Chapter 19 Yin and Yang Weirdness and Laziness
Time passed minute by minute, and half an hour later, Xu Damao listened to Lin Jiaguo's instructions, simmered slowly over low heat, and the fragrance wafted, making the entire courtyard swallow their saliva.
The second uncle, smelling the fragrance, he swallowed his saliva, thinking that his plan to not be able to "borrow" was shattered, and thinking that Xu Damao's bastard was thinking of a way to "drive" himself, and in an instant, he was angry.
casually found a little mistake between his sons Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, and started a new round of stick education.
Listening to the movement of the two guys being beaten and screaming, Lou Xiao'e, who was coming home from work, was speechless, the second uncle is really right, and he is about to beat his son into an enemy.
Smelling the smell, Lou Xiao'e found that the fragrance came from her own house, and she was immediately surprised.
After returning home, she learned that Lin Jiaguo helped deal with it, she was speechless, this Xu Damao is really enough.
Xu Damao doesn't care what his daughter-in-law thinks, he is waiting to make up for it now.
In the middle courtyard, smelling the fragrance, the kid was suddenly unhappy, and ran to the backyard to confirm that the fragrance came from Xu Damao's house, he didn't dare to learn to enter the stupid pillar's house casually, the more the fragrance became stronger, the more he couldn't help it, he couldn't help it, and he actively cried.
"Damn the desperate Xu Damao, doesn't this make my grandson hungry."
Jia Zhangshi scolded and scolded, smelling the taste, she also swallowed her saliva, seeing that she really couldn't appease the stick terrier, she simply handed over the trouble to Qin Huairu.
Qin Huairu saw her mother-in-law's move, her face suddenly turned a little dark, the stick terrier didn't know what the truth was, since her grandmother said that her mother could let him eat well, he believed it.
"Mom, I'll go there and find meat for him to eat!" , Qin Huairu complained, Jia Zhang's eyes narrowed, he didn't speak, but pretended not to hear.
"I'm going to eat meat, I'm going to eat meat, I'm smelling it."
The stick terrier tossed, Qin Huairu's face darkened, and he stretched out his hand to hit him, at this time, Jia Zhangshi scolded: "You can't beat my grandson, he wants to eat meat, you just have to find a way, what are you doing with him."
Hearing this, Qin Huairu was really speechless, and when she saw the stick terrier jumping up and down more and more noisy, her heart was soft again.
looked at the backyard, she was helpless, Xu Damao was not a stupid pillar, that guy's eyes were full of aggression.
At this moment, just when he saw Silly Zhu walking out of the room and walking leisurely to the backyard, Qin Huairu's eyes lit up, and he whispered a few words to the stick terrier.
"Silly uncle, silly uncle, I want to eat meat." , the stick terrier ran out of the room and went straight to the stupid pillar that was walking towards the backyard.
"Hey, you kid wants to eat, I still want to." , Silly Zhu laughed, rolled his eyes, and said, "Let's go, Uncle will take you to eat meat."
When the stick terrier heard this, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to run to the backyard, but the stupid pillar grabbed him.
The two came to Xu Damao's house, smelled the smell, smiled silly and pushed the door open.
"Yo, Xu Damao, are you in poor health and need to make up for it?"
As he spoke, his eyes glanced at the delicacy that was still on the fire, and he swallowed.
"Silly Zhu, what are you doing here?" , Xu Damao's face was a little dark, stupid guy, his mouth was too poisonous.
Silly Zhu looked at him, hehe laughed, his eyes deliberately aimed at Xu Damao's waist, and sneered: "You are not afraid of losing face, you can't do it and let Lin Jiaguo give you such a pot, what's the matter, this matter is going to be made public."
Xu Damao's face turned pale, and he said angrily: "Fuck off, Lao Tzu doesn't have the heart to be foolish with you today."
"Hehe, I think you just can't do it." , Silly Zhu sneered, looked at Xu Damao, rolled his eyes, and teased: "If you really do it, you still need to make up for this, Xu Damao, you can hide it from others, and you can hide it from me."
"As soon as I smell this, I know what it is, what's wrong, how old is this, it's not good?"
The corners of Xu Damao's mouth twitched, and he blurted out subconsciously, "Who can't do it, Lao Tzu doesn't know how much to do."
"Hey, who are you fooling?" , Silly Zhu looked disdainful, and mocked: "If you want to do it, do you still need to make up for this?"
