Chapter 304, what a poor and sour mountain god

A figure appeared in front of the two of them, dressed in tatters, with yellow faces and thin muscles.

Only...... It's like a beggar begging for food on the street, and it's really pitiful and can't bear to look at it.

Don't say that he is a mountain god, no one believes him, no one believes that he is an ordinary normal person, this is a proper little beggar!

"I said, you are also a god, how did you make yourself like this, you are too embarrassed to the gods like this!"

Not only did Kong Xuan not understand, but Ye Zheng said that he didn't understand either, he was still very good to the people below, how could he still be like this.

The money and supplies given to them every month are very rich, and it will definitely not be like this, can someone deduct it in the middle?

"Tell me, how did you become like this, explain it clearly, or I'll beat you!" Kong Xuan raised his hand to scare the mountain god, it was really embarrassing to look at.

The mountain god looked at the two of them with some position, and obediently told his story in order not to be beaten, and then in order to meet the occasion, Ye Zheng and Kong Xuan came out with a bottle of wine.

You have a story, I have wine, you tell your story well, I drink my wine well.

"The little god's name is Nan Jing, he is the mountain god of this mountain range, the situation was still very good at the beginning, knowing that I met a rude and willful woman, everything became different!"

The woman was beautiful, with bright eyes and teeth, and at the same time a sharp little guy.

She is a guy who is good at disguising herself, she can say that the black is white, she can say the dead as alive, and she can say that everything that is not there exists in reality.

She is like magic, she can be obsessed with her uncontrollably whatever she says.

After a long time, he thought that he knew her well enough that they had a certain relationship with each other, and their relationship became different.

He told her what he liked, and said that he wanted to be with her, no matter what he was willing to do.

But on the third day they were together, the woman stole everything he had, everything that was worthless, even his heart.

Then he, a mountain god who has always been chic and free, found out that he had been deceived, deceived by feelings, deceived by money, and deceived his family with nothing left.

Hahaha, I'm sorry, I really didn't hold back.

I've seen stupid people, but they haven't seen such stupid people, and they can't live their lives anymore when they are deceived by others.

"Hahahaha, did you hear it, it's really miserable to be deceived!" Kong Xuan pointed at Nan Jing and asked Ye Zheng if he had never seen such a stupid guy.

I don't know how he became a mountain god with this IQ, whether he always goes through the back door, this IQ is really worrying!

"You've listened to the two of you and laughed, shouldn't you tell me who you are?" Nan Jing looked at these two people with some pity, wouldn't the two of them also be liars!

"Heh, you still know who we are, we don't know who we are, we dare to shake out all our family backgrounds, you should be deceived by your IQ!"

Ye Zheng couldn't help but roll his eyes, he really couldn't believe it, there was such a brainless person under his hands, and he was really a little suspicious of life.

"This Monarch Nine Heavens Red Spirit Emperor - Ye Zheng!"

"The Buddha of the Buddha Realm - Empty Xuan!"

"Poof", Nan Jing, who had just stood up, fell to the ground with his buttocks, there is no problem with his ears!

There's nothing wrong with his eyes! There's nothing wrong with his brain!

The Nine Heavenly Emperors, the Buddhas of the Buddha Realm, how could these two appear here, what are they doing here.

"I've never seen such a poor and sour mountain god, and I haven't seen such a stupid mountain god, can't you go to someone to get everything back if you're deceived?"

"Look at the way you look now, don't say you're a god when you go out, it's really embarrassing."

Kong Xuan's mouth was a little poisonous, but he was telling the truth, and Nan Jing was really stupid.

That's it, this matter is solved like this, anyway, this guy is a real mountain god, so there is no harm to the villagers, and they don't have to worry about it.

As long as there is no danger, they don't have to worry about other problems, and the mountain god's own affairs can be handled by himself, as long as it doesn't involve worldly humans.

"Okay, since the mountain god in everyone's mouth is true, this matter is easy to solve, you can solve your own affairs!"

Ye Zheng also said quietly, planning to go down the mountain and leave directly with Kong Xuan, but Nan Jing looked at the two of them with an embarrassed face, it was really that he was in too bad a situation, and he really didn't know what to do if no one helped him.

"Okay, okay, Benjun will help you, it's quite helpless for you guy to be like this." gave the mountain god a divine power and healed the injuries on his body, and the rest of them were really not suitable for meddler.

"Thank you, thank you!" He bowed, thanked him, and then watched Ye Zheng and Kong Xuan leave.

I didn't expect that one day, he would also meet the emperor and the Buddha, but he didn't expect it to be in such a way.

Seeing that his body recovered, then he could do other things. After washing up well, changing into clean clothes, she looked for the woman who had deceived her.

What the king and the Buddha said is not wrong, he is not in trouble, he is also a god, and he is different from ordinary human beings.

After all, in the past, God was all on high and worshipped.

In order to pray for blessings and to have a smooth life, people will worship and worship God, and they will never dare to deceive God.

"Village chief, this matter is a misunderstanding, someone was deceived and had nowhere to go, so he stayed at the top of the mountain for a few days, and when we went up, we had already persuaded him to leave."

Kong Xuan explained to the village chief and the villagers, and told them the matter very tactfully, but he didn't tell them that there really was a god, after all, if the current society let people know that there is such a god, it will cause unnecessary trouble.

Especially let them know that there is such a stupid mountain god who will subvert their cognition, and they will also doubt life.

"It's all a misunderstanding, we'll go back if there's nothing to do, and we can use the place where we can call the previous phone in the future, let's go back!"

Waving his hand at everyone, Ye Zheng and Kong Xuan drove away, what happened recently, either they were deceived, or they were almost exhausted when they ran back and forth.

This time and again, two or three days have passed, they really don't have a dime of income, and if they continue like this, they will really have to eat instant noodles again.

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