Chapter 191: I Really Don't Dare to Smoke Anything!
Huang Tianming stood at Xie Guangzhi's door with a cigarette for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth and knocked on the door.
Xie Guangzhi sat in the bedroom, playing with the computer and holding a cigarette in his mouth, and lived a very chic life.
Xie Guangzhi glanced at it and found that it was him, a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes, and he didn't make a sound.
There was another person in the bedroom, and when he saw the two of them, he also showed an expression of watching a good show.
"Squad leader, I have something to look for you."
Huang Tianming endured his anger, but when he thought of Xu Zhimu's words, he still maintained this emotion.
"Fucking sniper can't dodge, play something!"
Xie Guangzhi's keyboard snapped, and he scolded and scolded Huai, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, not taking Huang Tianming next to him in his eyes at all.
"Squad leader, I have something for you." Huang Tianming took a breath and put the handbag in his hand on the table.
"I said, your information is still being approved, waiting for the school to notice."
Xie Guangzhi didn't even look at it, in his impression, this kind of poor man from the countryside would send some bullshit local products.
It's not a pickle or some broken bacon and sausage, it's better to give a pack of cigarettes to smoke.
Huang Tianming saw the disdain in his eyes, he endured it again and again, revealed some cigarettes from the bag, and then put it in front of him.
Xie Guangzhi finally saw a cigarette in the bag, and he suddenly played the game.
This cigarette will cost at least five or six hundred, and this product may not be able to have so much living expenses in a month.
He looked at the cigarette case on his desk, which was almost empty, and his throat moved: "What do you mean by these things?" ”
Huang Tianming listened to his instantaneous change in tone, and felt disgusted, but he still said very sincerely: "This is a specialty cigarette from my hometown, I have recently quit smoking, so I will give it to Team Leader Xie for you to smoke." ”
Xie Guangzhi laughed in his heart, what kind of bullshit specialty cigarettes, this cigarette is obviously available all over the country, and he won't find an excuse for this forced gift.
Xie Guangzhi didn't speak, and Huang Tianming said again: "Class leader, I shouldn't have had a conflict with you in the class before, you take this cigarette and smoke it, and also urge me to urge the subsidy in front of Counselor Yang Binwen, I need this ...... very much."
"It's not a question of whether you take something or not, this matter has to be approved by the counselor, it's not so easy to do, let me help you ask."
Xie Guangzhi interrupted him, but his tone had eased a lot.
"Thank you squad leader, then I'll put this cigarette here, you get busy first."
Huang Tianming's eyes flashed, and he turned to leave.
After Huang Tianming left, Xie Guangzhi immediately picked up the cigarette, glanced at it, and said proudly: "I thought this kid was so hard, in the end, he still obediently sent things over." ”
The person on the top bunk also came down quickly: "Squad leader, open a pack of cigarettes, I will have no money to buy cigarettes at the end of this month." ”
"No, we can't move this thing first."
"Damn, just open a few boxes and keep them for yourself, and send the rest to the counselor."
"I don't want to step on a horse? That old B Deng's heart is very small-minded, if he knew that I swallowed things privately, I guess he would be able to change me immediately, do you understand? ”
"Awesome ......"
……
In a men's dormitory, there was an audio on the mobile phone, "That old B Deng's heart is very small, and he is very ......"
Xu Zhimu, Zhang Rui, Chen Wei, and Li Ben all gathered around and listened with relish.
"I'll fuck it, I've been playing this game since my freshman year, if this had been put in the past, he would definitely be the number one person led by niggers."
"This is bullying honest people, if it were me, I would have to let him see if the sun was red tomorrow!"
After Zhang Rui and Chen Wei heard this, they both scolded and scolded.
"I didn't expect this person to be a little smart." Xu Zhimu said with a smile, although Huang Tianming didn't say much, he said the name information of Xie Guangzhi and their class counselor.
These recordings greatly increase the authenticity.
Soon, the sound of cigarettes being loaded away came from Xu Zhimu's mobile phone.
"There's going to be a good show soon." Zhang Rui also lit a cigarette and listened while smoking.
