Chapter 187: Damnation Making Machine (1)
In the past, he was the master of the Han Dynasty, the master of the Tianji Gate, the heir of the Marquis, and the commander of the seven hundred Chaos Wuzun in the first battle of Lanyun Mountain, forcing Wang Xiao and his wife to be separated for thousands of years!
With a string of resounding names and deeds echoing in his mind, Shen Kun read out the name of the mysterious person A aloud, "Gu! Yue! River!"
Then he sighed in his heart...... Dry...... The dignified ancestor of Tianjimen...... How is this virtue?
"Stinky boy, since you called out my old man's name, hurry up and save people!" Gu Yuehe struggled hard under Wang Xiao: "You can't help but talk about credibility, I am also your martial spirit, and the palms and backs of my hands are full of meat ......"
Shen Kun smiled and turned away as if he hadn't heard.
"Shen Kun, why don't you save people!" Li Mu grabbed Shen Kun's shoulders violently and asked him to turn back, "Gu Yuehe just saved you and A Luo, and you watched him being beaten out of ungratefulness!"
"Brother Li, don't say it so ugly!" Shen Kun grinned and hooked Li Mu's shoulder, and whispered, "When will I get your enemy and let you clean him up like this?"
“......”
Li Mu had nothing to say.
And Shen Kun suddenly came up with an absolutely wonderful, but a bit of a spoof idea, he looked at his three martial spirits with a smile, and took advantage of Wang Xiao's kung fu to beat Gu Yuehe, grabbed a large bag of brown paper used to seal the prisoner's mouth and nose from the torture rack, cut it to the size of a palm, and drew some symbols on it that were familiar to all earthlings.
After doing all this, Shen Kun grabbed a stack of kraft paper in his hand and squatted next to Gu Yuehe's head with a smile.
At this time, Gu Yuehe's bones that had been beaten were distorted, his eyes bulged outward, and he was lying on the ground twitching and twitching, similar to a dying toad.
"Brother Wang, have you had enough?" asked Shen Kun with a grin.
"He's not dead yet, how can I be enough?" Wang Xiao sneered.
"Okay, brother, you continue!" Shen Kun smiled and said, "But Brother Wang, think about it, where is Du Yue'er's soul, what happened in the ancestral tomb of the Wang family, these things are only known to Gu Yuehe, if you really beat him to death......
Wang Xiao's expression changed, and he really let go of Gu Yuehe, although he was excited, he was never impulsive, and he knew when to do something.
"Brother Gu!" Shen Kun patted Gu Yuehe's face with a smile, "Since you have been exposed, then don't hide it, say it, tell all the secrets!"
"Do you still have the face to ask me?" Gu Yuehe's eyes glared, "You kid was treacherous, and he said that he would stop Wang Xiao, but he saw me being beaten half to death, if I am willing to tell you one more word, I will not be regarded as a personable master! Remember, a master also has a temper!"
"Oh, that's a lot of anger!"
Shen Kun smiled and suddenly asked, "By the way, was that bun delicious just now?"
"It's delicious!" Gu Yuehe licked his lips.
"That's it, you can only eat steamed buns once in more than a thousand years, it must be delicious!" Shen Kun asked in his ear, "Then do you still want to eat it in the future?"
"Uh......" Gu Yuehe swallowed, he knew that this sentence was a trap, and he didn't dare to answer.
"If you don't say it, I know!" Shen Kun said with a smile: "After more than a thousand years of dark captivity, you not only want to eat steamed buns, but also want to go shopping, go on outings, eat barbecue meals, and drink cold drinks...... Oh, you definitely want to set up a stall, tell fortunes, look at feng shui, and relive the green days when you were a charlatan......"
Every time Shen Kun said one, the corners of Gu Yuehe's mouth opened a point, and even Wang Xiao and Li Mu's eyes lit up.
And after Shen Kun listed many benefits, he suddenly said: "You want all of these, right? Answer me, you only have one chance!"
"I want to!" Gu Yuehe shouted in despair.
"Hmm......" Shen Kun hooked his fingers, "Then call the boss to listen!"
"Boss, I'm convinced!" Gu Yuehe complained: "As long as you let me go out for a walk every day, what happened just now ...... The master has his own belly, and he doesn't care about you!"
"Hey, this is a good martial spirit!" Shen Kun clapped his hands and said, "Then let's talk about it...... Well, let's start with why you are in the ancestral tomb of the Wang family!"
Secretly glancing at Wang Xiao, Gu Yuehe whispered: "Do ......you know the battle of Lanyun Mountain?
"I know all of this, and then what?"
"Just after I sealed Wang Xiao, I found out that I have leaked too many heavenly secrets in my life, and I will also suffer from heaven after death!" Gu Yuehe whispered: "So I entrusted my dream to my eldest apprentice, let him take Du Yue'er's bones, and bury my bones with Du Yue'er...... Specifically, I wore Du Yue'er's costume, dressed up as a woman, and buried it on the lower layer of the coffin, while Du Yue'er changed into my clothes and buried it on the upper layer of the coffin......"
"This method is called stealing the sky for a change, so that God will think that I am Du Yue'er and let me go......"
Speaking of this, seeing that Wang Xiao had become cold, Gu Yuehe hurriedly shouted: "Brother Wang, don't get angry, the whole process of changing clothes is done by women, and there is also a partition between me and Du Yue'er, I have never desecrated Du Yue'er's corpse...... I swear by the honor of my ancestor!"
Wang Xiao's face looked a little better, he had been fighting with Gu Yuehe for several years, although he hated this guy's neurotic performance, but he also trusted his character.
"And then, why is there only your soul left in the grave?"
"This ......" Gu Yuehe was embarrassed, "then you have to ask the Poison Buddha Xuan Idiot!"
