Chapter 30: The stupid pillar kicked the door again
In the next few days, Qin Huairu kept acting as if she was going to distance herself from Silly Zhu in the courtyard, she didn't clean up Silly Zhu's house, and she didn't help wash Silly Zhu's clothes.
Seeing her so "well-behaved" performance, the deaf old lady was very satisfied, and Silly Zhu also noticed a little change, but he didn't care, he was busy with a blind date now.
On the one hand, the deaf old lady urged, and on the other hand, seeing that Lin Jiaguo's wife Li Xiuzhi was about to give birth, the pressure of the stupid pillar suddenly came.
Especially after a period of silence, Yan Jiecheng, the three great masters of the courtyard, was once again active on the "blind date stage", and the stupid pillar was even more reluctant to lag behind.
On this day, Lin Jiaguo went home with vegetables, and was running into the stupid pillar who had cleaned up and gone out, and the two said hello, and the stupid pillar left happily.
Just as he was about to go home, he heard Xu Damao stop him, and when he looked back, he saw Xu Damao carrying good things again, and the corners of Lin Jiaguo's mouth twitched.
"Hehe, Xiaolin, smoke a cigarette first." , Xu Damao was very polite, after all, he had to ask for someone again.
"I said Brother Xu, is it really okay for you to make up like this?" , Lin Jiaguo took a puff of cigarette and smiled bitterly, during this time, Xu Damao became more and more crazy, and he was not a god chef, and he could make a medicinal diet with perfect effect.
He was afraid that this guy would make up for it like this again, and if he made up for it, he would suddenly die that day.
"What could be the problem?" , Xu Damao's eyes widened, and he smiled: "Brother, don't you want a child, seeing that your child is about to be born, brother, I am also anxious."
Yes, what can you say, do it for him, anyway, this guy is very generous when he is grateful, and he can also get a lot of benefits.
After the two said yes, Lin Jiaguo took the food home first, and prepared to cook the food for Li Xiuzhi and the old lady to eat before going to make it for Xu Damao, and it happened that he had some ideas now, so he used the good ingredients in the guy's hand as an experiment.
In the backyard, after Lin Jiaguo arrived, Xu Damao was already waiting, and for Lin Jiaguo, who was already familiar with Xu Damao's kitchen, it was very profitable to work.
"Brother Xu, I saw Master He go out just now, is this about to happen?"
Lin Jiaguo asked while processing the ingredients, he was very curious, Qin Huairu just let the stupid pillar fly?
"He? Ass! Xu Damao snorted and said, "Don't look at him today, it won't be long before he comes back."
Saying that, Xu Damao showed a somewhat angry smile, with the clues provided by Qin Huairu, it was too easy for him to find that girl, he Xu Damao was a "prodigal son of flowers", he might not be able to do anything else, but this matter was not a matter for him.
After finding the girl, he pretended to meet it, and then mentioned the stupid pillar again, and sure enough, as soon as the girl heard that she was in the same courtyard as the stupid pillar, she began to ask questions.
How could he Xu Damao disappoint that girl, and after adding fuel and vinegar, the girl's face was dark.
Seeing Xu Damao's smug expression, Lin Jiaguo was also a little speechless, this Xu Damao and Silly Zhu, the disagreement between each other is beyond the imagination of ordinary people.
But when he said that Xu Damao was proud of his operation here, he said that Silly Zhu was here, and after seeing the girl on a blind date again, before he could say a few words, the girl asked him a few questions one after another.
These questions are all related to the Jia family and Qin Huairu, the stupid pillar is not smooth, the girl looked at it, and believed Xu Damao's words in her heart, this stupid pillar and a widow named Qin Huairu in their courtyard are not clear.
Gotcha, it's a blind date again!
Silly Zhu went home depressed, wasn't it good two days ago, why was it yellow again.
I was depressed all the way home, just returned to the courtyard, a strong fragrance wafted away, and the stupid pillar was in a much better mood.
Silly Zhu, who was in a better mood, walked to his house, and as soon as he came to the middle courtyard, he saw Qin Huairu washing clothes.
"Silly Zhu, you're back." , Qin Huairu said hello and said with a smile: "You have to speed up, Sister Qin is still waiting to eat your candy."
As soon as these words came out, the stupid pillar suddenly froze, and said depressedly: "Sister Qin, you really don't open any pot and which pot you don't mention, and you still like sugar, and the blind date is yellow."