……
Xie Guangzhi took a cigarette, found the counselor's office, and walked in after getting a response.
"Teacher Yang."
"What's the matter?"
The general counselor is a middle-aged man who looks like he is in his forties and fifties, with a beer belly and a smooth face.
"Teacher Yang, this is a specialty cigarette from my hometown, I'm afraid I won't be able to control my addiction to smoking, so let you help me watch it first."
Xie Guangzhi pushed the thing over, Yang Binwen saw a new cigarette inside, grinned and said, "You kid can talk, let it go." ”
"Eh, okay, it's the National Day soon, and there are still a few student grants in the class that haven't come down, you see......"
"Those who should be urged, those who don't care about themselves will vacate the places and give them to students who are really in need." As he said this, he patted the cigarette case.
The implication is naturally that the person who should urge the gift will be promoted, and if he is disobedient, he will directly kick out the quota and give the quota to those who are willing to give gifts.
"Okay." Xie Guangzhi was attentive, and glanced at the cigarette again.
"I'll keep these things for you first, you can go back first."
As a result, Yang Binwen waved his hand directly, and Xie Guangzhi was stunned in place, originally wanting to come back with two boxes to draw.
"Are you okay?"
"Gone, gone......"
Xie Guangzhi scolded directly in his heart, this old man is really greedy, he actually planned to swallow it directly, he really stepped on the horse, it was better to swallow some first......
After Xie Guangzhi left, Yang Binwen took out his cigarette again and looked at it: "This kid, he still wants to take things from my hands, if you take it away, I will be a counselor for more than ten years." ”
……
On the phone's side, it fell with the recorded sound.
Zhang Rui touched his hair: "Damn, this old Dengzi is really cunning, and there is no sentence in this sentence that can be used as evidence." ”
"The Point Guard Is Here"
"That's for sure, the unsmart ones have long been arrested as a typical example, are we playing?" Chen Wei also felt a little pity.
"Did you mess up?"
Xu Zhimu touched his chin and smiled.
"There's no useful information about this, and I stepped into a cigarette! Don't play smashed. ”
Zhang Ruidu felt a little pity, he could go to KTV for five or six hundred yuan to order a princess and half a pack......
"I think it's worth it, because I don't need any real evidence, it's all right." Xu Zhimu snapped his fingers and laughed.
"However, how can you report it without evidence?"
Zhang Rui and Chen Wei didn't understand.
Xu Zhimu patted Li Ben on the shoulder and said, "Benben, you just take these out, add automatic subtitles, and then find some bribe-taking pictures from the Internet, and deal with them in the lake, so that people can't see what it is. ”
"This ...... Yes, yes, but doesn't that feel too fake? ”
Li Ben was also a little puzzled.
"Sometimes the truth doesn't matter at all, what the public likes to watch is a hilarious, we just need to lead the topic, and major netizens will pick up countless "facts" for us. ”
Xu Zhimu smiled confidently, many of the self-media in later generations started by relying on this kind of headline party behavior.
Fan public opinion and create topics.
Naturally, someone will come forward and speak out.
Those who come from any school, who have had this kind of experience before, will vent their anger.
At this point, it doesn't matter if there is evidence in this matter or not.
This trick can also be said to be borrowing a knife to kill.
Zhang Rui and Chen Wei glanced at each other, looked at Xu Zhimu again, and suddenly took a step back.
"What's wrong with you two?"
"Brother Mu, I found one thing, no one can mess with you in the future, otherwise you won't know how to die."
"Roll the calf......"
Xu Zhimu scolded the two of them with a smile, and then looked at the screen of the edited video: "This sentence is placed in the following sentence, and after this picture is finished, it is placed behind the sentence "Put it here......"
Half an hour later, under the guidance of Xu Zhimu, Li Ben cut out the video, and several people watched it again.
Seeing this, Zhang Rui suddenly shouted awesome!
"Holy! Brother Mu, you are amazing! How do these words come together so that the meaning is completely different? ”
In the video, it was originally "It's not a question of whether you take something or not, this matter needs to be approved by the counselor, and it is not so easy to do......"
