Chapter 466, Forced
"It's a monster with fangs and claws, many hands and feet,"
Li Gongfu originally wanted to talk about demons and monsters. With his knowledge, he naturally knows whether it is a demon or a human.
But he couldn't say it, not for anything else, but for two words, "harmony."
Don't think that these two words are the exclusive case of later generations, but they are not. The ancients also attached great importance to the god of "harmony". Otherwise, there would be no literary prison. And what Li Gongfu didn't dare to say explicitly was that this "demon" was more terrible than the literary prison in ancient times.
Don't forget, the ancients had a cloud: when a country is about to die, there will be demons.
Saying that there are demons is no different from cursing the destruction of the country.
Although Li Gongfu is just a county headcatcher, he still has some political wisdom.
Yang Zhixian sighed and was noncommittal, but this provoked a woman. This woman is the third aunt of Yang Zhi County.
In ancient times, as an official, family members were not allowed to follow. But men always have such and such physiological needs, and they can't be a monk for as long as they want to be an official, which is too inhumane and unrealistic. Therefore, there is also a custom of where to be an official and where to marry.
And the ancients were reluctant to leave their hometown and take care of the family's fields and houses, even the wife had no opinion on this.
This third aunt is Yang Zhixian's internal office, as well as the bed partner who accompanies talking, eating, and living.
It's also one of his favorites.
The third aunt: "Haha, what a monster with sharp teeth and claws, many hands and feet, Li Tou, don't be alarmist here, it's good to spread rumors and make trouble." ”
Suddenly burst in from behind. It's extremely impolite. But with the second child pregnant, now there is no one to compete with her for favor, so she wants to show it even more. Recently, it has been a political affair. She's also often involved.
Yang Zhixian was used to it, so she inserted a lever horizontally, and Yang Zhixian didn't make a move. On the contrary, there is a great way for her to play.
As the head catcher of this county, Li Gongfu naturally knew that this third aunt was too often involved in political affairs, so he did not refute, but immediately said: "My subordinates don't dare,"
The third aunt is too unforgiving. As soon as Li Gongfu retreated, she immediately asked: "Hmph, don't you dare?" I'm afraid that you will say so in your mouth, but you don't think so in your heart, you said that the county master and I, even you have also lived in Qiantang County for several generations, have you ever heard of any monsters with sharp teeth and claws, many hands and feet?"
"This ......" Li Gongfu only broadened his horizons a lot, but he was still a mortal and had not begun to cultivate.
Mortals have mortal concerns. It's like if something supernatural happens somewhere in the Hereafter. The local public security chief also cannot talk nonsense.
Just like the current Li Gongfu, although he has the certainty of success, but there is no success. He didn't dare to make such an assertion.
Seeing that Li Gongfu was silent, the third aunt was even more proud: "Why, I can't think of it." Of course, I can't think of anything that I don't have, and if I don't do it well, I fabricate some monsters and ghosts to bluff people, and it's okay to talk about this in our county government, but if it spreads, it will make people panic, and everyone will protect themselves. Everyone went to the county government to make trouble, so do we still want to bring this black gauze hat on the head of our county master?"
Yang Zhixian didn't react at first. Now that I heard it, I immediately hugged my third aunt lovingly: "The third aunt is high-minded, admires and admires." Ah, Li Tou, there are no monsters in Qiantang County at all, now I order you to arrest the murderer within three days, otherwise you will be punished for dereliction of duty, if you confuse the public with false words, the crime will be increased by one degree. Let's go down!"
Li Gongfu: "Yes. ”
Li Gongfu retreated, Yang Zhixian's behavior became even more debauched, and his hand not only reached in to hold it, but also kissed Jiaoyan: "My third aunt is really my virtuous helper!"
"Of course. The third aunt was too beautiful to glance at. ...,
This glance simply hooked out Yang Zhixian's soul.
However, Yang Zhixian suddenly asked: "What if this case can't be solved?" ”
Naturally, officials attach great importance to the hat on their heads. No one wants to take their hat off.
The third aunt smiled too sweetly: "Master, what are you worried about." It's your credit for solving the case, if you can't solve it......"
"What if it can't be broken?"
"If you can't break it, take Li's head and kill his head. ”
"What? No, absolutely not. You and I have only been in office for a short time, and the grace and power have not yet been established, how can we kill our subordinates. Yang Zhixian shook his head again and again.
