Chapter Twenty-Six: Ancestral Split Nose Hair

Yu Xia was suddenly a little reluctant to give up the ten yuan, pinched it in his hand and didn't hand it out, when he saw Xie Qingci's eyes like a dead man, he swooped and took it back.

"No," she said seriously, "you are a wealthy person, you should not need a bride price, and there are many people who do not give a bride price these days." ”

Wei Yaoyao looked at Xie Qingci's cannibalistic expression, frowned and said, "I didn't expect Sister Yu Xia that you are taking the script of the evil mother-in-law." ”

Evil Mother-in-law Yu Xia: "......"

Isn't there something wrong with this relationship?

Xie Qingci took a deep breath at this time, and suddenly asked the girl Gangdan: "Gangdan, how old is your brother?" ”

The girl turned around and blushed on her face: "At this time, I want to know about other people's family situations~ Really~ Okay, okay, tell you, my brother is eighteen." Oh, you don't know how old I am, do you? ”

Xie Qingci: "It can be seen, 40." ”

Gangdan: "...... Nineteen! ”

After yelling, he was pretentious for a while, and asked, "Why did you ask him how old he was?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ That's right," he fished back, and this time he caught Yu Xia out, "I really don't deserve you, but if you have to get something today, how about letting her go on a blind date with your brother?" ”

Yu Xia was arrested with a confused expression, and after hearing him say this, he couldn't believe it.

"Xie Qingci!" You scumbag!

"Don't move." He leaned closer and said, "Yu Zhiqing is the most beautiful in ten miles and eight towns, and your brother must like it." You just said your brother was outside? How about we go meet him? ”

Oh, it's a map change.

But you can't change the map with your ex-girlfriend, a scumbag!

Gangdan hesitated.

As soon as the army saw this situation, it naturally started the second party plot.

"Just egg, Xie Zhiqing is unwilling, we can't force it. It's okay to let this girl meet your brother, our soft brother is so handsome, and he can do it. ”

Gangdan looked at Xie Qingci reluctantly: "Then, if it doesn't work out, Xie Qingci will come back to join our family." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I'll try to make this happen. ”

After talking about it, their saliva was dry, and they were finally able to escape the nose hair attack of the girl who just dan egg, and it was as if they were escaping, and they ran away.

The girl pulled the door frame, and before the tears could be spoken, the people ran away.

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€¦ Xie Zhiqing must be shy, really~"

The girl of the army followed behind with a basket on her shoulder, and only caught up when her legs were almost split.

They bypassed two alleys and came to the Mopan Dam at the entrance of the village.

Yu Xia: They stopped when they heard the movement here.

There's a big millstone on the dam, and there's a tree next to itβ€”plastic, and the price tag hasn't been torn off yet.

Under the tree, a few half-sized boys and girls were talking, and a group of children were jumping rope.

This time they didn't want to be led away by the NPC, so as soon as they went up, Wei Yaoyao asked loudly:

"Brothers and sisters! Which of you has Wi-Fi? ”

A group of people over there came over.

"What crooked Buddha love?"

"Who are you?"

Wei Yaoyao's self-familiar attributes came in handy at once, and he walked into the crowd and chatted with each other.

"We're going the wrong way to stay here to rest, what are you playing? I heard that there is wifi in your village, do you know? Has anyone told you any clues? ”

Just as he was about to hook up with a half-sized young man next to him, the man turned around, and Wei Yaoyao instantly got stuck and looked at him with his mouth wide open.

"This ...... This one, this one must be called, called just soft classmates, right? ”

The young man wondered, "How do you know?" ”

Yu Xia covered her eyes and couldn't bear to look at her, and replied on her behalf: "Because of your family's ancestral two-meter split nose hair." ”

Other NPCs: ...... Endure! Be sure to hold back! Can't laugh!

With a single move, the soft classmate and his sister pulled away their nose hair with both hands, revealing the poisonous sausage mouth, and with a grin, the blind porcelain teeth were exposed:

"You've seen my sister, isn't it the beauty of the country?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Indeed! Country, the country is fragrant! ”

No, I feel so uncomfortable when I tell too many lies.

At this time, the army girl who came up from behind the flying fork opened her mouth and shouted: "Soft! Did you see Yu Zhiqing?! That's the one your sister is looking for! ”

The soft classmate's eyes widened, and he turned his head to look at Yu Xia, and his nose hair swayed.

Yu Xia was frightened and quickly denied: "No! This girl loves to joke hahaha...... Well, actually, the army is saying that we are making excuses, but in fact we are here with a mission to complete. ”

As she spoke, she became very solemn, approached, looked at the sky and patted him on the shoulder.

"We are here to trouble you to assist us in jointly building the motherland and benefiting the people!"

Gang soft: "You photographed me in the Mediterranean." ”

"Oh oh oh sorry," she fumbled and patted again, not daring to look down at him again anyway.

Then he quickly said:

"So don't believe what the army says later, it's all for the sake of prosperity! Democracy! Civilization! Harmonious! Come on, read it to me! ”

Rigid and soft: "......"

When the army girl ran in front of them, Gangsoft had already been excited, and she couldn't wait to build the motherland.

"Soft! This is the ...... your sister found for you."

"Come with me! I know the answers you want! ”

Yu Xia's eyes lit up and hurriedly followed.

didn't take a few steps, just stopped softly in the middle of the group of children skipping rope, and waved his hand:

"Answer! Right in the crowd! ”

Yu Xia responded with a "okay" and actively took out his mobile phone to skillfully connect to the Internet.

Then enter the wifi password - jzqzz.

Wrong.

Then enter – jiu zai qun zhong zhong.

Still not right.

"Wrong! You're lying to me?! ”

Xie Qing was speechless: "What he said was a clue, not a ready-made password." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Oh. ”

The three of them crouched there looking for clues.

It just so happened that at this time, the group of children shook their heads and began to jump rope again.

The two children are holding the rope on one side, and three girls in the middle raise their legs and hook the half-human high skipping rope and step on it, dancing and singing:

"Malan blossoms twenty-one, two eight two five six, two eight two five seven, two eight two nine thirty-one!"

Wei Yaoyao sighed: "Isn't this that, the wifi name of that Ma Lan flowering?!" ”

Yu Xia took out her mobile phone again and clicked on the wifi of "Ma Lan Blossom Twenty-one".

Xie Qingci: "Let's try the numbers first. ”

She stretched out an index finger and poked: "28... 28What's the matter? You memorize it for me. ”

Xie Qingci's gaze was glued to her fingers with light blue manicures, and she repeated casually: "Two eight two five six, two eight two five seven, two eight two nine thirty-one." ”

β€œ2825628257282931…… That's not right. ”

Wei Yaoyao: "Then try to subtract the duplicate numbers." ”

She poked it again, and it was still not right.

"Could it be...... Got a codeword? ”