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Lao Wang said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Then you are late, go now, it will be long gone, these are the last two eggs." ”

Saying that, Lao Wang was still extremely unbeaten, lifted the egg in his hand and showed it in front of the woman.

And the woman's sentence forgot to point out, and what she said was called a fake.

Zhou Kun, who watched the short video, and several brothers around him, couldn't help laughing.

This is especially a swollen face and a fat man, especially when listening to Lao Wang say that "It's long gone, these are the last two eggs".

The woman's face collapsed, and if it weren't for Lao Wang's constant laughter, the woman would have shouted out.

A person behind Zhou Kun said: "I'm laughing to death, I should do this." ”

On the other side, Zhang Wei, who was driving, couldn't help but say when he listened to Xu Lang tell about the process of shooting the video: "Hey, I didn't expect you to shoot a video, Lao Wang, you can do it." ”

Wang Qichuang smiled and said, "That's it, you don't look at who I am." ”

Xu Lang and Zhang Wei couldn't help laughing, and I have to say that although Lao Wang's acting skills are a little exaggerated, they do look a little bit flavorful.

It's quite hateful.

Zhou Kun's eyes kept staring at the short video.

Lao Wang in the short video, after saying that sentence a little arrogantly, turned around and left.

Leaving the woman dumbfounded, looking at the old Wang who left, she spat angrily.

In the distance, Xu Lang walked over and shouted, "I said Auntie, we're in the community, your spitting is too inauthentic." ”

The woman in anger said indifferently: "What's wrong with my spitting, it's blocking your eyes?" ”

Before Xu Lang could say anything, the woman couldn't help but say: "I said Xiao Xu, today's community activities, every household sends eggs, you are such an adult, why don't you know to notify me?" ”

Xu Lang didn't care about this, and said seriously: "No, Auntie, today's event is called a grand event, and everyone who comes has eggs, as well as washing machines, refrigerators, and electric ovens." ”

Listening to Xu Lang's words, the woman's face turned even bluer, and she frowned and said, "You are still in the management of the community, why don't you notify me of this kind of activity?" ”

The voice of questioning made Xu Lang's face show a touch of displeasure, but at this moment, he still said with a smile: "I said Auntie, why didn't I notify it, every family has notified it, everyone went to get it, and someone even drew a laptop, worth more than 10,000 yuan, you didn't go?" ”

When he said this, the woman was even more annoyed.

The more Xu Lang said, the more angry she became, and in her opinion, Xu Lang did it on purpose.

Otherwise, why, every household has notified, but they don't notify themselves, the anger in their eyes is uncontrollable, staring at Xu Lang and saying angrily: "Who did you notify you, why don't I know?" ”

Xu Lang said seriously: "Oh, I said Auntie, I told your daughter, didn't she tell you?" ”

As soon as the voice fell, the woman's face turned pale, staring at Xu Lang and saying angrily: "I said you are sick, what nonsense, I only have one son, where did I come from." ”

When the woman argued, Zhou Kun and others, who were watching the short video, couldn't help but laugh at the corners of their mouths.

Because the picture of the short video just now is still vivid, the woman said to her own teddy dog, saying what her biological daughter, and now Xu Lang directly retorted to the past.

As expected, in the short video, Xu Lang said very seriously: "Why don't you have a girl, just your girl who has a big black face, four feet, black curly hair, loves to stick out her tongue when she is hot, and likes to lick the tips of other people's feet." ”

The woman's face changed slightly, but Xu Lang didn't care and continued: "I respect her very much, I talked back and forth with it five times, each time, she was there, sticking out her tongue, wagging her tail, and saying that she understood, don't say it, this girl of your family is really smart, I'll tell it, you go to your mother, this egg is double, I feel that she understands better than me?" ”

As he spoke, Xu Lang paused slightly, frowned slightly and asked, "Why, didn't your daughter tell you?" ”

Xu Lang took a bite of you, which made the woman's face even more unbearable, and the anger in her heart was not only good, but she couldn't help but say: "You.... You...."

Xu Lang's expression was obviously stunned, and he asked suspiciously, "Auntie, why did you stutter?" Don't do that, it didn't tell you, I guess, it should have learned from you, it can't speak human language, right? ”

The woman's face changed greatly, this is no longer just talking about things, but scolding herself in disguise.

In these years, when did I get so angry, I couldn't help but say angrily: "Who are you referring to Sang scolding Huai here?" That's too rude, isn't it, can people be the same as dogs? ”

Hearing this, Xu Lang didn't bother to pretend.

The corner of his mouth sneered, and said, "Auntie, do you know now that there is a difference between people and dogs?" ”

After finishing speaking, Xu Lang couldn't help but say: "I tell you, walking a dog without a leash is equivalent to a dog walking a dog, you have the right to raise a dog, and you have the obligation to take care of your dog.

One thing you do say is very right, raising a dog and raising a child is indeed the same, you have the responsibility and obligation to manage ta, you say that you walk the dog without a leash, you love dogs, but you are essentially no quality, no upbringing, a sentence my dog does not bite, this is not the reason why you do not leash, it is precisely you, low quality, the perfect embodiment of inner selfishness,

Self-centered, don't care about other people's feelings at all, what are you called, you are obvious, in the name of loving dogs, to give full play to your selfishness, you know, obligations and rights are always equal,"

Good guy, the moment Xu Lang said these words.

Zhou Kun, who watched the short video, couldn't help but say: "Beautiful, this passage is simply a classic." ”

The people next to him couldn't help but praise: "It's really good, it perfectly interprets walking a dog without a leash, it's completely a matter of parenting." ”

Zhou Kun shook his head and couldn't help but say, "This is really comfortable to listen to." ”

The short video is not over here, the woman pointed her finger at Xu Lang angrily by Xu Lang's words, but for a while, she didn't know what to say.

Xu Lang sneered and said, "What? Speechless? Let me tell you, my country's "Animal Epidemic Prevention Law" has been implemented, walking a dog without a leash is considered illegal, you, illegal, you know? You can't have both fish and bear paws, and you have to walk the dog, and you have to give the dog the so-called freedom, I think you are a high jump in the toilet, too much, right? ”

The voice fell, and the woman's face turned pale.

As the music beats, the short video ends here.

Zhou Kun slapped his thigh, praised excitedly, and forwarded this video without hesitation.