As a result, it was changed to become: "If you don't take things, this thing is not so easy to do." ”
Although Xu Zhimu also hated this kind of malicious editing in his previous life, it was reasonable to use it to deal with bad guys.
"It's really awesome, this horse is estimated to have died unjustly, and I don't know how to die!" Chen Wei was also praised.
"Don't be idle, you two don't be idle, help me go to the Internet café to forward the video, remember, each video must have the drainage information of our account."
Xu Zhimu has registered a lot of accounts, and the account management is not so strict during this period.
Xu Zhimu knew that Binhai University would definitely suppress the heat, and even launch a relationship to ban these accounts.
And the videos they all posted in Internet cafes can't be searched by network IPs.
Therefore, Xu Zhimu's information is placed in the final drainage environment, and these drainage accounts only pay attention to the real tuba on Xu Zhimu.
In this way, even if these thrown out numbers are sealed, it will not be counted on his head.
"Let's start posting, let's see how many followers our account can have today!"
Xu Zhimu is also a little looking forward to it, such a large flow pool of Binhai University should give him a surprise!
…………
On Friday, the countdown to the National Day holiday has begun.
The whole school took the opportunity to be in the joy of the upcoming festival.
And on major video platforms, such as Tieba headlines, a headline titled "Shocked! A teacher from a well-known university in Binhai City actually connected students to subsidize poor students in the dark! The video went viral.
There are not many specific pictures in the video, but those who are familiar with it can still feel that the title is pointing to Primordial University.
This kind of video of the lake is even more curious.
And the recording content in it is quite exciting.
Suddenly, the post bar forum of Binhai University was bursting.
"This old man named Yang Binwen! Fuck my former counselor, who had a history of receiving gifts before, and now he even accepts money from poor students, does he still have a conscience? ”
"Conscience? This kind of person is gone!
”
"I'll go, is it really Coastal University? There is also such a thing in such a hanging school? ”
"It's really rare and strange upstairs, where are there no such things, this is the sophistication of human feelings......"
"I admire who broke all these things? This can be regarded as a struggle against the forces of evil, who said that only those who stand in the light are heroes? ”
"The official has begun to delete the video, and there are accounts displayed behind the video, so take a look......"
In the men's dormitory, Xie Guangzhi was holding his mobile phone, and the cigarette in his mouth fell off, almost burning his thigh.
He listened to the voice in this video, and it was definitely his own.
"! It was put on the table! ”
He remembered Huang Tianming, who gave him a gift yesterday, and his intestines were blue with regret.
Everyone else in the dormitory looked at each other, always feeling like something big was going to happen in their class!
In the women's dormitory, Wang Ningning and several girls also hugged their mobile phones to eat this shocking melon.
"This, he definitely did it, right?" Wang Ningning and Xiao Jiao both guessed.
It's just that he didn't expect that in order to clear this bad breath for Qingqing, he actually made a really big move!
Fan Sihui smiled and said nothing, it seems that the effect is even better than expected.
Of course, the worst thing is now, Yang Binwen just saw the video, and the whole person almost smashed his mobile phone.
This is...... Recording?!
He instantly remembered the cigarettes he had collected yesterday.
He hurriedly poured out all the cigarette cases, and the boxes were unbuttoned and spilled all on the table.
A messy table full of cigarettes.
Sure enough, there was a box inside, and there was a small bugging device.
Yang Binwen's heart suddenly fainted, and it was over......
"Instructor Yang."
At this time, the door was pushed open, and two middle-aged men who looked like leaders pushed the door open.
I saw the cigarettes on the table at a glance, and I didn't need to say anything I wanted to question, which was already ironclad evidence.
"Yang Binwen, what else do you want to explain?
"Dean, who, who put me in my office? Isn't this framing me? ”
"You know it's your office!"
With a loud shout from the dean, Yang Binwen staggered up from his chair, and he trembled and pointed to a table of cigarettes.
"This, I really didn't dare to smoke this cigarette......"