"Skin is easy to dry in winter, as a woman, you must take good care of your skin, oops, you see, when the cold wind blows, my skin is not good...... When it doesn't happen, I'll choose ...... Ahem, advertising space for rent, dads...... You get the idea. ”

Big Tomato: "......"

Nan Yiyi: "......"

A certain fantasy: "......"

Liyuan bacteria: "......"

Brother Yu: "This ...... It's so embarrassing......"

The other five people looked at each other with a confused expression, smiled and nodded in front of the camera, and made a small platform with their right hands next to them, and almost put an advertising space on it to rent.

"Okay, brothers, ......" Li Shuyao turned to the camera and began to explain loudly: "Who is going to settle the rock-paper-scissors contest, the second one is about to start!" ”

So who will the winner be? Is he smart and clever, or is he strong and brave! Okay, now it's time for both players to stand back to back! ”

"Tut, we see that the two sides are ready, and the coaches of both sides are making final tactical guidance and psychological counseling, so let's repeat again, now the score on the field is 1-0, and the Liyuan bacteria side temporarily took the lead and got the match point."

"However, the temporary lead is only temporary, and in a game where there is no possibility of match-fixing at all, any outcome is possible!"

"Okay, the players on both sides are ready, now let's take a look at it, whether it is Liyuan Bacteria who will chase after the victory and win the game in one fell swoop, or Brother Yu will turn the tables against the wind and tie the score!"

Brother Yu: "Let's start quickly, my God." ”

Liyuan bacteria: "Let's start, let's start, I can't wait, I can't wait, don't read it, master!" ”

"Okay, okay, don't rush, this is called creating suspense, do you know it, the atmosphere you just created is gone." Li Shuyao rolled her eyes: "This section will be cut off when the time comes." ”

"Ahem, okay brothers, Brother Yu, Liyuan Bacteria, are you ready?" Li Shuyao shouted loudly.

"Ready." The two shouted together.

"Okay, then I say three, two, one, you hold your answer above your head together, everyone pay attention, the critical moment is coming!"

"Three...... Two...... Oh, a little excited, a little excited, everyone calm down...... Ahem, don't glare at me...... Come on, come on, players on both sides get ready! Three...... Two...... One! Punch out, please! ”

"Wow, wow...... We saw Brother Yu out of the scissors and the source bacteria out of the cloth, this game, Brother Yu withstood the pressure and moved the score to a 1-1 draw, and also kept the suspense to the tiebreaker, we saw the coach and Brother Yu hugged excitedly, and now, the two sides are back on the same running line! ”

"Don't be discouraged by Liyuan bacteria and big tomatoes, although they can't chase after the victory, but there is still a chance, don't be discouraged, and then play as a BO1."

"Brother Yu and a certain illusion don't be happy too early, it's okay to open the champagne at halftime, and then it's the decisive time."

"So, is it the Liyuan Bacteria that keeps his throne, or does Brother Yu let one chase the other and win the final victory? Let's take a break and move on to a commercial ......"

"No ads!"

As soon as Li Shuyao finished speaking, the other five people shouted in unison, startling Li Shuyao.

"Okay, okay, don't want advertising, don't advertise, what are you doing shouting so loudly, scare me!" Li Shuyao rolled her eyes: "You don't have any advertising spirit at all, don't advertise where the income comes from, how can you invest again if you don't have income, how can you do a good video without investment?" If the audience is the source of life for our up, then advertising is the flowing water that makes life active...... Ahem, it doesn't seem right to put it here, oops, that's what it means anyway, comprehend the spirit! ”

Several other people were stunned by what she said, this person talks a lot when he doesn't eat!

"Okay, since everyone agrees that it's better not to have ads, then I'm not going to insert ads, that, makeup artist or not?"

"Okay, it seems that our makeup artist has also said that he will no longer wear makeup, so let's start directly!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, the long-awaited Rock-Paper Scissors Contest has finally come to the tiebreaker."

"In this next game, we will decide who is the real king of rock-paper-scissors and who will pay for today's meal!"

"Maybe you think it's just a simple game, but this game competes with the psychological qualities of both sides, and the simple three gestures represent three completely different personalities."

"Cloth represents all-inclusiveness, but also represents the cage!"

"The scissors represent breaking through everything, but also representing ferocity!"

"The stone represents the suppression of everything, but also the recklessness!"

"The three gestures contain each other, repel each other and attract each other, as if a triangle locks all kinds of ...... in this world This competition is sponsored and broadcast by this gold owner's father, this gold owner father and this gold owner father! ”

Li Shuyao gestured to the camera three times: "That, add something to me later." ”

After speaking, Li Shuyao walked behind the camera again:

"You see, the big tomato is telling the power source bacteria, and they are analyzing what kind of gestures the other party will make."

"And a certain fantasy and Brother Yu don't seem to be the same, a certain fantasy is giving Brother Yu a head massage, so that Brother Yu is completely relaxed, no longer thinking about tactics, no longer thinking about games, completely emptying his brain, everything is left to God's will, everything is chosen as you like, so in such a relaxed state, Brother Yu, can complete the reversal!"

"This, it's a bit eccentric, Brother Yu said so much over there, I'll just say a word here." Liyuan bacteria were speechless.

"Reversal, you know, audience." Li Shuyao smashed her mouth: "Don't interrupt me, I forgot what to say." ”

"Ahem, this, then the game has officially begun."

"Next, please leave the coaches on both sides, and ask the players on both sides to enter the competition area and stand back to back."

"Audience friends, audience friends, the exciting time is coming! The players have been ...... for many years Ahem, the players' efforts are about to show the final result. ”

"Listen to me, three ......"

"At this time, I can't help but think of my childhood...... Ahem, don't look at me with cannibalistic eyes, okay, okay, I'll continue. ”

"Three...... Two...... At this point, I would like to say two things...... Uh, that, don't talk about it, you put the chair down for me! ”

"Three...... Two...... Two...... Two...... One! Go out! ”

"The choice of the players on both sides is out, Liyuan Bacteria chose the stone, and Brother Yu chose the cloth!" Li Shuyao shouted loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, I announce that the final winner of the first Rock-Paper Scissors Contest is ......."

"Brother Yu!"

"Oooh oh oh ......"

Li Shuyao shouted Brother Yu's name loudly, and everyone cheered together: "Brother Yu, Brother Yu, Brother Yu, Brother Yu...... You're the fattest! ”

"What's that? Who said I was the fattest? All right...... I really am the fattest ......"