Wet the bed obediently!

This news was really unexpected by the old lady, after all, she had never heard of bedwetting after coming back obediently for more than a year. But after thinking about it, she felt that it was reasonable again, after all, she didn't wear diapers last night, and she didn't pee obediently before going to bed, so it was normal to wet the bed obediently.

After getting up obediently, she lifted the obedient little quilt, and sure enough, she saw a puddle of urine marks on the straw mat, and then she touched the small quilt, and then touched the crotch of the obedient pants, and took the initiative to take responsibility.

"Blame the mother-in-law, it's the mother-in-law's fault!"

Obediently tilting her head and blinking her big eyes, she couldn't figure it out, obviously she was wetting the bed, it should be her who was wrong, how could it be her mother-in-law?

So she said in a milky voice: "Zu, you don't make a mistake, I peed on the bed, it's my fault~"

"What's wrong with you, it's normal for babies to wet the bed, and your dad and your three uncles don't know how many times they peed in my bed when they were young." The old lady laughed.

As if she had heard some big secret, her eyes were shining, and she couldn't wait to ask: "My dad is also peeing on the bed~"

The old lady nodded and said, "Yes! And you've only wet the bed once, and your dad can't count them! ”

Hey, hey, hey......

Obediently had a silly fun, she was only once, her father was more, and her mother-in-law was so big that she couldn't count them, so she could laugh at her father again.

And because of the guilt of bedwetting, it has long disappeared in the old lady's words.

The old lady held the obedient little hand with her left hand, which had not touched the crotch of the obedient pants, "Let's go, take you to change your pants." ”

When I came out to the living room, I saw that the door of Bai Zhi's bedroom was closed, and the old lady stopped the obedient move of wanting to bang on the door, and not all the clothes were in the bedroom, but also on the second floor, not only on the drying rack on the balcony, but also in the wardrobe of the room where Su Qinghe put the inflatable swimming pool and the piano, there was no need to wake Bai Zhi up so early.

first took the obedient to the kitchen for Bai Jian'an to watch, but as soon as he saw his grandfather, he said proudly: "Grandpa, I pee on my mother-in-law's bed~"

Bai Jian'an was stunned for a moment, he was not stunned by what he said obediently, what he didn't understand was why his obedient tone was so proud.

But he soon knew the reason, because after Bai Zhi got up, he was so proud and proud to talk to Bai Zhi about her bedwetting, as if in the little guy's mind, bedwetting is good news and needs to be publicized.

The corners of Bai Zhi's mouth twitched, "Are you proud of bedwetting?" ”

nodded obediently and raised a finger, "I've only wet the bed once, my mother-in-law is so long, she can't count her father's bedwetting~"

She's much better than her father, so of course she's something to be proud of!

When everyone heard this, they immediately understood, so they felt proud obediently, and there seemed to be no problem.

Bai Zhile was happy for a while, suddenly thought of something, her smile quickly faded, she looked at the obedient girl seriously, and said in a deep voice: "It's good for you to talk about this matter at home, don't say it outside, if you let me know......"

Bai Zhi's finger bones crackled, and the threat was self-evident.

Obediently this big horn, something that can make her proud, she will definitely sing it on the street, but in this way, Su Qinghe's "reputation" will be even greater, if there is a case, obediently did not express it clearly, and the spread is that Su Qinghe is such an adult and wets the bed......

Not to mention Su Qinghe, she felt a little ashamed when she thought about it, and the ghost knew what it would be like in the end.

Feeling that the air was full of murderous intent, as if the temperature had dropped by several degrees, she couldn't help but shrink her neck, and hurriedly assured Bai Zhi that she would only say it at home, not outside.

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After a few mouthfuls of porridge, he looked up obediently and asked, "Mom, can I talk to my second father-in-law and second mother-in-law~"

If she can't say anything, what is the difference between this and the night walk in brocade, she is uncomfortable.