The third aunt said, "Master, what are you worried about? Could it be that you are worried about Li Toujingzhong?"
Yang Zhixian: "Baby, I know and ask!"
The third aunt: "It's hard to forget, master, that Lord Ning has already sent an envoy to Liao." ”
"But it's an envoy, I'm killing his family now, what will I do when he comes back?"
It's not that Yang Zhixian lacks political wisdom, it's really that the information in this era is blocked, what happened to the court, what kind of work it has, and how can Qiantang Zhixian know.
He really knows everything and can see everything, then he will become Zhuge Liang's first-class.
"Hmph, is it possible that this sin must be borne by the master?" the third aunt was too angry.
Yang Zhixian was comforted again.
Their conversation was reported to Li Gongfu.
Cannibalistic mouth is short. There is Ning Caichen's big restaurant to greet him, and this Qiantang dare not say that it is Ning Caichen's territory. But at least there are people who want to harm themselves, and there are still people who are willing to report the news.
At dawn, Li Gongfu went home depressed, and there was no gain for another night.
Xu Jiaorong: "I'm back." ”
Li Gongfu: "One more question. ”
Xu Jiaorong: "Have you eaten too early?"
Li Gongfu: "Oh, I can't eat it, I can't eat it." ”
Xu Jiaorong: "Why can't you eat it?"
Li Gongfu: "The last prison meal before the beheading, let me ask you, if it were you, would you be able to eat it?"
Xu Jiaorong: "The last prison meal before the beheading? Hey, what does this mean." ”
Li Gongfu: "What do you mean, it means that I am going to be beheaded,"
Xu Jiaorong: "Why, why did the good guy cut off your head, who cut off your head,"
Li Gongfu: "The county master." ”
Xu Jiaorong: "County master, why did he kill your head." Why, why, you say. ”
Li Gongfu: "Okay. You don't want the left one why, the right one why, okay? Anyway, I'm going to die, if I want to die, let me die quietly, okay?"
Xu Jiaorong: "You tell what is going on, let everyone think of a way,"
Li Gongfu: "It's useless. This time I'm dead. ”
Xu Jiaorong: "By the way, go and ask my uncle, isn't my uncle an official in Beijing?"
Li Gongfu shook his head: "It's useless, my uncle has become an envoy and has sent an envoy to Liao." ”
What the?
Xu Jiaorong naturally cried.
Li Gongfu didn't care about persuading Xu Jiaorong, he just couldn't figure it out. I haven't offended this third aunt myself! Why is she so poisonous, she wants to use her head to keep her official position. Could it be that she is not afraid of her uncle's return?
Yes, he is a literati, and his uncle is back. At most, he will be dismissed. It is impossible to kill him.
Alas, who made us not literati.
The more I thought about it, the more discouraged I became.
There is heaven above, and Suzhou and Hangzhou below. Don't look at the big officials here, but there are a lot of related households. The thought of them being missing because of their own children. Sue the Imperial Palace.
Li Gongfu felt chills in his heart.
Today's officials are very happy about the world's grand event.
On the one hand, there are "demons" who are unfavorable, and on the other hand, they are angry at killing civilians and continuing to be a grand event in the world. I also want to know what the official family will do. ...,
If Ning Caichen knew that he had told Li Gongfu about his official family. It was to let him drill into the camp, but he used it here, and he had to die of anger.
It's crying and making trouble here, not to mention goblins, even mortals are alarmed. What's more, Bai Suzhen didn't sleep at all that night, they meditated all night.
"Sister. What's wrong?" asked Bai Suzhen, Xiao Qing following beside her.
"White girl. Gongfu he ......" Xu Jiaorong was sad and speechless.
"How is my brother-in-law?" Bai Suzhen asked.
Xu Jiaorong said at this time: "Your brother-in-law, his father-in-law can't be happy." ”
"How so?"
"That's right. Li Gongfu told him about the case he was working on: "How can I investigate such strange things." Even if I find out, how can I have the ability to arrest that monster and bring it to justice, ouch, I can't say that the monster, the county master said that he spread rumors and caused trouble, and the crime will be added to the crime!"
Xu Jiaorong: "Since that harmful thing is not a monster, what is it?"
Li Gongfu: "Ouch, I just want to know, I think I have to die, I'm afraid it's inevitable, I'm afraid it's impossible to escape, at this time, my uncle is going to another country, I don't know when I'll come back, and when I come back, I'm afraid I'll become a pile of bones." ”
It's not that Li Gongfu is exaggerating, it's really that there is not a lot of traffic in this era, and one trip to the embassy, three years and five years is not a long time. Coupled with the storyteller's book of Su Wu's sheep herding story, this kind of impression is even more profound.
