Fangjia Village has a long heritage, and it is said that there was this village during the Republic of China.

On this day, the little house, which was playing outside the house, suddenly heard a noise coming from the house.

He had the audacity to lean in.

I only heard...

"You say you are a descendant of Fang Xuanling? It's the funniest joke I've ever heard," said the old man of the Immortal Wind Bone who sat there laughing.

Fang Shide's swarthy face turned red, and he roared, "What a drop!" Fang Xuanling is my ancestor, and I still have a family tree! ”

Lao Dao said disdainfully, "Forget it, if you are a descendant of Fang Xuanling, I am a descendant of Zhang Sanfeng"

"Dog's day, you're a bull-nosed veteran, and you're still a relative"

"I still drink wine and eat meat, if I don't eat meat, can I live so big?!"

Seeing that it wasn't a quarrel, the little house was relieved.

He had seen that old Taoist a few times, and he was the Taoist chief on a mountain near Fangjia Village.

Passing by is a rural area, and the traffic is not as developed as in the previous life, plus there are rural people nearby and there is not much money, so Lao Dao has been living a very civilian life, drinking, eating meat, and smoking.

But even so, his appearance of immortal wind bones still makes him loved and respected, except for his old son Fang Shide.

Fang Shide and Lao Dao are drinking friends, and Lao Dao will come to his house every week, according to his words, to fight the autumn breeze.

But this has nothing to do with the small house, he is from the 21st century, and he follows the belief in technology in his heart.

Usually the old man comes to drink, and he is playing outside.

He never believed in gods or ghosts, and he was afraid that one day the old Taoist would fall beside him and slander him.

In this life, he has finally lived a well-off life, and he has to keep it all the time.

However, there is a saying that the more you avoid, the more it will happen.

No, the little house fled outside, but Lao Dao still caught him and began to play hooligan with the smell of alcohol.

How could the little arms and legs of the little house resist? can only look at his father, mother, second uncle and second aunt with tears.

"I said cow... Bull nose, hiccup, why do you keep touching Lao Tzu's son? Even if you touch it again, he can't go from a son to a daughter, hiccup."

Hum! I hate you. The little house thought sullenly.

After groping with his eyes closed for a while, Lao Dao put the small house down, and as soon as his feet touched the ground, the small house hurriedly ran behind his mother, although he had memories of his previous life, but the flesh and blood family had already melted his iceberg.

Lao Dao drank a full pound of wine, but he seemed to be full of energy, and his speech was not as bad as Fang Shide's.

Lao Dao held his white beard in his hand and said with a smile, "Small house, how about being an apprentice to Lao Dao?" ”

Fang Shide suddenly sobered up at this moment, and hurriedly protected his son behind him, "Niu Nose, that's Lao Tzu's son, he wants to pass on the lineage to the Fang-style clan, don't even think about it!" ”

The little house was very touched, and it would have been even more touching if there was no last word.

The mother of the small house, as well as Fang Shisheng and his wife, also looked at Lao Dao closely, for fear that he would abduct the small house.

The old man laughed, his waist was bent when he laughed, and his white eyebrows and white beard shook like a dancer.

"What do you think? The small house is so cute, how can the old Taoist bear to let him stay in my broken temple for the rest of his life, and you have made a mistake, the monk is not married, our Taoist only needs to have wine and meat through the intestines, and Sanqing can sit in his heart."

The little house rolled its eyes, good guy, do you want to draw a cross at the foot of the door in the future and recite Amitabha?

You are also bullying and bullying rural people, the old way is like this, so that the small house is not worried, with this IQ, it will be ten years old and the brain teaser will turn sharply.

"Uncle Taoist, how do you want me to apprentice?" The little house asked in a crisp tone.

The little house is a genius, there is no doubt about it, Fang Shide and others have long accepted that the little house is obviously a child but has the tone of an adult.

"What is the name of uncle, call master! Master, I don't take advantage of you, you follow me to learn Tai Chi, which can not only strengthen the body, but also cultivate the body."

"That's a good idea!" Fang Shisheng clapped his hands and shouted.

