"What? And this kind of thing? ”

Chen Qi was a human being, and it was the first time he had heard of such a thing, and he was dumbfounded for a while when he looked at the big bed in the outpatient hall.

Dean Yan is more experienced and knows that this matter is not trivial, and one bad thing is a life lawsuit, so he hurriedly commanded the staff of the health center to take action:

"Go, go, quickly close all the doors and windows, put the wooden planks on the shelves, close the curtains, and not allow a person to come in."

But Dean Yan's words did not stop the staff of the health center from also igniting a heart of gossip.

Even Mao Xiaolian, who had never appeared in the cafeteria, came over to see the excitement, hiding weakly in a corner, her eyes flickering.

Dean Yan still wanted to keep it secret, what he didn't know was that the crowd of onlookers outside the health center had already known clearly about the eighteenth generation of Zeng Xiangyun's ancestors.

How can the super invincible news of Xiangyun's daughter-in-law and dog XX be hidden?

is so lively, thanks to the people of North Shore Village.

Nan'an Village and Bei'an Village are two villages that should live in harmony, but they have long since broken their heads over the issue of water distribution since their ancestors, and how many fights will there be in which year? It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a "feud".

So even if the villagers of Nan'an Village want to hide this scandal now, how can the villagers of Bei'an Village let them do it? Such a "good thing" that made the people of the South Shore Village ugly is what the people of the North Shore like to see.

In fact, it is also the villagers of Bei'an Village who have been preached along the way, and they are also the ones who are jubilant.

The outpatient hall has been emptied, except for the village cadres of Nan'an Village, who are the employees of the health center.

Dean Yan looked around, and after making sure it was safe, he said, "Take the quilt off." ”

The eyes of everyone around lit up all at once.

Although Chen Qi has a serious face, his eyes are actually full of gossip, don't scold him for not being professional enough, it's really too unbelievable today's things.

Wang Adi's temper was hot, the first one couldn't help it, stepped forward and opened the quilt, and then almost laughed out loud, so she could only hold back.

I saw a woman covering her face with a pillow, she couldn't see what she looked like, she didn't say a word, obviously she had no face to see anyone.

The woman's figure looks very good.

The point is that there is a dead dog lying in the middle of her two tui, and the earth dog is very large, taking up half of the bed.

Hey, wait, how is it a dead dog?

Zeng Amao, the head of Nan'an Village, said embarrassedly:

"This one, we knew that we killed the dog as soon as possible after this incident, thinking that this would always be able to be dialed out, but it turned out to be getting tighter and tighter, and there was no way, so we had to send it to the health center. Hey, this is a mess, it's shameless. ”

After saying this, the people of Nan'an Village turned their backs, with a constipated expression on their faces, obviously angry, anxious and funny.

Rural people want to be cheeky, and ugly things that happen in a villager's house often make the whole village lose face, and this is also the case with the fake pregnancy of Aunt Jin in front.

Nurse Lu Jiayin next to her exclaimed: "Why can't you dial it out when the dog dies?" ”

Dean Yan shook his head, "I've lived for so long, and I haven't encountered this kind of thing, Xiao Chen, you are a secondary school student, do you know the reason?" ”

Chen Qi has actually never seen such a thing in his life, he has seen this kind of strange news on the Internet before, and he can't imagine seeing it with his own eyes today.

Fortunately, he was a Ph.D. student in his previous life, and he can still explain it pathophysiologically:

"I think it's like this, when a person or animal is alive, the pressure of the heart sends blood throughout the body. When an animal or person dies, the blood pressure disappears, and blood flows to the lowest part of the body under gravity, causing that area to swell, such as the legs.

If the leg is already full of blood at this time, the blood will rush to the special part closest to the leg, and the male thinning is essentially due to the blood rush of the stem HMT, so this phenomenon will occur. ”

Lu Xiaohui asked weakly:

"So what does this thinness have to do with not being able to dial it out? In this way, it is possible that you will not be able to allocate it in the future as a husband and wife? How scary? ”

Not to mention this problem, the staff of the health center, including the village cadres of Nan'an Village, the onlookers outside are more curious.

Normal people think about it, this male and female do that kind of thing, and when the thing is done, it can always slide out smoothly, how can it be stuck and not dialed out?

Chen Qi thought for a moment and thought of some knowledge he learned when he accompanied his girlfriend to the pet store in his previous life.

"That's right, the main reason is that the physiology of dogs is a little different from that of us humans, their front head is very large, and when stimulated, that head is about twice as large as the original."

Chen Qi explained, and at the same time made a spherical movement with gestures.

And a woman's cause is usually tight and loose inside, and when the dog's head suddenly swells more than doubled, it is stuck and locked like a chain, so that it cannot be extricated.

This is actually the same as the principle of dystocia for pregnant women, if the fetal head is too large during childbirth, the pelvic entrance of the pregnant woman is too small, so that the fetal head is difficult to pass through the pelvis smoothly delivery, and no cesarean section is the end of one corpse and two lives.