Xu Jiaorong heard this, and immediately said, "Bah, bah, why are you saying all the depressing words!"
Li Gongfu: "Why, you mean that you have already thought of a way to save me." "No one wants to die, and Li Gongfu is no exception.
It's just that Xu Jiaorong has a way somewhere. The lack of information, let alone the law. Even if it's a serious road, there is no number.
Only Li Gongfu is still pitiful, waiting for his wife to come up with a clever plan to rescue him.
Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing glanced at each other, and immediately said, "I thought of it." ”
"White girl, you think about it? Let's hear about it. Li Gongfu immediately turned to Bai Suzhen, and now as long as he can save his life, he will listen to anything.
Bai Suzhen said: "Let's not think about the monster's beast word first, if we just think of the thing with many hands and feet, and what will it be that swims in the grass?"
"It's a centipede. "It's Xu Xian who is back. And he said it with the utmost certainty, because he had already looked it up.
Xu Xian, who has changed, is honestly looking forward to this demon and monster. Compared with his studies, he knew that he was inferior to Ning Caichen, and compared with his medical skills, he was inferior to Bai Suzhen......
So now, he has cultivated. That's what he's good at, that's what he can show and that's what he's looking forward to.
Xu Xian came back suddenly, and affirmed the centipede, Bai Suzhen was very happy, it is better to be bold than timid. "Yes, centipedes. ”
Li Gongfu thought for a moment: "Oh, it's impossible, that's a behemoth!"
Xu Jiaorong also said: "Yes, how can a centipede steal a child?"
Bai Suzhen: "Brother-in-law." Think about whether among the children who have lost recently are only girls, not boys. ”
Compared to the cognition of demons, Xu Xian couldn't interject. He's just cultivating. But it's not an encyclopedia of demons and monsters. And just listen, don't interject.
But he could detect that it was a centipede, which was already remarkable.
Li Gongfu thought for a moment: "Yes, really?"
Bai Suzhen nodded: "That's right, this is not an ordinary centipede, this is a centipede essence that specializes in absorbing girls' yin blood and practicing evil arts." ”
"Ahh Li Gongfu was also surprised.
Xu Jiaorong even lost her voice and said: "Oh, then, what should I do?"
Li Gongfu also woke up with excitement: "In this way, won't I be even more dead? I have become a fine, how can I fight him!"...,
Forget about the rest. Centipede spirit, alas! Li Gongfu didn't think that his martial arts were so high. If it was the game to steal wine and eat from his wife, he was still a little confident.
I don't know if I can eat and drink in the light now.
Seeing Li Gongfu's face was defeated, he looked depressed. Bai Suzhen smiled and said: "Brother-in-law, don't be presumptuous, as the saying goes, there are people outside the world." There is a sky outside the sky. ”
"Yes. There are demons outside the demons. Xiaoqing was also very excited, and didn't want to interject. But there are people, there are heavens. But she didn't say anything about the demon, which made her not so happy.
"Xiaoqing. Bai Suzhen blamed her. Knowing that she has been bored lately, she didn't say anything.
It's Xu Xian. The face is cloudy. I want to show it, but I seem to be worried about something.
Bai Suzhen was training Xiaoqing at the time and didn't see it. Looking back, he also comforted Li Gongfu: "The road is one foot high, the devil is one foot high, we must have a way to cure this demon." ”
No one heard Bai Suzhen's Dao Demon Comparison. That's not something people would say. Of course, this is only heard by the righteous. Xu Jiaorong just wanted to solve this matter: "How to cure it?" Is it difficult to invite a Taoist priest to collect demons?"
Bai Suzhen: "How can a mere Maoshan Taoist have this ability?"
Li Gongfu: "What do you mean?"
Bai Suzhen: "Defeat demons with demons." ”
Xu Jiaorong: "Defeat demons with demons?"
Li Gongfu: "But we are just ordinary people, how can we deal with ghosts and gods." ”
Xiaoqing interjected: "Don't worry. Sister has a way. ”
Li Gongfu: "Oh, he's just a weak woman, what can she do?"
Bai Suzhen: "Brother-in-law, I have an ancestral Xingyue Sword at home, which is specially used to subdue demons and demons, you can borrow my brother-in-law to try it!"