Hearing this, a flash of joy flashed in Qin Huairu's eyes, and he quickly hid it, stood up with a puzzled expression, and asked, "Isn't it going well these days, why is it yellow again?"
Silly Zhu subconsciously wanted to babble, but when he looked at Qin Huairu, he opened his mouth and couldn't speak, after all, the question that the girl asked himself was about Sister Qin in front of him.
"Sister Qin, you wash your clothes first, I'll slow down first."
Saying that, he went back to the room first, looking at his back, the corners of Qin Huairu's mouth rose, deaf old lady, this time, it was you who lost.
Wash clothes with a happy mood, and I don't feel so tired.
……
The fragrance wafting from Xu Damao's house made some people in the courtyard scold secretly, this fragrance is too tempting.
In the room, after Silly Zhu drank a few sips of stuffy wine, he smelled the fragrance, he smiled, stood up, and prepared to taunt Xu Damao for a few words.
If you're not happy, that guy, don't think about living with food.
In the house, Xu Damao drank wine, ate delicious food, and praised Lin Jiaguo's craftsmanship after getting better and better, he ate deliciously.
Lou Xiao'e also eats, and she can't refuse such a delicacy.
"Da Mao, why don't we go to the hospital for a check-up." , Lou Xiao'e spoke, Xu Damao was stunned for a moment, only to hear Lou Xiao'e say a little depressed: "We have been working hard for so long, and there is still no movement, let's go to the hospital to check it, in case it is the cause of our body."
Xu Damao's eyes narrowed, and then he shook his head and said, "Our body will not have problems, I guess it is due to other reasons."
Hearing him say this, Lou Xiao'e suddenly became unwilling, seeing that Li Xiuzhi was about to give birth, and she hadn't moved yet.
I just wanted to persuade again, but when she saw Xu Damao's firm expression, her mind was shaken again, could it be that the time had not come?
"Ezi, let's work hard for a while, and if we really don't get pregnant, we'll go to the hospital for a checkup."
Xu Damao comforted him and said, he grinned happily: "We are in a hurry, and people are even more anxious, that guy doesn't even have a wife now."
"We are less than the top, more than the bottom, hehe."
Lou Xiao'e rolled her eyes when she heard this, she really didn't understand why her husband Xu Damao liked to compare himself with Silly Zhu so much.
"Isn't the stupid pillar a blind date these days? I think that girl seems to approve of the stupid pillar, if you really want someone to become a person, we will eat candy, and when the time comes, I see how you gloat. ”
Hearing this, Xu Damao laughed stupidly, and said with a smile: "Can that guy who is stupid succeed in a blind date?" Hehe, I guess, this time it's yellow again. ”
Seeing Xu Damao's triumphant look, Lou Xiao'e's face changed slightly, and she asked, "Damao, you didn't do sabotage behind your back, did you?"
Lou Xiao'e doesn't like stupid pillars, but is worried that her husband will destroy her back like this and lack morality.
Xu Damao's expression was stunned when he was asked, and after coming back to his senses, he immediately shook his head and said, "I didn't destroy it."
Looking at him, the corners of Lou Xiao'e's mouth twitched, you didn't destroy, it's strange that you didn't destroy.
Seeing his wife's eyes staring at him, Xu Damao's scalp was numb, he spread his hands, and said, "Okay, I did meet that girl and said a few words."
"I ......"
"Bang"
Before he finished speaking, the door was kicked open with a bang, and Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e were startled.
After seeing that the person who came was a stupid pillar, Xu Damao jumped like thunder and scolded: "Silly pillar, what are you going to do with your grandson?"
Silly Zhu stared at Xu Damao angrily, just now he wanted to come over and taunt a few words, but he heard the conversation between the two.
"Grandson, it's a good thing for your bad grandfather again, I have to kill you today."
scolded angrily, the stupid pillar punched and did it, and Xu Damao was stunned with one punch, what else can he say at this time, fight first.
Lou Xiao'e shouted loudly not to fight, and soon, the people in the backyard came out, and when they saw Silly Zhu fighting with Xu Damao again, many people made a loud noise, and the fight between the two has become a reserved program in the courtyard.
watched the two fight for a while, and finally someone pulled the two apart, and the deaf old lady also came out.
"Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, are you two idle and panicked, why did you hit it again."