He crackled, his attitude was aggressive, teasing, and mocking that it was silky, and Xu Damao was angry when he heard it, and argued with him.
Seeing that Xu Damao had been almost excited, Silly Zhu said: "I said you can't do it, you say you are very good, how can you prove it?"
As he spoke, he pointed to something that was still simmering slowly, and said with a smile: "There is this thing, I don't believe what you say."
"Xu Damao, hehe, you can't do this, I have to publicize it for you."
Xu Damao's face darkened, he knew that this guy was stupid, he didn't have a mouth, he said to publicize it, and he would definitely do what he said.
As soon as he thought of his big mouth, Xu Damao subconsciously wanted to suppress this matter, and opened his mouth to give away the slow-cooked things on the fire, so as to prove that he was very good.
Before the words came out, he noticed the smugness of the stupid pillar that flashed away, his eyes narrowed, and his gaze was subconsciously swallowing saliva.
Soon, he reacted, stupid bastard, he was provoking him in this way, the purpose of this bastard, I was afraid that I just wanted to give this thing away.
After thinking through it, Xu Damao looked at the stupid pillar with a leisurely gaze, and snorted coldly: "Silly Zhu, you are really a good means."
Hearing this, Silly Zhu was a little surprised, this guy was not fooled.
At this time, Xu Damao lit a cigarette and sneered: "Okay, get out, what's wrong with me, who has a wife, just say it if you want to, I want to see if what some guys who are still bachelors say can be trusted."
"Oh, yes." , Xu Damao suddenly remembered with an expression, and said loudly: "I really forgot about you, you just want to be virtual and have no chance, you don't have a wife, you can't be empty."
Isn't it just the heart of yin and yang, he Xu Damao is also a Chinese expert.
This time it was the turn of Silly Zhu's face to darken, and seeing that Xu Damao had already reacted, he knew that there was no chance, the two fought not once or twice, and they were too familiar with each other.
Listening to these heart-piercing words now, the corners of Silly Zhu's mouth twitched, and he snorted: "Make up for it, make up for it, I can't kill you."
"If you make up for one more fart, it's not that you can't lay eggs."
As soon as these words came out, Lou Xiao'e was suddenly angry, she was watching from the sidelines just now, the stupid pillar was with a stick terrier, and his thoughts could be imagined.
"Silly pillar, speak with some virtue." , Lou Xiao'e snorted, looking dissatisfied.
"Hey, I'm not wrong." , Silly Zhu spread his hands, subconsciously blurted out, and when the words came out, seeing Lou Xiao'e's face becoming more and more iron-blue, he knew that he had lost his words.
Xu Damao was also so angry at this time that he wanted to hit the stupid pillar, but Lou Xiao'e grabbed him, and after shaking his head at him slightly, Lou Xiao'e looked at the stupid pillar, sneered slightly, and then said in a yin and yang tone: "One courtyard, two cooks, the younger one has a high salary, and he married a wife, and now his wife is pregnant again."
"But the older ones, hehe, I know that I revolve around certain people all day long, and I am proud every day, hehe......"
Xu Damao, who was originally angry, couldn't help laughing when he heard his daughter-in-law's words, glanced at the stupid pillar and said, "Daughter-in-law, people are thinking about certain people, how can they go to find their wives."
"I guess, people want to be a father as soon as they come up, hehe, the idea is really good, admire."
"However, some people have to wait, after all, some people are just paralyzed and not dead."
Xu Damao's yin and yang strange words made Lou Xiao'e couldn't help laughing, and the laughter was so harsh in the ears of the stupid pillar.
Silly Zhu's face turned red, and he wanted to teach Xu Damao a lesson, but at this time, Lou Xiao'e spoke, and she said: "Silly Zhu, do you want to learn to come to my house to beat people like the last time you entered the house of the three masters?"
"Hmph." , Silly Zhu snorted coldly, knowing that he was not reasonable, he glanced at the two of them, and turned to leave.
As soon as he left, the stick terrier was dumbfounded, and what about the good meat?
"Go, go, go back to your house and play." , Xu Damao waved his hand like a fly to let the stick terrier get out, and closed the door casually, Lou Xiao'e saw this, opened her mouth and wanted to say something, but when she thought of the stupid words just now, she immediately shut up.
As soon as the door was closed, the stick outside the door was unwilling, and immediately began to cry, hearing the cry, the stupid pillar had no choice but to come back and pull him away.
Back in the middle courtyard, the stick terrier was still crying, Qin Huairu pretended to come out of the room, seeing this situation, she sighed in her heart, knowing that her thoughts were shattered.