Bai Zhi glared, "No! ”

Then she knew it with reason, moved it with affection, and told her to always remember to protect her parents' reputation when she was outside, and in exchange, she would not tell her about obediently wetting the bed.

Obediently agreed, and called Su Qinghe after breakfast, although she couldn't say it outside, it didn't affect her to laugh at Su Qinghe.

Su Qinghe felt bitter in his heart, he was obediently laughed at when he got out of bed, not to mention how depressed he was, the key was that he had no way to refute it, so he could only complain in his heart that the old lady always exposed his old bottom in front of the obedient.

But he just can't refute it, it doesn't mean that he didn't retaliate, "You peed on your mother-in-law's bed, although your mother-in-law didn't say that you scolded you, but you can't do nothing, isn't your mother-in-law washing the mat, why don't you go and help?" And your little pants and quilts, you wet yourself, do you have to wash them yourself? ”

didn't give him a chance to speak, he immediately enticed: "Obediently, if you do what Dad says, Dad will bring you a giant panda doll back." ”

"Really?" Obediently overjoyed, there are also giant panda dolls at home, which were bought when I saw the giant pandas in the southern capital on the National Day last year, but I have long been obediently tossed in tatters, especially now, knowing that I am about to have two giant pandas to be my younger brother, her love for giant pandas is becoming more and more intense.

"Of course it's true, and it's not just panda dolls, there are some other panda toys." Su Qinghe chuckled and said, adopt a giant panda, the base will send some panda peripherals to the adopter, even if there is no such thing as today, he will bring these peripherals back to the obedient, but the obedient does not know.

The temptation given by Su Qinghe was too great, and he couldn't refuse it, and after hanging up the phone in a hurry, he ran to the yard, Su Qinghe didn't guess wrong, the old lady was indeed washing the straw mat.

The floor is first rinsed with water, the old lady spreads the straw mat in the yard, sprinkles the laundry detergent after flushing, and brushes it with her hands to the end with the washing brush, especially the obedient peeing there, the old lady brushes it several times.

Children, grandchildren, grandchildren, the children that the old lady has brought can't be counted on one hand, and these children don't know how many times they have peed in her bed, she has a lot of experience.

And the weather is very good today, the sun at eight o'clock is hot, wash it early, bask it for a day, and you can take it back and spread it on the bed at night, and you don't need to buy another one back.

When she came out, the old lady was already in the water, but she didn't know, she thought she had just started washing, and for Su Qinghe's reward, she yelled that she would wash it herself, and let the old lady guide her.

The old lady didn't know that she was bewitched by Su Qinghe, and thought that she wanted to play in the water, so she obeyed.

Obediently very excited, the little hand reached into the bag of laundry detergent, like she was playing with sand, she grabbed as much as she could, sprinkled a lot of it on the mat, the little fart pouted high, held the laundry brush and sang "Hello", and worked hard.

"It's decent." The old lady laughed.

Bai Zhi smiled, obediently had washed that bouncy castle with Su Qinghe more than once before, could it not be presentable?

The atmosphere in the courtyard was very warm, Chen Ping heard the voice, and saw the scene in the courtyard of Su Qinghe's house from the window, so she was happy, and shouted: "Obediently, wash the mat early in the morning, are you wetting the bed?" ”

Hearing the voice of the second mother-in-law, I obediently found Chen Ping in the window on the second floor very accurately, and said proudly: "Yes, I pee on the bed of my mother-in-law~"

Uh, Bai Zhi didn't know what to say, na, this was the little guy's own promotion, but it was none of her business, she didn't say it.

She glanced at the surveillance, well, this paragraph must be preserved, lest the little guy feel embarrassed, and she has evidence to refute it.

Just when she was "preparing for a rainy day" and thinking about what she didn't have, she heard the words that obediently said next, and the corners of her mouth twitched.

"Second mother-in-law, I only wet the bed once, my mother-in-law is verbose, and the third uncle has urinated many times~"

She's going to kill all the crazy!