The deaf old lady looked at Xu Damao, who was beaten again and his nose was bleeding, speechless, knowing that she couldn't win the stupid pillar, but she had to provoke the stupid pillar from time to time, and it was difficult to fight the emotion.
"Old lady, this grandson is not human, he said bad things about me, which made my blind date yellow again."
The stupid pillar was indignant, with an unhappy face, and the deaf old lady suddenly narrowed her eyes when she heard this.
Blind date yellow again?
After making sure that Silly Zhu was not lying, the deaf old lady's face darkened a little, stared at Xu Damao with unkind eyes, and asked, "Xu Damao, what Silly Zhu said is true?"
Of course Xu Damao won't admit it, he snorted and said, "I'm ruining his blind date, how can I destroy it?"
"You still don't admit it." , Silly Zhu was so angry that he smoked and said angrily: "That girl said, there are people in our courtyard who say bad things about me, and when I passed by your house just now, I heard you say it."
Pass by?
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, even if they went to the toilet, they couldn't walk this way.
"Hey, grandson, I didn't expect you to still have a penchant for listening to people's corners, whatever, you want to learn and learn."
How quickly Xu Damao reacted, the family caught the flaw in the stupid pillar's words.
"Hahaha......"
Everyone laughed, Lou Xiao'e's face turned red, and she reached out and pinched Xu Damao.
"I'm a!" , Silly Zhu also blushed, and he couldn't explain that he wanted to taunt him Xu Damao because he was in a bad mood.
"It's not studying, so how can you pass by my house?" , Xu Damao snorted and said with a look of suspicion: "You said that you heard what I said to Ezi, silly Zhu, didn't you listen to me in the corner with your surname."
Everyone looked at the stupid pillar with extremely strange expressions, this guy, does he really have a preference for listening to the corner?
Silly Zhu opened his mouth, not knowing what to say, the deaf old lady saw that the style of painting was crooked, and she had a headache, who was right and who was wrong in this matter?
At this time, Xu Damao's eyes rolled and said to Silly Zhu: "Silly Zhu, you are on a blind date, and you shouldn't vent your anger on me."
"We don't deal with each other, but I'm not the one you vent to."
He stretched out his hand and pointed to the broken door of his house, and snorted: "Lose money, if you don't lose money, I won't spare you today."
"I'll pay for it." , Silly Zhu is angry again, this guy is a rake.
The two of you scolded me for a word, and everyone listened happily, and after a while, Yi Zhonghai, the first master of the middle yard, and Yan Bugui, the third master of the front yard, were belated, and finally came.
"What are you two making a fuss about?" , Uncle Yi Zhonghai looked at the two of them, he was speechless, and they had to make trouble for three days.
"Three masters, look at the door of my house, the stupid pillar and this grandson will beat people when they rush in." , Xu Damao said, deliberately glanced at the third grandfather Yan Bugui, and then continued: "This grandson is almost used to it, last year it was the third grandfather's family, and now it is my family."
"Three masters, you can't let the stupid pillar do this, otherwise who knows that he will kick the door of that house when he is in a bad mood that day, and if he really wants to bump into the husband and wife doing something, won't he be embarrassed and embarrassed."
"Hahaha......"
The man laughed, and the woman snorted, this Xu Damao is not a good thing.
Silly Zhu's face turned red, and he was about to get angry, and the three great masters Yan Bugui spoke up, last year, he remembered the trouble of Silly Zhu.
"The opening meeting." , The third master Yan Bugui snorted and said: "Although Xu Damao's words are angry, the reason is the same, the problem of stupid Zhu who likes to kick the door must be solved."
"If you don't change his problem, what if he kicks the door again that day in the future and scares the old man and child, the old man and child can't stand the fright, and it will be even more troublesome when something goes wrong."
As soon as he said this, some people echoed and agreed with this statement, the old man and the child really couldn't stand the fright.
There are also coaxing, after all, there is not much entertainment now, so it's good to see the excitement.
The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, and the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, looked at the third uncle, Yan Bugui, and knew that he was taking revenge.
I know that I know, but I can't refuse, who let Yan Bugui, the third master of the family, have already said everything to this point.
"Then the House Assembly!"
In the front yard, Lin Jiaguo's family of three heard the movement, but they didn't want to see the excitement.
"Uncle Lin, Uncle Lin." , A child knocked on the door and shouted, Lin Jiaguo opened the door and saw that it was the child Xiaojun in the backyard.
