Two people who are facing each other need to introduce themselves first.

Liu Yicheng signaled to the lady to give priority, and Yu Xia cleared his throat and made up a temporary self-introduction.

"I am Yu Xia, 25 years old, I have a house and a car, I have a brother, a sister-in-law and a nephew, and a boyfriend, no cats, no dogs, no special habits, people are upright and have a good temper, respect the old and love the young, and love flowers and trees.

After speaking, figure it out for yourself.

Yes, it's not bad for the dialogue that happened in the blind date corner of a middle-aged idol drama.

Liu Yicheng was amused by her self-introduction, and she also introduced it in a similar way.

Then there was nothing to say, and I didn't know what else to introduce.

Five minutes have passed for a minute and a half, and the rest of the time is not to look at each other.

Yu Xia lazily brushed his hair, rolled his eyes, and asked him:

"Why did you and Zhou Yu break down?"

Liu Yicheng seemed to have been prepared for this problem, and said with a wry smile: "You should also be able to see that she is too sensitive, and she is still very suspicious. We have quarreled many times, and the feelings have been almost consumed. ”

"So it's all her fault? Don't have your own reasons? ”

Liu Yicheng was stunned: "Of course there is, I couldn't appease her, I couldn't solve the conflict, and I couldn't make a ...... to coax her patiently."

The unfinished words were interrupted by Yu Xia's gesture.

"Is she emotionally sensitive in her first year? You've been together for six years, and if you knew she was like this, shouldn't you be bored with it a long time ago?

If this is the first time you've noticed her like this, haven't you ever thought that you yourself were the one behind the way she looks now? Whatever the case may be, looking at her from a savior's point of view would make you look scummy. ”

A soothing tone utters a stinging assessment.

Liu Yicheng didn't know whether he was annoyed or embarrassed, and he couldn't speak for a while.

After a while, he sighed: "What about you, are you just dissatisfied with me when you say this, or are you expressing your dissatisfaction with men from a woman's point of view?" ”

"Don't get me wrong," Yu Xia pressed the [To be improved] evaluation button, and said with a smile, "It's a blind date scene now, it's normal for me to be picky about you, it's just my observation that I don't like you, and it may not have any reference value, so don't take it to heart." ”

"Oh yes, I don't have a good evaluation of you, it's not because of what I just said, it's because my boyfriend likes to be jealous. I'm sorry. ”

The turntable began to turn, and Yu Xia put on the headphones again.

Unlucky, this time there is her again.

It's just that when the boy's side stopped turning, it seemed that someone kicked the ground, and Xie Qingci stopped steadily opposite her window.

"Coincidentally, you're also here on a blind date?" She waved her hand, "Come, introduce yourself first." ”

Xie Qingci took off the headphones and hung them aside, tidied up his messy hair casually, and said, "Xie Qingci, your boyfriend." ”

“…… Unqualified, your self-introduction is going to be kicked out in the blind date market. ”

Xie Qingci: "Then what do you say?" I'll refer to it. ”

Yu Xia thought for a while: "You have to explain your quality, personality, family, and economic situation clearly." ”

He nodded and reorganized the language: "Noble quality, good character, family friendship, car, house and deposit, not to be missed." ”

She couldn't help but lean on the window and laugh.

Xie Qingci stretched out his hand and plucked her ear, and also leaned on the window: "It's time for me to ask." ”

"You ask."

"What did you just say to Liu Yicheng?"

Knowing that he would ask this, Yu Xia was not surprised, and replied: "Ask him about Zhou Yu, what else can you talk about?" ”

"Then why are you smiling at him?" He asked again.

"I laugh because I'm not hemiplegic, I can laugh when I have a mouth." She said angrily.

Xie Qing choked.

[Puff hahaha laugh at me, laugh because I am not hemiplegic hahahahaha]

[Xie Qingci is really jealous, when Yu Xia and Liu Yicheng were talking, he turned around and stared at them with great difficulty]

[This may be the good quality of the younger brother? ] 】

[With a car, a house and a deposit, isn't this my ideal husband? Look here, dear, I don't want to miss you either! 】

[Yu Xia spoke so directly, to the point, is this the experience of the Sea King]

[Zhou Yu and Liu Yicheng should break up quickly, I feel uncomfortable]

[Zheng Yanyan is amazing, doing the most fierce thing with an innocent face]

[I can't tell if it's normal for Zheng Yanyan to be wrong or if I'm single like a mother, I feel that the problem is not with her, everyone has received it, so Zhou Yu and Liu Yicheng quarreled]

[I found that my younger brother really likes to make some small movements to his sister, secretly poking and poking his waist, touching his earlobes, rubbing his face, and pinching his hands]

[Zheng Yanyan didn't do anything wrong, the problem is Liu Yicheng]

[Qian Ling and Ling Yan are really amazing, they received a letter from someone else, and they secretly read it themselves, if you don't say it, I won't say it, this is almost in love? ] It's almost a strange step, isn't it?]

【…】

There was a lot of discussion on the Internet, and the two people in the show were speechless.

Five minutes were about to arrive, and Xie Qingci finally put aside the question and made a direct request.

"Then you have to smile at me, too."

Yu Xia pulled out a giant smirk.

"Satisfied?"

"Reluctantly, what do you want to eat at noon?"

"You just have to look at it."

"Then go to that stall again."

"Okay, let's go."

Tap the "Favorable" button, and the dial re-rotates again.

After not turning to her three times in a row, I can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

The last time, she was whipped to the window again.

This time on the opposite side was Liu Ji, who was a little too thin, wearing a gray-blue hemp shirt, and he was polite, and at a glance he felt that he was a very talented creator.

It turned out to be true.

"I'm Liu Ji, 26 years old, music producer, lyricist."

At this point, he didn't seem to know how to continue, paused for two seconds, smiled embarrassedly, and said, "I'm not very good at talking, so it's better to listen than to talk about topics." Why don't you do it? ”

Although it is true that he does not act like "very good at talking", it is easy to make people feel good.

Yu Xia asked him a random question: "What advantages do you think you have in the blind date market?" ”

"Probably... Responsible? ”

This is really an illusory adjective, and she asked, "Then what do you think is my biggest advantage in the blind date market?" ”

Liu Ji said without hesitation: "Beautiful, strong aura." ”

She smiled and pressed the "To be improved" button.

He didn't seem to understand: "Am I behaving badly?" ”

"You're fine, but you don't quite match my aesthetics, and my boyfriend is staring at me."

He looked back, and really saw Xie Qingci staring at them with an expressionless face.

"You guys have a good relationship." He laughs.

"It's normal to be in love." She didn't have the idea of continuing to talk, and after answering perfunctorily, she raised her eyebrows at Xie Qingci opposite.

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