Because there were forty-two performers and at least ten stories performed, Yu Xia and they came across the first performance scene not long after they walked into the southeast region.

It was a man in a blazer and a man dressed as a woman in a hair flower, and the two of them spoke hoarsely.

Man: "How long are you going to be vexatious?!" ”

Woman: "Am I being vexatious? In the past, you said that I lost my temper like a little princess, but now you say that I am vexatious! ”

Man: "Don't look at your current weight, one hundred and eighty pounds is heavier than me, you are still a little princess, you just call me a little princess!" ”

Yu Xia: ......

The woman continued to shout hoarsely, and by the way, she also started to pull people.

"Good! I knew you hated me! So you're getting impatient with me day by day, so you're cheating! ”

Good guys, isn't this the gossip of other people's families!

Yu Xia and Chi Qiao looked at each other, the gossip gene belonging to the Chinese was activated, and they quickly got closer and found a good position to continue listening.

I only heard the man stiffly retort: "I didn't cheat, don't think so much!" ”

The woman didn't give up: "You fart!" I've seen it with my own eyes, and you have lipstick on your shirt! And long blonde hair, say! Which shameless blonde long hair and red lips got involved with you!? ”

Yu Xia, Chi Qiao and Pei Lu's eyebrows took off: "Huh-"

The man didn't admit it.

The woman began to collapse to the ground, crying loudly.

"It's me who is blind! We have been in a relationship for so many years, and we are about to get married, and you are cheating! You have no conscience! ”

The man lowered his head for a while, annoyed by crying, and shouted angrily: "What about you! You go to the bar with your colleagues every night, come back drunk and vomit everywhere, go bare-legged in stockings and come back, what did I say about you?! ”

The woman cried.

Yu Xia gasped.

Obediently, what a wonderful double cheating scene!

Smacking her lips, she looked back.

Chi Qiao: "Sister Yu Xia, what are you looking for?" ”

"I want to know where there are melon seeds, and I always feel uncomfortable when I don't eat melon seeds when I don't eat melon seeds."

Chi Qiao: "......"

Let's continue to look at the wall.

As soon as the woman's crying stopped, she cried even louder: "Didn't you just fall in love with me at the bar, and at that time you praised me for being different from other girls, having masculinity, and never twisting and pinching!" Wang Cui! You now know that you dislike me, if I hadn't seen you like a white chopping chicken, no one wanted you, and I kindly followed you, and you are still teaching belly dancing in the Chunchun Dance Studio! ”

Yu Xia: "Okay... What a special couple. ”

The man was humiliated by this call, and immediately retorted without words: "What do you know?!" Your biceps muscles were stronger than men's, and no one dared to approach you, it was because of my kindness that I was with you! Look at you like this, I dare to treat you as a girlfriend? I'm going to treat you as the brother-in-law of the pig at the entrance of the village! ”

Female: "Wang Cui! You don't have a heart! ”

Man: "Pan Gang! You don't have a heart! ”

…… It's a name that makes it hard to tell the gender.

Chi Qiao asked in a low voice, "Sister Yu Xia, which of them do you think is more upset?" ”

How can this be distinguished, she pondered for a while, and decided to stand on the side of the same sex first: "It must be Pan Gang!" If a man cheats and insults her, she must be sad! ”

Pei Lu: "But I think that Wang Cui is even more sad, crying more than the woman." ”

She fixed her eyes and saw that it was.

The one-meter-eight boy pretended to be a little white flower, crying and his face was pale, obviously heartbroken.

After crying, the female comrade Pan Gang was still angry, and she was so ruthless that she was ready to kill that Wang Cui.

As soon as the muscles lit up, sure enough, the biceps were more developed than the man, and just a few hammers, maybe he could really beat people into friends with the bed.

Comrade Wang Cui saw that this situation was not right, and after receiving a few punches, he squeaked and screamed that he couldn't stand it.

"Stop fighting, stop fighting! I didn't cheat! ”

The woman gasped and punched him.

"You're still quibbling! Long blonde hair, lipstick, and do you want me to put that shirt in your mouth before you admit it?! ”

The man couldn't bear it anymore, and broke down and shouted: "That's mine, that's all mine!" The blonde hair is mine, and the lipstick is mine! ”

Pan Gang was stunned.

Yu Xia and the three of them were also stunned.

Woman: "What do you mean?" ”

Comrade Wang Cui, a little white flower of one meter eight, cried and told the truth: "It's all my fault, you say that I am like a white chicken, and I teach belly dancing in the dance studio, and I weigh less than you, and that's right, because ...... Because I just want to be a woman! I want to have long blonde hair and I want to wear lipstick! ”

The three were dumbfounded.

Pan Gang's eyes widened and he grabbed his hand.

"Emerald!" She shouted, her eyes shining with hope, "So that's what you thought, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Since you're so honest, I'm not afraid to tell you—"

"Actually, I want to be a man!"

Wang Cui was shocked, and she couldn't care about crying, the two of them held hands, stared at each other with tears in their eyes, and burst into laughter after a while.

"It turns out that we are so fateful! I don't dislike you, and you don't dislike me? ”

"From now on, just now, you are a boy, I am a girl, we have been together, okay?"

"Good! Emerald~"

"Gang~"

The three of Yu Xia were like mud-legged people in the countryside who saw a giraffe running wildly on the road, opening their mouths sluggishly, watching them happily and affectionately snuggle together.

Two minutes later, Yu Xia clutched his chest and gasped.

"It's that I haven't seen the world anymore, it's such a touching love, my heart can't beat anymore."

Chi Qiao squatted on the ground with his head and laughed wildly.

[I didn't open my mouth so big when my manure tank blew up that year]

[It's really touching, I haven't come up with this kind of plot after thinking about it in front of the Buddha for thousands of years]

[I stepped on the horse and said that why the names of men and women are so reversed, I can't think of it! ] 】

[Hahahahaha, these two younger brothers have very good acting skills, hahahahahaha! ] 】

[I can see that my eyes are rolling and foaming]

[So who's more uncomfortable?] Anyway, I think I'm more uncomfortable]

[Hahahahaha

After reading this "touching" story, Yu Xia's steps to leave were a little heavy.

Chi Qiao and Pei Lu couldn't stop laughing, and they couldn't help but burst out laughing twice when discussing who was the saddest candidate.

Pei Lu: "Which one do you think is more uncomfortable?" ”

Chi Qiao: "Who can be more uncomfortable in this situation, I don't think they are uncomfortable at all, and they are very happy." ”

Yu Xia was shocked physically and mentally, and her expression was a little complicated when she participated in the topic.

"It doesn't matter if you can't tell the difference, if you read two more stories, maybe there will be someone who is obviously more sad. These two ...... Forget it. ”

"Yes. Hey, there's someone up ahead. ”

It's only been less than half a street, and the second story comes.

And it was really such a coincidence, Xie Qingci and the three of them happened to come over from the opposite side, wanting to see the same story.

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