"What's the matter?"
"Brother Wang, you don't know!" Gu Yuehe explained: "Du Yue'er and I have been buried together for more than a thousand years, and we have already resolved our grievances and become godbrothers and sisters...... Twenty-six years ago, the poisonous Buddha was also buried in the poisonous bone cave, and the three of us souls lived not far away, chatting together when we had nothing to do, looking at the scenery, and living was not lonely...... But seventeen years ago, someone came to worship the poisonous Buddha Xuan idiot, and Du Yue'er was a guest at Xuan Zhi at that time. That person's eyes could actually see through the two worlds of yin and yang, he saw Du Yue'er, scolded 'slut', and tore the yin and yang channel casually, and arrested Du Yue'er, he also said...... This little slut deserves death, it's too cheap to kill her, she must be caught and punished more!"
Seeing Yin and Yang...... Tear the yin and yang channels with your hands...... Wang Xiao suddenly felt a chill down his spine, who could have been so powerful? Shen Kun, who was extremely hard in the background, couldn't do this, right?
"Who is that man?" Wang Xiao asked.
"I was in my coffin at the time, I haven't seen that person!" Gu Yuehe said helplessly: "And after that person captured Du Yue'er, Xuan Idiot changed into a person, he told me the news of Du Yue'er's arrest, and then hid in the poisonous bone cave, I haven't seen him for more than ten years." ”
Wang Xiao nodded silently, his anxiety overflowing.
His wife was captured by an unimaginably powerful person, and that person was definitely not a good person, how could Wang Xiao calm down?!
"Don't worry, brother!" Shen Kun patted Wang Xiao's shoulder and persuaded: "After leaving here, I will immediately find a way to deal with the Great Bodhi Temple, and I will definitely find you the poisonous Buddha Xuan Idiot and ask Du Yue'er's whereabouts." ”
"Alas......" Wang Xiao looked a little lacking in confidence, but soon, his gaze became firm and gloomy, for Du Yue'er, he could forget what fear was!
After appeasing Wang Xiao, Shen Kun squatted in front of Gu Yuehe with a smile on his face, "Brother Gu, Brother Wang's matter is over, what about mine?"
"What else is going on with you?"
"Don't pretend to be stupid!" Shen Kun pointed to his chest, "You are all my martial spirits, tell me, what is your surname?"
"That's what you say!"
Gu Yuehe smiled, ran to the table, and wrote a line of big characters on the back of the leave slip he just had, beckoning: "This is my martial soul surname, come and see for yourself...... But don't blame my old man for not reminding you, the martial soul of the master is extraordinary, don't be scared!"
Shen Kunxing picked up the note and looked at it............ Martial Soul: Heavenly Secrets Must Not Be Revealed!
Ability: The Heavenly Secret must not be revealed!
Features: Heavenly machine must not be revealed!
Change: The Heavenly Secret really can't be revealed!
...... "Dude, are you fooling me?" Shen Kun said gloomily.
"Don't worry, I'll read it first and then talk about ......"
Gu Yuehe pointed mysteriously, and it turned out that there was a line of very small, very small, very small characters under the note, which could almost be seen clearly with a magnifying glass.
"This martial soul leaked too many heavenly secrets during his lifetime, and he owed heaven four heavenly punishments. ”
"It's ...... IOU?" Shen Kun stared blankly at the note, "Dude, what does this mean by owing four heavenly punishments?"
"It means that when I was alive, I was a big mouth, and I said too many things that shouldn't be said, which offended the gods...... Although I deceived the Heavenly Gate by stealing the heavens for words, the gods in the heavens have all remembered it for me, and I have repaid them four times in total!" Gu Yuehe smiled apologetically.
"Dude!" Shen Kun was really surprised, "How many heavenly secrets have you leaked, and you can actually attract four heavenly punishments?"
"Alas, I've leaked too many secrets...... Don't talk about it, and this is not the point!" Gu Yuehe smiled evilly, "The point is, I have now become your martial soul, and the human soul is one, so I owe the gods the damnation...... Hehe, it's the ...... you owe."
"In other words, these four heavenly punishments will fall on my head?" Shen Kun gritted his teeth fiercely.
"Exactly, this is called, I owe the debt, you pay it!"
Gu Yuehe continued with a smile: "But don't worry, I have temporarily blinded the Heavenly Gate, as long as you don't reveal my unique ability, the Heavenly Gate will not know that I am here with you, but once you use my ability...... Hey, you know what I mean, right?"
Of course Shen Kun understands!
Once he uses Gu Yue He's feng shui ability, he will be detected by the heavens and send down heavenly punishment, if Shen Kun doesn't want to find death himself, he will definitely not be able to use Gu Yue He's ability!
At this time, looking at the series of 'heavenly secrets cannot be leaked' on the note, Shen Kun completely understands that this heavenly soul cannot be leaked, which is exactly the expression of the master of 'this third martial soul must not see the light and is basically useless'.
"Ancient brother!" Shen Kun paused word by word, and said with a gloomy face: "It turns out that your martial soul is basically useless......
"It's not useless...... Gu Yuehe sneered, "Didn't you listen to what Cauchy just said? My old man is the sky to some extent, the sky is me, and I can incur the curse of heaven casually............ Hehe, even if I'm a damnation maker, I can use it four times!"
Saying that, Gu Yuehe's face became solemn, "Shen Kun, don't be busy getting angry first, there's still bad news!" He said very seriously: "I originally owed five times to heaven, but I was triggered once when you dug it up, and now there are four left...... But just now, in order to rescue Ah Luo, I used my unique feng shui ability, and now, Tianmen must have noticed it...... Prepare quickly, damnation is coming!"
(To be continued)