Let's talk about the current patient's situation, this state of locking and stuck, it can generally be separated after the dog softens, but there are special circumstances. Village Chief Zeng, how long has it been since this patient and the dog couldn't be dialed out? ”

"Two days, she said that it has been two days, so she has to ask for help, otherwise we don't know that we are coming, it is she herself who is shouting for help."

Chang Xihua asked weakly: "Didn't you say that dogs have barbs?" Could it be this reason? ”

Chen Qi glanced at his assistant and continued to explain with what he knew:

"This is probably a special situation, the dog's head is stuck, and if it can't be dialed out, the woman will be nervous and afraid, and the muscles will contract strongly. One head is getting bigger and bigger, and the other is getting tighter and tighter, and the end is getting tighter and tighter.

The tighter the card gets, the more the earth dog will bleed, and the more it will swell, forming a vicious circle, resulting in two days of not being able to dial it out, and the reason why I have to call for help is not the existence of a barb, do you think it's a fish hook?

And when outsiders came in and found out about this kind of thing, they beat the dog to death in a fit of rage, okay, it was originally stuck in the state of blood, and now there is another death, that is, the blood is worse, and it can't slip out. ”

Village Chief Zeng's face was full of sorrow: "Then what now?" It's not a solution for this living person to hang a dead dog. ”

After speaking, everyone's eyes looked at Chen Qi who was talking eloquently.

To solve the problem of Caton, there is basically no need for surgery, especially if this kind of dog has been killed, there is no need to leave the second child under the knife.

Chen Qi squatted down, observed the connection between the woman and the dog, and found that it was not a tight fit, but there was a certain space, so he had an idea.

"Xiaolian, go to the cafeteria and get some rapeseed oil."

Lu Xiaohui squatted next to her and asked strangely, "Doctor Chen, why do you want to take sesame oil?" ”

Chen Qi explained: "Originally, lubricating oil should have been used, but it's not that our health center doesn't have it, so replace it with rapeseed oil, lubricate the cause first, and see if it can be allocated." ”

"Is it to put canola oil on the outside?"

"Stupid, of course use a syringe to inject it into the cause tract, otherwise how to lubricate?"

Wang Adi quietly touched Dean Yan's shoulder: "Look at these two people, they are not married, they are not afraid of embarrassment, and they will discuss it around the woman's lower body." ”

Dean Yan scolded unkindly: "Don't gossip, see a doctor, be serious!" ”

Wang Adi pursed her lips, then turned her head to continue watching the show of picking radishes.

Mao Xiaolian ran over quickly, carrying a bowl full of rapeseed oil, and Lu Xiaohui hurriedly brought a syringe from the office next to her.

Chen Qi took a tube of vegetable oil, removed the needle, put it on with the soft leather tube of the infusion tube, and then stuffed it into Wu Jinhua's Yin Dao.

Because it had been too long, Wu Jinhua's wall was actually in a state of blood and inflammation, and as soon as the pipe was poked in, she couldn't help but shout:

"Ouch, ouch."

Village Chief Zeng snorted lightly: "I can endure the pain, and now I still have the face to shout?" ”

Wu Jinhua didn't react in an instant, and Chen Qi couldn't care about her pain, so he injected a syringe full of vegetable oil, but he was afraid that it would not be enough, so he injected another syringe until the liquid was full.

"Xiao Chang, come to help, you pull the dead dog, see if you can dial it out?"

Chang Xihua was very obedient, and immediately grabbed the body of the dead dog and pulled it back, this pull, the violent pulling pain made Wu Jinhua cry out again:

"Ouch, it hurts to death......"

Chen Qi has been observing the "connection" and found that the dog's thing is almost drawn, and it still can't be dialed out, and it seems that the method of lubricating with vegetable oil has failed.

Lu Xiaohui, a curious baby, couldn't help but ask again: "Doctor Chen, can you only go through surgery now?" ”

Chen Qi had never had this kind of operation, and he already showed the picture of cutting open the river mussel with a knife in his mind, so he quickly shook his head, this picture was too beautiful to think.

"Let's think of another way, the patient's lower body has been very tight because of the pain, you can imagine that the muscles are also in a state of tight contraction, so how can it be pulled out. Jin Linlin, you go to the pharmacy and get a diazepam injection, a 654-2 injection. ”

"Okay", Nurse Kim immediately ran to the pharmacy.

Lu was curious about the baby going online again: "Doctor Chen, what is the use of these two needles?" ”

"Valium injections can calm the patient, and as soon as the person relaxes, the muscles will relax. In addition, the 654-2 needle originally had the effect of relaxing muscles, so let's see how the effect is? ”

Dean Yan listened to it next to him, and he nodded again and again.

I thought that secondary school students are different, even if they have never encountered such a disease, they can also study and formulate a set of treatment plans through their own solid medical foundation.

In comparison, whether it is Lu Xiaohui or Chang Xihua, they lack theoretical knowledge and can only do it, but they don't know why they do it.

It seems that Huangtan Health Center still can't do without Comrade Chen Qi......