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid you can't do it." , The stupid pillar who was crying and had a headache took out a dime and handed it to the stick terrier, and said: "Take it, this is your uncle and I gave you compensation, who asked me to promise you that it didn't work out."
When the stick terrier saw the money, he immediately stopped crying, reached out to take the money, and ran away quickly.
"Silly Zhu, you're breaking the bill again, this kid is just a guy who doesn't know how to hurt, the next time he makes trouble again, you will clean him up."
Qin Huairu said "viciously", Silly Zhu glanced at Qin Huairu, and then looked in the direction of the Jia family, thinking of the yin and yang weirdness of Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e just now, he really didn't feel good in his heart.
As soon as his heart was sour, he didn't have the heart to talk to Qin Huairu, shook his head and returned to the room.
"What's going on?" , Qin Huairu was a little confused, looking at this appearance, she had something on her mind.
Silly Zhu really had something on his mind, returned to the room, sat down, and took a sip of wine, the more he thought about it, the more it tasted.
Lin Jiaguo's wife is pregnant!
He could hear Lou Xiao'e's words clearly just now, although the comparison was heart-wrenching, it was also reality.
"No, I have to go on a blind date soon." , took another sip, got up stupidly, and went to the house of Yi Zhonghai, an uncle.
In the front yard, Lin Jiaguo didn't know that there was another good show in the backyard, he estimated the time, and after the dishes were cooked, his wife Li Xiuzhi just came home from work.
Li Xiuzhi, who was originally a little tired, ate this fragrant meal, and suddenly felt tired and empty.
After eating, she took out a box from her bag, put it on the table, and said to Lin Jiaguo: "Come on, my chef Lin will never forget the radio."
Lin Jiaguo's eyes lit up when he heard this, he reached out to open the box, and when he saw the radio inside, he took it out, turned on the switch, and began to tune the channel.
After a while, the voice came, and the Lin family made himself a cup of tea and enjoyed it leisurely.
Seeing him like this, Li Xiuzhi pursed her lips and smiled, leaned on Lin Jiaguo slightly, learned from his appearance, and enjoyed it leisurely.
"By the way, Jiaguo, do you have time to rest the day after tomorrow?" , Li Xiuzhi asked, Lin Jiaguo was stunned for a moment, and quickly said, "Yes, what's wrong?"
Li Xiuzhi made herself more comfortable, and said: "Didn't our team leader Aunt Fang hear that my husband is a chef, her son got married the day after tomorrow, and the wedding banquet chef she was looking for suddenly had something to do and couldn't come."
"No, as soon as I heard that my husband is also a chef, let me ask if you have time."
"Okay, tomorrow you can reply, this is not a problem." , Lin Jiaguo nodded with a smile and continued: "This matter will be done properly for you, so that you can have more face."
"Virtue." , Li Xiuzhi gently pinched Lin Jiaguo and said, "Aunt Fang is very good, she is also very good to me, I see that I will go with you the day after tomorrow, we will help and eat the banquet, and we just do everything."
"Yes." , Lin Jiaguo nodded, since Li Xiuzhi works in the Food Bureau, there is no shortage of human contacts.
The two talked, and when Li Xiuzhi was sleepy, Lin Jiaguo turned off the radio, and the two fell asleep.
The next day, Lin Jiaguo still went to work very early, he didn't meet anyone that day, and he came to the rolling mill smoothly.
On the side of the courtyard, Li Xiuzhi went out to work, and at the gate of the compound, Lou Xiao'e was already waiting.
"Sister E, you are really moist today." , familiar with it, Li Xiuzhi also joked, Lou Xiao'e glanced at her, and said with a smile: "Your man also has merit."
Li Xiuzhi said this, and said speechlessly: "Sister E, my man is kind enough to help, what you said is right, others will listen to it, and they must make jokes."
Lou Xiao'e smiled awkwardly, the two walked while talking, and after they left, Xu Damao walked out humming a song, full of vitality.
"Didn't you go to the countryside to show a movie today, hehe......", he muttered, and then smiled lewdly, not in vain the good things he spent a lot of money on, after Lin Jiaguo's processing, he is now dissatisfied.
It seems that I have to find a time to invite Lin Jiaguo to have a good meal, that guy's craftsmanship is very good, this relationship has to be stopped, and when he is empty in the future, let him make up for himself.
