Volume 4: The False Gods of the West Chapter 115 The incident of the bathhouse and the latrine being opened
Accompanied by a stream of roast pig. The smell of hair came from below, and the whole room was reduced to ashes.
Zombies were burned to char in the roar of the fire.
Lin Xi sighed: "If it is some roasted braised pigs, now it can be opened." Oh Ni Hair................ Wonderful! Wonderful! ”
A moment later!
The flames gradually weakened, and there was not a single zombie standing in the field, replaced by confused ghosts, their eyes cold and numb.
He didn't pay attention to those things anymore, turned to look at Zhang Wu and said with a smile: "Let's go, it's over, take me to see where the dragon bone grass is." ”
As soon as Zhang Wu heard about the keel grass, he immediately exploded.
"Don't, don't............... Big brother, my own brother, I really don't dare, why don't you find someone else? ”
Lin Xi: "..............."
Where would I go without you to guide me?
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It is estimated that after this incident, this Zhang Wu may no longer dare to go out.
Lin Xi said: "You have to go even if you don't go!" It's not up to you to negotiate here................... If you don't go, I'll leave you here and wait for someone else to save you!" ”
Speaking of this, he touched his chin and said, "Oh................. That's right................... It's 10,000 meters in the air, who can save you? ”
I'm Gan!
Zhang Wu suddenly exploded, forced to buy and sell................... If you don't want to go, you can't do it, please be a person?
He hurriedly said, "I'll go................... I can't go, really! ”
Lin Xi said with an indifferent face: "I knew this was the case, why did I bother in the first place?" I just promised me that I wouldn't have done it, but now I don't want to take you there, I'll go by myself, isn't it good to eat alone? Why do you want to bring your oil bottle to join in the fun? ”
Hearing this, Zhang Wu pleaded with a bitter face: "Don't! I don't look like you, I can't fly! ”
Wouldn't this be a pile of mud if you don't stand firm and fall?
How dare he stay on this alone.
Seeing this, Lin Xi smiled and said, "Just kidding, let's go................ You show me the way! ”
Hearing this, Zhang Wu helplessly pointed in the direction of Cliff Mountain.
Suddenly!
There was a thud under his feet.
Even people flew out dozens of miles away with wood and came to the top of the cliff mountain.
What is Cliff Mountain?
There was a canyon in the middle of the cliffs, several miles high, and from here a medicine picker who did not stand still and fell was smashed into a pile of rotten meat.
There must be spiritual things in dangerous places, such as a few years ago, someone caught a butterfly medicine king here and went to the Treasure Pavilion Auction House!
Sold for hundreds of billions of silver taels!
Moreover, according to rumors, the person who obtained this medicine king turned from an ordinary person to an innate realm powerhouse in less than three days.
It can be seen how powerful the medicine king's energy is, it can actually make an ordinary person transform into a cultivator!
This is the King of Medicine who is also blushing when he sees it, and the improvement of the King of Medicine to the monk is also extremely significant!
Lin Xi slowly descended and sneered: "This is Cliff Mountain!" Come down! ”
When Zhang Wu heard this, he jumped down, and he breathed a sigh of relief after stepping on the ground, and finally returned to the ground, and he couldn't bear to fly like that!
Zhang Wu said: "Cliff Mountain is also known as Medicine King Mountain, people who come here to collect medicine are all to try their luck, if they really run into a medicine king, it will be soaring!" Three lifetimes without worrying about food and clothing! ”
said that his eyes revealed yearning, and it was also true, how could he be an ordinary person to think so much, it would be very good to live a nourishing life, how could he be in the mood to think about any cultivation.
Lin Xi smiled when he heard this: "Here is the Medicine King? ”
When I mentioned the medicine king Lin Xike, I was interested, this thing is an unattainable and undesirable medicine spirit!
How many people fought for a medicine king, and the final result was almost annihilation!
Now in this small cliff mountain, there is actually the whereabouts of the medicine king, which is amazing!
Zhang Wu was stunned when he heard this, and he could feel a burning gaze looking at him, which made him a little embarrassed.
"Yes, how dare I lie to you? Of course, this was hundreds of years ago, and whether there is a medicine king or not is another matter now! ”
The expression on Lin Xi's face immediately dropped when he heard this, and it was better to take out the things of hundreds of years ago to force Lai Lai.
Make me happy in vain!
Lin Xi turned around and took him back to the original city, and the sloppy things of the dragon bones lingered on him.
As soon as he remembered the matter of the dragon bone grass, he happened to bump into Li Yan who met in the underworld!
