Chapter 125: It's easy to be paralyzed
The boy cried.
I listened to the wig-girl continue: "I'm really tired, there are three meters from the bedroom to the living room, I can't see hope on this three-meter road every day, but you are running around in the kitchen, living room, bedroom, and vegetable market with hope!" ”
Yu Xia slowly bit the crunchy corners on his fingers, and the click was quite obvious.
"It's really tiring, it's three meters, and a person with a high-level amputee has to climb for two minutes to climb, it's so far away."
Others: "......"
Xie Qing clenched his fist to block the corner of his mouth, and he couldn't hold back his laughter.
The wig girl cried for a while, and the boy lowered his head and said to himself, "It's my fault that I didn't let you cut you off... No, my fault for not being able to give you a better life, three meters is indeed far away, so be it-"
He sniffed and said, "Let's change it in the future, you can run freely between the kitchen, bedroom, living room and vegetable market, let me walk the three-meter distance instead of you!" ”
The wig-girl's voice stopped abruptly.
"Forget it, forget it, I'm used to suffering. Of course, this is not the only reason why we have come this far! ”
The boy humbly asked: "What else is the reason?" ”
The wig girl cocked her orchid fingers and brushed her hair, her tone shy and timid.
"I'm so beautiful, and you're always at ease with me, and you want to hold me in the palm of your hand, which makes me have no freedom, do you know how important freedom is to a beauty like me? I can live without gold and silver treasures, without silk and satin, or even without salted duck eggs with porridge, but I can't live without freedom! ”
The boy trembled: "Bao, baby, your wig is crooked, and your hairline is so high." ”
Wig-Girl: "...... Ahhh ”
Yu Xia was caught off guard by this conversation, and the next second, she saw the wig girl rip off the yellow curly hair hood, pull it out from under the table, and put it on again.
"The ever-changing is me, Ren Er's east, west, north and south, I am your little ancestor~"
The boy closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose, and trembled and made an opinion: "My dear, your explosive head is about to block your nose, wearing this kind of hood that only covers half of your face, it is very tolerant, and it is easy to become hemiplegic!" ”
Wig-girl: "......" knock on your mother.
The crowd of people watching the play had already laughed.
Wei Yaoyao was the most exaggerated, laughing at the power of the old voice, from bowing his head to raising his head in the posture of the protagonist vomiting blood in the TV series, and a mouthful of big white teeth were exposed.
"Hahahahaha I'm laughing to death! ”
"It's easy to get hemiplegic when wearing a non-mainstream headgear hahahaha! Who came up with this conversation? ”
"Help, this fluorescent green exploding head is so spicy! It's like a nest of wild onions! ”
Yu Xia was almost smiling, but when she heard this description, she couldn't help but look at the wig...... It's really like a wild onion, help!
She couldn't hold back anymore, and lowered her head and laughed violently, almost laughing.
The staff also laughed, and no one in the venue could escape, and the laughter burst into a ball, and the earth-shattering laughter erupted.
The screenwriters are all talents, and the stories they designed have contradictions and disputes, and they are shocking to mankind, they stop and go, watch all the way, and can't help but react with "oh-" "tsk-" and "huh-" following the performances of their younger brothers.
Arriving at the square, there was one last set of performances waiting for them. A group of people were in a hurry to find a good position, staring at the three younger brothers who were about to perform with great interest.
There are three performers in total, and according to the nondescript dress, Yu Xia called them "Big White Flower", "Glasses Man" and "Black Long Straight".
This time the story has a bit of a background and a path, and the wig girl who performed before has a fluorescent green exploding head on top of it, spraying snowflakes behind them.
Hei Changzhi calmly asked the man with glasses, "Do you have anything else to say?" ”
The man with glasses dodged his expression: "Shufen, don't be like this, let's get together and disperse, you ......"
"Good to get together and disperse?" Hei Changzhi splashed a glass of water on him, pointed at the big white flower and asked, "You saw that Yi Siqian got together with her, and you still let me get together and disperse?" ”
The man with glasses looked very embarrassed: "Shufen, beautiful she just can't help but fall in love with me, love is not guilty, don't blame her." I, I just can't help it, don't you, don't blame me. ”
The big white flower wig flicked: "Hmph, Brother Zhuzi, don't be afraid, we really love each other, no one wants to separate us!" ”
Hei Changzhi was furious, and slapped the table with a slap, and the cups on the table shook.
Then "she" stretched out her hand, tore off the wig of the big white flower, and threw it on the ground to step on: "Shameless!" ”
Then he pointed at the man with glasses and scolded even more: "Li Zhuzi! At the beginning, you kept saying that you went abroad with me because you didn't have a long-distance relationship with me! I took you into a foreign circle, but you couldn't resist the temptation and cheated behind my back? And bring people to show off in front of me! ”
"She" looked very sad, and then lowered her voice and said to herself: "If you regret your choice and regret being with me, why don't you just tell me?" I, Feng Shufen, am not such an unreasonable person! On the contrary, you cheated without breaking up! ”
Yu Xia paused, raised his head and looked at Xie Qingci, who was a little away.
Xie Qingci's eyelids jumped.
What do you mean? Why did she look at him like that?
Yu Xia slowly retracted his gaze, and was still surprised in his heart.
How did this story collide with her situation? Such a coincidence?
She had just thought about whether Xie Qingci would regret entering the entertainment industry, and she didn't expect that he would have a mutual affection for others in the entertainment industry because of various relationships.
…… Will Xie Qingci cheat?
If he cheats, will he also bring someone to her to poke her heart? Or may she often see him and so-and-so girl's ambiguous gossip in the breaking news post?
Yu Xia squinted and continued to stare at the performance of the three younger brothers, but he no longer took the Miao Crispy Corner in his hand to eat, but closed it with both hands, and the remaining Miao Crispy Corner in the bag was slowly squeezed into slag, and the sound of the clattering was terrifying.
Xie Qingci's right eyelid jumped twice in a row.
The show began to turn in directions they hadn't expected.
Hei Changzhi no longer cried, but advised the big white flower, giving examples of the various shortcomings of the glasses man.
"You've thought about it, such a pretty little girl... Vomit... Little girl, do you really want to be planted in the hands of such a lewd man? He only takes a shower once a month, he doesn't like to work, his brain is stupid, he has no taste and no knowledge, pulling it out will only embarrass you, and he will definitely force you to serve him in the future, are you really willing to be his nanny for free under the guise of love? ”
The big white flower actually began to use her brain to think.
The man with glasses hurriedly replied: "Don't listen to her, Da Nier, I still gave her two hundred yuan a month at that time." ”
When Da Baihua heard this, he still had to say: "Two hundred yuan is not enough for me to have a meal!" Get out of here, dead scumbag, you want me to be your nanny for two hundred dollars! ”
“… You, can't you help but fall in love with me? ”
"I can't help but kick you away now, is there a problem? It makes sense! ”
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Yu Xia: Do you think it's reasonable?
Xie Qingci: ... Reasonable, what the beauty does is reasonable.
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A lot of people haven't seen the small theater, and they don't know what's going on with the big-eyed boy, but I went to my Weibo to find what I could find
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