Thinking about things, Xu Damao couldn't wait to go to the rolling mill, and when he went to the countryside today, he wanted to "eat" a full meal.
Lin Jiaguo didn't know that his cooking skills had become Xu Damao's "accomplice" in making mistakes, if he knew, he would have to refuse.
said that Li Xiuzhi came all the way to the Food Bureau, and when she came to work, a middle-aged woman saw her and walked over.
"Xiuzhi, does your husband have time?" , She asked loudly, and said with a bitter face: "It's too late, your Aunt Fang has no choice now."
"Aunt Fang, he has already promised, he will go with me tomorrow." , Li Xiuzhi laughed, hearing this, Aunt Fang was overjoyed, and after confirming it again, she finally felt at ease, and said with a relaxed smile: "Xiuzhi, you have done Aunt Fang a great favor."
"Don't worry, Aunt Fang will give him a big red envelope when the time comes." , Aunt Fang said with a smile, and continued: "I'm really afraid that I won't find someone and lose face, my daughter-in-law is very satisfied, if I really want to lose face, isn't it just a slap in the face."
Li Xiuzhi smiled and nodded in agreement, there was a problem with the wedding banquet, not only slapping the host's face, but also hitting the new daughter-in-law's face.
After the two of them said a few more words, they went their separate ways.
But he said that at the rolling mill, after lunch, Lin Jiaguo and the others rested for a while.
He was holding a Dream of Red Mansions with a word he didn't know, and he sensed something, he was stunned, thought about it, but still couldn't hold back, got up and went to the utility room in the back kitchen, closed the door, and flashed into the space.
In the space, he looked at the box that was much larger than before, and was slightly stunned, and then he laughed, hey, this "system brother" is very generous during this time.
When he opened the box, no, it should be said that it was a box, and when he saw a dog lying inside, his face suddenly darkened.
It's actually a dog, these days, dogs are all in the countryside, and one or two are raised in a village, the purpose is to guard against petty thieves.
As for myself, there is no reason to raise a dog, is it possible to fatten up and eat dog meat?
Looking at the jade jian placed next to it, Lin Jiaguo picked it up, but this time he didn't fall asleep, because there was very little information.
When he accepted Yujian's message, the sleeping dog opened his eyes and glanced at Lin Jiaguo seriously, as if he wanted to engrave him in his mind, and then fell asleep lazily.
Lin Jiaguo opened his eyes at this time and looked at the dog, looking constipated.
This dog, called "Rewarding the Good and Punishing the Evil Dog", can shuttle through the space, punish the evil and reward the good.
Lin Jiaguo's face darkened, he was not a policeman, what did he want this dog for.
What makes him even more painful is that if this dog has such a ability, it is a big deal for him to send it to the Public Security Bureau, so that it can play the greatest role, but after browsing the later information in his mind, his egg hurts.
This dog has a lot of personality, it wants to do it, in order to play a role, if it doesn't want to do it, let the situation change, it likes to sleep, not at all.
"Sure enough, it's worthy of your "casual system brother" style, and it's really casual enough. ”
What can Lin Jiaguo say, seeing that this dog has already recognized himself as the master, yes, keep it, anyway, this dog is also very lazy, and it will definitely not be troublesome.
Seeing that the dog was still asleep, the corners of Lin Jiaguo's mouth twitched, and he appeared in the utility room.
After getting off work, Lin Jiaguo deliberately went to the remote alley, and when he reappeared, the dog he named "Little Lazy" had been placed in the back seat, in order to make it look like he had picked it up, Lin Jiaguo also deliberately smeared it with some thin mud to make it dirty.
"Little lazy, little lazy, you will sleep more in the future, your master and I are not a crime buster or anything, how comfortable it is to sleep."
Lin Jiaguo muttered, Xiao Lazy opened his eyes, revealing a hint of humanized light, obviously agreeing with his master's statement, sleep, how comfortable a day, this master, can handle.
"Hehe, look at you like this, we can handle it." , Lin Jiaguo also laughed, put it away, and rode to buy vegetables.
In the courtyard, when the three mothers watched Lin Jiaguo come back with a dirty puppy, they were suddenly a little confused.
"Xiaolin, where did you pick it up?" , The three mothers asked, and said a little speechlessly: "Xiaolin, you just want to eat meat, this dog is too small."
Hearing this, Xiao Lazy suddenly opened his eyes, looked at the three mothers with dissatisfaction in her eyes, and protested a few times.
"Three mothers, I'm going to raise it!"