Chapter Twenty-Three: Don't Turn It
The girl of the army led them into the alley, pointed to a brick house and whispered to them:
"That's it, see, there's a slender girl sitting at the door, let's walk gently, don't frighten her."
Yu Xia looked left and right, and also felt that the girl and the word slender did not match.
One person blocked half of the doorway, and the cross-section was not small.
She followed with a light step and asked in a low voice, "Dare to ask that girl, is it called Da Zhuang?" ”
Wei Yaoyao covered his mouth and couldn't stop laughing.
The army girl gave her an appreciative look, but shook her head in denial.
Yu Xia breathed a sigh of relief, but heard her say again: "Da Zhuang or something is still too feminine, and their family is afraid that such a name will not be suppressed, so they named her a more masculine one." ”
Now it was Wei Yaoyao's turn to ask curiously: "...... What's the name? ”
Da Zhuang is still fucking not masculine?
Armist: "Just egg." ”
All three were stunned: "......? ”
The army is still happy: "Masculine enough, right?" This is what dozens of people in Gua Wazitun came up with! ”
Yu Xia: ...... Yes, masculine enough, it's all over the top.
She couldn't help it, and squatted on the side of the road against the wall, laughing and trembling.
"I'm sorry, I can't help it, let me laugh at him for eight days and eight nights hahahaha!"
Xie Qingci couldn't control the corners of his mouth, lowered his head and smiled. Wei Yaoyao was even more exaggerated, hahahaha, and directly startled a few birds above his head.
Laughing enough, Yu Xia wiped her tears, took a deep breath, stood up and gave a thumbs up to the army: "This name is good, it does reveal a masculine and domineering atmosphere everywhere." ”
The army nodded with satisfaction and led them on: "Everyone in our village thinks so. Shhhhh ”
The "slender girl" at the door was embroidering something and humming a song.
The army stepped forward, his eyes admired, as if he was looking at a beautiful woman in a painting, and then called out softly in his voice: "Gangdan~"
…… This name is really a bit of a drama, and Yu Xia almost can't hold back.
The girl heard the voice and turned around slowly.
Wei Yaoyao coughed violently, and the hand holding Xie Qingci's arm was trembling slightly.
Yu Xia trembled her lips and staggered back: "Absolutely, stunningly." ”
Xie Qingci: "......"
The visual impact was too strong, and all three of them had the idea of holding their heads and poking themselves in the eyes.
Xie Qingci gritted his teeth and held back the itching that soared to his throat, and couldn't help but ask the gang: "Your hair and ...... Is the nose hair growing upside down? ”
The nose hair, which can circulate for two and a half weeks, as well as the Mediterranean hairstyle with the hairline reaching straight to the back of the head, and the seductive purple sausage mouth, all tell the uniqueness of this "slender beauty".
Oh, and those eyelashes, not like fly legs, but like flies. No two-pound fly medicine can make such a stout fly.
It was terrible, his eyes were sore and swollen to see his 5.2.
Just this sentence, Yu Xia and Wei Yaoyao, who were suppressed by this "beauty", were like a dam that had been washed away, and they laughed out loud in an instant.
"Hahahaha I've got poisoned eyes! ”
"You're okay, turn around!"
"It's horrible, this nose hair is the level I get nightmares at night! Don't laugh just eggs! ”
"Hahahahahahahaha
Happy in front of the camera, happy online.
[The name is very good, and it is not allowed to take it again in the future, do you hear that the army is just an egg, how can you suppress the fame of the iron pillar]
[Good soft name, good slender figure, good ...... What a stunning appearance / I am already delirious .jpg]
[It's the gourd baby who will cry and call grandpa when he sees it]
[Hahahahaha, my head is going to fly with laughter! ] Is this Xie Qingci's favorite by the fuck hahaha]
[Frightened hands, trembling slightly hahahahaha, Wei Yaoyao has left a shadow since then]
[Just Dan girl, don't laugh, your nose hair is swaying in the wind, turn around quickly, don't look at the camera, I beg you]
[The hands that sent the barrage were trembling, saying that the program team would lose money if it was stimulated and had a myocardial infarction]
[Mom! It's scary! I need my brother to kiss him for three days and three nights before he can get up! 】
[Xie Qingci looks like he's about to have a myocardial infarction hahahahaha]
This beauty was too shocking, Yu Xia laughed so much that the headband on her head fell down twice, laughed so much that she couldn't laugh and burst into tears, and sat under the wall with Wei Yaoyao, not daring to approach half a step.
Xie Qingci was still standing, trying to pull the two of them up, but the two of them were like eating cartilage, and their legs were already weak from laughter, and they couldn't pull them up.
The girl couldn't hold back her laughter, but she was still a little bit of NPC conscious, and she quickly pinched her face and forcibly stopped the urge to laugh.
Then he pointed at the poisonous sausage mouth with his orchid finger shyly: "Oops~ Be quiet, it's not so obvious to be happy when you see me, how bad it is for people to hear it~"
The voice, nine turns and eighteen turns, especially the sentence "oops", revealed shyness in the roughness, shyness with pretentiousness, and it was as if people were crawling on by ants.
Wei Yaoyao laughed dryly: "That, your village...... Isn't it called a backword village? ”
The girl of the army rushed up with a brisk stride, forcing him into a corner and clinging to him.
"Good eyesight! We are here is the prosperous village of Guawazitun! ”
Wei Yaoyao leaned back desperately, looking like "don't touch my icy and jade body".
Yu Xia and Xie Qingci were watching the play on the side, but they didn't expect the army girl to look at them in the next second.
To be precise, he looked at Xie Qingci.
"Our village is very wealthy, and the Gangdan family is especially wealthy, so Xie Zhiqing doesn't have to worry about not having enough to eat. How about it, the most beautiful person, the richest family, is enough for you, right? ”
Xie Qingci: "...... I think ......."
"I think it's very good," Yu Xia got up and said solemnly, "Xie Zhiqing, you can do it." Maybe the wifi in this village will be left at Gangdan's house, so you can break into the enemy and look for clues carefully. ”
The appearance of righteous words made Xie Qingci grind his teeth.
The girl listened to them and looked at him with hope in her eyes.
"Xie Zhiqing~" After glancing at him, he lowered his head shyly, "You should be willing, didn't you still tell me in the woods yesterday... Say...... Oops, shame on you! ”
Xie Qingci closed his eyes and forbeared, but Yu Xia poked him in the back and said very seriously:
"No wonder, I just said you disappeared for half an hour yesterday. Alas, since you are already like this, my sister can't say anything, and you can't be irresponsible, so ......"
Before he finished speaking, Xie Qingci pulled Wei Yaoyao in front of him and said, "Actually, the main thing she said to me yesterday was that she really liked Wei Yaoyao's type, so I should stop being delusional." I thought it was, so I decided to quit the relationship. Wei Yaoyao, you won, go ahead. ”
Wei Yaoyao: "??? ”
The girl just looked at Wei Yaoyao and reluctantly said: "Actually, I also like wool rolls, my milk also likes them, and I specially raised a sheep to shave and make clothes." ”
Wei Yaoyao ran away.
"I can't shave my wool rolls!"