"Uncle Lin, Uncle Yi, they let them go to the backyard to prepare for the opening of the hospital."
The child said, looking at a few pieces of candy on the table in the room, and he swallowed.
Seeing this, Lin Jiaguo was happy, pulled him in, and handed him a few pieces of candy on the table.
"Thank you, Uncle Lin." After thanking the little kid, the fart ran away.
"Old lady, Xiuzhi, do you want to go and see the excitement?"
Lin Jiaguo asked loudly, this court meeting, one person in the family is enough.
"If you go to see it, it's like watching a play." , The old lady smiled, Xiuzhi also nodded, she was bored now.
Yes, let's go together, anyway, the temperature outside is just right now, and I'm not afraid of freezing the two of them.
The old lady and Li Xiuzhi supported each other and went to the backyard, with Lin Jiaguo following behind.
When I came to the backyard, there were already a lot of people, and they were obviously bored and wanted to see the excitement.
Lin Jiaguo looked at Xiao Jun, who was eating candy, took out two pieces of candy from his pocket and handed them to him, and said, "Uncle borrowed three benches from your family, this is your reward."
"Okay." , Xiaojun was so happy that he was bubbling, put away the two candies, and went to lift the bench with Lin Jiaguo.
Three benches were raised, Li Xiuzhi sat with the old lady on one side, Lin Jiaguo handed the other one to Uncle Li and Uncle Liu, and sat on one by himself.
Uncle Li took out a cigarette and handed it to the two of them, and the three of them avoided the tuyere, lest the smell of smoke blow to Xiuzhi's side and begin to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog.
"The people are almost here, and what we have to solve today is the contradiction of the stupid pillar Xu Damao, as well as the problem of the stupid pillar listening to the corner of the wall and liking to kick people's doors."
"Hahaha......"
As soon as the third master Yan Bugui spoke, everyone laughed, the stupid pillar's face turned black, and the deaf old lady also snorted slightly, this careful Yan Bugui is taking revenge.
Seeing that the third master Yan Bugui was about to take the opportunity to teach the stupid pillar a lesson, of course the first master Yi Zhonghai was unwilling, he grabbed the conversation and said: "Wait for the two to talk before deciding, this kind of thing is not to be judged before listening."
When the third master Yan Bugui heard this, his face suddenly turned dark, didn't he mean that Sang scolded Huai.
As soon as she was about to speak, the deaf old lady coughed and glared at him, as if to say, don't go too far, or don't blame me for being rude.
The third master, Yan Bugui, was stared at like this, and immediately stopped talking, knowing that his careful thinking had been seen through.
Silly Zhu and Xu Damao stood up separately and began to narrate, Silly Zhu insisted that Xu Damao had caused him to go on a blind date, Xu Damao was unwilling, although he did it himself, but there was room for what he did.
"Silly Zhu, you said that I caused you to go on a blind date, let's not talk about how you know, I'll ask you a question now."
"If that person is really me, then how did I make your blind date?"
Xu Damao asked, a sneer flashed in his eyes, and when the stupid pillar heard this, he subconsciously said: "It's not your grandson who said that I ...... with Qin."
Before he finished speaking, he hurriedly shut up, Xu Damao saw this, and immediately became happy, and said, "Say, who are you with?"
Everyone subconsciously looked at Qin Huairu at this time, and she was the only one surnamed Qin in the courtyard.
Seeing the stupid pillar, these two people can't really be fine, right?
Qin Huairu was also a little stunned at this time, she glanced at Xu Damao, and immediately understood this grandson's plan.
"Silly pillar, you say." , Xu Damao spoke out and said to everyone: "If you don't say it, you have wronged me, and now everyone is watching."
Silly Zhu looked at him with a dark face, and said, "Tell a fart, if you tell Sister Qin, it will really be unclear."
Seeing Xu Damao's pride, and seeing that the stupid pillar couldn't get off the stage, Qin Huairu's eyes narrowed, and he got up and said, "Xu Damao, you won't tell other girls about the stupid pillar helping my family."
"Xu Damao, this matter can't be joked, the stupid pillar helped my family, it was he who saw that my family couldn't get by, if it was really because of this misunderstanding, I would personally go and explain it to the girl."
As soon as she said this, the stupid pillar suddenly went down the steps, and the deaf old lady looked at the stupid pillar with a grateful look on his face for Qin Huairu, and sighed in her heart.