The rest of the people also nodded, it just so happened that the adults usually had to go to the farm and didn't have time to take care of him, and there was no way to let the small house play alone in the village, and now there was a master who could discipline them, so why not?

But the little house is not happy!

It's the 90s, and rural people don't know how empty Tai Chi is, but he knows very well that it's just a fist and embroidered legs, and he wants to learn the real style.

Lao Dao seems to have seen the disdain of the small house, or he drank too much and wanted to show off.

I saw Lao Dao walking to the yard under the big tree.

Pull the back with the chest and hang the head over, bend the knees and loosen the waist to look forward, loosen the shoulders and hang the elbows, and sink the dantian.

A white crane flashed its wings, followed by a wild horse mane, and its palms shook the leaves of the big trees in the courtyard.

Wow!

The small house was stunned, I didn't expect the slow Tai Chi in the previous life to be so powerful under the old way? You must know that Lao Dao is in his 60s, and he has just finished singing.

But the old show is not over yet.

Hug your knees, wave the pipa, explore the horse, kick your left foot, kick your right foot, don't relax your left foot and right foot!

The eyes of the small house lit up, and he stood at the front, and in the triumphant expression of the old man, he said loudly, "Lightning five whips!" Don't talk about martial arts, you rat tail juice! ”

………

"Little house, come back for dinner," the old man's angry voice sounded.

"Got it, master"

Fang Shun sat on a big stone on the edge of the mountain behind him, swallowing clouds and spitting fog.

The mountains and valleys were full of milky white mist, so deep, so thick, surging, tumbling, engulfing everything in the mountains.

It's a spectacular beauty that you won't find in the city.

Under the embellishment of the clouds, everything was decorated with a layer of white, and the trees and wires looked shaggy.

Fang Shun took one last breath before he opened his big Estee Lauder eyes full of stars.

Spring goes to autumn and comes again, and in the blink of an eye, he is 6 years old!

With a height of 1.1 meter, he is not conspicuous in the children's pile, but with that face that is enough to fascinate people, and that damn temperament, Fang Shun is definitely the one who is concerned even if he is standing in the crowd.

In the broken temple, Lao Dao was chatting with Fang Shisheng, and when he saw Fang Shun coming down, Fang Shisheng hurriedly greeted him and said, "Little house, how about accompanying your second uncle and aunt to the hospital today?" ”

Hospital?

Fang Shun frowned slightly, and then said in surprise, "Is the second aunt about to give birth?!" ”

"Hehe, it's almost there, isn't it necessary to go to the hospital to check before giving birth, is it a natural birth or a caesarean section? So I decided to take your second aunt to BJ to see the world and relax, but your second uncle wants to go to the hospital to pay money to find a doctor, so I want you to accompany your second aunt to walk around the park near the hospital in the small house, and when you turn around, your second uncle will buy you something delicious! ”

Fang Shun naturally agreed, but he still looked at the master after hesitation.

Lao Dao glanced at him, and said angrily, "Haven't you always wanted to go down the mountain to play in the big city?" Now that you have a chance, why don't you say yes? ”

Master, this is agreed?!

Just when Fang Shun was about to leave, Lao Dao said again, "By the way, from tomorrow, you don't have to come over"

Fang Shun was stunned, and hurriedly rushed to Lao Dao, crying with a face, he already regarded Lao Dao as a real family member.

"Master, don't you want me anymore?! Did I do something wrong, you say, I'll change!! ”

Lao Dao also felt sympathetic, stroked his head, and said with a smile, "Good, aren't you already 6 years old, you want to respond to the call of the country and go to school for nine years of compulsory study, why do you still want the master to be educated by the police?" Besides, it's not like the master doesn't see you anymore, your boss still owes me dozens of drinks."

Fang Shun remembered that there was such a thing, and stood up awkwardly.

In the past few years, he has been crazy in the countryside, either to peek at the bath, or to be forced to learn Tai Chi by the old way, plus he had already graduated and worked in his previous life, so he forgot about going to school for a while.

"Ahem... What's that, master, I'll go down the mountain with my second uncle and aunt to the hospital," Fang Shun laughed.

"Get out, with you by my side, I have to live ten years less"

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