A child is naïve, why is another big man so naïve?

Can what a child says be true?

Obviously, it is the children who don't understand these things for a while, so they say these words that make people laugh.

Jiang is also unhappy:

"I'm not arguing, I'm declaring sovereignty."

A domineering man, even if the other party is just a child of a few years old, he will not despise it.

He had to engrave the words 'his aunt is his wife' into his head.

Do you still want to beat your daughter-in-law?

I'm fat!

What is not an underbeaten?

Lu Jing hugged his little nephew, he couldn't help it, and pinched his little face a few times.

Sure enough, the feel is really good.

But the child suddenly dodged:

"Auntie, do you say yes?"

The implication: If you don't agree, you won't pinch your face.

Burst.

This made Lu Jing laugh out loud again:

"It's not that I can't promise you, but what's in it for me?"

Benefits....

"I'll give all my pocket money to my aunt and my favorite toy, okay?"

Those pocket money is not a small amount, seven figures.

For ordinary families, they can't earn so much pocket money in a lifetime, right?

I have to admit that the children are still very generous.

Lu Jing still wanted to continue teasing, but the man in front of him gritted his teeth and said:

"Lu Xiaoer, are you embarrassed to get your pocket money?"

Millions only.

Do you know that your fourth uncle has already handed over all his bank cards?

That's at least a few dozen small targets.

is not limited to bank cards, many real estate and the like are also assigned to Lu Jing's name, which is much more valuable than that string of numbers.

Of course, children are still young and naturally do not know these differences.

Anyway, it's just to take out your favorite things, and that's very sincere.

Lu Jing laughed so much that his waist couldn't straighten up, and his stomach was throbbing.

"Really? Then you gave all your pocket money to your aunt, what about your mother? ”

This is as if it is: is aunt or mother more important?

Sure enough, the children were rarely entangled.

But it's just entangled for a few seconds, and it's branching again:

"My mother still has my father to raise, and when I grow up in the future, I will make a lot of money, and when the time comes, I will give half to my aunt and half to my mother."

Anyway, it's nothing to do with your dad or anyone else.

However, these words are still very gratifying for Lu Jing's aunt.

The child's three views are very positive, he dotes on his aunt, and he has not forgotten to spoil his mother.

It can be seen that in another twenty years, she will also be a favorite daughter-in-law.

Lu Jing nodded again and again, and his face was even more smiling:

"Uh-huh, okay, that aunt promised you."

As soon as these words came out, the children were happy.

"Auntie is the best, the best."

In the end, I didn't forget a rainbow fart.

.......

Ten minutes later, the car slowly drove into Huangning County, and then entered the underground garage.

Along the way, the aunt and nephew were happy.

It's just that as soon as the car stops, this tiredness will be deliberately interrupted by someone.

Pulling the car door from the outside, he directly carried Xiao Yizhou out like a chicken.

Lu Jing was nervous when he saw it:

"Jiang Ye, be gentle, don't scare the child."

Still gentle?

I have been holding back the fire for a long time along the way.

This stinky boy is really itchy!

However, my wife's words must be listened to, and in the end it was a little gentle.