Li Yan saw Lin Xi and hurriedly stepped forward to say hello.
She smiled: "Young Master Lin................ I haven't seen you for a long time, don't come unharmed! ”
Lin Xi saw that it was her and sneered: "You are powerful and powerful in the Netherworld............... Those two little bunnies came to stop me, I guess it's also your handiwork, right? ”
Lin Yu: "...................."
Li Yan's face immediately darkened when she heard this, those two Yin soldiers were called by her, she wanted to befriend Lin Xi in that way!
She probably didn't expect that Lin Xi would take out the ghost-beating whip from the white prostitute of the King of Five Senses, and as soon as the whip went down, the two little minions she arranged were numb!
didn't give herself any face, and now that she met, she thought that Lin Xi must have forgotten what happened at the beginning, but she really didn't expect this guy to hold a grudge so much!
Li Yanying's mouth opened slightly and hurriedly explained: "You listen to my cunning.............. You listen to me explain, Lin Gongzi's matter is not what you think..............."
The voice did not fall.
Lin Xi interrupted with a wave of his hand: "You don't need to explain, nothing in the world can escape my eyes, you just want to use that matter to make friends with me, the master of this gun has already seen through your tricks!" ”
Li Yan's face was so gloomy when she heard this that she could almost drip water, she didn't expect Lin Xi to know that this was a good show arranged by her!
"Can't you forgive me?"
Lin Xi glanced at her lightly, then clasped his hands and said coldly: "Can't!" ”
"Can't I say I like you?"
Lin Xi said with interest when he heard this: "How do you like the law, do you like my gun or my person, or do you .................. The one you like about me? ”
Li Yan was stunned when she heard this, and then her face flushed and said, "I want to tell Sister Li Yang that someone is bullying me................ The person who bullied me is still a big gun! ”
Lin Xi heard that it was a little messy in the wind, and he was too embarrassed!
It would be great if this woman ran to complain, and she was given her big mouth in exchange.
I didn't expect that this woman was actually Li Yang's sister, in fact, he should have thought of it a long time ago, it's good to tease her like this, and she can't get off the stage!
"Alas................. If you have something to say, what do you mean by me bullying you! Don't sue in front of your sister, I warn you, it's better not to be a child's play, I'm very serious! ”
Li Yan smiled when she heard this: "I'll tell her, I'll see what you do, a little .................."
As she spoke, she put on a child-like expression that didn't grow up.
It made Lin Xi's eggs hurt for a while.
Lin Xi took the opportunity to divert her attention and pointed in one direction and exclaimed, "Look................ There's a master there! ”
Hearing this, Li Yan hurriedly turned her head to look, and at the moment when she turned her head, Lin Xi had already run away without a trace.
I only heard a voice: "Plop ................."
It was accompanied by the sound of a splash.
Li Yan: "................."
I didn't expect that I would believe this guy's nonsense! I was deceived by this little trick, and I was ashamed to go home.
Thinking of this, Li Yan turned around and left, she came this time to meet the legendary Lin Guoshi.................. But she didn't know that Lin Xi himself was in front of her.
She didn't know she had missed another opportunity.
And after she left, Lin Xi slowly walked out of the thatched toilet on the side, because he was running in a hurry, he stumbled and fell into the dung pit, causing him to be covered in a foul smell now!
made him speechless for a while, what a sin!
He now understands one sentence, and that is: You can't live if you do your own evil!
Just as he was about to leave, an aunt passed by and choked on the sky-high stench, retching repeatedly.
Hurriedly covered his nose and said, "Which little Wang Ba Lamb didn't close the door when he went to the toilet, damn it............... It stinks to me, vomit................... I curse you for having children in your whole family without farts. Eye! ”
Lin Xi: "..................."
Damn it!
Today, I must have gone out and didn't look at the yellow calendar, and I was unlucky to get home!
He came to a bathhouse with a disappointed face, and was about to take a bath to wash off the smell on his body.
Didn't think about it!
As soon as he entered the door, Xiao Er, who was entertaining the guests, was directly fainted by the sky-high stench.................. It's outrageous!
It's just outrageous, outrageous open door, outrageous home!
Lin Xi wanted to cry without tears, so he prostituted a bathhouse in vain.
Just after he entered, a group of people rushed away, as if fleeing for their lives, and some of the uncles didn't even have time to put on their pants, and stumbled out.
"Oh no! The pit between the bathhouse and the latrine has been opened! ”
Lin Xi: "................"
It's simply invincible!