"I ...... I...... I'm going to sue the officer! The old woman, who didn't know where the inspiration came from, suddenly burst out with such a sentence, and looked at the onlookers in the distance, "You give me a witness!" ”

The crowd of onlookers from afar: I'm in a big groove! Lao Tzu didn't see anything!

"Old Wangtou, didn't you say you wanted to play chess? Just in time, let's go! ”

"Aunt Zhang, you said that the trick last time was to lend it to me to draw it, let's go, you go get it for me......"

"Sister Qiuyue, you didn't give me the milk recipe last time? My dolls are crying with hunger! Let's go, get it for me! ”

……

In an instant, the crowd of onlookers dispersed!

Old woman: "!! ”

Chen Qingshan looked at the crowd that dispersed, and then looked at the more than 200 catties of brute bears who were weak and couldn't take care of themselves, and finally fell on the old woman who was still holding two kitchen knives in her hand.

The old woman is sluggish: from the young to the present, there is no disadvantage, why is it that today she has fallen into the sand?!

Chen Qingshan took a step forward, and the more than 200 catties on the ground trembled, and screamed: "Mother! ”

The old woman also shuddered, and the two kitchen knives in her hand fell to the ground with two "clanging sounds".

"Get out!" Chen Qingshan jumped out of a word impatiently.

"Alas!" The old woman actually agreed, and wanted to lift her son of more than 200 catties in the past, but the son was too heavy, and the mother's love was like a mountain and she couldn't support it.

"Not leaving?" Chen Qingshan's eyes looked at the brute bear on the ground, the brute bear was so frightened that he got up neatly, and he didn't need to be helped, and ran in the direction of home with a big stride.

The old woman was left behind for a while, and wanted to catch up, but she was reluctant to drop the two kitchen knives on the ground, and looked at her son for a while, and then looked at the kitchen knife, but after all, she didn't dare to come back to pick it up, and stomped her foot and chased after her son: "My son, alas, ......"

The alley was so quiet for a while that it was audible that only Chen Qingshan and the two lonely kitchen knives on the ground remained.

Chen Qingshan looked left and right, and there were several sounds of closing the door: this was the sound of the person peeking through the crack in the door being frightened and hurriedly closing the door.

"Alas!" Chen Qingshan sighed, walked to the front of the house, and knocked on the door, "It's me, the matter is settled." ”

The door opened, and it was Qiao Xiaofu who opened the door.

The three little ones looked at Chen Qingshan's eyes full of admiration and admiration: when the screams of the wild bears began to sound outside, Qiao Xiaofu and the three little ones were already lying in the crack of the door to watch.

Qiao Xiaofu: "Uncle, you are so amazing!" ”

Qiao Erlu: "Uncle, you are so mighty!" ”

Qiao Sanshou: "Poisonous woman, awesome!" ”

Chen Qingshan glanced at Qiao Sanshou, and his eyes fell on Qiao Chu's face fixedly: How am I doing?

Qiao Chu glanced at him with a smile: It's okay.

Chen Qingshan was a little itchy by this glance: Then tonight......

Qiao Chu glared at him, snorted in his nose, got up and went to the house: "Has the white tiger skin been dealt with?" ”

When Chen Qingshan heard this, he immediately walked to the place where the white tiger skin was dried.

A huge piece of white tiger skin, after being processed step by step, finally presented an appearance that amazed Chen Qingshan!

Probably because of eating a lot of Zhu Guo, the body of this white tiger is taller and larger than the usual white tiger, the fur is extraordinarily wide, and the hair is denser and more beautiful than the ordinary tiger skin.

Chen Qingshan liked it himself, so he hugged it and showed it to Qiao Chu.

Of course, he couldn't see it when he was hugging him like this, so Chen Qingshan spread it out on the bed to show Qiao Chu.

When a shiny and slippery white tiger skin was spread out on the bed, Qiao Chu was also a little dumbfounded: This is also too good-looking, right?

"How much can this thing sell for?" Qiao Xiaofu, who followed up, asked softly, and she was also shocked.

Qiao Chu was speechless and held his forehead: It's over, this girl has lost her money.

Chen Qingshan could naturally see Qiao Chu's liking, and said immediately: "Don't sell it." ”

"Why?" Qiao Xiaofu looked at Chen Qingshan in shock: This white tiger skin is worth a lot of silver if it is sold, right? Why don't you sell it?

"Your aunt likes it, make your aunt's bed." Chen Qingshan's face is geographically deserved.

"This white tiger skin has been sold, and I can buy a lot of cotton mattresses!" Qiao Xiaofu was even more shocked: Won't this kind of account be counted by uncle? No wonder such a person who is good at hunting has not made a fortune!

"You don't understand." Chen Qingshan glanced at Qiao Xiaofu: What do children know?

If Qiao Chu lies on this white tiger skin at night, and ...... with himself

Chen Qingshan looked up at the sky: No, I'm going to have a nosebleed.

"Uncle, what's up there?" Qiao Xiaofu followed Chen Qingshan's gaze and looked at the beams of the roof, wondering if he was a little blind and didn't see anything.

Chen Qingshan said casually: "Spider." ”

"Is there one?" Qiao Xiaofu suspected that his eyes were not good.

"You can't see, you go out." Chen Qingshan waved his hand to drive people away.

Qiao Xiaofu went out sadly: I am not old yet, I am going to be blind, will I not be able to take care of my younger brothers and sisters in the future? !

Thinking of this possibility, Qiao Xiaofu burst into tears, and squatted on the side of the lotus leaf tank in the corner of the wall and shrank into a ball.

Chen Qingshan leaned his neck to close the door, Qiao Chu was very surprised: "What's wrong with you?" You put your head down! Let me see! ”

Listen to the daughter-in-law's words. Chen Qingshan lowered his head, and two tubes of nosebleeds flowed down.

"What's wrong with you?" Qiao Chu thought he was on fire.

"I miss you." Someone's eyes began to darken.

Qiao Chu was shocked: "Obviously I only ...... last night"

"Not on the white tiger skin." Chen Qingshan had no choice but to pinch his nose: if he didn't control it for a while, he might bleed to death.

It took Qiao Chu a few seconds to react to Chen Qingshan's meaning, and his face immediately turned red, but he was also surprised by Chen Qingshan's amazing imagination: This guy is not as honest as it seems on the surface?

Is this the wilted man?

"You guy...... How did this happen? Qiao Chu kicked Chen Qingshan's calf, but the kick hurt his toes: this guy's calf is as hard as a stone!

"I was lying in the same bed with me before, and I didn't see how you were!" Qiao Chu muttered as he jumped to his feet.

"I didn't taste it at the time." Chen Qingshan pulled a washcloth, wiped the blood stains on his face, and found that there were no more nosebleeds, so he threw the washkerchief aside, and directly opened his arms and hugged Qiao Chu.

Qiao Chu couldn't care about the pain in his feet, and exclaimed in surprise and wanted to dodge: "Alas, alas! It's broad daylight! ”

"What happened during the day?" Chen Qingshan didn't care about it, he picked up Qiao Chu and put it on the white tiger skin.

"You spread out! Not during the day! There are kids out there! Qiao Chu hammered Chen Qingshan's back with his hand, but it didn't seem to be useful: this guy's back was as hard as a stone.

"Just keep quiet." Chen Qingshan said in a muffled voice.

"No......" Qiao Chu still wanted to resist, but Chen Qingshan had already begun to undress with his hands proficiently, and said undoubtedly: "You listen to me about this, and I will listen to you next to you." ”

This dog man! It's the same phrase every time......