Li Gongfu: "Oh, what is the ancestral heirloom, what is the subduing of demons and demons, if it doesn't work, if I try it like this, it is not equivalent to sending him to death." ”
Xu Jiaorong: "Isn't it?"
Xiaoqing: "It won't work!"
Li Gongfu asked, "How do you know, you have used it!"
"You!" Xiaoqing was angry.
If you use it, you'll die, you're cursing me, aren't you?
Bai Suzhen shook Xiaoqing's hand, comforted her and said, "Qing'er is my family, so naturally it is the power of this Xingyue Sword. ”
"Is that so?" Li Gongfu looked at Xiaoqing.
Now he desperately hopes that someone will give him more confidence.
But Xiaoqing has not been a man for a long time, and when he saw Li Gongfu's eager gaze of casting everything on himself, he panicked at that time. immediately looked at Bai Suzhen, and said, "Sister, where do we have any Star Moon Sword?"
Bai Suzhen: "I'm just saying this for Brother-in-law An's heart, didn't you see that he was already flustered just now, and the six gods have no master?"
Xiaoqing: "It's not just my aunt who is flustered, the six gods have no owner, it's me, as soon as I hear that it's a centipede essence, I'm also cold, sister, centipedes are our natural enemies, I don't think we can help with this." ”
Bai Suzhen: "If you can't help, you have to help." This is the first time we have come to the door, how can we vent our confidence. ”
Bai Suzhen had to help, but Xiaoqing could only cooperate, proving that the sword was very powerful.
Li Gongfu knew that this would not help, and he couldn't get out of this matter, so he also gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, then I'll give it a try when the time comes, hey, my Pufeng knife is also evil suppressed, and I'll take it with me as soon as possible." ”
Although Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing's transmission was short, Xu Xian still felt the fluctuation of mana.
Of course, he just felt it, but didn't know how. Successful cultivation and successful cultivation and application are two different things. And he was just surprised by what was on his mind now, but he was immersed in his mind again.
Bai Suzhen and the others were also worried about where to get a sword, so they didn't pay attention to Xu Xian's inappropriateness. ...,
Out of the Li Mansion, Bai Suzhen suddenly thought: "Oh, I have a way." ”
Xiaoqing: "What can you do?"
Bai Suzhen: "Isn't there a star-chasing sword cast in the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty in the Zhangyuan Waifu in the south of the city, I heard that this sword can drive away ghosts and subdue demons, it is an extremely sharp sword, Xiaoqing, you go and steal it at night, I will cast some spells to ensure that the evil animal has nothing to hide, and it will be captured obediently,"
Xiaoqing: "Sister, but that monster has a lot of hands and feet, even if he is willing to be obedient, it will take a lot of effort for us to fight." ”
Bai Suzhen: "Xiaoqing, don't be poor, go quickly." ”
Xiaoqing: "Okay, I'll go now." ”
At the same time, the Heavenly Court God List exploded, and the Demon List was completely freed.
Lao Jun made a move, and the demon list fell directly into his hands from the Xianguan Palace.
The Demon Sealing List is different from the God Sealing List, which is pure black, neither stone, nor gold, nor jade.
The list is black, the word is black, and the word is equal to the wordless.
But this is not difficult for Lao Jun, just a glance: "There is a name on the list." ”
This is also different from the god list.
It's just that Lao Jun has no sorrow or joy for such things. For gods and demons, the level is too low, and it can't attract his interest at all.
It's like being a trillaire who doesn't care who picks up a dollar on the street today.
Lao Jun threw the Demon Sealing List to Lu Dongbin and said, "This thing is too heavy in cause and effect, send it to the Nether!"
"Yes, according to the law. Lu Dongbin took the list of sealing demons, did not ask more, and turned around and walked out of the Tushi Palace. He is an immortal god, and this magic list naturally has nothing to do with him.
And Lu Dongbin didn't want to be related. Not to mention anything else, this Jiang Ziya Shen Gongbao has a precedent in the front, who dares to fight. Even the Jade Emperor doesn't want it anymore.
Because the demon represents the troublemaker, its cause and effect will only be greater than the god list, not smaller.
As soon as Lu Dongbin left the Tushi Palace and crossed the Tianhe, he listened: "Pure Yang Daoist, please stay." ”
At this sound, Lu Dongbin almost lost the demon sealing list-
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