged, old and young", with their own difficulties and difficulties, they semi-force everyone to harm their own interests and accommodate these variant usage.

"Everyone is dead", the deceased is the greatest, even if there are more emotions and dissatisfaction, even if the deceased did something sorry for you before his death, you must respect the deceased, and you should forgive him when he dies This unreasonable bandit logic can also derive reasons such as "the talent has just died, and the bones are not cold" and other reasons to justify their own unjustified behavior.

"It's coming", this is the most absolute of the four curses, not only a kind of psychological comfort that is forced not to lose, but also a kind of helplessness that things have happened but are powerless to change. No matter how fun it is, it's not fun, it's not fun, it's not good to use, you can't lose it, you can't go around and go back...... No matter what the situation is, you can comfort yourself or others with similar sentences.

For example, Village Chief Hu invited them to visit the village with the sentence "they have come here".

By the time Joseph and Chen Weilun converged, it was already close to the meal, and Village Chief Hu naturally invited everyone to have a light meal.

"That's not a big deal, is it?" Joseph's first reaction was to refuse, but before he could say anything, Village Chief Hu preemptively blocked the possibility of shirking: "It's nothing bad, if you are worried that the delay is too late and affect the convergence tonight, I can ask a few young people who are familiar with the mountain road to lead you back after dinner." As long as your rendezvous point is around the village, safety is still guaranteed. ”

"But......" Joseph wanted to shirk again, but when he saw that his companions were expressing their desire to go, he had to give up.

The group was finally entertained by the village chief to the small canteen in the village, like this kind of small village and there is no development of tourism, naturally there are no restaurants, hotels and other places, Hu Village Chief walked and apologized again and again, can only be aggrieved, in the village grassroots staff eat a large round table to entertain guests.

Stir-fried pork, roasted fat sausage with bean curd, stir-fried cabbage, preserved egg tofu, fried shredded beans with bacon...... A table of four meat and four vegetarian plus a wild mushroom soup totals nine dishes, there are fish and meat, there are meat and vegetarian, although they are all some plain peasant dishes, not what is the delicacies of the mountains and seas, rare and precious food, but also bubbling with bursts of aroma, mouth-watering, index finger move.

There are seven sets of utensils neatly placed on the edge of the big round table, and it seems that only the village chief eats with them, and no one else eats together.

At this time, Joseph took the time to quietly inform Zhao Chensi, who was sitting beside him: "Don't eat too much, or you won't be able to walk, don't drink, lest you get drunk, and it will be dangerous to walk at night, and don't drink wild mushroom soup to avoid wild mushroom poisoning, don't make a noise and pass these words on to others." ”

He nodded, although he had some doubts in his heart, he didn't ask anything more, and whispered the words to Wan Qi, Shi Yu, Yang Xin and Chen Weilun in order of seat.

After an afternoon, he also became more vigilant about this so-called 'village chief Hu', the other party's attitude was too enthusiastic, he didn't know what the village chief of this village should usually do, but this afternoon, he took them around the village without doing anything, and dragged them to eat a light meal, which was really suspicious.

But what made him feel even more strange was that others seemed to automatically ignore the identity of this oily middle-aged man as the village head.

And in the two items of not drinking alcohol and not eating wild mushroom soup, Zhao Chensi is still very supportive, drinking alcohol is easy to make mistakes, mushroom soup, if it is a wild mushroom picked in the mountains and forests, it is also possible to mix with mushrooms, but how much others can listen to depends on themselves.

For example, Manki, the drunkard had already begun to look forward to what the wine he was going to drink would taste like, and he didn't take the previous warning to heart at all.

"Come, come, come! Try the source sake of our Changsheng Village! But before these words reached Chen Weilun's ears, Village Chief Hu walked out of the back room with a small wine jar, and said that he came to the dining table in three steps and poured a glass of wine for Chen Weilun, "This source wine is a must in our village, come and come!" Everybody try it! Then he enthusiastically wanted to pour wine for everyone on the expedition.

"Ah...... Recently, I have been a little inconvenient and can't touch the wine ......" Yang Xin, who remembered the advice, hurriedly waved his hand, poured himself a cup of tea, and found a reason to prevaricate.

After Shi Yu covered his mouth and coughed a few times, he pointed to his cup full of tea, and politely rejected Village Chief Hu's kindness: "I am allergic to alcohol, and when I drink alcohol, I will have difficulty breathing, and my whole body will be red and rashed, and I have been in the hospital for this before......"

Wan Qi looked like he had run away from the previous words, and he took the wine with a smile and sniffed it twice, and the aroma of the wine was overflowing, and he couldn't help but admire: "Fragrant!" This wine must be a good wine! ”

Zhao Chensi couldn't stop him if he wanted to.

And when it was his turn, he shook his head expressionlessly, and refused indifferently and neatly: "Thank you, I don't drink." ”

"I'm sorry, but it might be dangerous to walk at night after drinking, so I still don't drink." Joseph didn't mean to drink at all.

After a round, only Chen Weilun, who didn't know, and Wan Qi, who couldn't listen to persuasion at all, poured wine into their cups, and seeing that the rest of the people were unwilling to drink, Village Chief Hu, who had touched the soft nail, did not continue to persuade him to drink, and after turning around, he returned to his seat, poured himself a glass of wine, and then raised his glass.

Village Chief Hu didn't hesitate, and picked up the chopsticks after drinking most of the wine in the cup in one gulp: "I won't be verbose if I have more, don't be polite, just move the chopsticks!" ”

Wan Qimei, who had long been a little uncontrollable, took a sip of wine, and couldn't help but praise the fragrance of her lips and teeth: "Fragrant!" What a wine! ”

Chen Weilun sat on the side and fully exerted his usual style, drinking and eating food with his head bored cup after glass.

And Zhao Chensi, who is overly cautious and always likes to prepare excessively, only holds chopsticks to make a show, stretches the chopsticks to the side of the dish plate, pretends to hold a mouthful of food with the help of the shield of the soup can, and then pretends to be eating with the help of the angle and the cover of the plate, and almost never eats a few mouthfuls of food after a meal.

The other three seemed much more normal, Yang Xin and Shi Yu also listened to Joseph's words, and didn't touch the wild mushroom soup and didn't eat too much.

Full of wine and food, Joseph did not have the slightest intention of staying, declined the kindness of the village chief Hu to send them a ride, and left the village with a few people after saying goodbye.

The expedition team walked in the dim peach forest.

"Hmm, cough, cough, cough, cough......" Shi Yu covered her mouth and coughed again, although she coughed a few times from time to time during the banquet, but this time she not only coughed more violently and more severely than before.

Even Manki coughed violently as if he had choked on water.

At this moment, this familiar scene made Zhao Chensi's eyes suddenly widen, his scalp exploded, and his cold hair stood upside down!